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Post by hossfan on Jun 23, 2010 12:09:43 GMT -5
WWCF debut of Caleb Fourchon pushed back
Sources inside the World WrestleCrap Federation are saying it may be several weeks before their most recent hire Caleb Fourchon is allowed to compete. The reason being given is that Fourchon is coming to them very raw and it is taking time to teach him how to wrestle in the WWCF style. There are concerns that Fourchon lacks even the basic understanding of the rules of a match. "I can understand a guy not knowing how to wrestle for the hard camera, but when you have to explain what a rope break is or how to perform a snapmare people should be worried."
- Rahrah.com
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 23, 2010 12:13:08 GMT -5
Seth: I am sure people are wondering why I picked Viva to be the special guest referee. Well, there are three reasons for this.
One is, because he will be impartial towards both individuals based on hatred. He hates that Jay Carroll beat him and is the new world champion. He also hates that Amigo has a chance to become the first two time world champion.
Two is, it gives the SOB something to do at the ppv. Like it or not, Viva is one of our main eventers in this business and giving him nothing to do would be a complete insult on me. It says I am not a good person for not having anything for a former world champion to do.
And finally three is....after all the rubbing it in that Viva did about being the world champion without my help; after all of the insults he has flown through myself and Jessica, making him a referee for a match against two men who he extremely hates is payback. And if he does anything to put question into this match, I will make sure he doesnt get a world title shot for the rest of 2010 and once 2011 begins, he is going to have to climb his way back up to the top rung by rung by rung.
Viva may want to remember that you should never cross the man who everyone calls the Puppet Master because in the end, I will make a puppet out of you and embarrass your sorry ass.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 23, 2010 12:41:38 GMT -5
Wow, this s*** is getting old. Amigo talks about how he's going to beat the champ, despite being little more than a chump who has done really nothing more than be in the right place at the right time, and Jay comes in and talks about how he's gonna shut him up. It's old. It's tired.
You two dips***s are forgetting that I'm the one in control here, quite literally. You may lock him up in The Hangover, Jay. He might even hit you with the Bom-Ba Ye. But at the end of the day, I'm the guy that rings the bell.
Now, tell me what the hell I DON'T gain by letting you two beat each other to nothing more than a s*** pile? I'll tell you right now, I'm worse than FIFA refs. You'll need to earn every bit of your win come Monday. In fact, you'll likely need to go above and beyond what it would take to win. And you remember, that you are just the Ref. You didn't have what it took to win that triangle tournament, and here you are.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jun 23, 2010 13:08:38 GMT -5
1 pair of losers down, one more loser to go. Vokoun, after that match, I'm ready for anything you have to throw at me.
Soon to be a double champion. That's gonna do wonders for my appetite for destruction. See you soon, pal.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jun 23, 2010 15:06:58 GMT -5
*Kris is seen at a deli ordering a sandwich. Kris: "Extra meat and extra cheese and put a rush on it! What kind of bread? Anything but French bread. Terrible terrible stuff." *Kris turns towards the camera Kris: "So Frenchy you think I'm going to bring a reptile to the ring do ya? I wouldn't even bother with one of your hairy leg wenches with thier scaly skin and lizard lips. No no. You want to make an impression by beating me huh? When's the last time a Frenchy won anything? Nineteen ninety never? Yeah. Go ahead and blab your mouth Frenchy. The bottom line is your only claim to fame is being as yellow as the mustard your country is named after. Does that burn a little? That's nothig compared to The Afterburn." *The sandwich maker hands Kris his sandwich. Kris: "Pardon me but do you have any Grey Poupon?" Man: "But of course." *while training on a punching bag* Kris, my friend, I do hope your moves are less predictable and have more impact than your xenophobic insults. I mean, I'm going to beat you regardless, but I like my opponents to give a good fight. Gotta give the crowd a good show, y' know? *Stops hitting the bag* Also, when's the last time a Frenchman won anything? Hm... I don't know... how about three days ago, when I defeating Neo Het, the man who utterly destroyed the General of the Monkey Army, and I did so fair and square to boot? *staring at the camera* So please, make sure you are ready for the match because believe it or not, but yout sandwich-eating skills do not strike me as very threatening in combat situation. Do I blab my mouth? Eh, maybe. But the fact is, I'm here at the gym, honing my skills and improving my body's capabilities while you're out there trying to impress me by accumulating cholesterol. *Starts punching the bag again* So Kris... you think you can beat me? Well PROVE it. In the ring. Sure I may blab my mouth, but I have something to back up what I say.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2010 15:16:44 GMT -5
Who is WWCF's Returning Legend?
