Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 13, 2010 11:26:56 GMT -5
well, for what it's worth, i like soulja boy tell em.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Jul 13, 2010 11:28:50 GMT -5
One man's crap is another man's treasure. Music is very much about one's taste. SOMEONE thought the song was good enough to put on an album(for one reason or another) or it wouldnt be on the in the first place. I too enjoyed some of the songs listed. But for my own personal self dignity, I won't say which ones. The whole time I was picking a song, I ran across several that were really bad. But I kept asking myself "would the judges think so too?"
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Post by THE Baldy Kendrick on Jul 13, 2010 12:59:11 GMT -5
LIVE, from wherever your computer is located, THIS... is WRESTLECRAP IDOL! (Intro music plays) Hello, I'm THE Baldy Kendrick, and welcome to the Wrestlecrap Idol Results Show! As evidenced from my two black eyes, I've just come from a meeting with the judges regarding this round. (Pauses for laughter) I'm not kidding. I'm filing charges! (More laughter). (Sigh) Anyways, this round was the WORST. ROUND. EVER. Your task was to pick the worst song you could possibly think of. In this round, worst is first. At the end of this show, we will be down to ten contestants. The ten of you who do make it will get a fresh start; all of the scores will reset. For those of you who struggled, that's good news for you. You'll have a chance to start anew. For those of you who thrived in the early rounds, you'll have to prove yourself all over again. But for one of you, the end of this show means the end of your run. One of you is going home tonight. Who will it be? Let's find out. Sudden Rush, An Orange With No Name... please step forward. I don't think either of you were worried too much about being eliminated. Rush, you were mathematically assured of advancing, so your selection of Khia's "My Neck, My Back (Lick It)" was moot. Orange, you went with BrokeNCYDE's "Freaxxx" and only needed to avoid all-last-place votes to assure advancement. There's no drama here. You had the two highest scores entering the round... and you had the two highest scores of the round. You're both safe. Have a seat. Undisputed Evil Double H, Gus Richlen, Freddie is Steve is UT... please step forward. This was a funny group. Double H, your pick was my personal dark horse, "Going To The Doctor" by everyone's favorite anthem-singing comedienne, Roseanne Barr. Gus, your pick was one of The Sweet's biggest (and most phallic-sounding) hits, "Little Willy." UT, you went with an American-born-Australian-with-a-fake-Italian-accent song, Joe Dolce's "Shaddap You Face." But did any of this humor bring a smile to the judges' faces? The results are in... {Spoiler}You're all safe. Have a seat. Sweet n' Sour, Evil M-eanie... please step forward. Sweet n' Sour, you went with the Comic Relief theme "Stick It Out" from Right Said Fred feat. Dr. Gregory House Hugh Laurie. M-Eanie, your choice was the inescapable Hanson hit "MMMBop." Now what I'm about to say is usually good news, but not today; the judges liked your song picks. You had the two worst scores of this round... but only one of you is in the Bottom 3. That person is... {Spoiler}M-eanie. I'm sorry, but you're in the Bottom 3. Sweet, have a seat. Michael Hayden, CageKing vs. Blackout... please step forward. Both of you went with platinum-selling rap songs. Michael, your pick was Lil Wayne's double-platinum "A Milli." CageKing, your pick was the triple-platinum bane of my existence, Soulja Boy Tell'em's "Crank Dat (Soulja Boy). Michael, you had a bit of a buffer over Cage, but two judges put A Milli in their Bottom 5 this round. Cage, you dug yourself a big hole with no pick in Round 1, but you were in the Top 5 of two judges this round. One of you is in the Bottom 3. That person is... {Spoiler}CageKing. I'm sorry, but you're at risk this round. Michael, please have a seat. Strykerdarksilence, El Hoochadore... please step forward. Stryker, your pick was the repetitive "Ooh Stick You" by Daphne and Celeste. El Hooch, your pick was from a band you admittedly love, They Might Be Giants' "Spider." There's only room for one of you in the Bottom 3, and that third member is... {Spoiler}El Hoochadore. Stryker, you are safe. Please have a seat. We are down to three... {Spoiler}M-eanie, Cageking, and El Hooch. M-eanie, could the... dare I say, nostalgia for MMMBop prove to be your downfall? Cageking, was missing a round just too big of a hole to dig yourself out of? El Hoochadore, did picking a band you love in a round of music you're supposed to hate prove to be your downfall? For one of you, the dream ends tonight. For the others, a fresh start. One of you is going home. And that person is... {Spoiler}CageKing.
