Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
It was inevitable.
Posts: 5,596
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 11, 2010 14:39:16 GMT -5
They walk arm and arm to the exit.
We then see a re-debut vignette for Barry Windham. Unfortunately, his gimmick is...
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OB91
Team Rocket
Posts: 988
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Post by OB91 on Jul 11, 2010 15:09:48 GMT -5
SUICIDE! What's he doing in the Impact Zone RAW Arena?
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Post by ani on Jul 11, 2010 15:12:02 GMT -5
Why he's here to manage the newest wrestler...REGICIDE! Reggie picks up the mic and says...
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 11, 2010 15:14:22 GMT -5
Hahahaha! What do you think of that Archie? I'm in the WWE now and you're not! With a groovy gig like this one I'm bound to win Veronica over you for sure! This brings down Archie himself from the backstage. However it's not the Archie that you'd expect...
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Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
It was inevitable.
Posts: 5,596
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 11, 2010 15:15:50 GMT -5
it's football great Archie Manning, Payton and Eli's dad!
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Post by ani on Jul 11, 2010 15:20:25 GMT -5
Archie Manning gets on the mic. He confesses that he did attend Riverdale High and he has enlisted the help of...Forsythe Pendleton "Jughead" Jones III! Jughead makes his way down the aisle when...
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Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
It was inevitable.
Posts: 5,596
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 11, 2010 15:26:53 GMT -5
He is jumped from behind by...
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
Posts: 12,479
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Post by metylerca on Jul 11, 2010 16:16:52 GMT -5
HAKU!
Haku gives Jughead a tongan death punch and steals his crown. This upsets Jerry Lawler, who....
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OB91
Team Rocket
Posts: 988
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Post by OB91 on Jul 11, 2010 16:21:58 GMT -5
uses his crown to summon another king, this king is Triple H who Pedigrees everyone. Commercials
Backstage, Santino Marella is playing DDR with...
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
Posts: 74,032
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Post by Chiral on Jul 11, 2010 16:22:50 GMT -5
...dons a mask and becomes PESTICIDE. He challenges Haku to a gardening match!
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Post by ani on Jul 11, 2010 16:36:28 GMT -5
Both men grab rakes and have a fight not unlike "Hobgobilins." Finally...
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 11, 2010 16:41:03 GMT -5
MST3K superstar Dave Ryder aka Big McLargehuge breaks up the fight. Vince, loving big muscular guys, starts to jerk off when
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OB91
Team Rocket
Posts: 988
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Post by OB91 on Jul 11, 2010 17:34:33 GMT -5
His head explodes again.
Triple H is...
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 11, 2010 17:41:37 GMT -5
inside his head apparently as he pops out and Pedigrees himself, which causes him to explode as well. This is followed by everyone else in the ring all exploding one by one in all their horrible CGI glory. Everyone that is except for...
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Post by ani on Jul 11, 2010 17:47:19 GMT -5
BOB JOHNSON! Those two for one techno drinks are amazing man!
He steals the title and almost makes it away when _________ hits him with a purse!
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Raging_Demons
Don Corleone
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars, No Handlebars, No Handlebars!
Posts: 1,620
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Post by Raging_Demons on Jul 11, 2010 18:40:26 GMT -5
Shelton Benjamin's MOMMA!
Meanwhile...
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 11, 2010 18:45:08 GMT -5
Nexus are eating pie backstage when...
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 11, 2010 18:50:05 GMT -5
Darren Young suddenly proclaims that this pie sucks! He then looks to the chef, Michael Tarver, and throws an empty pie tin at him. Angrily pulling off his giant chef's hat, Tarver quickly comes face to face with Young. Before they can come to blows however...
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 11, 2010 18:50:45 GMT -5
In comes Cena who beats the crap out of Young and then...
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OB91
Team Rocket
Posts: 988
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Post by OB91 on Jul 11, 2010 19:04:28 GMT -5
Mel Gibson insults them both with racist comments forcing Tarver to pretty much kill him with the killshot...
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