Ever since the mysterious promo from this past week's NiteRaw, touting the return of a face from the WWCF's past, speculation has run rampant over just who this legend is.
Names like Aaron Enigma, Stryker Dark Silence, even The Fishmonger have been tossed out there. While at this time, we do not know the identity of this person, we can say that there is a rumor he will make his presence felt at Wheel of Misfortune.
Stay tuned for more as it develops.
- Newzucantuze.com
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Post by The Hangman on Jun 23, 2010 20:09:01 GMT -5
You know, early this week on that Twitter thing, I insulted the Southwest Connection. Now, let me do it even more:
You two punks have always been claiming "Oh, we did this!" or "Ah, we did that!". Well, this week you lost to the Hair Metal equivalent of X-Pac and a guy who used to be a White Collar worker. Enough said.
Your conceit of thinking you are the best team here will only lead to another crushing defeat.
And don't think I've stopped my title ambitions, either. I'm still here, and I am still hungry for gold.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Jun 23, 2010 23:34:51 GMT -5
*Kris is seen at a deli ordering a sandwich. Kris: "Extra meat and extra cheese and put a rush on it! What kind of bread? Anything but French bread. Terrible terrible stuff." *Kris turns towards the camera Kris: "So Frenchy you think I'm going to bring a reptile to the ring do ya? I wouldn't even bother with one of your hairy leg wenches with thier scaly skin and lizard lips. No no. You want to make an impression by beating me huh? When's the last time a Frenchy won anything? Nineteen ninety never? Yeah. Go ahead and blab your mouth Frenchy. The bottom line is your only claim to fame is being as yellow as the mustard your country is named after. Does that burn a little? That's nothig compared to The Afterburn." *The sandwich maker hands Kris his sandwich. Kris: "Pardon me but do you have any Grey Poupon?" Man: "But of course." *while training on a punching bag* Kris, my friend, I do hope your moves are less predictable and have more impact than your xenophobic insults. I mean, I'm going to beat you regardless, but I like my opponents to give a good fight. Gotta give the crowd a good show, y' know? *Stops hitting the bag* Also, when's the last time a Frenchman won anything? Hm... I don't know... how about three days ago, when I defeating Neo Het, the man who utterly destroyed the General of the Monkey Army, and I did so fair and square to boot? *staring at the camera* So please, make sure you are ready for the match because believe it or not, but yout sandwich-eating skills do not strike me as very threatening in combat situation. Do I blab my mouth? Eh, maybe. But the fact is, I'm here at the gym, honing my skills and improving my body's capabilities while you're out there trying to impress me by accumulating cholesterol. *Starts punching the bag again* So Kris... you think you can beat me? Well PROVE it. In the ring. Sure I may blab my mouth, but I have something to back up what I say. Kris:"YAAAAWWWWNNNN!!!! Oh what was that you were saying? Give good matches? The fact of the matter is that I go out there each and every week with the milluons of Kobainites screaming my name and give the best match of the night every night. Is it my fault you have the personality of a toothpick? Talk about your so called skill all you want because it doesn't matter when the fans are pulling out sleeping bags while you wrestle. You beat who? Neo Het? Congratulations on beating a giant retard. I took candy from a baby once and you don't see me bragging about it. Step it up kiddo. When you're in the ring with Kris Kobain you're in the ring with the best and don't you forget it."
