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Post by Irish Nightmare on Feb 9, 2011 12:50:44 GMT -5
Holy Crap, did my birthday come early? All I have to do to win a fabulous cash prize is toss some hosers over the top rope? Easiest money win ever...... Oh crap, I just noticed that Ryan is in there.
Sorry buddy, no hard feelings, but that cash prize is coming home to Yellow Knife's Favorite Son & the Pride of Canada. But...but...but...but I need that money, Johnny! Didn't you hear what happened earlier? I got fined! And I got threatened with more fines! TERRIFYING, BONE-CHILLING FINES!*Blood puts on a show of mock-crying before he cracks up* Nah, Blood & Stone--the WWCF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!--aren't gonna be reduced to feuding and breaking up over this cash prize. Sorry to disappoint you, WWCF Galaxy!
More money would be nice, though, so here's what I'm thinking, Johnny. You know, and I know, that we've been unstoppable as a team since we got here, except for a single cheap one in a million fluke rollup victory by Jonathan Michaels. Other teams or stables in other battle royals--rumbles, chambers, what have you--have started out working together and then stupidly turned on one another in the middle of the match before they're the only ones left.
I propose a shocking, groundbreaking, revolutionary strategy: let's work together until we've eliminated X, Richlen, Descent, Cageking, General...uh, Sparks I think...whoever else is in it, I didn't really pay close attention. Anyway, we toss those nine schmucks over the top rope, and then we magnanimously treat the WWCF Galaxy to something they really don't deserve: a five star classic between Ryan Blood and Johnny Stone, two of the four greatest wrestlers in this company today, for the jackpot. Aleistor: My dear delusional boy. Do you not understand the implications of pain and suffering you endure when Descent has gotten ahold of you. My son, I would tread carefully on the words that I choose for Descent is not a forgiving person. Are you seriously making a statement that you and that other "shmuck" as you so eloquently stated could take on Descent let alone the rest of the men in the ring on your own? I dare say you are living in a dream state, my unfortunate son.Descent: Your match strategies are amateur at best. The victims of war are those who are ill prepared. The true victors are the ones who exploit and destroy those who are inexperienced yet puffed up by pride. I plan on bringing pain and suffering the likes you have never seen. This coming show, I promise you and especially Richlen that my extent of fury will bring the fires of hell right into your heart.
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Post by "The Natural" Jeremy Grave on Feb 9, 2011 12:55:37 GMT -5
Don't forget, Descent, I still owe you for taking me out in the Gumball match.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2011 15:09:45 GMT -5
But...but...but...but I need that money, Johnny! Didn't you hear what happened earlier? I got fined! And I got threatened with more fines! TERRIFYING, BONE-CHILLING FINES!*Blood puts on a show of mock-crying before he cracks up* Nah, Blood & Stone--the WWCF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!--aren't gonna be reduced to feuding and breaking up over this cash prize. Sorry to disappoint you, WWCF Galaxy!
More money would be nice, though, so here's what I'm thinking, Johnny. You know, and I know, that we've been unstoppable as a team since we got here, except for a single cheap one in a million fluke rollup victory by Jonathan Michaels. Other teams or stables in other battle royals--rumbles, chambers, what have you--have started out working together and then stupidly turned on one another in the middle of the match before they're the only ones left.
I propose a shocking, groundbreaking, revolutionary strategy: let's work together until we've eliminated X, Richlen, Descent, Cageking, General...uh, Sparks I think...whoever else is in it, I didn't really pay close attention. Anyway, we toss those nine schmucks over the top rope, and then we magnanimously treat the WWCF Galaxy to something they really don't deserve: a five star classic between Ryan Blood and Johnny Stone, two of the four greatest wrestlers in this company today, for the jackpot. Fair deal. No matter what, at least the cash prize goes to the Pantheon, instead to some underserving dingus. Wait, so even though you guys couldn't beat Johnathen Michaels in a Handicap Match while I beat him fair and square in a One on One match.....You expect me to believe that one of you 2 could possibly toss me over? You guys have everyone against you, and I can almost Guarentee that they will all be coming for you. Come the end of the day, Neither of you will have the Power.....consider this a little preview of WarGames
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 9, 2011 15:14:16 GMT -5
Wait, so even though you guys couldn't beat Johnathen Michaels in a Handicap Match while I beat him fair and square in a One on One match.....You expect me to believe that one of you 2 could possibly toss me over? You guys have everyone against you, and I can almost Guarentee that they will all be coming for you. Come the end of the day, Neither of you will have the Power.....consider this a little preview of WarGames Don't worry, Ryan, I speak Jive. I can interpet what this gutter trash said to us.
