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Post by Kris Kobain on Jun 25, 2010 0:01:32 GMT -5
Have you seen my matches Frenchy? I go out each and every week and bust my ass for the Kobainites. I give them something to look forward to. A reason to keep coming back for more. What do you bring to the table? A bad haircut, a cheesey accent and a poodle with bows in her hair? That may fly where you're from girly man but here you have to bring your best and your best isn't good enough. Bring a fire fighter to put the flames out when I light you up. Bring a bucket of ice to soothe the pain when you feel The Afterburn. And with that, your proved my point. It's sad, really. It's sad that you have to once again resort to xenophobic insults to try to convince the crowd -but most importantly, yourself- that you are sure of yourself whereas it's painfully obvious that you are in constant fear that one day, you will wake up and find that you lost it all. Your career, your Kobainites, your will to fight. Yeah, I've seen your matches, Kobain, and I've seen, week after week, more and more former Kobainites be disappointed by your disrespectful and arrogant antics, I've seen them turn their backs as they realized how low their former hero had fallen, having to declare himself champion of whatever place tickled his fancy to give himself a semblance of credibility and relevancy. So what will it be, Kobain? Will you come to your senses and at least try to EARN the respect and admiration you long for? Or will the darkness have to take away the feeble light that is trying to keep shining over you? You sound like a horse in labor. I didn't understand a word you just said.
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Post by Viva on Jun 25, 2010 14:10:34 GMT -5
If you haven't noticed, I couldn't be less interested in being a f***ing zebra at the PPV. This is stupid, honestly. Shoddy booking of the brightest star in the WWCF. It's okay though, I'll do my job. You see, this is just my opportunity to soften whoever becomes champion. This is my opportunity to make sure that they're beaten to a pulp, so when I get my hands on the champ, I can make quick, easy work. Your days are numbered, Jay, Amigo.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 25, 2010 14:45:21 GMT -5
If you haven't noticed, I couldn't be less interested in being a f***ing zebra at the PPV. This is stupid, honestly. Shoddy booking of the brightest star in the WWCF. It's okay though, I'll do my job. You see, this is just my opportunity to soften whoever becomes champion. This is my opportunity to make sure that they're beaten to a pulp, so when I get my hands on the champ, I can make quick, easy work. Your days are numbered, Jay, Amigo. Keep clinging to that desperate hope, then.
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Post by Viva on Jun 26, 2010 12:58:16 GMT -5
If you haven't noticed, I couldn't be less interested in being a f***ing zebra at the PPV. This is stupid, honestly. Shoddy booking of the brightest star in the WWCF. It's okay though, I'll do my job. You see, this is just my opportunity to soften whoever becomes champion. This is my opportunity to make sure that they're beaten to a pulp, so when I get my hands on the champ, I can make quick, easy work. Your days are numbered, Jay, Amigo. Keep clinging to that desperate hope, then. It's not desperation, friend. I've got plans, and you'll see one of them come to fruition at Wheel of Misfortune. It's not just enough that I'm better than you two, but I'm smarter. Hahahahahaha.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 27, 2010 1:12:19 GMT -5
Keep clinging to that desperate hope, then. It's not desperation, friend. I've got plans, and you'll see one of them come to fruition at Wheel of Misfortune. It's not just enough that I'm better than you two, but I'm smarter. Hahahahahaha. Whatever you say to make yourself feel oh so special.
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Post by littlenaitch on Jun 27, 2010 2:35:09 GMT -5
The Family will be watching Jay's back and making sure nobody interferes!
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Post by Kris Kobain on Jun 27, 2010 4:03:35 GMT -5
KrisKobain @ Tweeter posted via computer
"The Weiner Mafia isn't a threat."
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Post by Square on Jun 27, 2010 7:40:50 GMT -5
The Family will be watching Jay's back and making sure nobody interferes! And the human hate Machine will make sure that you lot don't screw Amigo out of the title
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Post by Viva on Jun 27, 2010 11:10:47 GMT -5
The Family will be watching Jay's back and making sure nobody interferes! And the human hate Machine will make sure that you lot don't screw Amigo out of the title Both of you cliques of douchebags will be banned from ringside. You really think I'm gonna let you pieces of shit make my job harder? Yeah. That's not happening.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 27, 2010 19:55:47 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Money, money, money, money, money....[/glow]
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Post by hossfan on Jun 28, 2010 11:36:25 GMT -5
Caleb Fourchon Identified?
