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Post by Beets by Schrute on Sept 12, 2010 21:01:22 GMT -5
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Post by Lazy peon on Sept 12, 2010 21:02:27 GMT -5
What do you mean it ain't real?
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Post by MichaelMartini on Sept 13, 2010 5:30:04 GMT -5
People thinking they're clever for pointing out wrestling fake is a perfect example of irony.
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Post by OB91 on Sept 13, 2010 5:56:01 GMT -5
I once got the "You know it's fake" spiel from a woman in Zavvi. Her manager didn't appreciate the fact that... A. She lost a customer B. Said customer offered to pay her in fake money C. While she was getting her manager, the customer struck up conversations with other customers about how much their choices in video games sucked. D. He then went and pointed out that none of the kids buying Gears of Duty: ODST behind him in the line could possibly be 15/18. Losing them more customers. I wasn't in a good mood that day. It was 9am and I had just finished a 11 hour shift. You really shouldn't f*** with customers when your company is already going under and there's an HMV next door. (Zavvi went into liquidation a month later. On Christmas Eve, no less) I tend to go Super-villainy with my revenge plots against people that piss me off. Yes, I killed Zavvi. Eh, don't miss it.
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Post by undertakerfan4life on Sept 13, 2010 6:52:33 GMT -5
FAKE!
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Post by generationxero on Sept 13, 2010 8:36:57 GMT -5
"Pro Wrestling Is Real...People Are Fake!"
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Post by Junkenstein on Sept 13, 2010 8:38:18 GMT -5
I once got the "You know it's fake" spiel from a woman in Zavvi. Her manager didn't appreciate the fact that... A. She lost a customer B. Said customer offered to pay her in fake money C. While she was getting her manager, the customer struck up conversations with other customers about how much their choices in video games sucked. D. He then went and pointed out that none of the kids buying Gears of Duty: ODST behind him in the line could possibly be 15/18. Losing them more customers. I wasn't in a good mood that day. It was 9am and I had just finished a 11 hour shift. You really shouldn't f*** with customers when your company is already going under and there's an HMV next door. (Zavvi went into liquidation a month later. On Christmas Eve, no less) I tend to go Super-villainy with my revenge plots against people that piss me off. Yes, I killed Zavvi. Really you did us all a favour. Zavvi was f***ing rubbish.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Sept 13, 2010 8:42:56 GMT -5
Someone should tell Mr.Anderson this cause he would be devastated
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Sept 13, 2010 8:55:42 GMT -5
FEMALE STORE CLERK: "You know this stuff is fake right? This wrestling stuff." TV'S JED: *Points to her boobs.* "So are those." I'm using that from now on.
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Post by Woooooolhouse! on Sept 13, 2010 8:58:03 GMT -5
That's why I watch Lucha Libra from Mexico. You know down there it's a "Real" sport.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Sept 13, 2010 9:12:05 GMT -5
That's why I watch Lucha Libra from Mexico. You know down there it's a "Real" sport. Your sig just reminded me of this Futurama quote: "Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2010 9:40:08 GMT -5
My girlfriend's nephew (he's like 10 I think) found out I liked wrestling and he actually busted out the "y'know its fake right?"
Now, I'm 27 years old and this 10 year old kid was school me on what's real.
I just had to laugh at the kid and go "Of course its fake man, if it were real I don't think I'd watch it."
Serioulsy though - if wrestling were real, I'm pretty sure it'd be illegal in the US.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Sept 13, 2010 9:49:11 GMT -5
My girlfriend's nephew (he's like 10 I think) found out I liked wrestling and he actually busted out the "y'know its fake right?" Now, I'm 27 years old and this 10 year old kid was school me on what's real. I just had to laugh at the kid and go "Of course its fake man, if it were real I don't think I'd watch it." Serioulsy though - if wrestling were real, I'm pretty sure it'd be illegal in the US. And boring as hell. It's part of the reason I could never get into UFC. A 15-minute, back-and-forth TV main event is much more entertaining to me than two guys grappling for position to possibly win by judges decision after x-amount of rounds. That's not a knock on UFC/MMA fans; it's just my personal take.
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