*Ahem*
Yo yo yo, mah n****s, you think you two are street tough, holmes? Man, I've been poppin fools since grade school, when not working at Wal-Mart! I'm gonna get mah bling-bling, fo sure homeboys.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2011 15:17:27 GMT -5
Wait, so even though you guys couldn't beat Johnathen Michaels in a Handicap Match while I beat him fair and square in a One on One match.....You expect me to believe that one of you 2 could possibly toss me over? You guys have everyone against you, and I can almost Guarentee that they will all be coming for you. Come the end of the day, Neither of you will have the Power.....consider this a little preview of WarGames Don't worry, Ryan, I speak Jive. I can interpet what this gutter trash said to us.
*Ahem*
Yo yo yo, mah n****s, you think you two are street tough, holmes? Man, I've been poppin fools since grade school, when not working at Wal-Mart! I'm gonna get mah bling-bling, fo sure homeboys. Don't worry guys, I speak Redneck*A-Hem* Howdy Ya'll, I'm gonna sit back and make fun of this here City Boy while I play the Banjo for my lovely husband....Don't tell anybody tho, we be in the trailer park closet
Yall come Back Now, Ya Hear?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 9, 2011 15:20:28 GMT -5
Once more:
"Oh man homeboys, I toally forgot MC Stone is from Canada, especially Northern Canada where is there is little sun, and ain't even from the U.S. of A, especially the Deep South! Man, if I ain't wasn't robin' liquor stores instead of studing and shit, I'd totally know that, Word Life!"
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Feb 9, 2011 15:26:11 GMT -5
But...but...but...but I need that money, Johnny! Didn't you hear what happened earlier? I got fined! And I got threatened with more fines! TERRIFYING, BONE-CHILLING FINES!*Blood puts on a show of mock-crying before he cracks up* Nah, Blood & Stone--the WWCF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!--aren't gonna be reduced to feuding and breaking up over this cash prize. Sorry to disappoint you, WWCF Galaxy!
More money would be nice, though, so here's what I'm thinking, Johnny. You know, and I know, that we've been unstoppable as a team since we got here, except for a single cheap one in a million fluke rollup victory by Jonathan Michaels. Other teams or stables in other battle royals--rumbles, chambers, what have you--have started out working together and then stupidly turned on one another in the middle of the match before they're the only ones left.
I propose a shocking, groundbreaking, revolutionary strategy: let's work together until we've eliminated X, Richlen, Descent, Cageking, General...uh, Sparks I think...whoever else is in it, I didn't really pay close attention. Anyway, we toss those nine schmucks over the top rope, and then we magnanimously treat the WWCF Galaxy to something they really don't deserve: a five star classic between Ryan Blood and Johnny Stone, two of the four greatest wrestlers in this company today, for the jackpot. Aleistor: My dear delusional boy. Do you not understand the implications of pain and suffering you endure when Descent has gotten ahold of you. My son, I would tread carefully on the words that I choose for Descent is not a forgiving person. Are you seriously making a statement that you and that other "shmuck" as you so eloquently stated could take on Descent let alone the rest of the men in the ring on your own? I dare say you are living in a dream state, my unfortunate son.Descent: Your match strategies are amateur at best. The victims of war are those who are ill prepared. The true victors are the ones who exploit and destroy those who are inexperienced yet puffed up by pride. I plan on bringing pain and suffering the likes you have never seen. This coming show, I promise you and especially Richlen that my extent of fury will bring the fires of hell right into your heart. Ahhahahahahaha.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I'm getting used, quite honestly, to hearing Descent make threats to me, but Ryan Blood, you and the Pantheon have ZERO idea what I'm REALLY capable of. So after I kick you, Stone, AND Descent out of the ring, the next week, I'm challenging you, one on one, as a little preview of what I'm hearing through the grapevine for WarGames.
