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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 22:43:10 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2006 22:43:10 GMT -5
Maria still in ring....... Maria: Isn't anyone going to help me! Cena *shouting from back*: I'll be down as soon as this guy finds my CD, they don't label the music which is quite silly. Umaga: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGG SAMOA (which translates to, I'm sorry it has come to this but I am getting paid for this I hope you don't hold it against me) Maria: I should have stayed in college. Meanwhile, in the Women's locker room...Gregory helms (what's this? A smackdowner?!) manages to sneak in on the unsuspecting divas....
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 22:47:22 GMT -5
Post by shemmy86 on Nov 7, 2006 22:47:22 GMT -5
Meanwhile, in the Women's locker room...Gregory helms (what's this? A smackdowner?!) manages to sneak in on the unsuspecting divas.... Not a lot of the Divas notice him, but the latest acquisition name Cloudy has really taken a fancy to Helms. Meanwhile in the face lockerroom...... A hundred year war has broken out between the faces with carnage everywhere. Carlito and Jeff Hardy have united forces to fight of other faces and are using an unconsious Hacksaw as a weapon.
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 22:54:05 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2006 22:54:05 GMT -5
Meanwhile, in the Women's locker room...Gregory helms (what's this? A smackdowner?!) manages to sneak in on the unsuspecting divas.... Not a lot of the Divas notice him, but the latest acquisition name Cloudy has really taken a fancy to Helms. Meanwhile in the face lockerroom...... A hundred year war has broken out between the faces with carnage everywhere. Carlito and Jeff Hardy have united forces to fight of other faces and are using an unconsious Hacksaw as a weapon. Keeping things literally, they swing it and... (Rob Conway walks in) Rob: I just wanted to tell you guys Trevor Murdoch is having us do confessionals in the heel locker room. Wanna come with? Keeping things literal, Jeff and Carlito swing the mighty Hacksaw at Conway, decapitating him in the process. The fighting stops, but no-one says anything. John Cena walks in. John: Ugh, Trevor says he got humbled by the Iron Shiek, I got humbled by Big Dick Johnson....wtf is next?! (Iron Sheik walks up behind Cena. Faces stop fighting for a moment) Jeff: Um, Iron Shiek, again. That's what's next. John: Huh? Iron Shiek: It is time to continue the humbling! You are next, John! Jeff, poetically, as Cena is being dragged off: Ask not for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee. Sound of door being shut is heard as John Cena is crying, and iron Shiek is laughing... Iron Shiek: Let the humbling.............BEGIN!
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 23:14:15 GMT -5
Post by killyafomoney on Nov 7, 2006 23:14:15 GMT -5
Not Maria, but damn, someone should've sold it like that already. I would've preferred that instead of Cena helping her, Maria gets brought out on a stretcher to an ambulance, and Ariel could hide in the back dressed as a Gothic nurse, ready to "help" Maria Hey, it could mean ratings. Speaking of Cena, why did the great superman hero wait until Maria had already been brutalized for 2 minutes before he even came down to "save" her? Listen monkey boy, after possibly having her ribs broke with a samoan drop, and her neck broke with the corner charge....a thumb to the neck is the LEAST of her worries. Listen up.... you don't need to go call anyone "monkey boy" so knock it off with that. Why not tell WWE if you don't want Maria doing those types of storylines and be her superheros? Maria isn't going to break her neck with the corner charge or get her ribs broken with the samoan drop. You can get broken ribs if instead of doing a back breaker to someone, you do that to their ribs too hard. Stop looking to blame John "The Prototype - Big Tim Kingman" Cena....he isn't the one who is to blame for what happened to Maria!!! Writers scripted Umaga to go after Maria. The lockerroom? I don't know. But I think the people watching wrestling tend to be brooding and sad....keeping to themselves while pro wrestlers have more fun. Those who watch wrestling should do more fun things.
