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Post by Hemmeorrhage on Feb 11, 2007 9:30:58 GMT -5
These are the best I can recall and are not verbatim. Schiavone: Hacksaw Duggan coming to the ring holding up one thumb. Heenan: I always hold up one finger when I see Duggan.
Later in the same match.
Schiavone:Duggan wants the U.S. Title and views it as a real challenge. Heenan: A pencil and a piece of paper is a challenge for Duggan.
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Post by Jiren on Feb 11, 2007 10:39:25 GMT -5
Bushwackers vs Beverly Brothers, RR 92 Heenan: Ya know i was in the back near Jameson and he REEKED!!!!! of Sardines Monsoon: HE DID NOT!!!!!!! Heenan says something bad about bushwackersMonsoon: Ypur just jealous yor not managing the Bushwackers Heenan: WHAT? !!!!!!!, if i was managing the Bushwackers i'd commit suicide Heenan: Look at that PIG!!!!!!! Jameson blows his nose in his sock and looks at itHeenan:Look he's blowing his nose, OH he looked at it COME ON!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Designated Drinker on Feb 11, 2007 13:01:39 GMT -5
"There's a rumor going around the WWF that Bret Hart is going to wash his hair"
"You know Dusty Rhodes used to love to go duck hunting, but he quit because he didn't do too well. He couldn't throw the dog high enough."
"Neidhart gets electroshock therapy 3 times a week,not because he needs it,but because he likes it"
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Post by peteakeem on Feb 11, 2007 13:40:41 GMT -5
Weasel suits and Attack Dog Trainer suits... enough said.
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Post by markkayfabe on Feb 11, 2007 14:59:49 GMT -5
What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?
Illegal is a sick bird (ill-eagle)
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Post by theclaphurts on Feb 11, 2007 19:31:26 GMT -5
I forget what match or event it was but they were wrestling and it went something like this..
Heenan: You want to know who loses this match? Monsoon: Who? Heenan: Everybody, they're both so bad it doesn't matter who wins they're both losers.
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Post by Larryhausen on Feb 12, 2007 6:25:19 GMT -5
Some home video in the early 90's. Brain and Monsoon bet on the winner, with the loser buying dinner. Monsoon loses.
Heenan: That's it, Monsoon, I"m going all out tonight! Get your car and roll up to the drive thru, I'm getting the 20 piece tonight!
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He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Feb 18, 2007 22:29:44 GMT -5
Well, I had it wrong, thanks to Wikiquote.
Ross: "I didn't see any tag there!" Savage: "There wasn't one." Brain: "You have sunglasses and a hat over your eyes." Ross: "I don't have any sunglasses on, and I didn't see it." Brain: "Yeah, but you're from Oklahoma."
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Post by thehardcorelegend on Feb 19, 2007 1:10:38 GMT -5
At the gimick battle royal.... during Repo Man's entrance...
Brain: this guy's crazy he even repo'ed his own car Mean Gene: Two years ago he got my mother in law's Brain: Three years ago everybody got your mother in law
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Feb 19, 2007 11:36:05 GMT -5
SS92
Heenan: "You can triple team the Bushwhackers all you want, its in the book." McMahon: "What book?" Heenan: "Rule 103P in the rulebook."
Heenan: "El Matador or El Doormat, whatever they call him." McMahon: "What do you mean El Doormat?" Heenan: "Papa Shango's been wiping his feet all over him!"
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Post by Agent P on Feb 19, 2007 13:16:39 GMT -5
Brain: "Oh, the Armstrongs won't win this one, they're quitters!" Schiavone: "That's not true, do you make this stuff up? Brain: "No, Bob Armstrong himself told me that!"
(At WMVIII, from Indiana, during the eight-man tag match. The fans are chanting "USA") Brain: "You know why they're chanting 'USA'" Gorilla: "Why, Brain?" Brain: "Because there's a rumor that Indiana is a foreign country."
Heenan: "Do you know where Parker proposed to Sister Sherri?" Schiavone: "No." Heenan: "On the front lawn of Graceland." Schiavone: "In Memphis, Tennessee?" Heenan: "No, in Des Moines, Iowa, DUH... YES, in Memphis, Tennessee!"