Oh, and Descent, you may have gotten me last time, but get in a ring with me and nine other guys and see what happens.
Methinks after I win, I might take Shaelin Marie somewhere nice for dinner. I haven't done that in a while, and Chinese buffet only can be on the menu so many times before a woman starts begging for something else.
Oh, and Stone? Stop trying to sound "gansta." You sound ridiculous.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 9, 2011 15:55:39 GMT -5
Wow, we sure are popular all of a sudden, aren't we Johnny?
Cageking, today I feel like focusing on the positive. I don't know why, I'm just strangely in that kind of mood for some reason! So here's what's more important than Jono beating us: me and Stone spent almost that entire Pick Your Poison handicap match--which you set up--kicking his ass. And we started kicking his ass again after the match ended, softening him up for you so you could later brag about beating him singlehanded. You're welcome.
And our record against Michaels when he had a partner backing him up is 2-0. Like I said recently, the list of people we've beat as a team reads like a who's who of the WWCF: Jackson, Naitch, Evil M twice, Jazzman twice, Michaels twice, Metal, Square, the current #1 contender for the Championship of Honor, the current #1 contender for the Hardcore Championship, and let's not forget count friggin' DRACULA! You ask any of those guys whether a match against Blood & Stone is a walk in the park and see what they say.
You may hope it'll be nine on two in there, but I doubt it. Descent, for example, might not like being lumped in with all the other guys we plan on helping to the floor, but his real fight's with Richlen and vice versa. Those two aren't gonna put aside their differences and work together unless they get really desperate. Or let's take the General of the Monkey Army. He wants to prove something against Super Masked Hero X, so that's who he's gonna single out. Face it, Cageking, there's too many conflicting personalities in that ring for you to all get on the same page. I can see you forming an alliance with one of the guys in there, maybe two, but all other eight? Not a chance.
And Stryker. I have a feeling what you might have been thinking when I brought up our past victories to Cageking. You were probably thinking I was echoing what you said, right? "You wanna know how tough an opponent I/we am/are, ask these people," that kind of thing, right?
Okay, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. You probably aren't a guaranteed squash. And you can brag about being a three time tag team champion, but as Johnny pointed out when citing Seth's record, the real measure of a champion is successful title defenses. Blood and Stone have four of them in a row--five if you count a triple threat as two defenses--and counting to your...uh, let me check...
*Blood turns to a nearby laptop and engages in some rapidfire typing that's clearly just for show before turning back to the camera*
Okay, I've done the research, I've crunched the numbers, and the total number of successful title defenses racked up by future first ballot hall of famer StrykerDarkSilence accumulates to a grand total of....drumroll please...
*Blood clicks the mouse and a sound file of a drumroll plays, and finally ends a crash of cymbals...*
ZERO! ZILCHO! NADA! A BIG FAT ROUND OOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CONGRATULATIONS STRYKERDARKSILENCE SIR, FOR YOU ARE INDEED A FORCE WHEN IT COMES TO TAG TEAM WRESTLING!
*Blood snickers*
Okay, fine, I guess you've got a point. It wouldn't be a good idea for you to ask anybody to book Stryker & friend vs. Blood & Stone, because even if you beat us we'd just win 'em back when we exercised our rematch clause, and then we'd be 66.6% of the way to getting where you are, because we could then brag about being TWO-TIME WWCF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! So as somebody who measures success in terms of how many times you've lost what you gained instead of total number of days holding the belts, you probably think you'd be helping us become more prestigious.
Now, you've put The Pantheon in an interesting position. You say that you'll face any of us one on one and you'll strike us out--oh, I see, it's like you're talking about being struck out in baseball, and your name is a misspelling of "striker", which is like a baseball pitcher striking people out. Clever, man, clever--and while that might not be literally true, you might pin us or something. That would be bad.
But you also a similar argument to one I used against Seth Drakin; we both said to the other guy, more or less, that when they don't fight fair, they really aren't proving anything. Well, who am I to argue with myself? That's a good point. Beating up your enemies by using the numbers game is good...but proving to your enemies that you don't actually need those reinforcements, that you're perfectly capable of kicking their ass from pillar to post to concession stand to parking lot to the third stoplight east of the arena when the numbers are even? That's even better.