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 23:20:53 GMT -5
Post by killyafomoney on Nov 7, 2006 23:20:53 GMT -5
Not a lot of the Divas notice him, but the latest acquisition name Cloudy has really taken a fancy to Helms. Meanwhile in the face lockerroom...... A hundred year war has broken out between the faces with carnage everywhere. Carlito and Jeff Hardy have united forces to fight of other faces and are using an unconsious Hacksaw as a weapon. Keeping things literally, they swing it and... (Rob Conway walks in) Rob: I just wanted to tell you guys Trevor Murdoch is having us do confessionals in the heel locker room. Wanna come with? Keeping things literal, Jeff and Carlito swing the mighty Hacksaw at Conway, decapitating him in the process. The fighting stops, but no-one says anything. John Cena walks in. John: Ugh, Trevor says he got humbled by the Iron Shiek, I got humbled by Big Dick Johnson....wtf is next?! (Iron Sheik walks up behind Cena. Faces stop fighting for a moment) Jeff: Um, Iron Shiek, again. That's what's next. John: Huh? Iron Shiek: It is time to continue the humbling! You are next, John! Jeff, poetically, as Cena is being dragged off: Ask not for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee. Sound of door being shut is heard as John Cena is crying, and iron Shiek is laughing... Iron Shiek: Let the humbling.............BEGIN! ^^^ Then WarriorThug4Cena bursts in and beats the holy living hell out of the Iron Sheik,drags off that chump's limp body and saves her hero, John Cena....she dries his tears and she gets to walk out of there hugging John and they're both laughing so hard they can scarcely breathe and are crying from laughing so hard about what happened!
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 23:28:07 GMT -5
Post by Ben Wyatt on Nov 7, 2006 23:28:07 GMT -5
(Meanwhile in the heel lockeroom)
(Edge) "Ok guys, now we're going to have an ice cream sundae party"
(Orton) "I have a special topping"
(everyone in room) "NO"
(Vis) "I love ice cream"
(Edge) "Uh...you.....have to go last, big guy"
*Vis looks sad*
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 23:31:48 GMT -5
Post by nisi on Nov 7, 2006 23:31:48 GMT -5
One of Dibiase's jobbers opened his eyes after experiencing the Million Dollar Dream; it was the end of kayfabe for me.
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Maria
Nov 8, 2006 0:47:15 GMT -5
Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 8, 2006 0:47:15 GMT -5
One of Dibiase's jobbers opened his eyes after experiencing the Million Dollar Dream; it was the end of kayfabe for me. Why must you ruin this topic with a serious observation?
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Maria
Nov 8, 2006 1:34:27 GMT -5
Post by skiller on Nov 8, 2006 1:34:27 GMT -5
The heel's locker room door opens suddenly and the ECW roster enter.
Tommy Dreamer - Hey guys, we heard something about a party.
Edge - Party? No-no party here.
All the RAW heels shuffle to hide any remnants of the party.
Tommy - Oh, you guys sure?
Edge - Yep, no party here... no, party here at all, right guys?
Nitro - Where'd the ice cream go?
Edge - See guys, no partying here.
Tommy - oh... ok.
The ECW guys stand at the doorway uncomfortably, shuffling their feet.
Edge slowly closes the door.
The ECW eventually guys walk away with their heads hanging low.
Sandman - For God's sake Tommy, I want a beer.
CM Punk - Straight edge means I'm alcohol free.
Tommy - ...Why was Edge nude?
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
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WC's Resident Pirate Otaku and Official Scapegoat
Always and Forever, Hurricane.
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Maria
Nov 8, 2006 2:08:26 GMT -5
Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Nov 8, 2006 2:08:26 GMT -5
The heel's locker room door opens suddenly and the ECW roster enter. Tommy Dreamer - Hey guys, we heard something about a party. Edge - Party? No-no party here. All the RAW heels shuffle to hide any remnants of the party. Tommy - Oh, you guys sure? Edge - Yep, no party here... no, party here at all, right guys? Nitro - Where'd the ice cream go? Edge - See guys, no partying here. Tommy - oh... ok. The ECW guys stand at the doorway uncomfortably, shuffling their feet. Edge slowly closes the door. The ECW eventually guys walk away with their heads hanging low. Sandman - For God's sake Tommy, I want a beer. CM Punk - Straight edge means I'm alcohol free. Tommy - ...Why was Edge nude? Reject: I'm soooo writing on Myspace how this causes me to cry myself to sleep at night. Thorne: You're a freak dude.
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Reverend BTY
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Maria
Nov 8, 2006 2:21:16 GMT -5
Post by Reverend BTY on Nov 8, 2006 2:21:16 GMT -5
Would you guys have preferred it if Maria sold the move by having blood pouring from her eye sockets and ears? This would rock so damn hard.
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Maria
Nov 8, 2006 7:55:14 GMT -5
Post by David Troy a.k.a legendmythman on Nov 8, 2006 7:55:14 GMT -5
I'd laugh my ass off if the shot she took to the head suddenly makes her a Raven-like genius. Thats actually funny. And at least she didnt get up, laugh, and walk out of the ring like a certain Jack-Off did a few weeks ago...... who was this now?