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jun 24, 2010 5:40:54 GMT -5
*while training on a punching bag* Kris, my friend, I do hope your moves are less predictable and have more impact than your xenophobic insults. I mean, I'm going to beat you regardless, but I like my opponents to give a good fight. Gotta give the crowd a good show, y' know? *Stops hitting the bag* Also, when's the last time a Frenchman won anything? Hm... I don't know... how about three days ago, when I defeating Neo Het, the man who utterly destroyed the General of the Monkey Army, and I did so fair and square to boot? *staring at the camera* So please, make sure you are ready for the match because believe it or not, but yout sandwich-eating skills do not strike me as very threatening in combat situation. Do I blab my mouth? Eh, maybe. But the fact is, I'm here at the gym, honing my skills and improving my body's capabilities while you're out there trying to impress me by accumulating cholesterol. *Starts punching the bag again* So Kris... you think you can beat me? Well PROVE it. In the ring. Sure I may blab my mouth, but I have something to back up what I say. Kris:"YAAAAWWWWNNNN!!!! Oh what was that you were saying? Give good matches? The fact of the matter is that I go out there each and every week with the milluons of Kobainites screaming my name and give the best match of the night every night. Is it my fault you have the personality of a toothpick? Talk about your so called skill all you want because it doesn't matter when the fans are pulling out sleeping bags while you wrestle. You beat who? Neo Het? Congratulations on beating a giant retard. I took candy from a baby once and you don't see me bragging about it. Step it up kiddo. When you're in the ring with Kris Kobain you're in the ring with the best and don't you forget it." You know, having "millions" of screaming Kobainites would be a much more impressive feat if you didn't decide that anyone you see is a fan of yours, completely ignoring their actual feelings. See, the difference between you and me is that you always assumed that the mere fact that you are the almighty Kris Kobain grants you love and admiration. And I won't deny that you do have success, but unlike what you believe, the number of Kobainites is far from increasing, as you don't give two craps about this business or the fans. You don't think you have to improve, because you are living a dream in which you believe you're already on top and that you have nothing to do to prove your worth, and in which your delusions of popularity and grandeur are true, but the fact is the people who used to admire you now realize that you're full of yourself and that you will never actually put any effort into your matches. You used to stand for something, people liked you for your prowesses inside the ring, and now they are abandoning you because YOU abandoned them by acting like you simply deserve success without actually working for it. And you'd see that, and you'd do something about it if you actually gave a damn about your Kobainites instead of using them to cover your lack of confidence. So someone has to wake you up, and that's just what I'm going to do. I'm going to step it up alright, but the bad news for you is that YOU are the step that I'm going to walk on to advance in the rankings. I could keep talking about my skills, but I am a firm believer that actions matter way more than big talks, so come Wheel of Misfortune, you will get to see first hand that I am not just bragging because when I hit you with the Mysthical Chokeslam or the Mystherious Ways, you will not get back up. And when you finally realize what happened, you will have to look up to see me again, but I'll be out of reach as I'll already be nearing the top of the mountain while you will be beaten and broken at the bottom of the pit.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Jun 24, 2010 5:50:47 GMT -5
Kris:"YAAAAWWWWNNNN!!!! Oh what was that you were saying? Give good matches? The fact of the matter is that I go out there each and every week with the milluons of Kobainites screaming my name and give the best match of the night every night. Is it my fault you have the personality of a toothpick? Talk about your so called skill all you want because it doesn't matter when the fans are pulling out sleeping bags while you wrestle. You beat who? Neo Het? Congratulations on beating a giant retard. I took candy from a baby once and you don't see me bragging about it. Step it up kiddo. When you're in the ring with Kris Kobain you're in the ring with the best and don't you forget it." You know, having "millions" of screaming Kobainites would be a much more impressive feat if you didn't decide that anyone you see is a fan of yours, completely ignoring their actual feelings. See, the difference between you and me is that you always assumed that the mere fact that you are the almighty Kris Kobain grants you love and admiration. And I won't deny that you do have success, but unlike what you believe, the number of Kobainites is far from increasing, as you don't give two craps about this business or the fans. You don't think you have to improve, because you are living a dream in which you believe you're already on top and that you have nothing to do to prove your worth, and in which your delusions of popularity and grandeur are true, but