There are persistent rumors that WWCF’s most recent hire, Caleb Fourchon, is a former carnival worker and current ward of the state of Louisiana. A subscriber to Cross Face Quarterly emailed the publication with the following message:
Quote: Caleb Fourchon is the birth name of Croc Killah, a sideshow freak who worked for Baron Samedi’s “Cirque de Vagabond”. When they closed down Fourchon was declared mentally unfit and institutionalized.
CFQ has no corroborating evidence to support this claim, but was able to get confirmation on part of the story. From Donald Boudreaux of Cajun Wrestling Unlimited:
Quote: Croc Killah is pretty infamous in these parts. He was part of a travelling carnival and like his name suggests, wrestled alligators. I never saw his act myself, and after Hurricane Gustav in 2008 they were forced to shut down. I did hear they put the guy to live on [Judge Earl] Bain’s work farm. And there are rumors that Bain runs some kind of underground wrestling promotion with the state’s prison system. Who knows if that’s true though.
Cross Face Quarterly contacted the office of Mister Bain, a retired Louisiana Circuit Court Judge who transformed his family’s plantation estate into a mental health facility that houses 250 full-time patients, to ask about Fourchon. They had no comment.
Source: Cross Face Quarterly Online
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 28, 2010 14:57:16 GMT -5
Hello all you "sane" people out there....My name is Mulligan....
There are some that call me mad, simply because I do odd things.....like lighting things on fire to watch them burn or licking electrical outlets for a jolt.....*TWITCH*
You may call me mad too.....but my madness is my gift, a gift I plan on sharing with all of the WWCF, starting wherever it takes me....hopefully with the biggest Sumbitch in this place. Yes......take out the biggest baddest man and then you'll be badder.
Must be badder to be better, must be worst to be first.
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Post by littlenaitch on Jun 28, 2010 15:07:05 GMT -5
In just a few short hours, The Family will reign supreme over the WWCF! Viva, we will be watching the World title match on a monitor close to the entrance way so that way we can make a quick move in case something happens.
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Post by smokinvokoun on Jun 28, 2010 16:13:51 GMT -5
Hello all you "sane" people out there....My name is Mulligan.... There are some that call me mad, simply because I do odd things.....like lighting things on fire to watch them burn or licking electrical outlets for a jolt.....*TWITCH* You may call me mad too.....but my madness is my gift, a gift I plan on sharing with all of the WWCF, starting wherever it takes me....hopefully with the biggest Sumbitch in this place. Yes......take out the biggest baddest man and then you'll be badder. Must be badder to be better, must be worst to be first. If you think your crazy....THEN YOU'VE NEVER MET ME!!!!!!![/color]
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 29, 2010 0:12:15 GMT -5
*Seth Drakin is seen upset with the ending of the world title match.* Seth: Viva, you had one job to do and that was to call this match down the middle. I didnt tell you to be the laziest referee ever. Now I have Amigo on my ass about getting screwed out of the title and this time, I can not just brush off his accusations as consequences that were a long time coming. So Amigo, dont worry...........I will give you a fair rematch.
Now Viva, I cant punish you at this point by taking away your contractual rematch. However, I can do something else. *Jessica comes in with a paper and Seth looks at her.* Seth: Is it done?Jessica: Everything you asked for is done. Seth: Good...............*Seth his handed the paper and he takes it before looking back at the camera.* Seth: Viva, for your actions....I am forced to make your rematch your last chance at the title.
If you do not win the title, you will go to the back of the line. And to make sure you don't even get to jump ahead....you will be banned from any and all chances at getting the world heavyweight title for the rest of 2010.
You better pray you win next monday.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2010 0:28:23 GMT -5
Evil M is sitting in the locker room, holding an icepack to the back of his neck, the Championship of Honor resting on his lap.
