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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 6, 2010 18:22:43 GMT -5
...if you had an infinite amount of money. I know whenever questions about what one would do with $1 million pops up, inevitably you get some goody two shoes answer. But what if you had an infinite amount? After all you goody two shoes are done ending world hunger what would you lavishly buy for yourself.
I would pay to have a pornographic Simpsons episode produced and aired on Fox in its regular time slot, a McDonalds built into my house and Bret Hart's leather jacket that he wore circa 1997 (or an exact replica of it that would fit me).
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y2j12
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Post by y2j12 on Jan 6, 2010 18:27:45 GMT -5
Ford Mustang Ive always wanted one.
and two chicks at the same time. I figured with that kind of money I could set that up
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Post by Silent Brad on Jan 6, 2010 18:29:38 GMT -5
I'd get a brand new mansion and use it to play paint ball in. Then I'd buy another mansion to live in. And I'd add a legit movie theater onto it. The I'd probably buy a boat, just so I can be on it.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 6, 2010 18:33:59 GMT -5
Helping the needy.
I'm sorry, but I'm a sap.
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Post by -Lithium- on Jan 6, 2010 19:23:54 GMT -5
- I'd help out people. - Invest alot into research for extending life spans. - Use Louis CK's idea and open up a chain of "S*** Ass Pet F******" that never closes, despite doing no business.
Honestly I'd use alot of money to just do random things. Construct a series of billboards on the highway that just go for miles and miles, and they all have pictures of Warren G Harding on them...
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smokinvokoun
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Post by smokinvokoun on Jan 6, 2010 19:31:00 GMT -5
I'll play both angles... I would buy several big houses for myself and my family, buy a couple of cars, cars I know that I will drive, a swiming pool, and I would go on so many shopping sprees buying so much dvds and cd;s that I'd might as well own a Best Buy. I would help the needy because if I had an infinite amount of money and I don't really need to buy anything anymore, might as well not be a rich jerk and I would give alot to charitys and help the needy.
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stealthamo
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Post by stealthamo on Jan 6, 2010 19:44:46 GMT -5
Pay off anything me or my immediate family owes anyone. After that, probably a big house, the works. Donate a big amount to various charities/finding cures for major diseases. Buy the Lions. And lastly, own every video game console/game ever produced.
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Jan 6, 2010 20:22:53 GMT -5
I'm going to do my top 10:
1. Charity. 2. Take care of my parents. 3. Buy awesome season tickets to all my favorite sports teams. 4. Mansions in 3 or 4 different cities. 5. Cars. 6. Massive bi-yearly trips with friends. 7. Hot chicks. 8. Memorobilia of things I like ( The Beatles, LOST, and the Chicago Cubs etc.). 9. Take lessons for different musical instruments. 10. Monkey butler.
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Vampiro138
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Post by Vampiro138 on Jan 6, 2010 20:29:30 GMT -5
1 - pay off loans my parents have taken out 2 - buy a big house for all of us 3 - buy a bootleg of the complete wonder years with original music 4 - buy a replica of the michael keaton batmobile 5 - buy a replica of the delorian from back to the future
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Post by carter 15 on Jan 6, 2010 20:36:02 GMT -5
by the entire McDonalds coorporation.
THEN SHUT IT DOWN.
mwahahaha
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Jan 6, 2010 20:39:59 GMT -5
1.Pay to kick HHH in the testicles. 2.Get a personal trainer.
I have simple needs
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 6, 2010 20:52:22 GMT -5
I'll play both angles... I would buy several big houses for myself and my family, buy a couple of cars, cars I know that I will drive, a swiming pool, and I would go on so many shopping sprees buying so much dvds and cd;s that I'd might as well own a Best Buy. I would help the needy because if I had an infinite amount of money and I don't really need to buy anything anymore, might as well not be a rich jerk and I would give alot to charitys and help the needy. Cool list. However, for all the crappers who are saying donate and help the needy, which I tried to point out most people would already do in the first post it makes you think of who wouldn't do that. *Guy walks by starving homeless guy* Homeless Guy: Please sir can I have a few dollars for food or shelter? Infinitely Wealthy Guy: Sorry can't help you out. Homeless Guy: But you have an infinite amount of wealth, you can spare anything! Infinitely Wealthy Guy: I could... *Guy walks away*
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Matt Rogers
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Post by Matt Rogers on Jan 6, 2010 20:54:44 GMT -5
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 6, 2010 21:06:30 GMT -5
Only the finest hookers. Ones that don't have diseases.
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Tapout
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Post by Tapout on Jan 6, 2010 21:22:31 GMT -5
- Use Louis CK's idea and open up a chain of "S*** Ass Pet F******" that never closes, despite doing no business. For those who haven't seen Louis CK's bit: (language warning)
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TuneinTokyo
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Post by TuneinTokyo on Jan 6, 2010 21:37:03 GMT -5
Two weeks in a suite at the Bellagio in Las Vegas.
I'd try and strike up a big game of poker with Doyle Brunson.
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Jan 6, 2010 21:39:14 GMT -5
probably the worlds biggest lcd television ..... maybe two!
then buy a house to put them in
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Post by Solid Stryk-Dizzle on Jan 6, 2010 21:39:28 GMT -5
Solid gold house and a rocket car.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Jan 6, 2010 22:14:25 GMT -5
Houses. Like 18 or 19 of them. All with a perfectly round room to use for punishment when my (future) kids act up, "Dammit, go to the room and sit in the corner!"
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jan 6, 2010 22:26:19 GMT -5
Infinite amount?
By some crap ass countries and turn them profitable. Time Machines Handfull of sports teams TNA to shut them down. And laugh at people who cry over it. Black GMC Vandura with a crazy man, a black guy and a pretty boy. Many cigars Guns
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