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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 9:04:59 GMT -5
Post by The Peoples Elbow on Nov 7, 2006 9:04:59 GMT -5
I don't know if it's already been posted, but when Cena went to rescue Maria from Uuumaga last night, you could see she opened her eyes for a second. This pretty much gave away the fact that she wasn't knocked out by Umaga's "butt-press." Way to go Maria! Oh well, at least she's smokin' hot.
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 9:08:23 GMT -5
Post by Smark4lyfe on Nov 7, 2006 9:08:23 GMT -5
how is it a spoiler?
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 9:09:27 GMT -5
Post by Allison Reynolds on Nov 7, 2006 9:09:27 GMT -5
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 9:10:59 GMT -5
Post by wrasslinmachine on Nov 7, 2006 9:10:59 GMT -5
Myabe she too much of an airhead to be knocked out.
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 9:48:40 GMT -5
Post by David Troy a.k.a legendmythman on Nov 7, 2006 9:48:40 GMT -5
or maybe her eyes were open and she was STILL KNOCKED OUT! It's been done.
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 9:58:09 GMT -5
Post by Chainsaw on Nov 7, 2006 9:58:09 GMT -5
I'd laugh my ass off if the shot she took to the head suddenly makes her a Raven-like genius.
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 9:59:26 GMT -5
Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Nov 7, 2006 9:59:26 GMT -5
I'd laugh my ass off if the shot she took to the head suddenly makes her a Raven-like genius. Thats actually funny. And at least she didnt get up, laugh, and walk out of the ring like a certain Jack-Off did a few weeks ago......
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 9:59:48 GMT -5
Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Nov 7, 2006 9:59:48 GMT -5
I'd laugh my ass off if the shot she took to the head suddenly makes her a Raven-like genius. Hey, it could happen. They're about to turn Eugene into a heel, so NOTHING is impossible.
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 10:00:51 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2006 10:00:51 GMT -5
I'd laugh my ass off if the shot she took to the head suddenly makes her a Raven-like genius. Thats actually funny. And at least she didnt get up, laugh, and walk out of the ring like a certain Jack-Off did a few weeks ago...... I've seen worse sells. Like when Sid powerbobmed Hercules, pinned him, and Herc got RIGHT back up and walked away, talking smack to Sid.
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 10:02:09 GMT -5
Post by Chainsaw on Nov 7, 2006 10:02:09 GMT -5
I called the Eugene heel turn months ago. If they had done it the way I said they should have, Eugene would be a bigger heel and draw than Edge.
And Bisch did mention Maria suddenly becoming a savant at his trial, so who knows.
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 10:35:18 GMT -5
Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Nov 7, 2006 10:35:18 GMT -5
Would you guys have preferred it if Maria sold the move by having blood pouring from her eye sockets and ears?
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 10:39:11 GMT -5
Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Nov 7, 2006 10:39:11 GMT -5
Would you guys have preferred it if Maria sold the move by having blood pouring from her eye sockets and ears? Not Maria, but damn, someone should've sold it like that already. I would've preferred that instead of Cena helping her, Maria gets brought out on a stretcher to an ambulance, and Ariel could hide in the back dressed as a Gothic nurse, ready to "help" Maria Hey, it could mean ratings.
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 10:43:19 GMT -5
Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Nov 7, 2006 10:43:19 GMT -5
Would you guys have preferred it if Maria sold the move by having blood pouring from her eye sockets and ears? Not Maria, but damn, someone should've sold it like that already. I would've preferred that instead of Cena helping her, Maria gets brought out on a stretcher to an ambulance, and Ariel could hide in the back dressed as a Gothic nurse, ready to "help" Maria Hey, it could mean ratings. Speaking of Cena, why did the great superman hero wait until Maria had already been brutalized for 2 minutes before he even came down to "save" her? Listen monkey boy, after possibly having her ribs broke with a samoan drop, and her neck broke with the corner charge....a thumb to the neck is the LEAST of her worries.
