Change the Shape of foods?

[Drillbit Taylor]

Do you like Hotdogs or hard candies? How about a grape or Banana? Peanut Butter?

www.usatoday.com/news/health/2010-02-22-1Achoke22_ST_N.htm

Well pediatricians and the FDA might be working on changing the shape of Hot dogs and other food because it can be a choaking hazard.

And for those foods like Peanut Butter? Well they will get a warning label just like cigarettes get.

[erisi236]

I think we should ban together as a people and ban eating, it's too much of a risk.

Think of the children.

[Red Impact]

I didn't see anything in there about peanut butter.

That said, you can change the shape of hot dogs, bananas, and other foods. It's called chewing. Maybe parents should teach their kids how to do it better.

And if it's that big of a worry, you can always cut foods into smaller pieces. You can even have them cut into octopuses.

[Drillbit Taylor]

Feb 22, 2010 15:42:38 GMT -5 Red Impact said:

I didn't see anything in there about peanut butter.

That said, you can change the shape of hot dogs, bananas, and other foods. It's called chewing. Maybe parents should teach their kids how to do it better.

And if it's that big of a worry, you can always cut foods into smaller pieces. You can even have them cut into octopuses.

Peanut butter is in the Yahoo Story

health.yahoo.com/news/healthday/pediatricianswantredesignofhotdogscandytocurbkidschoking.html

[Red Impact]

If our kids have weak enough tracheal systems that they can't process peanut butter at the age they should be able to, then evolution has failed us.

[Cranjis McBasketball]

If our kids are too stupid to chew at the age of 10, evolution has failed us.

[Perd]

But, I love tube shaped meat. Perhaps I've said too much.

[notonyourradar]

Just remove all warning labels from everything. Let it work itself out.

[smokinvokoun]

Really? When were hotdogs invented...100 years ago? I find hard to believe that JUST KNOW they think Hot dogs are a choking risk. How would you change the shape of hotdogs? Because if you change the shape of a hot dog...it's no longer a hotdog.

[EvilMasterBetty, Esq.]

Our kids now are so fat they have to just inhale hot dogs without chewing. And instead of, I dunno, encouraging children to actually chew, instead let's just warn parents or force companies to spend hundreds of millions of dollars in R&D and re-fabrication of their factories just so little Timmy doesn't have to learn to chew.

[ani]

Doctors and psychiatrists are in a head to head battle on who can look the most foolish

[Alucard]

Hot dogs never killed no one.

Except Ted Denslow...

[Pervy Stone Cold]

Feb 22, 2010 16:25:23 GMT -5 EvilMasterBetty, Esq. said:

Our kids now are so fat they have to just inhale hot dogs without chewing. And instead of, I dunno, encouraging children to actually chew, instead let's just warn parents or force companies to spend hundreds of millions of dollars in R&D and re-fabrication of their factories just so little Timmy doesn't have to learn to chew.

The fat kids should just put more ketchup and mustard on them to help them go down.

Seriously, chewing your food properly isn't much to ask.

[Perd]

Someone get Joey Chesnut and Kobayashi on the phone. They will get this mess straightened out.

[default]

They should start making finger foods that are shaped like fingers.

[smokinvokoun]

Feb 22, 2010 16:43:09 GMT -5 Perd said:

Someone get Joey Chesnut and Kobayashi on the phone. They will get this mess straightened out.

No, if kids saw how Kobayashi eat Hotdogs..they would try to imitate him and more and more kids would choke to death.

[Apricots And A Pear Tree]

I don't know about you,but I could go for a Hot dog ouroboros.

[Young Game]

*shakes head*
*shrugs*

What's next?
Protective coating on Pizza Rolls?
MANDATORY square pizza?*




*(I kid. Pizza in any size or shape is good. If also potentially harmful and/or fatal.)

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

amazingly PRETZELS and BROCOLLI isn't banned

honestly, america and the world are truly TRULY f*****, if massive p****** like them are saying these things!!!

and if parents can't teach their goddamn SPAWN to sodding EAT PROPERLY ..... well ..... they'll STARVE then

so good riddence, clean a bit more from the gene pool

[Back to being Cenanuff]

Feb 22, 2010 16:33:44 GMT -5 Alucard said:

Hot dogs never killed no one.

Except Ted Denslow...

That poor fat bastard.