jamielowndes {N}
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Post by jamielowndes {N} on Sept 12, 2010 11:35:49 GMT -5
I dont get the whole "its fake" thing anyway. It's more real than any other scripted TV show out there, I mean imagine if a bunch of us Crappers bought distinctive WWE t-shirts and sat in the DVD section at Walmart, and everytime someone picked up a film, one of us just went to her and said "It's fake you know?"
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Post by Trent Valentine on Sept 12, 2010 12:03:23 GMT -5
Wrestling is Fake?!
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Snowman
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Post by Snowman on Sept 12, 2010 12:03:35 GMT -5
You should have said in reply
"bodies have been bruised, how do you learn how to fall off a 20 foot ladder, he may have been broken in half, i thought shane would have been knocked out, dislocated my right shoulder, i think i broke my tailbone, necks broken, i ruptured a disk which fragmented my spinal column, careers ended in an instant. Yes this is entertainment but the hazards are real, hows he even able to stand, Trainers, EMTs, Referees down, No matter who you are no matter what you do. PLEASE, don't try this at home!!!!"
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Post by Trent Valentine on Sept 12, 2010 12:04:14 GMT -5
she needs tos ee Ready To Rumble, because David Arquette set the line straight. "WRESTLING'S NOT FAAAAKEEEE!!!!!!" You have problems wrestling your wee wee out of your trousers when you take a leak!
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Raging_Demons
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Post by Raging_Demons on Sept 12, 2010 12:10:39 GMT -5
I remember somebody telling me that "Wrestling is Fake" once. I basically said "Well D'uh!"
My logic to him was him saying that "Wrestling is Fake" is equivalent to "Dunder-Mifflin" existing, there was an airplane crash of Oceanic Air Flight 816 that really happened, there are people in Ney York named Ross & Rachel, & so on...
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Post by joey joe joe junior shabadoo on Sept 12, 2010 12:21:47 GMT -5
If it's fake, then how does Undertaker keep coming back from the dead, huh? HUH??? I think this would be the best response, I'm definitely saying this to the next person who tells me wrestling is fake!
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Sept 12, 2010 12:46:13 GMT -5
Jeez, next thing you know someone is going to tell us that House isn't a real Doctor!
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Post by punksdisciple on Sept 12, 2010 12:46:59 GMT -5
Wait, it's fake?
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Snowman
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Post by Snowman on Sept 12, 2010 12:50:21 GMT -5
Jeez, next thing you know someone is going to tell us that House isn't a real Doctor! Yeah, at least wrestling has a REAL AMERICAN!
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Sept 12, 2010 12:51:45 GMT -5
A friend of mine went on the "other"anti-wrestling spiel, you know the one.........
"Why would I want to watch a bunch of roided-up, half naked dudes pretending to fight. It's kinda gay"......
Then later that same day,he was watching the movie "300"........which is little more than a bunch of roided up, half naked dudes pretending to fight. I couldn't resist pointing this out.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Sept 12, 2010 12:56:44 GMT -5
Jeez, next thing you know someone is going to tell us that House isn't a real Doctor! He's not? *cancels appointment*
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Sept 12, 2010 13:09:04 GMT -5
WHEW! That's a relief. When I read the thread title, I thought something had happened to the WWE Universe.
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Thrillho
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Post by Thrillho on Sept 12, 2010 13:45:31 GMT -5
I once got the "You know it's fake" spiel from a woman in Zavvi.
Her manager didn't appreciate the fact that...
A. She lost a customer B. Said customer offered to pay her in fake money C. While she was getting her manager, the customer struck up conversations with other customers about how much their choices in video games sucked. D. He then went and pointed out that none of the kids buying Gears of Duty: ODST behind him in the line could possibly be 15/18. Losing them more customers.
I wasn't in a good mood that day. It was 9am and I had just finished a 11 hour shift. You really shouldn't f*** with customers when your company is already going under and there's an HMV next door. (Zavvi went into liquidation a month later. On Christmas Eve, no less)
I tend to go Super-villainy with my revenge plots against people that piss me off. Yes, I killed Zavvi.
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Sept 12, 2010 14:00:29 GMT -5
thank god it wasn't a transformer then .....
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Post by Haulk on Sept 12, 2010 14:02:05 GMT -5
Its no less fake than Lost,CSI,Burn Notice or Nascar.
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Post by Caglar13 on Sept 12, 2010 14:20:52 GMT -5
My response would have been I have a degree you work at Target then walk away. Yeah its a jerk move but hey let her know her place. Are you one of those people with a degree, but no job or a job that has nothing to do with the degree? You're my favorite poster now. Anyway, I've never gotten the "it's fake" spiel but if I did I'm sure I would ask them what their favorite show was then proceed to tell them it was fake. Either that or pretend that it crushed me and begin crying like that Dawson picture in a previous post.
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Post by 543Y2J on Sept 12, 2010 15:44:06 GMT -5
Isnt there another Edge video where he responds to a caller on some show comparing an Undertaker storyline to Star Wars? Found it pretty epic as he totally owned the caller with something as universally loved such as Star Wars. Edge always seems to be a good voice for the industry when needs be
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Sept 12, 2010 15:52:16 GMT -5
Old lady: "You know this is fake, right?" Me: Then I proceed to F5 her into the greeting card section.
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zeez
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Post by zeez on Sept 12, 2010 17:19:13 GMT -5
That's okay. I've still got the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny to believe in because I know they're not fake, right?
...right?
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Sept 12, 2010 20:33:30 GMT -5
FEMALE STORE CLERK: "You know this stuff is fake right? This wrestling stuff."
TV'S JED: *Points to her boobs.* "So are those."
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