the fact is the people who used to admire you now realize that you're full of yourself and that you will never actually put any effort into your matches. You used to stand for something, people liked you for your prowesses inside the ring, and now they are abandoning you because YOU abandoned them by acting like you simply deserve success without actually working for it. And you'd see that, and you'd do something about it if you actually gave a damn about your Kobainites instead of using them to cover your lack of confidence. So someone has to wake you up, and that's just what I'm going to do. I'm going to step it up alright, but the bad news for you is that YOU are the step that I'm going to walk on to advance in the rankings. I could keep talking about my skills, but I am a firm believer that actions matter way more than big talks, so come Wheel of Misfortune, you will get to see first hand that I am not just bragging because when I hit you with the Mysthical Chokeslam or the Mystherious Ways, you will not get back up. And when you finally realize what happened, you will have to look up to see me again, but I'll be out of reach as I'll already be nearing the top of the mountain while you will be beaten and broken at the bottom of the pit. Have you seen my matches Frenchy? I go out each and every week and bust my ass for the Kobainites. I give them something to look forward to. A reason to keep coming back for more. What do you bring to the table? A bad haircut, a cheesey accent and a poodle with bows in her hair? That may fly where you're from girly man but here you have to bring your best and your best isn't good enough. Bring a fire fighter to put the flames out when I light you up. Bring a bucket of ice to soothe the pain when you feel The Afterburn.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jun 24, 2010 6:13:31 GMT -5
You know, having "millions" of screaming Kobainites would be a much more impressive feat if you didn't decide that anyone you see is a fan of yours, completely ignoring their actual feelings. See, the difference between you and me is that you always assumed that the mere fact that you are the almighty Kris Kobain grants you love and admiration. And I won't deny that you do have success, but unlike what you believe, the number of Kobainites is far from increasing, as you don't give two craps about this business or the fans. You don't think you have to improve, because you are living a dream in which you believe you're already on top and that you have nothing to do to prove your worth, and in which your delusions of popularity and grandeur are true, but the fact is the people who used to admire you now realize that you're full of yourself and that you will never actually put any effort into your matches. You used to stand for something, people liked you for your prowesses inside the ring, and now they are abandoning you because YOU abandoned them by acting like you simply deserve success without actually working for it. And you'd see that, and you'd do something about it if you actually gave a damn about your Kobainites instead of using them to cover your lack of confidence. So someone has to wake you up, and that's just what I'm going to do. I'm going to step it up alright, but the bad news for you is that YOU are the step that I'm going to walk on to advance in the rankings. I could keep talking about my skills, but I am a firm believer that actions matter way more than big talks, so come Wheel of Misfortune, you will get to see first hand that I am not just bragging because when I hit you with the Mysthical Chokeslam or the Mystherious Ways, you will not get back up. And when you finally realize what happened, you will have to look up to see me again, but I'll be out of reach as I'll already be nearing the top of the mountain while you will be beaten and broken at the bottom of the pit. Have you seen my matches Frenchy? I go out each and every week and bust my ass for the Kobainites. I give them something to look forward to. A reason to keep coming back for more. What do you bring to the table? A bad haircut, a cheesey accent and a poodle with bows in her hair? That may fly where you're from girly man but here you have to bring your best and your best isn't good enough. Bring a fire fighter to put the flames out when I light you up. Bring a bucket of ice to soothe the pain when you feel The Afterburn. And with that, your proved my point. It's sad, really. It's sad that you have to once again resort to xenophobic insults to try to convince the crowd -but most importantly, yourself- that you are sure of yourself whereas it's painfully obvious that you are in constant fear that one day, you will wake up and find that you lost it all. Your career, your Kobainites, your will to fight. Yeah, I've seen your matches, Kobain, and I've seen, week after week, more and more former Kobainites be disappointed by your disrespectful and arrogant antics, I've seen them turn their backs as they realized how low their former hero had fallen, having to declare himself champion of whatever place tickled his fancy to give himself a semblance of credibility and relevancy. So what will it be, Kobain? Will you come to your senses and at least try to EARN the respect and admiration you long for? Or will the darkness have to take away the feeble light that is trying to keep shining over you?