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 10:47:54 GMT -5
Post by Ben Wyatt on Nov 7, 2006 10:47:54 GMT -5
Not Maria, but damn, someone should've sold it like that already. I would've preferred that instead of Cena helping her, Maria gets brought out on a stretcher to an ambulance, and Ariel could hide in the back dressed as a Gothic nurse, ready to "help" Maria Hey, it could mean ratings. Speaking of Cena, why did the great superman hero wait until Maria had already been brutalized for 2 minutes before he even came down to "save" her? Listen monkey boy, after possibly having her ribs broke with a samoan drop, and her neck broke with the corner charge....a thumb to the neck is the LEAST of her worries. More importantly, from a kayfabe standpoint why didnt ANYONE else come out and save her? You're telling me that the entire face lockeroom sat back eating a sandwhich while Maria got killed? That makes sense.....
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 10:49:37 GMT -5
Post by amsiraK on Nov 7, 2006 10:49:37 GMT -5
Speaking of Cena, why did the great superman hero wait until Maria had already been brutalized for 2 minutes before he even came down to "save" her? Listen monkey boy, after possibly having her ribs broke with a samoan drop, and her neck broke with the corner charge....a thumb to the neck is the LEAST of her worries. More importantly, from a kayfabe standpoint why didnt ANYONE else come out and save her? You're telling me that the entire face lockeroom sat back eating a sandwhich while Maria got killed? That makes sense..... That's their face problem in general, though. I hate the "Solo Hero" thing they work all the time. I almost sit there wondering what the lockerroom is like: on the face side, everyone keeping to themselves, brooding by their lockers and on the heel side, a big champagne hooker party.
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 10:50:05 GMT -5
Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Nov 7, 2006 10:50:05 GMT -5
Speaking of Cena, why did the great superman hero wait until Maria had already been brutalized for 2 minutes before he even came down to "save" her? Listen monkey boy, after possibly having her ribs broke with a samoan drop, and her neck broke with the corner charge....a thumb to the neck is the LEAST of her worries. More importantly, from a kayfabe standpoint why didnt ANYONE else come out and save her? You're telling me that the entire face lockeroom sat back eating a sandwhich while Maria got killed? That makes sense..... That must've been quite a sandwich to let such a pretty girl get annihilated like that....
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 10:52:04 GMT -5
Post by Ben Wyatt on Nov 7, 2006 10:52:04 GMT -5
More importantly, from a kayfabe standpoint why didnt ANYONE else come out and save her? You're telling me that the entire face lockeroom sat back eating a sandwhich while Maria got killed? That makes sense..... That's their face problem in general, though. I hate the "Solo Hero" thing they work all the time. I almost sit there wondering what the lockerroom is like: on the face side, everyone keeping to themselves, brooding by their lockers and on the heel side, a big champagne hooker party. LMFAO. HAHAHAHAHAH. Oh man, I almost choked on my bagel Exactly. The heels are all enjoying strippers, champagne and a giant sing along while the faces all glare at each other.
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 10:52:57 GMT -5
Post by Banned Member on Nov 7, 2006 10:52:57 GMT -5
More importantly, from a kayfabe standpoint why didnt ANYONE else come out and save her? You're telling me that the entire face lockeroom sat back eating a sandwhich while Maria got killed? That makes sense..... That must've been quite a sandwich to let such a pretty girl get annihilated like that.... I was waiting for Lawler to help honestly, but then again I forgot Maria isn't Lawlers age type.
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 10:53:54 GMT -5
Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Nov 7, 2006 10:53:54 GMT -5
Val Venis: You gonna help her? Hacksaw: No way, tough guy. What about you? Super Crazy: nah..... Snitsky: I'LL DO IT! Everyone else: You're a jobber now! Snitsky: D'oh........
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 10:55:37 GMT -5
Post by amsiraK on Nov 7, 2006 10:55:37 GMT -5
That's their face problem in general, though. I hate the "Solo Hero" thing they work all the time. I almost sit there wondering what the lockerroom is like: on the face side, everyone keeping to themselves, brooding by their lockers and on the heel side, a big champagne hooker party. LMFAO. HAHAHAHAHAH. Oh man, I almost choked on my bagel Exactly. The heels are all enjoying strippers, champagne and a giant sing along while the faces all glare at each other. For real! I swear it's that ridiculous. Faces never have friends, so they're always left to get the tar whaled out of them in the ring. Heels don't have this problem. They always have someone running/sneaking/dropping in to save them from the beating they usually so deserve. And I can picture that party myself - even Umaga joins in.
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