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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Feb 22, 2010 15:35:52 GMT -5
Do you like Hotdogs or hard candies? How about a grape or Banana? Peanut Butter? www.usatoday.com/news/health/2010-02-22-1Achoke22_ST_N.htmWell pediatricians and the FDA might be working on changing the shape of Hot dogs and other food because it can be a choaking hazard. And for those foods like Peanut Butter? Well they will get a warning label just like cigarettes get.
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Post by erisi236 on Feb 22, 2010 15:39:35 GMT -5
I think we should ban together as a people and ban eating, it's too much of a risk.
Think of the children.
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Post by Red Impact on Feb 22, 2010 15:42:38 GMT -5
I didn't see anything in there about peanut butter.
That said, you can change the shape of hot dogs, bananas, and other foods. It's called chewing. Maybe parents should teach their kids how to do it better.
And if it's that big of a worry, you can always cut foods into smaller pieces. You can even have them cut into octopuses.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Feb 22, 2010 15:47:18 GMT -5
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Post by Red Impact on Feb 22, 2010 15:57:27 GMT -5
If our kids have weak enough tracheal systems that they can't process peanut butter at the age they should be able to, then evolution has failed us.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 22, 2010 16:01:30 GMT -5
If our kids are too stupid to chew at the age of 10, evolution has failed us.
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Post by Perd on Feb 22, 2010 16:10:12 GMT -5
But, I love tube shaped meat. Perhaps I've said too much.
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Post by notonyourradar on Feb 22, 2010 16:18:33 GMT -5
Just remove all warning labels from everything. Let it work itself out.
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Post by smokinvokoun on Feb 22, 2010 16:20:08 GMT -5
Really? When were hotdogs invented...100 years ago? I find hard to believe that JUST KNOW they think Hot dogs are a choking risk. How would you change the shape of hotdogs? Because if you change the shape of a hot dog...it's no longer a hotdog.
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Feb 22, 2010 16:25:23 GMT -5
Our kids now are so fat they have to just inhale hot dogs without chewing. And instead of, I dunno, encouraging children to actually chew, instead let's just warn parents or force companies to spend hundreds of millions of dollars in R&D and re-fabrication of their factories just so little Timmy doesn't have to learn to chew.
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Post by ani on Feb 22, 2010 16:27:15 GMT -5
Doctors and psychiatrists are in a head to head battle on who can look the most foolish
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Post by Alucard on Feb 22, 2010 16:33:44 GMT -5
Hot dogs never killed no one.
Except Ted Denslow...
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Feb 22, 2010 16:37:39 GMT -5
Our kids now are so fat they have to just inhale hot dogs without chewing. And instead of, I dunno, encouraging children to actually chew, instead let's just warn parents or force companies to spend hundreds of millions of dollars in R&D and re-fabrication of their factories just so little Timmy doesn't have to learn to chew. The fat kids should just put more ketchup and mustard on them to help them go down. Seriously, chewing your food properly isn't much to ask.
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Post by Perd on Feb 22, 2010 16:43:09 GMT -5
Someone get Joey Chesnut and Kobayashi on the phone. They will get this mess straightened out.
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Post by default on Feb 22, 2010 16:45:16 GMT -5
They should start making finger foods that are shaped like fingers.
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Post by smokinvokoun on Feb 22, 2010 16:47:55 GMT -5
Someone get Joey Chesnut and Kobayashi on the phone. They will get this mess straightened out. No, if kids saw how Kobayashi eat Hotdogs..they would try to imitate him and more and more kids would choke to death.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Feb 22, 2010 17:32:08 GMT -5
I don't know about you,but I could go for a Hot dog ouroboros.
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Post by Young Game on Feb 22, 2010 17:50:13 GMT -5
*shakes head* *shrugs*
What's next? Protective coating on Pizza Rolls? MANDATORY square pizza?*
*(I kid. Pizza in any size or shape is good. If also potentially harmful and/or fatal.)
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Feb 22, 2010 19:27:53 GMT -5
amazingly PRETZELS and BROCOLLI isn't banned
honestly, america and the world are truly TRULY f*****, if massive p****** like them are saying these things!!!
and if parents can't teach their goddamn SPAWN to sodding EAT PROPERLY ..... well ..... they'll STARVE then
so good riddence, clean a bit more from the gene pool
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Feb 22, 2010 19:33:53 GMT -5
Hot dogs never killed no one. Except Ted Denslow... That poor fat bastard.
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