Ass Dan
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Post by Ass Dan on Dec 7, 2009 4:10:21 GMT -5
...announced (not enough room in the subject line) www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaWFeGxuXgMwww.imdb.com/title/tt1498870/It's by Craig Moss, a guy with literaly one other thing to his name. So, yeah. This is going to be terrible in ways science had previously thought of as fiction. But it's real. Good, sweet lord, it's real. |
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Post by Solid Stryk-Dizzle on Dec 7, 2009 4:14:47 GMT -5
Really?
A "can you hear me now?" joke? IN 2009?
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Dec 7, 2009 4:26:27 GMT -5
Officer Beat and Officer Yo'Ass
See what they did there?
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Dec 7, 2009 4:26:39 GMT -5
Wow. That makes the (Blank) Movies look like Oscar material.
How does that even pass as parody? Half that trailer looks like a flat out rip off of 40 Year Old virgin, just with different actors
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Ass Dan
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Post by Ass Dan on Dec 7, 2009 4:27:37 GMT -5
How does that even pass as parody? *fart* |
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Post by Rorschach on Dec 7, 2009 4:33:00 GMT -5
Heh....Props for going DIRECTLY after the pregnancy/expansion fetish with that HUGE fake belly. I wonder if that's going to be a running gag? If so, they spoiled the payoff in the trailer.
I mean, if we're supposed to laugh at how suddenly huge the female character gets, and sit there and go "Wow, she's HUGE! And she's only six months! Must be twins!" and keep guessing why she's expanding so dramatically....only to be shocked by the "giving birth to a grown man" punchline...yeah. FAIL.
Man....did I just waste that much time thinking about a lame joke in an even lamer movie? DAMMIT.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Dec 7, 2009 4:45:49 GMT -5
Good lord that looks just...beyond awful.
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 7, 2009 5:04:05 GMT -5
Wow, way to be two or three years late to the table, boys.
I'm amazed the words "National Lampoon's" isn't before it...but there's still time.
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Post by Rorschach on Dec 7, 2009 5:15:24 GMT -5
Wow, way to be two or three years late to the table, boys. I'm amazed the words "National Lampoon's" isn't before it...but there's still time. Ehhh...the guy probably read Judd Apatow's IMDB entry, looked under IN PRODUCTION, and decided to wait until Apatow had three films under his belt that the guy could cobble from and make a ____MOVIE. Surprised he didn't try and throw JUNO in there somehow, too. Oh wait, she'll probably be in the Lamaze class with the pregnant chick in this movie. Maybe Lindsay Lohan's character from LABOR PAINS will be there too.  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2009 5:28:20 GMT -5
It did parody Slumdog Millionaire in one scene in the trailer.
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Dec 7, 2009 5:41:03 GMT -5
Wow, way to be two or three years late to the table, boys. I'm amazed the words "National Lampoon's" isn't before it...but there's still time. Ehhh...the guy probably read Judd Apatow's IMDB entry, looked under IN PRODUCTION, and decided to wait until Apatow had three films under his belt that the guy could cobble from and make a ____MOVIE. Surprised he didn't try and throw JUNO in there somehow, too. Oh wait, she'll probably be in the Lamaze class with the pregnant chick in this movie. Maybe Lindsay Lohan's character from LABOR PAINS will be there too. They already used Juno in the horrible Disaster Movie. No movie is safe from being ripped off!!!  |
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Dec 7, 2009 5:53:23 GMT -5
What.
Those were 2 and a half minutes I'll never get back.
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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Dec 7, 2009 6:08:05 GMT -5
good god, is this supposed to be a post modern film that's ironically making fun of the friedberg and setzer movies? or is it really that bad.
I can't see anyone, ANYONE in there right mind thinking that anything here is funny. I mean crap, not even uwe boll is that crazy.
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Post by dsriggs on Dec 7, 2009 6:42:22 GMT -5
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Post by Bam Neeley on Dec 7, 2009 7:04:56 GMT -5
Ok. I haven't seen any of the movies mentioned in the title(except maybe 30 minutes of 40yr Old Virgin). But that didn't seem even remotely funny.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Dec 7, 2009 7:05:28 GMT -5
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 7, 2009 7:22:29 GMT -5
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Slim Loves Lily
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Dec 7, 2009 7:32:58 GMT -5
As abysmal as this may seem, there'll be at least one poor sap who likes it.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Dec 7, 2009 7:37:11 GMT -5
As abysmal as this may seem, there'll be at least one poor sap who likes it. You mean the directors parents? |
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Dec 7, 2009 7:40:02 GMT -5
Not only does that look absolutely atrocious, but the title is terrible as well.
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