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Post by Dr. Mantis Toboggan on Sept 12, 2010 0:29:12 GMT -5
You should have taken her to the home ware department and pushed her off a ladder. And right before you push her, say, "If wrestling's so fake, where do you learn to fall off a 20 foot ladder?!?", then push away.
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Post by wwebrandon2007 on Sept 12, 2010 0:46:09 GMT -5
Everytime someone says wrestling is fake my answer is AND I QUOTE "It's not fake its scripted, there a big difference. Are the soaps you watch real? Wrestling is no more fake than the tv shows and movies you pay to see. How about I put you into a sleeper hold and when you wake up you can tell me how fake it is."
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fw91
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Post by fw91 on Sept 12, 2010 1:02:17 GMT -5
she needs tos ee Ready To Rumble, because David Arquette set the line straight. "WRESTLING'S NOT FAAAAKEEEE!!!!!!"
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Post by Demented on Sept 12, 2010 1:09:21 GMT -5
I remember my mom telling me wrestling was fake. As a 10 year old kid at the time, my heart was crushed.
It's still real to me, dammit!
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Post by Alex Shelley on Sept 12, 2010 1:10:38 GMT -5
Was talking about that yesterday - I enjoy reacting as if my world is literally crumbling, and my values system along with it. Me too. I love making people think that they're more intelligent than me because they're in the know, and then, once they're really convinced that they've just shattered everything I stand for, I'll throw in, "Next you're going to tell me that House is fake, right? Don't tell me they faked House!"
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Post by saintpat on Sept 12, 2010 1:22:19 GMT -5
LEIK ZOMG RASSLIN IS TEH FAEKZ!!!1 Come on, you don't see random folks go up to some guy and say, "You know that 'Lost' is fake, right?" Lost is fake? Shouldn't you have put up a spoiler warning or something? I'm crushed.
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Post by Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal on Sept 12, 2010 1:50:07 GMT -5
I would've acted as though I was buying it for a younger sibling and said "When it's Christmas time, do you remind parents that Santa isn't real too?"
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Post by ac3sh1gh on Sept 12, 2010 2:23:18 GMT -5
My reply to that would be, "yet, it's still more legit than that shitty reality show you watched."
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Post by officedepot6905 on Sept 12, 2010 2:27:26 GMT -5
You're going about this the wrong way....
pull out your pecker (or vagina)
and say..."is this fake?"
sure it sorta doesn't make sense,but you will get a good laugh and thats what its all about
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Sept 12, 2010 2:46:08 GMT -5
Now adays, IO just take out my phone & say, "Ok, let me call one of my buddies who does that for a living & you can tell them that to their face."
Not as cool as your responses gang, but I just like showing off to them that I know people who do it.
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Post by WorkingInAColeMine on Sept 12, 2010 2:53:23 GMT -5
What are you going to tell me next, the Hills isn't real?
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Sept 12, 2010 2:55:57 GMT -5
Really? What's next? There's really not a Jurassic Park full of dinosaurs??? Or that we can't beat the crap out of people to the point where they explode into coins? Or that Blair Witch Project isn't a real documentary.
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Post by kamala on Sept 12, 2010 3:08:49 GMT -5
david shutz is cool might be a bit wrong to do that to the shop keeper
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Post by Jeremy on Sept 12, 2010 3:10:13 GMT -5
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Post by jamielowndes {N} on Sept 12, 2010 3:16:17 GMT -5
I'd probably look her square in the eye, with about 2 inches of space between us and say "You're fake."
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Post by kamala on Sept 12, 2010 3:19:35 GMT -5
excellent i like edge even more now
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Post by Capt. Internet Darling on Sept 12, 2010 5:01:10 GMT -5
I remember someone explaining how "Wrestling is fake y'know" is the biggest insult ever.
If you DON'T know it's fake, the person is trying to ruin it for you. If you DO know it's fake, the person is trying to make you out as an idiot for liking it.
Asshats.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Sept 12, 2010 5:09:25 GMT -5
I like-a that Edge video. Very much.
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Post by Ian Austin on Sept 12, 2010 5:10:10 GMT -5
Wait - it's fake?
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Sept 12, 2010 5:20:24 GMT -5
I find doing a Calculon style "NOOOOOOOO" usually makes them feel silly, followed by wiping a tear away & saying "Jeez, next you'll tell me Santa isn't real!"
I have a friend who was once told it by a store worker when he was looking at the DVD's so he calmly lay on the floor in the fetal position & started rocking & when asked anything said "Everything I know is a lie!" until the dude went away & he got up and walked out.
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