Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Jul 12, 2010 8:14:46 GMT -5
"Now, first, we gonna learn a chop."
Cena does an open palm slap to a dummy. Security rushes in and takes Cena out of the arena for doing a banned move.
This begins a recurring segment throughout the night, "Cena Out of The Arena", featuring Cena trying foods in new restaurants and touring whatever town they're in.
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Post by Woooooolhouse! on Jul 12, 2010 8:59:27 GMT -5
Cena's first stop is a Subway. While trying a delicious cold-cut combo, he is knocked over by the Straight Edge Society, who are desperately looking for Jared!
But Jared's not there... a quick camera cut shows that Jared is currently in...
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Post by ohiofan1 on Jul 12, 2010 9:02:21 GMT -5
rehab because...
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 12, 2010 10:31:41 GMT -5
he got attacked by zombie darrell hammond!!!!!
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Post by Woooooolhouse! on Jul 12, 2010 13:05:14 GMT -5
An orderly at the rehab center sees Zombie Darrell Hammond attacking Jared and he screams, "OHMYGOD!!!" It's Joey Styles! He looks at the camera and explains that he's working at the rehab center to help pay for...
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 12, 2010 13:56:34 GMT -5
his own treatmnet at a mental facility after being assaulted by ECW's resident busty vampire, Ariel.
much to joey's dismay, however, ariel is there too, working as a ....
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Post by "The Bantam" Rob Boss on Jul 12, 2010 15:31:44 GMT -5
dog groomer for the McMahon family, and formerly for Al Snow and Chavo Guerrero.
Suddenly, Ariel, Joey, Zombie Darrell Hammond and Jared are acosted by....
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 12, 2010 15:34:40 GMT -5
batista, who hits on ariel, and triple h, who pedigrees everyone else. in response, vince mcmahon's head explodes again. commercial.
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Post by Capt. Internet Darling on Jul 12, 2010 15:36:02 GMT -5
The Safety Dance, which they see on a continently-placed TV.
This dance is too much to handle for Zombie Darell Hammond who begins to...
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Post by "The Bantam" Rob Boss on Jul 12, 2010 15:48:36 GMT -5
sing backwards the songs of
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Raging_Demons
Don Corleone
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars, No Handlebars, No Handlebars!
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Post by Raging_Demons on Jul 12, 2010 20:47:44 GMT -5
Randy Orton's theme "Voices"
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OB91
Team Rocket
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Post by OB91 on Jul 13, 2010 8:34:12 GMT -5
This causes Randy Orton to flip and go around... apologising to everyone he ever RKO'd.
He is about to finish saying sorry to Rey Mysterio when...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2010 9:15:46 GMT -5
...which is quickly cut by a segment called "The Santino Bunch".
It immediately causes Jerry Lawler to...
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 13, 2010 11:25:20 GMT -5
unmask and reveal himself as vince mcmahon. ands yes, his head explodes almost instantly.
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Raging_Demons
Don Corleone
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars, No Handlebars, No Handlebars!
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Post by Raging_Demons on Jul 13, 2010 18:13:19 GMT -5
The explosion shows us a view of Earth, then it pans out to see the universe in general & then the final shot is...
A bedroom where Adam West & Seth Macfarlane are about to go to bed in separate beds discussing whether WWE or TNA is the better national wrestling show.
When...
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 13, 2010 18:22:15 GMT -5
Jim Cornette pops out of their closet and begins yelling at them for not acknowledging ROH while wildly waving around a tennis racket. He then lunges out and starts to savagely whallop West and McFarlane with the item as we quickly cut to a technical difficulties screen for... some reason.
When we come back, Cornette is being arrested by none other than...
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OB91
Team Rocket
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Post by OB91 on Jul 13, 2010 18:25:00 GMT -5
The Shockmaster who bursts in and declares WCW the greatest show ever! He is subsequently laughed out of the building and he predictably trips himself up and lands in a dumpster outside which is then given the Attitude Adjustment by Cena and then the STFU.
Meanwhile backstage, Edge and Perry Saturn have fixed their PS2 and are playing TNA Impact again. Edge is playing as Christian Cage and Perry is playing as...
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 13, 2010 18:26:07 GMT -5
'ol pancake nips herself, Shelly Martinez. She is then RKOed by Orton, but her boobs cause she and Orton to bounce off the ground and into
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OB91
Team Rocket
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Post by OB91 on Jul 13, 2010 18:28:09 GMT -5
The PS2, breaking it.
Edge and Perry mercilessly beat Orton to a pulp and then walk off like nothing happened.
We then cut to...
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 13, 2010 18:31:16 GMT -5
Brutus the Barber Beefcake literally cutting up the screen with a giant pair of garden shears. This causes the screen to split in half somehow and something to emerge from this new incision. It appears to be...
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