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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 13:58:42 GMT -5
Post by Scarlet Moon on Nov 7, 2006 13:58:42 GMT -5
They did, and a moving spotlight to show him moving to the ring, I think.
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 14:02:45 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2006 14:02:45 GMT -5
They did, and a moving spotlight to show him moving to the ring, I think. That's heresy. Is that crap on Youtube?
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 14:14:35 GMT -5
Post by catwoman on Nov 7, 2006 14:14:35 GMT -5
They did, and a moving spotlight to show him moving to the ring, I think. That's heresy. Is that crap on Youtube? Yeah, God had his own music and everything. What would have been a genius twist to that angle would have been HBK reverting back to gyrating, Boy Toy HBK after being "forsaken" by God... As for YouTube, if it was on YouTube, it was probably only for five minutes before Vince's toadies earned their pay for the day trolling the internet for copyright infringement....
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 14:17:26 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2006 14:17:26 GMT -5
That's heresy. Is that crap on Youtube? Yeah, God had his own music and everything. What would have been a genius twist to that angle would have been HBK reverting back to gyrating, Boy Toy HBK after being "forsaken" by God... As for YouTube, if it was on YouTube, it was probably only for five minutes before Vince's toadies earned their pay for the day trolling the internet for copyright infringement.... That'd be an interesting angle. But they would benefit from Mordecai. Or, perhaps, Deacon Bautista.
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kevinhardy
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 16:06:19 GMT -5
Post by kevinhardy on Nov 7, 2006 16:06:19 GMT -5
agreed
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Ben Wyatt
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 17:14:21 GMT -5
Post by Ben Wyatt on Nov 7, 2006 17:14:21 GMT -5
We forgot - while the heels are having their champagne hooker party, in the face locker room, Hardy steps on Carlito's foot and a brawl ensues. (HARDY) "Who ate the last cookie?" (Carlito) "sorry, Carlito was hungry" (Hardy) " YOU SON OF A......" *Hardy hits Carlito with a chair*
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 17:18:54 GMT -5
Post by amsiraK on Nov 7, 2006 17:18:54 GMT -5
ROFL!!!
Meanwhile we cut to the heel locker room and the Hokey Pokey now in progress.
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 17:19:45 GMT -5
Post by badantoineaccid on Nov 7, 2006 17:19:45 GMT -5
I don't know if it's already been posted, but when Cena went to rescue Maria from Uuumaga last night, you could see she opened her eyes for a second. This pretty much gave away the fact that she wasn't knocked out by Umaga's "butt-press." Way to go Maria! Oh well, at least she's smokin' hot. Stop the presses, "Smokin' Hot Babe Pretends to be Knocked Out!"
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Ben Wyatt
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 17:26:03 GMT -5
Post by Ben Wyatt on Nov 7, 2006 17:26:03 GMT -5
ROFL!!! Meanwhile we cut to the heel locker room and the Hokey Pokey now in progress. Meanwhile in the fcae lockeroom: (Duggan) "AND I SAID COKE IS BETTER THAN PEPSI!" (Super crazy) "Pepsi is far superior" (Duggan) "COKE" (Crazy) "PEPSI!" *Duggan and Crazy start wailing on each other*
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 17:31:10 GMT -5
Post by amsiraK on Nov 7, 2006 17:31:10 GMT -5
Snitsky "RC!" *gets pummeled by both*
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 17:36:55 GMT -5
Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Nov 7, 2006 17:36:55 GMT -5
ROFL!!! Meanwhile we cut to the heel locker room and the Hokey Pokey now in progress. With Snitsky leading the song: "You put your left foot in, you put your... right foot in too. I'm having a blast"
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 17:37:02 GMT -5
Post by shemmy86 on Nov 7, 2006 17:37:02 GMT -5
Snitsky "RC!" *gets pummeled by both* Viscera: You three idiots are all wrong. Dr. Pepper. *All four draw guns in a mexican standoff*
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Kris
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 17:37:32 GMT -5
Post by Kris on Nov 7, 2006 17:37:32 GMT -5
I'd laugh my ass off if the shot she took to the head suddenly makes her a Raven-like genius. Thats actually funny. And at least she didnt get up, laugh, and walk out of the ring like a certain Jack-Off did a few weeks ago...... Steve-O > Vader
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 17:37:59 GMT -5
Post by Matt Rogers on Nov 7, 2006 17:37:59 GMT -5
I remember when she was new and Trish beat her up, she made strange sex sounds. I'm sure everyone thought "she's faking it".
*Waits for approval*
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 17:46:43 GMT -5
Post by Kris on Nov 7, 2006 17:46:43 GMT -5
I remember when she was new and Trish beat her up, she made strange sex sounds. I'm sure everyone thought "she's faking it". *Waits for approval* You'll get approval when you put Emma Watson back up in your sig.
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 18:38:58 GMT -5
Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Nov 7, 2006 18:38:58 GMT -5
I remember when she was new and Trish beat her up, she made strange sex sounds. I'm sure everyone thought "she's faking it". *Waits for approval* Ha Ha, I remember that! Maria's selling of the attack sounded more like she was getting off.