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Post by smokinvokoun on Jun 24, 2010 10:13:29 GMT -5
1 pair of losers down, one more loser to go. Vokoun, after that match, I'm ready for anything you have to throw at me.
Soon to be a double champion. That's gonna do wonders for my appetite for destruction. See you soon, pal. I've noticed you've never called me a loser....in my face. I DARE YOU to do that at Wheel of Misfortune....AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!![/color]
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Post by Square on Jun 24, 2010 14:33:18 GMT -5
It's the undefeated Human Hate Machine pairing of The Revolution of Evolution and Hangman taking on the hasbeens of the human typo and REALLY littlenaitch. So ladies, want to make this interesting? $25,000 says that the Hate Machine walks away with the victory, care to reply?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2010 15:29:25 GMT -5
Also, think about this M. When you were off on you little tangents in the middle of the match, I got the upper hand. You KNEW you were in danger and close to tapping. So you used a weapons. Being the gigantic p**sy that you are, no surprise. If you had to use a weapon just to make me submit, how in the black and blue hell are you gonna make JoMo tap out? In fact, I have a bone to pick with the both of you so how about I come in there in kick both of y'alls asses?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2010 15:37:46 GMT -5
Easy now Sparky. Remember, Rules of Honor. You wouldn't wanna break the code, now would you?
*Laughs*
But I'll tell ya what. If you're so hellbent on making a statement at my expense, how about after the match, you come on out and try to make a name for yourself.
I'm pretty sure I'll have more than enough left in the tank to handle you.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2010 15:49:37 GMT -5
Easy now Sparky. Remember, Rules of Honor. You wouldn't wanna break the code, now would you?
*Laughs*
But I'll tell ya what. If you're so hellbent on making a statement at my expense, how about after the match, you come on out and try to make a name for yourself.
I'm pretty sure I'll have more than enough left in the tank to handle you. Maybe I will, maybe I won't, but just know this...
I had you beat. There's no disputing that. Your animal instincts knew that you were close to death, so you made a last ditch effort and did everything in your power to squeak out a win. Your ass is lucky that our match was no disqualification.
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 24, 2010 17:15:35 GMT -5
It's the undefeated Human Hate Machine pairing of The Revolution of Evolution and Hangman taking on the hasbeens of the human typo and REALLY littlenaitch. So ladies, want to make this interesting? $25,000 says that the Hate Machine walks away with the victory, care to reply? Whatever your willing to put up, we're good for it buddy.
Bring everything you've got to Wheel of Misfortune, because we just took one hell of a beating last week and we're ready to get that taste out of our mouth. You guys just happen to be the unfortunate two standing in our path.
The Southwest Connection is here for a reason, and that's because we are the zenith of tag team wrestling. The best in the world. At Wheel of Misfortune, you'll see why.
And hey, we can pick up a little extra cash to blow when we head over to the world famous Parts Unknown Casino later! Drinks on Square and Hangman!
