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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 11, 2010 19:08:47 GMT -5
... Gibson regenerates and goes for Otunga. After killing Otunga, he finds Goldberg, Savage, Raven and Heyman backstage...
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jul 11, 2010 19:34:36 GMT -5
Dancing in Go Go dancer cages for the pleasure of...
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Post by Predator McBroski on Jul 11, 2010 20:25:58 GMT -5
No one.. theyre dancing plain sucks. gibson pulls of his mask and pedigrees everyone
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Wade Wilson
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 11, 2010 20:44:30 GMT -5
Suddenly, I walk into the thread/room via a handy temporal flux and begin cutting a promo on how none of this makes any sense. Everyone involved here is acting completely out of character and doing things that their respective characters wouldn't do. I then go further to say that everyone is coming off as a total fool and none of them will ever draw any money again. I chastise them as I say they should all be ashamed of themselves and that I hope that they are proud of their actions over the past few weeks.
I am then squashed by a falling...
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 11, 2010 21:06:11 GMT -5
lita and gus (me) strapped to an anvil. lita and i continue seriously making out during the commercial.
when raw returns, lita and i are gone and in the ring is....
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Raging_Demons
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Post by Raging_Demons on Jul 11, 2010 21:38:16 GMT -5
somehow turned into TNA's lost Impact 6-Sided Ring.
Vince McMahon comes out & declares that the 6-Sided Ring is the greatest thing created to man!
Which of course has his head exploded CGI style for the umpeenth time, but this time his empty head regenerates into...
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 11, 2010 21:42:07 GMT -5
zombie darrell hammond!!!! (again.)
before he can say anything, he is pedigreed by....
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Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
It was inevitable.
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 11, 2010 21:48:20 GMT -5
Charles Haas Helmsley!!!
Backstage, Santino Marella is playing DDR with...
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 11, 2010 21:55:10 GMT -5
jimmy fallon and new RAW GM....
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LuciCypher
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Post by LuciCypher on Jul 11, 2010 21:56:47 GMT -5
Santina, Santino Gets Frustrated He Keeps Losing To Santina And Looks For Another Person To Play With Him Who He Gets Is
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Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
It was inevitable.
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 11, 2010 22:00:00 GMT -5
Jimmy Kimmel. Fallon is angry and storms out. He is met in the hall by Craig Ferguson who takes him out with a LARIATOOOOO! Craig goes after Kimmel but is attacked from behind by Conan O'Brien. O'Brien beats the crap out of Craig Ferguson while Andy Richter, Max Weinberg, and Jimmy Vivino beat down Fallon and Kimmel. They leaves getaway car driven by La Bamba.
Commercial.
When we come back, RAW GM Santina is in the ring...
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 11, 2010 22:03:17 GMT -5
where "she" gets pedigreed by triple h, who removes his mask to reveal vince mcmahon, whose head explodes again. zombie darrell hammond then arrives, causing all the fans' heads to explode from the insanity.
the prominent tna superstar assigned to both cleanup and RAW GM is....
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MrBRulzOK
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Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 11, 2010 22:05:09 GMT -5
A triplet brother who Santino and Santina just found out about recently, Santini! Santini, basically Satino in all pink and a bad blonde wig, then skips out to the ring, giggling all the while. He then takes a microphone upon entering and declares that he has a crush on the manliest man in all of WWE. That being...
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Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
It was inevitable.
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 11, 2010 22:06:12 GMT -5
where "she" gets pedigreed by triple h, who removes his mask to reveal vince mcmahon, whose head explodes again. zombie darrell hammond then arrives, causing all the fans' heads to explode from the insanity. the prominent tna superstar assigned to both cleanup and RAW GM is.... Jay Lethal. OOH YEAH, DIG IT.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 11, 2010 22:09:04 GMT -5
the real triple h then pedigrees lethal and removes lethal's clothes, which he gives to kane. kane then....
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Raging_Demons
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Post by Raging_Demons on Jul 11, 2010 22:10:17 GMT -5
DDP declares that having a 6-sided ring isn't a bad thing, but a good thing.
DDP orders a match which Undertaker is in the ring right now drawing a pentagram. The RAW Stage rises to reveal Dethklok. Dethklok performs "Awaken" which arises a 20-foot ogre in the 6-Sided Ring.
Santini comes out, sees the ogre, and...
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Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
It was inevitable.
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 11, 2010 22:17:03 GMT -5
the real triple h then pedigrees lethal and removes lethal's clothes, which he gives to kane. kane then.... Puts Lethal's clothes on and says "OOOH YEAH! DIG IT!"
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 11, 2010 22:18:13 GMT -5
this causes lethal's head to explode.
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 12, 2010 6:17:50 GMT -5
After commercial, the Santino triplets are seen backstage stripping Vince for the lulz. All of a sudden...
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Post by OB91 on Jul 12, 2010 8:09:28 GMT -5
They hear fists being taped, causing everyone to flee the RAW Arena.
End of RAW
To start off the show, John Cena comes out to deliver a promo on technical wrestling.
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