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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jan 20, 2007 4:27:07 GMT -5
This one's from WCW after The Sandman/Hardcore Hak vs. Bigelow hardcore match
Tony: and remember kids, don't try this at home
Heenan: try it in your living room, it's more fun!! better yet do it in tony's living room, he'll never notice
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HRH The KING
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS
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Post by HRH The KING on Jan 20, 2007 5:09:58 GMT -5
SummerSlam 91
-after several jokes regarding Piper's parents
Heenan: "Piper, I heard your parents ran away from home"
-pause and silence-
Piper (quietly): "Gorilla...you don't expect me to sit here and take this do you?"
Heenan: "No you can leave"
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Post by motley237 on Jan 20, 2007 5:46:59 GMT -5
"A FRIEND IN NEED IS A PEST!"
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Post by motley237 on Jan 20, 2007 5:49:25 GMT -5
GORILLA: BRAIN, DO U KNOW WHY NAILZ WAS PUT IN THE SLAMMER TO BEGIN WITH?
HEENAN: YEAH IT WAS MOTHER'S DAY AND NAILZ WAS BUYING HIS MOTHER FLOWERS AND THE WIND BLEW OFF THE TICKET FROM HIS PARKED CAR.
GORILLA : WILL U BE SERIOUS!
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Post by FCVDave on Jan 20, 2007 8:15:29 GMT -5
Whenever someone had IRS by the tie.
"HE'S GOT HIS TOUNGE!"
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mrmulluk
Bubba Ho-Tep
I am always funny. I am never joking.
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Post by mrmulluk on Jan 20, 2007 9:44:12 GMT -5
If a man holds his hand out to shake your hand, you shake it....and then kick him real hard when he's not looking!
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Post by seanwalsh on Jan 20, 2007 17:23:24 GMT -5
Heenan: "Fine, get out of here!" Monsoon: "I'm gone!" Heenan (too nervous to be alone on commentary): "No, wait, hold on, I've gotta ask you something..."
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Post by extremek on Jan 20, 2007 18:11:59 GMT -5
Koko B Ware enters the 93 Royal Rumble.
Heenan: Somebody call a cab?!
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Post by ScottZ on Jan 21, 2007 3:19:55 GMT -5
Bobby sees a close-up of Diana Hart at the Summerslam Bret Vs Davey Boy match at Wembley.
"Who is that?..Jim Mckay?"
"She's lookin' at me Monsoon..she's smilin', see?"
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 21, 2007 3:41:23 GMT -5
"Two ugly people looking at each other, that's fun."
Heenan: How kids did Stu and Helen have? Monsoon: 12 children. Heenan: Oh, one of each.
Ray Combs: I think some of the Hart women could take you, Bobby Heenan: They can take me anyplace if they got a nice car.
About Keith Hart: I think he's the spotted dog who rides around on the truck.
After Owen (I think) gets knocked off the apron- You know what Stu told him?, "Ah, get up...ya lazy, no good.......ah, bum"
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 21, 2007 3:52:03 GMT -5
At Survivor Series 93 during The Doinks vs. Team Bam Bam:
Bobby: So the big one is Mable, right?
Gorilla: Yes?
Bobby: With that makeup and the hair, are you sure that's not Oprah Winfrey?
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 21, 2007 3:56:09 GMT -5
At Survivor Series 93 during The Doinks vs. Team Bam Bam: Bobby: So the big one is Mable, right? Gorilla: Yes? Bobby: With that makeup and the hair, are you sure that's not Oprah Winfrey? The best is the rest of the quote Moonsoon: No, it's not Oprah Winfrey!! Heenan: Yeah, she's trimmed down to 350.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jan 21, 2007 6:57:07 GMT -5
- With J.R.
Ross: Back in Oklahoma, Bobby, we called a match like this a slobberknocker Bobby: I thought that's what they called the waitress at the Tip Top cafe in Downtown Tulsa.
- With Tony Schiavone
Schiavone: Well, Duggan is at a disadvantage in this type of match Brain: He is at a disadvantage when he wakes up.