Yellow Jacket, I promised I would do you proud, my friend! Finally, Jonathan Michaels is no longer the Champion of Honor! A new day has dawned, a day where we have a Champion we can be proud of!
However, Jono. I did not appreciate your cheap shot after the match was over. I won the match fair and square! You should be fined, suspended, and banned from MY division for what you did! There was nothing honorable about hitting your immoral finishing move on me after the match ended!
And Sparks. You wanted my attention, now you have it. I will not take this sitting down! Nobody is going to take MY title away!
M stands up, almost dropping the belt in the process.
Now that I have the belt, things are going to be different! Next week on NiteRaw, I shall dictate MY rules of honor, which WILL be adhered to, if any challengers want a shot at the title!
M hugs the belt tightly as we fade out.
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Post by Viva on Jun 29, 2010 0:32:36 GMT -5
*Seth Drakin is seen upset with the ending of the world title match.* Seth: Viva, you had one job to do and that was to call this match down the middle. I didnt tell you to be the laziest referee ever. Now I have Amigo on my ass about getting screwed out of the title and this time, I can not just brush off his accusations as consequences that were a long time coming. So Amigo, dont worry...........I will give you a fair rematch.
Now Viva, I cant punish you at this point by taking away your contractual rematch. However, I can do something else. *Jessica comes in with a paper and Seth looks at her.* Seth: Is it done?Jessica: Everything you asked for is done. Seth: Good...............*Seth his handed the paper and he takes it before looking back at the camera.* Seth: Viva, for your actions....I am forced to make your rematch your last chance at the title.
If you do not win the title, you will go to the back of the line. And to make sure you don't even get to jump ahead....you will be banned from any and all chances at getting the world heavyweight title for the rest of 2010.
You better pray you win next monday. Yeah... My lawyer will have something to say about that if you try and pull it. Sorry, man. That's not legal and we both know it. You have a way of kneejerk reacting to things that you have no power over. I didn't break any rules, I called the match down the middle. When a pinfall was tried, I counted. I didn't give anyone a fast count. I did my job. You can't threaten me for doing what YOU told me to do. To tell me I have no shot at the title is out of line, and definitely illegal. My lawyer, Jack Thompson, has just told me that this isn't something I have to stand for.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 29, 2010 1:33:46 GMT -5
*Hears the conversation*
While Viva complains about the law, I'll tell you this: I have no problem breaking it.
The top brass has decreed that I can not interfere in this match. Well, I am. You might as well surround the arena in guards, but that might not be enough. I am going to take this sickle, and slit Viva's throat, again a infraction with the law.
I have no problem with going back to prison again. And so, ladies and gentlemen, please tune to WWCF Monday Nite Raw next week, because I will guarantee a genuine fatality in the wrestling ring.
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Post by The Hangman on Jun 29, 2010 1:38:16 GMT -5
In just a few short hours, The Family will reign supreme over the WWCF! Viva, we will be watching the World title match on a monitor close to the entrance way so that way we can make a quick move in case something happens. What a crock of shit. I told you that if misunderestimated me, I knock you so hard upon your ass, that your spine will be thrust out of your head. Let this be a lesson to all of you, that I am not going to put up with any of this shit of old bastards like Naitch thinking I'm just going to lay down for their fleeting glory.
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Post by Viva on Jun 29, 2010 2:07:46 GMT -5
*Hears the conversation*
While Viva complains about the law, I'll tell you this: I have no problem breaking it.
The top brass has decreed that I can not interfere in this match. Well, I am. You might as well surround the arena in guards, but that might not be enough. I am going to take this sickle, and slit Viva's throat, again a infraction with the law.
I have no problem with going back to prison again. And so, ladies and gentlemen, please tune to WWCF Monday Nite Raw next week, because I will guarantee a genuine fatality in the wrestling ring. I thought you might say something like that, which is why I've employed 50 guards stand ringside. I've asked that Seth hire them so they are impartial to what goes on within the ring. Don't make me request that they stand guard armed with weapons, just know your place and sit down. I will win my belt back, Amigo, and there's nothing you can do about it.
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