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Nov 10, 2006 18:14:29 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2006 18:14:29 GMT -5
Meanwhile Cryme Time has reached Atlantic City...... Shad: Craps table here we come JTG: This town won't know what hit them! *several hours later* Trump: For magnificent play at the Craps table we award these two gentleman the deed to Atlantic City. Shad: I told you that I was the king of the bones! JTG: Hey Trump where those big ass hookers at? Back in Tokyo... Our heroes make there way through the city, when they here... Godzilla: RARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Funaki: GODZILLLLLLLLLLLLLLA!!!! We must flee the city! Edge: WTF is that?!! HHH: Dudes, it's Gozilla! I've always wanted to meet him. Edge: OK champ, what should we do? Cena: Well... uh... look, Mr. Fuji! *All the faces and heels look where Cena is pointing. Cena bolts.* HBK: Hey, Mr. Fuji wasn't over there! Khali: Gthdbdjdkf; Hjsuudduudud; Jkkkkkiosiisdhjdhd... HjddnndMariohdhdhdbdLuigidjdndhdbd. Flair: WOOOOOO!!! Khali's right baby, WOOOOOO!!! We need the Super... WOOOOOOO!!! Mario... WOOOOOOOO!!! Bros. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Suddenly, Godzilla grabs Shelton and starts to eat him.* Shelton(as he's being killed): THIS IS RACIST!!! Faarooq: DAMN!!!
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Maria
Nov 10, 2006 18:22:13 GMT -5
Post by shemmy86 on Nov 10, 2006 18:22:13 GMT -5
Orton: I'll killl this legend!
*Goes for the RKO and is eaten*
Edge: What a dumbass.
Carlito: Dat's not *Godzilla consumes Carlito*
Nitro: Maybe if I join forces with him, he will spare me.
*Joins Godzilla's side and starts kicking newspaper machines in a effort to cause destruction*
Nitro: I'm with you 100% big guy!
*Godzilla consumes Nitro*
Kahli: wahbfkhbfkjnbiougfhdgfkjhdfvnvdfhvnuihv.
*Godzilla stops his wave of havoc*
Kahli: dgfjnkuydsfghbdsfcyudhvndsfuhfvdsihbv.
*Gozilla starts heading back to the ocean*
HHH: How did you do that?
Kahli: hnuihniodgfjmdfviojofvdp.
HHH: Of course reason with the beast.
*HBK is superkicking anything moving*
Jeff Hardy: Isn't Shawn Michaels loveable.
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Maria
Nov 10, 2006 18:43:00 GMT -5
Post by kevinhardy on Nov 10, 2006 18:43:00 GMT -5
spiol her hmm
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Maria
Nov 10, 2006 19:12:41 GMT -5
Post by shemmy86 on Nov 10, 2006 19:12:41 GMT -5
Snitsky: Let's head to the airport.
HHH: who are you?
Snitsky: It wasn't my fault!
HHH: Oh you're Kane.
HBK: No, *superkicks another random citizen of Japan* it's Viscera.
Jeff Hardy: You're both wrong. It's Mike Knox.
HHH: Hey Mike, shouldn't you be with your ECW buddies?
Snitsky, starts crying: I'm not Mike Knox!
HBK: It's all right just because you are on at Tuesday nights at ten doesn't mean we don't like you.
HHH: That isn't true Shawn.
*Snitsky starts all out bawling*
Snitsky: I'm not Mike Knox!
Jeff: It's all right we'll get you home Mike.
Snitsky, still crying: I'm not Mike Knox!
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Nov 10, 2006 19:52:45 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2006 19:52:45 GMT -5
Snitsky: Let's head to the airport. HHH: who are you? Snitsky: It wasn't my fault! HHH: Oh you're Kane. HBK: No, *superkicks another random citizen of Japan* it's Viscera. Jeff Hardy: You're both wrong. It's Mike Knox. HHH: Hey Mike, shouldn't you be with your ECW buddies? Snitsky, starts crying: I'm not Mike Knox! HBK: It's all right just because you are on at Tuesday nights at ten doesn't mean we don't like you. HHH: That isn't true Shawn. *Snitsky starts all out bawling* Snitsky: I'm not Mike Knox! Jeff: It's all right we'll get you home Mike. Snitsky, still crying: I'm not Mike Knox! Meanwhile, Cena is hightailing out of Japan. Cena: Man, I gotta get outa here. That Godzilla is scary. *Suddenly, Cena runs into Sabu and RVD* Cena: Sabu and Rob Van Dam? What are you guys doing here? RVD: I don't know, man. One minute we're driving to a house show, then everything else is a blur. *Sabu points to the sky* RVD: Dude, I don't know why I was driving with no shirt. Get off my back. Cena: Well it was nice seeing you guys. Uh, I gotta go. *Not long after Cena passes a strange formation of rocks* Cena: Hmmm. If walk around this formation, something bad is bound to happen. But, if I go back, everyone will be mad at me. I guess it's the rock formation. *Cena walks through, and sure enough, Vince Russo pops out.* Russo: John, I need your help...