As for the World title match, I'll be watching very closely. Botch at the Beach is drawing closer and closer and I'm ready! Jay, you know I'm pulling for you man. You got this one. I want to be in the ring with the best, and that's you. So I'll see you in the ring next month.
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Post by Square on Jun 24, 2010 17:24:43 GMT -5
It's the undefeated Human Hate Machine pairing of The Revolution of Evolution and Hangman taking on the hasbeens of the human typo and REALLY littlenaitch. So ladies, want to make this interesting? $25,000 says that the Hate Machine walks away with the victory, care to reply? Whatever your willing to put up, we're good for it buddy.
Bring everything you've got to Wheel of Misfortune, because we just took one hell of a beating last week and we're ready to get that taste out of our mouth. You guys just happen to be the unfortunate two standing in our path.
The Southwest Connection is here for a reason, and that's because we are the zenith of tag team wrestling. The best in the world. At Wheel of Misfortune, you'll see why.
And hey, we can pick up a little extra cash to blow when we head over to the world famous Parts Unknown Casino later! Drinks on Square and Hangman!
As for the World title match, I'll be watching very closely. Botch at the Beach is drawing closer and closer and I'm ready! Jay, you know I'm pulling for you man. You got this one. I want to be in the ring with the best, and that's you. So I'll see you in the ring next month. The zenith? Please, you're just riding the coattails of Naitch and he has never had the guts to kick you off. You want to know why you're the longest running tag team, because every other tag team was smart enough to know when there time was up and to try and move on. Naitch was world champion when you two put the team on hold, and now he's stuck with you in the tag team division. You're the albatross around the neck of Naitch, and as soon as he realises it "Mr Money In the Bank" will become penniless.
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Post by littlenaitch on Jun 24, 2010 20:45:55 GMT -5
You know I just got out of the hospital and I hear that Square has been running his mouth and has challenged Tyfo and myself to put up $25,000 and I will be more than happy to do that. Even though I am extremely sore and am legitimately injured from that cage match on NiteRaw, I can't wait to get inside that ring and kick Square's teeth down his throat!
Now Square, let me tell you something, Tyfo is not riding my coattails. He has more than carried his weight on this team and he has even beat me a few weeks ago. Tyfo is on the verge of becoming the World Heavyweight Champion which he more than deserves and he will prove it on Monday night.
Square, you better keep a close eye on your partner pal because this is by far the biggest match of his career and is ready for it? We don't even know what type of match this is going to be but after the hell that I went through on Monday night, i am ready for anything even though my body is extremely beat up and injured. Square, I can't wait until Wheel of Misfortune as I am going to enjoy taking that 25 grand from you. The Southwest Connection will be back on the winning side this Monday night a Square and Hangman will no doubt feel our pain!
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Post by The Hangman on Jun 24, 2010 21:59:51 GMT -5
You know I just got out of the hospital and I hear that Square has been running his mouth and has challenged Tyfo and myself to put up $25,000 and I will be more than happy to do that. Even though I am extremely sore and am legitimately injured from that cage match on NiteRaw, I can't wait to get inside that ring and kick Square's teeth down his throat!
Now Square, let me tell you something, Tyfo is not riding my coattails. He has more than carried his weight on this team and he has even beat me a few weeks ago. Tyfo is on the verge of becoming the World Heavyweight Champion which he more than deserves and he will prove it on Monday night.
Square, you better keep a close eye on your partner pal because this is by far the biggest match of his career and is ready for it? We don't even know what type of match this is going to be but after the hell that I went through on Monday night, i am ready for anything even though my body is extremely beat up and injured. Square, I can't wait until Wheel of Misfortune as I am going to enjoy taking that 25 grand from you. The Southwest Connection will be back on the winning side this Monday night a Square and Hangman will no doubt feel our pain! Hey asshole, don't think it's just Square and a scarecrow in there. I don't give a shit what you or your sidekick won or lost over the years, you misunderestimate me ever again, and I'll drag you neck-first right up to a lynching post.
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