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Post by The Verdict on Jan 3, 2010 20:01:50 GMT -5
Paranormal Activity was a crock a shit
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Post by bubbles on Jan 3, 2010 21:31:43 GMT -5
Transformers 2 is one of the worst films I've ever seen. I knew I wouldn't like it but I tried to enjoy it. Then I fell asleep, but my friends woke me up because they thought I wouldn't want to miss it
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Post by heyguesswhatidid on Jan 3, 2010 21:34:06 GMT -5
Halloween 2 is the worst movie I've ever seen in the theater.
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Jan 3, 2010 22:58:49 GMT -5
Paul Blart: Mall Cop. How that movie doesn't have more votes is beyond me.
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Jan 3, 2010 23:14:25 GMT -5
Paul Blart: Mall Cop. How that movie doesn't have more votes is beyond me. I think a lot of people knew it'd be ass, and just avoided it.
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Post by BRV on Jan 3, 2010 23:17:27 GMT -5
Out of all of the choices on that list, I have to cast a vote for "Funny People". Someone has already said it, but I'll reiterate the point; it was one of only a handful of "comedies" that I've seen in which there is not one likable character involved. Hell, I ended up pulling for Eric Bana's character, because he gave me the least reason to hate him.
I guess that when it comes down to it, "Funny People" was a movie from Judd Apatow, starring Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill, with a slew of cameos from comedians and actors...and James Taylor was far and away the funniest person involved. I think that really sums it up.
I don't think I've ever been more disappointed in a movie. It could have been a solid 45-60 minutes shorter, and it was a surprisingly dark movie. They hype it up as this great, hilarious comedy, and then they don't even make the effort to make it funny.
That being said, I haven't seen "Jennifer's Body", but I'd be willing to bet that if I did, it would supersede all movies as worst movie of 2009. And as for "Paul Blart", I actually liked it. I didn't walk into it with any expectations. I mean, it wasn't hysterical, but it was a cute and charming movie.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2010 23:32:58 GMT -5
Put me on the list of the people who loved Watchmen. It wasn't perfect, but it got the job done.
But Transformers 2...my god, what a load of crap that was. I was so lucky that I got to watch it with a friend of mine, because if it was by myself, I would've had a field day to everybody. Least with her, we got to vent to each other. And this is coming from someone who loves the first one for what it was. I don't know how they f'd this one up, but they did...and people would rather sit through this than giving money to Sam Raimi for a good movie. Screw them up the ass.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 4, 2010 0:11:42 GMT -5
X-Men Origins: Wolverine and Transformers 2 were both steaming piles of shit. X-Men Origins was garbage for the fact that it was basically a "F--- YOU" to anyone who is a fan of X-Men, Wolverine, or Deadpool comics, and it looked incredibly rushed and sloppy. Very poor filmmaking.
Transformers 2 was just god-awful due to all the ridiculous toilet humor, and the fact that it barely had anything resembling a coherent narrative.
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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Jan 4, 2010 0:17:14 GMT -5
all of the movies mentioned here are pussy choices compared to the real worst movie of 2009: After Last Season
yes that's a real movie. Here's the funny thing, the film was so bad that the distributor told the theaters to BURN THE PRINTS because it would be cheaper than to send the film back. think about that for a moment. The film was so bad that not even the distributor wanted the film to exist.
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Post by Rorschach on Jan 4, 2010 0:21:01 GMT -5
Put me on the list of the people who loved Watchmen. It wasn't perfect, but it got the job done. But Transformers 2...my god, what a load of crap that was. I was so lucky that I got to watch it with a friend of mine, because if it was by myself, I would've had a field day to everybody. Least with her, we got to vent to each other. And this is coming from someone who loves the first one for what it was. I don't know how they f'd this one up, but they did...and people would rather sit through this than giving money to Sam Raimi for a good movie. Screw them up the ass. I agree with this. However, I cannot rightly pick just ONE movie from 2009 as the standard bearer of "bad". There was just SO much to choose from. The horror genre had more than it's share, true, but anything from Michael Bay, anything from Platinum Dunes, and any and everything from Megan Fox ought to be up for consideration.
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Post by nate5054 on Jan 4, 2010 0:38:10 GMT -5
I'm voting Meet the Spartans. It's awfulness actually somehow stretched into the year after it was released.
I guess if I had to vote a movie for 09 it would be the Wolverine one. It was terrible on multiple levels, to the point where I was bored at the end of it.
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Post by Real Folk Bruce on Jan 4, 2010 1:10:10 GMT -5
Transformers with Avatar as a strong second (How I wish I could explain my dislike without breaking the board rules).
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Post by Rorschach on Jan 4, 2010 1:18:13 GMT -5
Transformers with Avatar as a strong second (How I wish I could explain my dislike without breaking the board rules). Simple. Just say that you don't like being preached at by a movie. That seems to be what you're getting at. (At least on the surface anyway).
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Post by Real Folk Bruce on Jan 4, 2010 2:21:49 GMT -5
Transformers with Avatar as a strong second (How I wish I could explain my dislike without breaking the board rules). Simple. Just say that you don't like being preached at by a movie. That seems to be what you're getting at. (At least on the surface anyway). Works for me.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Jan 4, 2010 3:24:35 GMT -5
I've been lucky with not seeing that much crap this year. I actually went to see Transformers just to see how bad it was. It lived up to it's reputation.
Watchmen would be second on the list, just so dull and boring. It's amazing that a 3 hour film where nothing happens gets a saturation release.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Jan 4, 2010 3:30:01 GMT -5
I have watched just about every Ed Wood movie out there, even the porn flicks he did. I have watched films by Uwe Boll, David "The Rock" Nelson and even a certain video involving a couple of women and a drinking utensil. Nothing - NOTHING - compares to the sheer godawfulness that is Jennifer's Body. The dialogue sounds like it was written by 15 year olds on their AIM accounts and when you have flashbacks withing flashbacks WITHIN FRIGGIN' FLASHBACKS, something is seriously wrong.
I own Manos Hands of Fate on DVD WITHOUT the MST3k treatment and I still say Jennifer's Body is the biggest piece of crap I've ever laid eyes on. I've seen actual pieces of crap that weren't as big of pieces of crap.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jan 4, 2010 4:33:29 GMT -5
Transformers 2. I never knew it was possible to take a film about giant robots and make it boring.
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Post by theryno665 on Jan 4, 2010 10:17:58 GMT -5
all of the movies mentioned here are pussy choices compared to the real worst movie of 2009: After Last Season yes that's a real movie. Here's the funny thing, the film was so bad that the distributor told the theaters to BURN THE PRINTS because it would be cheaper than to send the film back. think about that for a moment. The film was so bad that not even the distributor wanted the film to exist. Did the creators actually think that movie was going to make it into theaters? Holy crap, that looks like a rehearsal for a movie than an actual movie. I'm surprised it even got a distributor in the first place. The trailer was just a collection of lines (apparently "There's some printers in the basement you can use" is important enough to close the trailer out with) but I did like the doctor's office with the ceiling fan and the CAT Scan machine made out of paper.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Jan 4, 2010 10:20:44 GMT -5
Paul Blart: Mall Cop. How that movie doesn't have more votes is beyond me. Worst movie since Chicken Little.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Jan 4, 2010 10:46:27 GMT -5
Paul Blart: Mall Cop. How that movie doesn't have more votes is beyond me. I didn't think it was that bad. It was a light and fluffy comedy. It wasn't supposed to be anything more.
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