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Maria
Nov 10, 2006 20:58:16 GMT -5
Post by Grendel on Nov 10, 2006 20:58:16 GMT -5
Meanwhile Cryme Time has reached Atlantic City...... Shad: Craps table here we come JTG: This town won't know what hit them! *several hours later* Trump: For magnificent play at the Craps table we award these two gentleman the deed to Atlantic City. Shad: I told you that I was the king of the bones! JTG: Hey Trump where those big ass hookers at? Meanwhile, back in Atlantic Citty, Shad and JTG are seen sitting in a hotel room ... Shad: "That damn trump ... They ain't no hos in this room." JTG: "Don't worry, I'll fix that." JTG picks up the phone and makes a phone call. He's in a rather animated discussion with someone and then he hangs up the phone. JTG: "Don't worry brah, I got it taken care of." Shad shrugs his shoulders and brings out a baggie, rolling a huge blunt. JTG grabs a couple of forties of Colt .45 out of the minifridge and turns to give one to Shad. Shad hands him the blunt and JTG takes a puff. Loud coughing is heard. JTG: "Damn dawg, this is some pretty good stuff. Where did you buy this." Shad laughs Shad: "Buy it? I stole it out of RVD's duffle bag." JTG passes it back to Shad and he starts smoking it as well. Meanwhile, for no apparent reason, the scene shifts to Japan and we see Cena and Russo in a rather animated discussion. Since we are too far away, we can't see what is being said. But we can tell from the expressions that the conversation is not going well. Suddenly, we are back in Atlantic City. Shad and JTG's hotel room is full of smoke and there are a stack of pizzas sitting in one corner. There are a few empty forties strewn here and there about the room. Suddenly there is a knock on the door. JTG goes to the door and opens it a crack. He smirks and opens the door wide. Godfather: "It's time, once again, for everyone to come aboard the Ho Train!" Godfather gestures out the door and a bunch of big bootied hos com walking in. Shad: "Now dat's what I'm talkin' bout!" The room continues to fill up with ho's and smoke.
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Maria
Nov 10, 2006 21:24:40 GMT -5
Post by G✇JI☈A on Nov 10, 2006 21:24:40 GMT -5
Meanwhile on a small island on the coast of Japan. Orton, Nitro and Shelton emerge from a big pile of steaming Godzilla #2s.
Nitro: Whoa what just happened? Shelton: I think G's digestive system can't doesn't work with humans. Same way a peanut does not work in a dog's digestive system. Orton: Dude I'm totally putting some of this in Mickie's shoes. Nitro: Hey there is somebody else in hear. Kenzo Suzuki emerges. Orton: Dude I so that's where you have been all this time.
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Maria
Nov 10, 2006 22:38:25 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2006 22:38:25 GMT -5
Back in Tokyo...
HHH: So, how do we get home?
HBK: Maybe that giant lizzard knows how to get out of here.
Edge: No, we need to find Yoshi Kwan.
Khali: Ghddyffjgjudmsngjgkfkfkflf?
Edge: Yeah, the Oriental time traveller from WCW.
Shane: Well, we have two leads, so let's split up.
HHH: How will we split up?
Daivari: I know. Let's have everyone who enjoys having obstacles in their life, which they can overcome, go after Godzilla, and everyone whose insecurities sabotage their potential to overcome those obstacles go after Yoshi Kwan.
HBK, Khali, Kenny, Trevor, Hacksaw, Jeff, Nicky, Melina, Vince, Mitch, Snitsky, and Faarooq set out to find Godzilla.
Triple H, Edge, Flair, Masters, Cade, Shane, Daivari, Johnny, Mikey, and Val set out after Yoshi Kwan.
Shane hands Jeff and Flair walkie-talkies.
Shane: Use these to keep in touch. Let's go.
They depart on their seperate journeys, not knowing what dangers lie ahead.