So here's my idea, which you're hearing at the same time as Johnny is, at the same time that Colt is, at the same time that Lodi is: we'll face you one on one, AND you'll wind up facing the entire Pantheon if that's what it finally takes. (Although it probably won't.)
I'm talking about a gauntlet match.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 9, 2011 15:58:56 GMT -5
Aleistor: My dear delusional boy. Do you not understand the implications of pain and suffering you endure when Descent has gotten ahold of you. My son, I would tread carefully on the words that I choose for Descent is not a forgiving person. Are you seriously making a statement that you and that other "shmuck" as you so eloquently stated could take on Descent let alone the rest of the men in the ring on your own? I dare say you are living in a dream state, my unfortunate son.Descent: Your match strategies are amateur at best. The victims of war are those who are ill prepared. The true victors are the ones who exploit and destroy those who are inexperienced yet puffed up by pride. I plan on bringing pain and suffering the likes you have never seen. This coming show, I promise you and especially Richlen that my extent of fury will bring the fires of hell right into your heart. Ahhahahahahaha.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I'm getting used, quite honestly, to hearing Descent make threats to me, but Ryan Blood, you and the Pantheon have ZERO idea what I'm REALLY capable of. So after I kick you, Stone, AND Descent out of the ring, the next week, I'm challenging you, one on one, as a little preview of what I'm hearing through the grapevine for WarGames. Amazingly, I'm all talked out! So all I'm gonna say is: I accept.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 9, 2011 17:15:16 GMT -5
*Tyfo is waiting by the back door of the arena pacing back and forth* *someone knocks and slips something under the door* Tyfo: "Finally!"*Tyfo picks it up and reads it* Tyfo: "Dear Tyfo and my legions of adoring fans. I know you have all been greatly concerned for my well being and whereabouts. Have no fear, I have been accepted to an elite astronaut camp and am preparing to live my other dream of exploring space. I'm learning a lot and getting closer and closer to the ultimate goal. One day, I will be the first Manager of Champions to walk on the moon! But don't worry, I'll see you all again one day. Love, The Sam."
Wow, that's beautiful! I'm sure I speak for everyone when I wish Cadet Sam the best of luck!
As for me, I'm biding my time, I'm a patient person. I don't forget what's happened in the past. I keep it fresh in my mind, I keep people fresh in my mind.
I know where I'm supposed to be, and I know where I WILL be. Soon enough, you'll all realize it too.
As for right now, it's War Games time again. I know teams are being formed and of course members are being scouted. The usual for this time of year. Just so no one forgets....War Games MVP wasn't just a cleverly marketed nickname to make me money and sell more t-shirts. Sure, it did that too. But it was also a fact!*From the Boiler Room* So Tyfo, it's you and me, BRB, going one on one, for number one. We have a rich history together, what with Corporate and the Family, yet we've never really squared off, have we?
This Monday, it's gonna be you, the Pain Train, who will soon take on me, the hottest, most shocking, star in the WWCF Galaxy, for a number one contender's spot.BRB puts on the Storm Maestro mask[glow=yellow,2,300]You held the gold and you lost it. I held two belts at once, and one of them I took from the man who holds the big one now. Three times will be a charm, and unfortunately for you, Pain Train, lightning will strike once, twice, three times and take you off the rails![/glow]
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Feb 9, 2011 17:16:37 GMT -5
A gauntlet match? This should be the moment where I play the intelligence card and walk away...
But I'm feeling cocky, you got your match, Bitches
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Feb 9, 2011 17:50:50 GMT -5
*oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Yesssssssssssssssssss*
Whitey, Whitey, Whitey, Whitey, Whitey................... The Billion Dollar Man............
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Post by Topher is Human on Feb 9, 2011 17:52:44 GMT -5
A SEALED FATE by Colt
Two weeks ago, the White Knight was mere moments from rescuing the WWCF Championship, bringing it to the Pantheon and ending this so called Era of Attitude... the match was drawing to a close, the stars had lined up in my favour... fate was on my side. But because of illegal interference... it was not to be and I was robbed!