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 19:51:24 GMT -5
Post by Grendel on Nov 7, 2006 19:51:24 GMT -5
You all are missing the boat on what really happened. While the heels were having the hooker/champagne party ...
Jeff Hardy "Look at that! Umaga is squashing Maria. Let's go!!"
**As the rest of the face locker room rises in unison to go, we look over to one corner where Shad and JTG are each drinking a forty while rolling a massive blunt.**
Shad: "Yeah, go ahead boi!"
JTG: "Damn straight! We'll sit back here and finish our 40's"
**The rest of the faces look at each other with worried looks on their faces, then sit down with their hands on their wallets and duffel bags.**
Jeff Hardy, while looking at the carnage on the screen: "Tough break, kid." ;D
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 20:01:05 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2006 20:01:05 GMT -5
(John cena is about to go rescue Maria before Umaga can even touch her, but somebody grabs his arm from behind before he can get to the stage)
Big Dick Johnson: Hey, John. Um, you paid me 50 bucks for one of my "shows"?
Cena: Huh?!
Big Dick: That's right. "You" paid me. 50 bucks. (Pulls out money.) Armando Estrada gave it to me, on your behalf. Now you have to come with me to my locker room...."
Cena: No Way! I ain't goin' nowhere!
(Big Dick pulls out a gun)
Big Dick Johnson: "You" paid me. Now you have to watch my show! These are odds you're not going to overcome, John.
Cena: Nooooo!
(Big Dick forces John cena into back. Ron Simmons appears)
Ron Simmons:............................................................................................DAMN!
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 20:07:58 GMT -5
Post by shemmy86 on Nov 7, 2006 20:07:58 GMT -5
(John cena is about to go rescue Maria before Umaga can even touch her, but somebody grabs his arm from behind before he can get to the stage) Big Dick Johnson: Hey, John. Um, you paid me 50 bucks for one of my "shows"? Cena: Huh?! Big Dick: That's right. "You" paid me. 50 bucks. (Pulls out money.) Armando Estrada gave it to me, on your behalf. Now you have to come with me to my locker room...." Cena: No Way! I ain't goin' nowhere! (Big Dick pulls out a gun) Big Dick Johnson: "You" paid me. Now you have to watch my show! These are odds you're not going to overcome, John. Cena: Nooooo! (Big Dick forces John cena into back. Ron Simmons appears) Ron Simmons:............................................................................................DAMN! Meanwhile in the locker room.... Hacksaw: Who at my nutter butters!!!! Jeff Hardy: I did I smoked this funny looking cigarette and it got me really hungry. I'll pack you back later. Hacksaw:*breaks glass bottle holding it by the neck* YOU'LL PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD! *Rest of faces in a circle around them and break out chanting* FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT Meanwhile in heel's dressing room.... Edge: I baked chocolate chip cookies who wants some. Random heel: Go check in with the faces maybe they want some cookies.
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Maria
Nov 7, 2006 20:19:25 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2006 20:19:25 GMT -5
(John cena is about to go rescue Maria before Umaga can even touch her, but somebody grabs his arm from behind before he can get to the stage) Big Dick Johnson: Hey, John. Um, you paid me 50 bucks for one of my "shows"? Cena: Huh?! Big Dick: That's right. "You" paid me. 50 bucks. (Pulls out money.) Armando Estrada gave it to me, on your behalf. Now you have to come with me to my locker room...." Cena: No Way! I ain't goin' nowhere! (Big Dick pulls out a gun) Big Dick Johnson: "You" paid me. Now you have to watch my show! These are odds you're not going to overcome, John. Cena: Nooooo! (Big Dick forces John cena into back. Ron Simmons appears) Ron Simmons:............................................................................................DAMN! Meanwhile in the locker room.... Hacksaw: Who at my nutter butters!!!! Jeff Hardy: I did I smoked this funny looking cigarette and it got me really hungry. I'll pack you back later. Hacksaw:*breaks glass bottle holding it by the neck* YOU'LL PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD! *Rest of faces in a circle around them and break out chanting* FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT Meanwhile in heel's dressing room.... Edge: I baked chocolate chip cookies who wants some. Random heel: Go check in with the faces maybe they want some cookies. Shelton Benjamin becomes pissed, though. Shelton: CHOCOLATE Chip?! Oh I see why they're CHOCOLATE Chip....It's cause I'm black, ISN"T IT?! Edge: Well, I can make a multiracial desert...chocolate frosted donuts with vanilla cream filling! Shelton: Mmmmm, sounds good--and racially sensitive! (heels see donuts, and Johnny Nitro takes the first bite, commenting on them before the other heels eat) Johnny Nitro: Mmmm, I'm loving the vanilla filling in this donut! Kinda.....sticky, though. Edge: Thanks, man. I made it myself. Nitro(Swallows donut): What did you make, yourself? Edge(naivially): The cream. It's Lita's favorite. My all-natural--PERSONALLY MADE, AS IN, MADE IN MY OWN BODY--all-natural vanilla cream. (Nitro looks around the room, all the heels staring at him, not eating their donuts yet) Nitro: Oh my GAWD! (Begins quietly crying. Ron Simmons walks into room.) Ron Simmons:......................................................DAMN!
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