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Maria
Nov 11, 2006 14:36:23 GMT -5
Post by Grendel on Nov 11, 2006 14:36:23 GMT -5
They see Sandman caning the crap out of a few zombies while downing beer. Leon: Hey Sandman. I didn't know you hated zombies. Sandman, half drunk and bleeding from the head: These are zombies? *Hits another zombie* Leon: Well at least you're on our side. Sandman hits Leon in the head. Not on purpose he was just in the way of the Cane. CM Punk: Just keep caning these damn things on the way down to the basement. Sandamn: Is there beer down there *hic*? CM Punk: Ummmmm, yeah. Tons of it, let's move! Sandman: Yeah! Going down to the basement, they encounter Nemesis, and try to figure out a plan. Punk: I'll see if I can make him surrender to the Anaconda Vice! *Runs over to nemesis. Gets picked up, and tossed through the stairs.* Sandman: For victory....and BEER! *Charges at Nemesis with cane, and hits him several times, to no effect. He gets picked up, and tossed through the hole Punk got thrown through.* Punk: Ugh, I think we need a new plan.... Sandman: But-- Punk: We need somebody who no mortal beast can withstand------Iron Shiek! Sandman: NO. Punk: Do we have a choice? Sandman: Well....we can always attack again! *Runs at nemesis but gets thrown through the hole again.* Nevermind, ugh..... Punk(Talking on Cell): um, yes. Shiek, can you help us? there's this big, monster, and..... Iron Sheik(appearing right behind CM Punk): And he needs to be humbled? Punk: Yes. Say, how did you get here so fast? Iron Sheik: I have my ways....stand back....this could get messy! *Iron Sheik charges at Nemesis and humbling begins.* Punk: Okaaaaaaaaaay....*Walks with Sandman past Sheik and Nemesis.* Now, we're here. Sandman: Where's the beer? Punk: At the end of the hall! Sandman: looks like we'll have to fight our way through! Sandman walks forward and starts caning zombies in the head. Sandman starts fighting them as well, with CM Punk bringing up the rear. Soon they are surrounded by zombies. Punk: "This don't look good." Leon: "It never does." Punk: "What should we do?" Sandman: "Go down swinging! I'm Sandman and I approve this message!" Sandman moves forward into the horde of zombies swinging the can e like his life depends on it. Leon takes a few more shots at zombie's heads before stepping back to reload. It doesn't look good for our heros until they hear gunfire heading their way. They look at each other surprised as shots ring out and zombies go down from head shots. One zombie lurches forward at punk and then the shot rings out, turning the zombie's head into meat. The group sits there as they see a figure walk out of the darkness. As it nears, they can see that it is feminine. Leon: "Alice, is that you?" Voice: "Not even close." As the person nears, we can now see that it is Maria. She is dressed for combat and carrying an assault rifle. A shotgun is slung across her back and twin pistols are in holsters at her side. The men look at each other with confused looks on their faces. Maria smiles before she speaks. Maria: "What? I can't let you guys have all the fun, can I?" CM Punk: "But ..." Maria: "After getting hung out to dry by the faces this week, I need to let off some steam." CM Punk: "But I thought you were ..." Maria: "Helpless and stupid? Do I look helpless and stupid?" CM Punk: "But ..." Maria: "Bischoff was right on Raw, and I'm sick and tired of being a bad joke. Now are you guys ready to kick some undead ass or what?" A familair voice carries out of the darkness. Undertaker: "Kicking some undead ass? What did I ever do to you?" The Undertaker walks forward out of the darkness covered in zombie blood. Maria: "But you're not really undead, are you?" Undertaker: "Actually, yes I am." Maria: "What's it like being undead?" Undertaker: "It's not too bad. It does have it's perks. Since I'm undead, I don't have to pay any income taxes." Maria: "Really?" More zombie growns are heard from the darkness. Leon :"This is really informative, but we have more undead creatures to kill. No offense." Undertaker: "None taken." The group turns to take care of more zombies.
