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Post by owenpeterson on Jan 19, 2007 16:17:41 GMT -5
In responce to the Gorillaisms post here are some famous Bobby Heenan sayings:
"Humanoids"
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Shawn Michaels has left the Building!"
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE OF THEM ALL.........
THAT'S NOT FAIR TO FLAIR!!!!!!!!!!
Any others that you can think of?
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Jan 19, 2007 16:21:54 GMT -5
Ham and Eggers.
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Post by crup on Jan 19, 2007 16:49:14 GMT -5
Always loved "Shawn has left the building." It just came out of nowhere and it was always hilarious. Also loved his banter in face vs face matches...IE Bret Hart vs Piper WM8, or Hart vs Mr. Perfect in KOTR '93. Or Wrestlemania 8's post match tirade..."You had a hand full of tights."
RR 1992 had 'em all....
"Take a walk Ric."
"Fair to Flair"
"Damnit!"
"Yes! Yes! Yes! I told you! Yes! Yes! Yes!"
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Post by seanwalsh on Jan 19, 2007 16:50:14 GMT -5
More from the '92 Rumble...
"Oh SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"
"You know what's not fair to Flair.......THAT HE'S STILL IN THERE!"
and my fav:
"Thank you, Roddy, thank you. It's not a skirt, it's a kilt!"
5 seconds later:
"Why you no good creep! You skirt wearin' creep! It's not a kilt, it's a skirt!"
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Jan 19, 2007 17:40:28 GMT -5
My favorite was after Reba McIntyre sang the National Anthem at WMVIII: "It's Arriba! What a voice on Tito's sister, Arriba."
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Post by crup on Jan 19, 2007 17:41:40 GMT -5
How'd he get away with all the racial stuff.... It makes me cringe watching it today.
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Jan 19, 2007 17:47:36 GMT -5
"Tito Santana's like a cueball. The more you strike him, the more English you get out of him."
Heenan: Did you say hello to Tatanka?
Monsoon: Yes.
Heenan: Did you do it properly?
Monsoon: Yes.
Heenan: You said Hey-how-are-ya, Hey-how-are-ya?
Monsoon: Roddy Piper is a former Golden Gloves champion.
Heenan: That amateur punk stuff?
Monsoon: Amateur punk stuff?
Heenan: You don't get paid for it, do you?
Monsoon: No.
Heenan: Yeah, amateur punk stuff.
Monsoon: The WWF will soon be visiting lots of foreign countries. Ireland, England, France, Italy, Germany...
Heenan: Maybe even Newark.
Monsoon: Newark isn't a foreign country.
Heenan: Sure it is. So is Indiana if you think about it.
"You know why they're chanting USA? There's a rumor Indianapolis is a foreign country."
Heenan: Where do these Lumpy Indians come from?
Monsoon: It's Lumbee and they're from North Carolina.
Heenan: These Indians are only 100 miles from home.
Monsoon: What do you mean?
Heenan: Well, they're from Cleveland. Ever hear of the Cleveland Indians?
Monsoon: They're from North Carolina!
Monsoon: Wherever the Undertaker goes, there's that eerie smell of formaldehyde.
Heenan: I thought that was your cologne. You buy that cheap stuff all the time just so you can get a free comb.
Monsoon: ...and you're the cheapest guy I know.
Heenan: I'm thrifty.
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Jan 19, 2007 17:49:19 GMT -5
How'd he get away with all the racial stuff.... It makes me cringe watching it today. This was in the same era that Piper wrestled Bad News Brown in half-blackface...  ...er, black-body, I suppose. |
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Post by brutuscheesecake on Jan 19, 2007 18:19:32 GMT -5
"I once heard a story that Roddy Pipers parents ran away from home"
"You know Piper used to come home from school and find out his parents had moved"
"WILL YOU BE SERIOUS! I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AGAIN YOU'LL BE OUTTA HERE!"
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Post by owenpeterson on Jan 19, 2007 18:30:05 GMT -5
Heenan reffering to the British Bulldog:
"Why does he let Whoopi Goldberg do his hair?"
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Jan 19, 2007 19:11:31 GMT -5
Heenan: He kicked him in the uterus!
Gorilla: Will you stop?
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Post by 4real on Jan 19, 2007 19:55:32 GMT -5
Heenan: "You know how The Undertaker got that urn Monsoon?"
Gorilla: "I shudder to think"
Heenan: "Because he urned it"
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Post by KyleR007 on Jan 19, 2007 20:00:06 GMT -5
"We never expect much from hogan, and he never fails to disappoint"
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Post by owenpeterson on Jan 19, 2007 20:14:07 GMT -5
"We never expect much from hogan, and he never fails to disappoint" Ironically if that quote were used during Heenan and Hogan's WCW run in 1994, 1995, 1996 etc. then that might have been breaking kayfabe if you don't mind me saying so. |
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jan 19, 2007 21:50:56 GMT -5
GM: Did you see that?
Brain: What? my monitor went out
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Post by Angus Mcloud on Jan 19, 2007 22:43:44 GMT -5
Brain: A real Champion wouldn't spit, he'd eye gouge him… I remember when I was Champion, Monsoon.
Gorilla: Champion of what?!
Brain: The neighborhood.
Had me laughing so hard i couldnt breath
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Post by Tim on Jan 19, 2007 23:57:59 GMT -5
Brain: "Do you know what Koko B. Ware's mom's name is?"
Gorilla: "What?"
Brain: "Tupper."
(Gorilla is talking about the last match, and Bobby is on the banana phone with someone, trying to get advance tickets to Wrestlemania VII, and one listens carefully and hears, in rapid succession)
"That's right, tickets are going on sale... " "Well don't get smart with me, I'll slap you in the mouth... " "Do you want me to knock ya down?"
(And as they pan off to an ad,) "I'll talk to you later mom."
Brain: "And the little runt... "
Gorilla: "Did I hear you call Jimmy Hart a runt?"
Brain: "No, I was clearing my throat *HA-RUMMMMPH*"
"It's very easy to beat the 1-2-3 Kid. You put a glass of milk down and a couple of oreo cookies. When he goes for 'em, put the boots to him."
Heenan: "Gorilla, what's with you naming all the body parts?"
Gorilla: "I happen to have a knowledge about it. Why don't you try it?"
Heenan: "There's a kick to the uterus."
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Jan 20, 2007 0:00:51 GMT -5
Who remembers this classic.
"He's (random heel) ahead on my scorecard. My card has him winning 723,468 to 3".
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Jan 20, 2007 0:46:20 GMT -5
At the 92 Rumble...
"You know how to win this? Come to the ring and bring a wrench. A big crescent wrench
Gorilla: WILL you StOP?!?!?!?
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Post by x on Jan 20, 2007 4:11:05 GMT -5
Monsoon: Look at the chops from Tenryu!
Heenan: Where do you think they get Chop Suey?
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