You've made a great comeback, but it just wasn't enough. Your scores for Round 3. Remember, we start fresh next round, which will be posted later tonight. {Spoiler}
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Jul 13, 2010 13:41:09 GMT -5
*SIGH*
I should just stick to survivor...
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jul 13, 2010 14:30:48 GMT -5
Boo Yeah!
No jobbing at the first hurdle for me ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2010 17:24:34 GMT -5
Well, it was a fun game while it lasted
but how the hell is MMMbop a bad song??? lol
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2010 17:25:50 GMT -5
Well, it was a fun game while it lasted but how the hell is MMMbop a bad song??? lol Well, I always despised it.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2010 17:29:29 GMT -5
Well, it was a fun game while it lasted but how the hell is MMMbop a bad song??? lol Well, I always despised it. But how can ANY person despise Hanson over Soulja Boy, quite possibly the worst rapper to ever release a truely popular piece of crap (to be fair, you guys knew that pick was mine lol. Usually when I say I rap, I will curse out Mr. Boy as much as I can without getting banned )
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Post by Dub H on Jul 13, 2010 17:30:31 GMT -5
Oh man,im stuck once again on fourth place
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Post by Orange on Jul 13, 2010 17:36:02 GMT -5
Wow, Brokencyde did something good for me!
but they still suck ;D
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Jul 13, 2010 18:16:04 GMT -5
Here were my running comments for the round, including an important explanation as to why my "bottom 3" were my bottom 3. (It certainly wasn't because they didn't suck.) *** Probably very few comments here. I kinda sorta hate this round, but I’m guessing that’s the point. This is not going to be fun, I don’t think. So don’t hold it against me, contestants. I don’t get the concept of people arguing, “What? My song is obviously the worst thing here.” I obviously would love to see the argument go in the opposite direction from round to round. So yeah, here goes nothing (pretty much literally, because I don’t know if I know what I’m doing here in this round or not). I only know one thing—the correct answer to #1 worst would probably have been any Nickelback or ICP song. "A Milli" - Lil Wayne www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTF6N7EWzOAEh, probably not the most terrible here. "Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)" - Soulja Boy Tell'em www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROIITerrible … with a hook. Freaxxx" - BrokeNCYDE www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0Oh my lord, what did I watch? "Going To The Doctor" - Roseanne Barr www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfPxkuJMrjwThis goes against the grain of the point of this round. Probably an automatic lowest score. Roseanne doesn’t think she can sing and she’s a comedian by trade. The point, I thought, was legitimately bad songs/singers by trade. "Little Willy" - The Sweet www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmbEuRzlhIsBest youtube comment I’ve seen in the past month: “im a wrestler and my ring name is william gilliam & this is my entrance song” "MMMBop" - Hanson www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE"My Neck, My Back (Lick It)" - Khia www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMCMlNyySvoHmm. *forehead slap* Should this have been first choice for alternate song Michael Bolton from Office Space was listening to on the way to work? "Ooh Stick You" - Daphne & Celeste www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJL1APHzyCwTerrible. "Shaddap You Face" - Joe Dolce www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_csWell, if this song didn’t achieve “serious” success, I’d probably say this is intentional comedy, but apparently a whole generation of music listeners didn’t see it that way. So yeah, terrible. "Spider" - They