(After Dave charged Bubba in the corner and got kicked in the mouth) "Good, Dave! You hit him with your mouth on the bottom of his foot!"
Brain: Duggan's an idiot. Tony: Duggan's an idiot?!? Brain: So, you agree with me.
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Post by ButterFly Suplex on Feb 19, 2007 20:45:42 GMT -5
During Rumble '92, Flair low blows The Bulldog,
Monsoon: Did you see that? Heenan: I'd do that to my grandmother if I had too
Genius!! ;D ;D
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Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Feb 19, 2007 21:13:03 GMT -5
Hah...from Wiki
(Dustin Rhodes is standing on top of the turnbuckle pounding someone. Dustin starts punching, the crowd starts counting the punches) Brain: "I've never been so surprised in my life." Tony: "You're surprised that Dustin is dominating this match?" Brain: "No, I'm surprised that the humanoids can count to 10... "
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Feb 23, 2007 15:09:52 GMT -5
Found another one, from the Jericho segment where he mocked Goldberg by beating a mini-Goldberg, and paid tribute to Spinal Tap by getting lost backstage while yelling "Hello Winston-Salem!" Schiavone: A Jerichoholic sign! I thought the intelligence of this state was a little higher. Heenan: 9. Tenay: Is that an average? Heenan: It's all of 'em! Schiavone: Knock that off... Heenan: And teeth! Later, Schiavone actually shuts Heenan up by calling Jericho a "Jerischmoe" www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W3_VdlXmQ0
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 23, 2007 17:37:02 GMT -5
Tony: He's no more a doctor than you, Brain Brain: I never said I was a doctor Tony: No, but, uh, you, uh claimed to be a lot of other things.......
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Feb 23, 2007 18:20:36 GMT -5
Another RR92 underrated one, this may not be exact:
Monsoon: "Here comes Virgil!" Heenan: "The guy who stole the Million Dollar Title, what number did he draw, 24?" Monsoon: "24, yes." Heenan: "Who knows how many bags he's gone through in the locker room?" Monsoon: "Why don't you stop!"
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 23, 2007 19:28:00 GMT -5
"That's the belt, stupid. Put it on, you won it." after Bulldog wins the IC title and is just standing holding it.
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Post by CaptainRon on Feb 26, 2007 14:28:58 GMT -5
I loved when Heenan came out at WrestleMania 17, Paul Heyman called him "the Johnny Carson of Professional Wrestling."
How true.
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Post by Blindkarevik on Feb 28, 2007 7:46:23 GMT -5
"I've always preferred sitting in the back row when I fly, mainly because I know for a fact a plane doesn't back into a mountain"
RR'92 - Flair attacks Undertaker Heenan: Ric, what are you doing.. not him. Undertaker grabs Flair by the throat, shoves him into a corner and chokes him out Heenan: It's over, it's over! Everything's over.. everything's.. down the pipe... everything..... gone.
"Let's go to Sean Mooney." Bobby: WHO?
(From his book, about Eric Bischoff telling him to watch himself while calling a midget match.) Bobby: You have to understand something. You're not talking to Ray, you're talking to Bobby Heenan. You have six midgets wearing lucha masks.. what would The Brain say? Eric: You can't. Midgets will write in. Bobby: They can't reach the mail slot! Eric: Watch it!
(HOF right after Iron Shiek's speech.) Bobby: I don't know what the hell he just said!
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Post by Larryhausen on Mar 1, 2007 4:46:17 GMT -5
(From his interview with RD, when RD asks him about the Warrior in WCW. He takes them to the bathroom) Brain: Who are we talking about again? RD(cracking up)The Warrior Brain: in what company? RD: (laughing uncontrollably) in WCW Brain::flushes toilet:: P.S. This: (From his book, about Eric Bischoff telling him to watch himself while calling a midget match.) Bobby: You have to understand something. You're not talking to Ray, you're talking to Bobby Heenan. You have six midgets wearing lucha masks.. what would The Brain say? Eric: You can't. Midgets will write in. Bobby: They can't reach the mail slot! Eric: Watch it! ...just made me shoot Dr. Pepper out of my nose.
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