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Maria
Nov 8, 2006 7:58:40 GMT -5
Post by G✇JI☈A on Nov 8, 2006 7:58:40 GMT -5
Thats actually funny. And at least she didnt get up, laugh, and walk out of the ring like a certain Jack-Off did a few weeks ago...... who was this now? The guy from Jackass.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Maria
Nov 8, 2006 11:03:55 GMT -5
Post by Ben Wyatt on Nov 8, 2006 11:03:55 GMT -5
It's day 2! and the heel partyfest comtinues. Next up, a giant conga line
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Maria
Nov 8, 2006 12:22:46 GMT -5
Post by Banned Member on Nov 8, 2006 12:22:46 GMT -5
This thread wins best thread ever.
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Maria
Nov 8, 2006 12:45:05 GMT -5
Post by shemmy86 on Nov 8, 2006 12:45:05 GMT -5
The heel's locker room door opens suddenly and the ECW roster enter. Tommy Dreamer - Hey guys, we heard something about a party. Edge - Party? No-no party here. All the RAW heels shuffle to hide any remnants of the party. Tommy - Oh, you guys sure? Edge - Yep, no party here... no, party here at all, right guys? Nitro - Where'd the ice cream go? Edge - See guys, no partying here. Tommy - oh... ok. The ECW guys stand at the doorway uncomfortably, shuffling their feet. Edge slowly closes the door. The ECW eventually guys walk away with their heads hanging low. Sandman - For God's sake Tommy, I want a beer. CM Punk - Straight edge means I'm alcohol free. Tommy - ...Why was Edge nude? Reject: I'm soooo writing on Myspace how this causes me to cry myself to sleep at night. Thorne: You're a freak dude. Meanwhile, back in the heel lockerroom..... Edge: Nitro you almost blew it for us by mentioning ice cream, I don't know why we let you hang out with us. We're going to trade you over to the face lockerroom for the ice machine. Nitro: No they will eat me alive in there in first seconds I step foot in there have you seen what they do to each other. Besides put on some pants or better yet use my IC belt as a codpiece, it works wonders for me. Edge: Yeah I, guess you're right. That ice machine should kick the bucket soon anyway and give me that IC Belt, it is kind of drafty in here. Cade: Congo line! Meanwhile in face lockerroom.... Carlito: Medic! Robbie and Rory used the ice machine on Jeff Hardy. He needs help. Rory: It was in self defense! Robbie: I'm Robbie. *flaming toilet paper hits Robbie's beard*
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Maria
Nov 8, 2006 12:49:31 GMT -5
Post by The Peoples Elbow on Nov 8, 2006 12:49:31 GMT -5
Man, I'm glad I opened this thread ;D
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Maria
Nov 8, 2006 12:54:28 GMT -5
Post by Banned Member on Nov 8, 2006 12:54:28 GMT -5
We got to add a Legends locker room to this.
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Maria
Nov 8, 2006 13:02:53 GMT -5
Post by shemmy86 on Nov 8, 2006 13:02:53 GMT -5
Meanwhile out in the ring...
Ring crew with GLAD garbage bags and shovels
RCW #1: And no one came to help her?
RCW #2: No, Cena was waiting for the right CD and I would not even go near the face's lockerroom with a ten foot pole and a glock. Have you seen what they do to each other?
RCW #1: Geez, it looks like her last meal was lasagna. Dude, why didn't you help her?
RCW#2: Screw that, you see the size of Umaga. You calling me a female anatomy?
RCW#1: Well, no I was just saying *wacks RCW#2 in face with shovel*
RCW#2: What did you do that for? *whips out switchblade*, you know I could get crazy.
RCW#3: Guys break it up, we got to clean up this mess.
*RCW #1 and #2 decapitate RCW #3, all out brawl ensues between Ring Crew Workers*
Ghost of Maria: This is bullsh**!
Ghost of Eddie: Tell me about it, I've spinning in my grave for a year because of that little bastard Rey Mysterio.
Casper the Friendly Ghost: Hi guys!
Eddie and Maria: F*** you Casper.
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Maria
Nov 8, 2006 14:14:57 GMT -5
Post by macdaddysquid on Nov 8, 2006 14:14:57 GMT -5
Maria is an ugly bitch
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