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Maria
Nov 11, 2006 14:44:22 GMT -5
Post by gobbedlygooker95 on Nov 11, 2006 14:44:22 GMT -5
Taker:YOSHI TO NAKA Maria:Where is DX? HHH:We Are Here HBK:Where is Godzila Godzilla:GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HBK:NONONONO Not JR and Oh Crap HHH:How do we get Jr out of Fergie Godzilla? HBK:Maria,Trap Fergiezilla Maria:Otay Phil Collins:Oka Coka Toka LaBe Dt Ht O HONG HBK:Phil,go home to the p-h-i-l HHH:RD Renyolds,who is he HBK:WrestleCrap Hogaie:Part 2
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Maria
Nov 11, 2006 18:25:05 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2006 18:25:05 GMT -5
Snitsky: Let's head to the airport. HHH: who are you? Snitsky: It wasn't my fault! HHH: Oh you're Kane. HBK: No, *superkicks another random citizen of Japan* it's Viscera. Jeff Hardy: You're both wrong. It's Mike Knox. HHH: Hey Mike, shouldn't you be with your ECW buddies? Snitsky, starts crying: I'm not Mike Knox! HBK: It's all right just because you are on at Tuesday nights at ten doesn't mean we don't like you. HHH: That isn't true Shawn. *Snitsky starts all out bawling* Snitsky: I'm not Mike Knox! Jeff: It's all right we'll get you home Mike. Snitsky, still crying: I'm not Mike Knox! Meanwhile, Cena is hightailing out of Japan. Cena: Man, I gotta get outa here. That Godzilla is scary. *Suddenly, Cena runs into Sabu and RVD* Cena: Sabu and Rob Van Dam? What are you guys doing here? RVD: I don't know, man. One minute we're driving to a house show, then everything else is a blur. *Sabu points to the sky* RVD: Dude, I don't know why I was driving with no shirt. Get off my back. Cena: Well it was nice seeing you guys. Uh, I gotta go. *Not long after Cena passes a strange formation of rocks* Cena: Hmmm. If walk around this formation, something bad is bound to happen. But, if I go back, everyone will be mad at me. I guess it's the rock formation. *Cena walks through, and sure enough, Vince Russo pops out.* Russo: John, I need your help... Cena: Vince Russo?!!! What are you doing here? Russo: John, you've already met my associates, RVD and Sabu. John, I'm here because I need your help. Cena: Help with what? Russo: Rita Repulsa is about to launch an attack on Earth. She's already sent her vampire minions to take over some secluded hospital. Cena: Wait a minute! Rita Repulsa?!!! The Power Rangers enemy? What does that have to do with me? Russo: John, I want to lead the NEW Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers into battle. You'll lead RVD and Sabu, as well as two more recruits of your choosing. John, I 'm asking you, not as a friend, not as a brother, but as a fellow human being, will you please help save the planet? Cena: Just tell me what I need to do.
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Maria
Nov 11, 2006 18:26:36 GMT -5
Post by Smark4lyfe on Nov 11, 2006 18:26:36 GMT -5
Does this really ahve to do with Maria? It should be called
WWE Screenplay
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Nov 11, 2006 18:32:02 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2006 18:32:02 GMT -5
Does this really ahve to do with Maria? It should be called WWE Screenplay Agreed. This stopped being about Maria a long time ago.
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Maria
Nov 11, 2006 18:37:56 GMT -5
Post by odanobunaga on Nov 11, 2006 18:37:56 GMT -5
I am the only one that thins this stuff right here is dumb, yet funny?(Very very very dumb)
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Nov 11, 2006 18:40:16 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2006 18:40:16 GMT -5
I am the only one that thins this stuff right here is dumb, yet funny?(Very very very dumb) Hey, it's better than most of the stuff they do on Raw every week.
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Maria
Nov 11, 2006 18:55:37 GMT -5
Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Nov 11, 2006 18:55:37 GMT -5
I am the only one that thins this stuff right here is dumb, yet funny?(Very very very dumb) Hey, it's better than most of the stuff they do on Raw every week. Sadly agreed.
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Maria
Nov 11, 2006 18:58:15 GMT -5
Post by odanobunaga on Nov 11, 2006 18:58:15 GMT -5
I guess you guys got a point.
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Maria
Nov 11, 2006 21:11:14 GMT -5
Post by gobbedlygooker95 on Nov 11, 2006 21:11:14 GMT -5
HBK:OHNO,Maria is spiked by UMAGA or in Japaneese,TIOISAAAAAAAAAAAAA. HHH:We need a ladder HBK:OTAY Taker:HEY CANDICE NOOOOOOO Candice:Sorry Taker,I think I may turned him into Issac Yankem DDS
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Maria
Nov 13, 2006 12:54:14 GMT -5
Post by The Peoples Elbow on Nov 13, 2006 12:54:14 GMT -5
BUMP...oh no, what have I done? ;D
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Maria
Nov 13, 2006 12:55:46 GMT -5
Post by shemmy86 on Nov 13, 2006 12:55:46 GMT -5
Good lord this thread still has a pulse? I thought it peaked at page 11 or 12, I'm not sure.
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