- On The Steiners' Michigan letter-jackets
"Did the University give those to them to label them morons???"
- With Hillbilly Jim
Bobby: "I once knew a couple of Siamese twins." Hillbilly Jim: "Really? They were born, uh... together like that" Bobby: "UUUUHHHH, no, a couple weekends ago they had a soldering gun and nothing better to do. DDUUUUUUHHHH YEAH, they were BORN like that!"
- Random Heenanism
"There is nothing quite like a good blind referee, except for a rich mother-in-law who likes to go bungee-jumping with a chainsaw."
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Post by rockymelvin on Jan 21, 2007 10:01:27 GMT -5
"What the hell,use the bell!"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2007 10:49:46 GMT -5
Heenan (yelling at some heel): "That's it! Kick him!" Gorilla: "Bobby, I'm surprised at you. Advocating kicking a man while he's down." Heenan: "Why not? Your foot is just that much closer."
(This is from a show when he had Mr. Fuji manage Barbarian while Bobby was doing commentary. Bret Hart started making a comeback...) Bobby: "Fuj! Fuj! What the hell are you doing?!!!" Gorilla: "Brain, he's your man! Why don't you go help him?" Bobby: "I can't. I'm a broadcast journalist, tonight." Gorilla: Well, I won't stop you if you wanna leave." Bobby: "I'm needed here, to keep you in line."
Gorilla: "You can't tell me you're concerned about your Barbarian's loss. You're just upset about getting the short end of the purse money!" Bobby: "What's wrong with that? You would be too if you made anything!"
Bobby (at WM 3): "Everything is falling into place! I am 3-and-0, Monsoon! And tonight, I will be managing Andre the Giant to the Heavyweight Championship of the World! Hulk Hogan, you better watch out, because we're ready!" Monsoon: "What do you mean? You're not 3-and-0! Hercules didn't win his match. King Kong Bundy lost (the midget match)!" Bobby: "I don't have anything to do with midgets."
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Post by bartman on Jan 21, 2007 13:42:52 GMT -5
How'd he get away with all the racial stuff.... It makes me cringe watching it today. Brain: "You know why there were only 220 mexicans at the Alamo? Gorilla : "Why?" Brain: "They only had one car." Heenan: "Once you wrestle Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again." Brain: "Did you know that Tito holds a place in the Guinness Book of World Records? Gorilla: "Yeah, for what?" Brain: "He picked over 1600 heads of lettuce in a half an hour. Gorilla: "Will you stop! (Bobby leaving the set of Prime Time Wrestling for the Bobby Heenan Show. He points to a gorilla doll...) Brain: "Could you please hand me the Koko B. Ware doll?"
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jan 21, 2007 14:41:57 GMT -5
WM8, Jake/Taker; Taker has Jake in the corner, choking him.
Heenan:"HE'S CHOKING HIM, REF! DO SOMETHING!!"
GM:"Why don't you go down and tell The Undertaker to stop?"
Heenan, serious and scared as hell:"I'M NEEDED HERE!"
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Jan 21, 2007 15:17:46 GMT -5
I'm torn between "He kicked him in the uterus!" and "What the **** are you doing!?"
"I never thought I'd have to say this...but, weasel your way out if you have to! Weasel your way out!"
Savage: I'm tellin ya, there were two Doinks! (I may have the segment wrong) Heenan: So what? You got a big cowboy hat on, and sunglasses that say "MACHO" JR: Well, I saw it too. Heenan: ...Well, you're from Oklahoma.
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Post by seanwalsh on Jan 21, 2007 18:40:40 GMT -5
Heenan: THAT'S IT! Take off your headset! You and I are going at it!!!! Monsoon (calmly): Boy, I hope so...
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Home of the 5-time, 5-time, 5-time, 5-time 5-time Super Bowl Champion 49ers-and Wrestlemania 31
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Jan 21, 2007 22:44:30 GMT -5
"The Barbarian doesn't like anybody. When I managed him, he barely liked me. Why do you think they call him the Barbarian? He's not a hairdresser on his day off."
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