Might Be Giants www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBKdKTYo7_kCan this be counted as a full song under the parameters provided? Yes, terrible, but it seems to skirt around the point of the round. "Stick It Out" - Right Said Fred feat. Hugh Laurie www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fCFa063wXsI’m just ticked Hugh Laurie has been used twice. And the highest score goes to ….. my complete and utter apathy for this round. No? Alright, here are some rankings … 1. Freaxxx" – BrokeNCYDE 2. "Shaddap You Face" - Joe Dolce 3. "My Neck, My Back (Lick It)" – Khia 4. "Ooh Stick You" - Daphne & Celeste 5. "Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)" - Soulja Boy Tell'em 6. "MMMBop" - Hanson 7. "A Milli" - Lil Wayne 8. "Little Willy" - The Sweet (and the bottom three because I felt they were mostly outside the parameter of the round/game) 9. "Stick It Out" - Right Said Fred feat. Hugh Laurie 10. "Spider" - They Might Be Giants 11. "Going To The Doctor" - Roseanne Barr And I was wrong. Nickelback and ICP would have slaughtered a couple of these songs.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 13, 2010 19:24:37 GMT -5
Once again, Top 5. Booya.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jul 13, 2010 19:54:02 GMT -5
Yeah, the thing about Shaddup Your Face is that it is a bad novelty song.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 13, 2010 20:29:18 GMT -5
ouch. i KNEW i should have chosen something by the osmonds.
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Jul 13, 2010 20:32:30 GMT -5
Well, it was a fun game while it lasted Well, you've always put up a fight as a contestant, so I hate that you're gone. It's just a case where you're your own worst enemy again with the no-shows. Hang in there; I think you're a Top 10 worthy contestant when you're participating.
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Post by Widow's Peak on Jul 13, 2010 20:47:03 GMT -5
I say this in the most loving, affectionate way possible: You guys really sucked this round. Good job, or is it bad job? I don’t know, so here are my comments: 1. "Freaxxx" – BrokeNCYDE: I have never had the “pleasure” of listening to BrokeNCYDE, but I have heard many a disparaging comment about them. I figured that they were one of those groups that gets an undue amount of hatred from hipsters and metalheads. Boy, was I wrong. This has to be one of the most god-awful songs I have ever heard. It doesn’t even work as unintentional comedy. Wow, I would rather listen to an hour of Nickelback than to ever hear this song again! 2. "A Milli" - Lil Wayne: ”Ima venereal disease like a menstrual bleed”… nuff said. 3. "Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)" - Soulja Boy Tell'em: The fact that this has a catchy hook makes it even worse in my opinion. 4. "My Neck, My Back (Lick It)" – Khia: Did you ever hear a song so dirty that you felt like taking a shower afterwords? Probably the worst “Sexy” song in recent memory. 5. "Going To The Doctor" - Roseanne Barr: I know it was supposed to be a comedy kid’s song, but that doesn’t excuse it from being this awful. 6. "Ooh Stick You" - Daphne & Celeste: Generically crappy dance pop. 7. "Shaddap You Face" - Joe Dolce: I may have been a bit soft on this one since it was a novelty song. Its still pretty bad, but not as bad as the ones before it. 8. "Spider" - They Might Be Giants: I enjoyed how out there and silly it was, so for the criteria of this round it didn’t quite fit. 9. "Little Willy" - The Sweet: Again, I enjoy how silly this is. Its an immature double entendre, but it is still pretty catchy. 10. "Stick It Out" - Right Said Fred feat. Hugh Laurie: Speaking of double entendres… How could you not like this song? Dr. House and the “I’m Too Sexy” guys. 11. "MMMBop" – Hanson: I still like this song, I don’t care who knows it.
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Post by Orange on Jul 13, 2010 21:02:29 GMT -5
I'm surprised nobody picked "Video Games" by The Blackout Band, or is that song on the list?