And your hero Jackson had no problem with cheaply taking the assist and pouncing with his finisher right sway and stealing... STEALING the win. Some hero... it was because of those actions that the Pantheon got what he deserved.
Then I make a fair and open challenge for a steel cage match, so no one can interfere, not even the Youngbloods of Pantheon... fair... he accepts no problem and I was happy to leave it there but if course your hero couldn't leave well enough alone. So we had to remind exactly who the Pantheon are!
You will rue the day you chose your fate, Dynasty... because you will not walk away from the Pantheon. Your fate is sealed and the few chapters of your career shall be your last.
Your story could've ended differently if only you had listened to the fates. When we're done with you, you could only wish you were Hideo Nakatomi, Jazzman or Viva...
See you in the cage, if you can even make it that far...
And there is your story on page one...
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Post by Irish Nightmare on Feb 9, 2011 18:38:13 GMT -5
Don't forget, Descent, I still owe you for taking me out in the Gumball match. Aleistor: Mr. Grave... I feel that Descent has no time for someone of your low level of existence. Pray that you don't get worse than what Descent already gave to you, my son.
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Post by littlenaitch on Feb 9, 2011 19:15:37 GMT -5
Well Ryan, how did it feel to tap out? I will give you credit as you kept it between you and me and i was the better man this time and boy does it feel GREAT!!!
I mean, I haven't had that big of a win in quite awhile and making you tap was the icing on the cake. Now of course I know that beating you in a singles match doesn't really mean a win against you and Johnny in a tag team match but I have a good feeling that me and a partner of my choice could beat you two for the gold but that isn't in the cards yet.
You know Johnny I guess you don't know much about the history of this company as I would NEVER team up with Stryker! Let me give you a history lesson here Ryan, it was Stryker who cost me the World Heavyweight Championship as he gave me a concussion which Seth capitalized on a few weeks later to end my reign as World Champion. So you see Ryan, there is no way I would ever team with Stryker and honestly, when you and the rest of the Pantheon take on Stryker in that guantlet match, I hope you guys destroy him and get rid of him again.
I am so glad Ryan that you apart of War Games because inside of that steel cage I am going to hurt you so bad that you will be spending at least two weeks in the hospital and if you don't believe me then I guess you wont know what hit you.
But before we can even get to War Games, we have a huge battle royal to participate in with the winner getting some prize money to take home. Now I have made quite a bit of money during my career here but winning some in a battle royal at your expense Ryan would be so nice. You and Johnny can talk all you want about how you two are going to eliminate everyone in this match and then split the money which is all fine and dandy but the one problem is that the rest of us, will all team up and eliminate you two as quickly as we can.
I am sure that you wont believe me about that which is fine but don't forget Ryan that you didn't think I could beat you and look what happened.
Yes I know I am spending way too much time just focusing on Blood and Stone but I am not looking past the other eight men that are in this match. Nothing is going to stop me from throwing out ten other men in this battle royal and walking out with a nice little cash prize and I am going to continue my winning ways that I just started!!!
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Feb 9, 2011 19:40:24 GMT -5
Oooooh oooooh! Oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh! Looks like I touched some nerves on NiteRaw! Square, buddy! Naitch me ol' mucker! Surely we can let bygones be bygones, bury the hatchet, stop crying about spilt milk and a bunch of other platitudes?
Oh no, wait...we can't, because you know better than anybody what I'm capable of, and that there isn't much trusting to be done!
You see, lads of the all powerful, all seeing, all knowing Pantheon, this is what I do. There is a reason none of these guys want to face me, and that's because they know me. They know I shorten careers. I ruin chances. I spit right in the path of a big break.
Ryan My Dear, you point out losses in my statistics...that means squat to me. Nothing, nada, zero. I could lose every match from now until the end of time. My first match since my return is going to be taking on 4 guys in a row! The odds are against me, and I don't care because getting the 'W' isn't as important as showing what I am about.
These guys don't want to step in the ring with me because they're bitter. They're bitter that when they lift a weight, when they climb up off the mat, it's just that little bit more difficult because they took me on. I hurt people legally and I do it damn well.
