Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 10, 2010 22:16:31 GMT -5
who is immediately attacked by rezombified darrell hammond!!!
they brawl until....
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Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
It was inevitable.
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 10, 2010 22:22:52 GMT -5
Matt Hardy comes to the ramp, eating a leg of turkey and watching the match in a director's chair. They stop and watch Hardy watching them. Out of the crowd comes a masked figure who attacks Lightyear and Zombie Hammond. He is...
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 10, 2010 22:26:05 GMT -5
kevin nash, but he tears his quad before he can stop the fight, so....
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Jul 10, 2010 23:16:02 GMT -5
...Matt Hardy devours him.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 10, 2010 23:19:13 GMT -5
causing vince mcmahon's head to re-explode for the umpteenth time. commercial.
when we return....
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Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
It was inevitable.
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 10, 2010 23:20:39 GMT -5
We see a Kevin Nash tribute vid. After the coroner gets Nash's skeleton out the building, Matt Hardy stands in the ring, eating a footlong sub...
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 10, 2010 23:25:50 GMT -5
while lita is eating the sub from the other end, resulting in an "AWWWWWWWWWW, ISN'T THAT SWEET!!!!!" moment when....
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jul 10, 2010 23:48:50 GMT -5
Andy Samberg & Bill Hader's "characters" from the "Laser Cats" skits from SNL teleport into the ring and start askin' everyone about the status of Laser Cats in this time period.
Matt Hardy eats Samberg, causing Hader to scream in horror. McMahon's head (which grew back during the ad break), explodes yet again.
Lita looks on in horror and...
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Jul 10, 2010 23:52:51 GMT -5
...gets devoured by Matt Hardy. Lawler calls him "Fat" Hardy, and he too, is eaten. Matt yells "MORE! MORE!" And eats some fans and part of the ring. His rampage continues when he eats...
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 11, 2010 0:07:59 GMT -5
the remnants of vince's head, causing hardy to explode. lita emerges unscathed and pedigrees....
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jul 11, 2010 0:09:40 GMT -5
the beheaded Mr. McMahon, all the while screaming "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRREEEE!!!!!"
Suddenly, John Cena pops in and gets eaten by the ravenous Hardy. All hope seems lost, until...
Hardy explodes, spilling his guts all over the arena. Cena stands alone, triumphant, until....
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OB91
Team Rocket
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Post by OB91 on Jul 11, 2010 7:23:07 GMT -5
we cut to the back to see Triple H pedigree rezombified darrell hammond once more killing the poor bastard. (I WILL ALWAYS DESTROY HIM!)
Cutting back to the ring, White Cena and Black Cena have a standoff...
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 11, 2010 7:28:39 GMT -5
...and have a tag match with White Lesnar and Black Lesnar (Lashley).
While the match is going on, Mel Gibson comes out and says
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Raging_Demons
Don Corleone
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars, No Handlebars, No Handlebars!
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Post by Raging_Demons on Jul 11, 2010 7:39:16 GMT -5
"*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP* Wankers!" (language not appropriate for RAW or the world general.)
Lindsay Lohan appears on stage & begs Mel Gibson to get the SCRAM bracelet out of her & to find some way to get out of the country because she FEELS SO PROSECUTED!
Mel tells Lindsay to "SUCK IT!"
Lindsay goes..."Ok."
So on stage Lindsay is about to give some "trouser love" to Mel while Brock Lesnar & Bobby Lashley are wrestling a 5-star match with no one caring.
When STEVEN Richards & his "Right To Censor" group appear along with CM Punk & "The Straight Edge Society" to...
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OB91
Team Rocket
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Post by OB91 on Jul 11, 2010 8:08:23 GMT -5
cut face promos on the entire debacle, they are being ignored due to the actions inside the ring...
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 11, 2010 8:41:02 GMT -5
Lindsay is now blowing everyone in the arena. Even Pat Patterson wants in on the action. But wait! Molly Holly comes out of nowhere to tell Lindsay that
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OB91
Team Rocket
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Post by OB91 on Jul 11, 2010 11:34:18 GMT -5
she's been doing it all wrong thereby destroying her reputation as a respectable women's wrester.
In the back there is a confrontation between Edge and...
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Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 11, 2010 12:52:45 GMT -5
Gangrel...
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 11, 2010 12:53:42 GMT -5
The two are trying to decide which classic Z Level Horror Movie to watch together. Night of the Dirty Laundry or I Married a Radioactive Boar. Edge opts for the former while Gangrel goes for the latter option. As the two try to convince the other which movie would be better, they have a visitor. It's...
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OB91
Team Rocket
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Post by OB91 on Jul 11, 2010 14:34:54 GMT -5
Kevin Thorn with Christian, they suggest they watch Interview with the Vampire, Edge and Gangrel agree...
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