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THE Baldy Kendrick
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Post by THE Baldy Kendrick on Jul 14, 2010 2:41:20 GMT -5
LIVE, from wherever your computer is located, THIS... is WRESTLECRAP IDOL! (Intro music plays) Hello, I'm THE Baldy Kendrick, and welcome back to Wrestlecrap Idol. The ten contestants standing behind me can breathe a sigh of relief. They have survived the first phase of competition. Today is a new day. Yes, it's a new generation. We're resetting the scores, so we'll never look back. No, we're never looking back. Today, phase two begins. For this phase, the first round will be non-elimination. After that, there will be one* elimination per round. The difference between this phase and the last is that scores will carry over for one round only. The next elimination (Round 5) will be based on scores for Rounds 4 & 5; the next will be based on scores for Rounds 5 & 6; etc... until we reach the Top 5. *This replaces the original plan of two eliminations next round, then one each round thereafter.For this round, you're going to have to feel the music. I mean REALLY feel the music. You won't have beautiful lyrics to fall back on, because this round (suggested by Jazzman) gives one instruction to the singers... DON'T SPEAK Your task: select a song that is purely instrumental. There can be no vocals of any kind. All genres are in play, as are all artists who have not been selected yet. Your deadline to send links: 69 hours and 20 minutes from now; Friday night, 11:59pm Central. Good luck to all of you! Here is a list of artists already selected: {Spoiler}The Beets Blues Brothers BrokeNCYDE Cody ChesnuTT Daphne and Celeste The Doobie Brothers Eddie and the Cruisers Hanson The Heavy Hilltop Hoods House of Pain Joe Dolce Khia KISS Lil Wayne Meatloaf Milkcan Mystik Spyral Powerline Right Said Fred feat. Hugh Laurie Roseanne Barr School of Rock Soulja Boy Spinal Tap Squirrel Nut Zippers Stiltskin The Sweet They Might Be Giants Timmy & the Lords of the Underworld Whitey
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Post by Jazzman on Jul 14, 2010 9:41:56 GMT -5
Ok, my list was as follows. I used the criteria being if I was to listen to these songs ever again, would it be too soon?
1) Ooh Stick You: never before have I wanted to punch a small female child in the face... until listening to that song.
2) My Neck, My Back: EEEEWWWWW!!!!
3) Spider: I was a case of complete WTFness while listening. I never was a huge fan of TMBG, but now, I might never become one.
4) Freaxxx: I too have never heard of BrokeNCYDE before that moment, but I do have to say the video was pretty ridiculous and almost made the song entertaining?
5) Going To The Doctor: Yes, it's supposed to be awful because it's Rosanne, but even for her this is terrible.
6) Little Willy: Not the worst song on the list, but one I didn't enjoy.
7) Crank Dat: It's darn catchy and bad, but just not bad enough.
8) Stick It Out: Cute, kitschy, and fun. I like these kind of songs.
9) A Milli: I know people who are Weezy fans so I know a little of his stuff, and by no means is this his best song, but I like the beats and some of the lines aren't that bad.
10) MMMBOP: I like Hanson, this song was hot in the 90s, there you go.
11) Shaddap You Face: Honestly, I listened to this song for a good 30 minutes yesterday, it got stuck in my head and I didn't mind it all being there. I really loved this song.
Now, onto the round I have selected for you guys. A couple tips... First, JUST BECAUSE IT'S MY ROUND, DON'T PICK JAZZ! If you think you can figure out what I might like for Jazz, go for it, if not, please don't try.
2nd, Don't pick an instrumental cover. I feel this way, not sure about the other judges, but if you pick a song that had lyrics that was covering into an instrumental song you will be near the bottom of my list, without question.
3rd, again, have some fun with it. I'm starting to realize that I am almost the wild card judge of this competition. Try something creative and who knows, we might all reward you for it.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2010 10:46:08 GMT -5
I see. So I bombed in this round because the judges have no taste? Gotcha. {Spoiler} ;D
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