So pin me to the mat, all 4 of you schmucks. But get ready for the morning after. Get the massuer on standby, book the doctors' appointment all ready and buy a blender so you don't have to chew your food, because you can pin me, but you don't beat me. I will climb up again and again.
And the next time you step in the ring, whether you're defending your belts, or your honour, you'll know why I'm feared.
A strike isn't from a baseball where I come from, it's from a fist.
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Post by General Adam on Feb 9, 2011 19:48:33 GMT -5
*Is still in the locker room with the chain around his neck.*
*The General looks at the clock on the wall.*
Hey Superhero! Are ya going to challenge me to a dog collar match or not? I can't wait here forever! I got crap to do! And furthermore I....
*The General stands up and slowly exits the room*
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Post by littlenaitch on Feb 9, 2011 19:52:03 GMT -5
Hey Stryker, I never said that I wouldn't step in the ring with you to face you, I just said I would never team with you. I am not and never have been afraid of you pal and don't you think that I wouldn't love to get my hands on you? Don't get confused on the things I say Stryker.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 9, 2011 20:06:28 GMT -5
Something I can't help but notice: all these guys you claim are scared to death of you, all these guys you claim have had years taken off of their careers because of what you did to them? They're all still around. For all the effort you put into hurting them, to inflicting as much punishment as possible, you haven't actually ended anybody's career.
So I'm not impressed. What that says to me is that whether you're trying to win a match or whether you just say "f*** it, I'm gonna get DQ'd just so I can hurt this guy as much as possible", you simply can't get the job done. Nobody you knock down stays down.
We in the Pantheon don't expect you to stay down. We're pretty sure you'll get back up on that horse, maybe challenge us again. And that'll be fine with us, because it'll mean we'll get to tear you apart all over again.
Know what I think, Stryker? I think that all this constant pain you say prior opponents live in every day is you projecting. You're the one living in pain because of what they've all done to you. And since you crossed my friend Colt, I'll be happy to add my own brand of lifelong agony to the mixture currently plaguing you.
Now Naitch, you want to know how it felt to tap out? What are you asking me for? You've lost by submission before, so you should know.
Fact is that you had a good night in the middle of a string of real bad ones. You were just a little bit quicker than me this time, and you got me in a position where I had two choices: either tap and stay healthy to fight you again another day, or refuse to tap and wind up on the shelf. Tapping out was the less painful choice, but it was also the smart choice. Because now, instead of walking around on crutches like Viva--who's now the poster boy for what happens when you never give up under any circumstances--I get to face you again in a week's time and get some payback.
And I don't mind telling you that I'm looking forward to it.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Feb 10, 2011 0:36:04 GMT -5
((OOC: Changing Color of my Text to Orange, Yellow=Mad Man, Red=DPM, ergo Orange= Mad Pirate))
MPM:Way hey and up she rises.......
Chubbs: Way hey and up she rises......
Styrkas: Vey Hey und Up she-a reeses
All: Ear-Lie in the Mornin!
MPM: Well All.....I was just having a bit of a singalong with the Crew....and It seems Mr Chubbs has brought it to my attention a rather peculiar book.....Says he found it while he was cleanin' out my quarters.....
It had some odd Smiling Face carved inta the cover, and on the inside was.....
Chubbs: Words Cap'n?
MPM: COURSE IT'S WORDS YE GREAT NINNYHAMMER! It's a damn book! *Ahem* Anyways....It's got words....but they ain't reggaler words......it's got words like *Sounding it out* Nee-yar-low-thep and Cuh-thule-you.....and pictures of odd squiddy things.....
Here's the odd thing though.....It talks to me.....SCREAMS AT ME......but The Crew....they don't hear it. They say i'm going mad......I remember when I WAS a "Mad Man"......Perhaps it's time for me to turn back to the Way of Madness.....combine it with the Pirate Code......
Yessssssss.........I....Dread......no.....MAD Pirate Mulligan shall do what I could never do as The Mad Man nor the Dread Pirate....
Evil M? Do you walk the Way of Madness? Do you seek shelter in the cold sterility of sanity? Madness is My Gift I give to you......Arrrrr Ye Prepared?
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