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Post by Tyfo on Feb 10, 2011 13:35:33 GMT -5
Ah, the Boiler Room Brawler, my old buddy. We've been through a lot together here. Now, for the first time, we meet one on one.
Hey, I have no problems with you, never have. But considering there's a title opportunity on the line, I'll have no second thoughts about beating you.
You see what people are soon going to realize is that the Pain Train has awoken. The Pain Train has opened his eyes and the fire has been lit. A lot of people are going to be sorry and a lot of retribution will be dished out.
BRB, this week I'll do what has to be done. But hey, no hard feelings.
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littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on Feb 10, 2011 14:35:56 GMT -5
I'm glad that Ryan is looking forward to this battle royal because honestly I am too. I am going to do whatever I can to make sure that neither you Ryan or your buddy johnny win this thing and I am pretty sure that I wont be the only one gunning for you two.
Our match Ryan a couple nights ago was very brutal and I am also glad that you mad ethe right choice in taping out because the next time we face off in a non battle royal, I will break your leg!!!
Just to let you know, I am not getting over cocky after beating you. That match coould have gone either way but I showed everyone in the back that I am still a threat around here and that this former World Heavyweight Champion is far, far from done.
Now that win over Ryan was just the start of many more wins as my journey back to the World Heavyweight Championship gets back on track.
I am going to win this battle royal on Monday night and take home a nice cash prize but if I am able to eliminate either Blood, Stone or maybe even both, to me, that's even bigger than winning the cash prize. I'm not saying that I would be satisfied if I didn't win the battle royal if I just eliminate the tag champs, but that would really get into the Pantheon's heads and maybe make them realize that I am a bigger threat to them then they really think.
The other eight men in this match better watch out because I am going to be going full steam in this battle royal and nothing is going to stop me from winning!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2011 16:49:21 GMT -5
*The Camera starts rolling and a man in a hoodie walks into frame
He has a Colt Revolver, a sign for Lodi, a pint of Blood, and a Stone and throws them into a grave
He begins to shovel dirt onto the grave as the song "God's Gonna Cut You Down" begins to play
He walks off as the camera goes to a close-up of the headstone seeing it reads the following.
Stranger Number
II/XIV/XI
The feed cuts"
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Feb 10, 2011 17:03:03 GMT -5
*The Camera starts rolling and a man in a hoodie walks into frame He has a Colt Revolver, a sign for Lodi, a pint of Blood, and a Stone and throws them into a grave He begins to shovel dirt onto the grave as the song "God's Gonna Cut You Down" begins to play He walks off as the camera goes to a close-up of the headstone seeing it reads the following. Stranger Number II/XIV/XI The feed cuts" Hey, Pantheon, looks like you guys have more than just Jackson, Square, Mulligan, Drakin, and yours truly to deal with.
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Post by "The Natural" Jeremy Grave on Feb 10, 2011 17:10:54 GMT -5
*The Camera starts rolling and a man in a hoodie walks into frame He has a Colt Revolver, a sign for Lodi, a pint of Blood, and a Stone and throws them into a graveHe begins to shovel dirt onto the grave as the song "God's Gonna Cut You Down" begins to play He walks off as the camera goes to a close-up of the headstone seeing it reads the following. Stranger Number II/XIV/XI The feed cuts" Dude, do you mind? It's hard enough trying to sleep in a field without jerkoffs like you throwing things at me!
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 10, 2011 20:31:15 GMT -5
*The Camera starts rolling and a man in a hoodie walks into frame He has a Colt Revolver, a sign for Lodi, a pint of Blood, and a Stone and throws them into a grave He begins to shovel dirt onto the grave as the song "God's Gonna Cut You Down" begins to play He walks off as the camera goes to a close-up of the headstone seeing it reads the following. Stranger Number II/XIV/XI The feed cuts" Hey, Pantheon, looks like you guys have more than just Jackson, Square, Mulligan, Drakin, and yours truly to deal with. Johnny Cash song? Mysterious guy hiding his idenity? Looks like TTS, the first guy in this company who fell to the ADH in this first match I wrestled here.
If it is him instead of some other guy stealing his "Man In Black" schtick, I don't see what his problem is. You'd think he'd be gunning for BRB before anybody else.
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Post by Square on Feb 10, 2011 20:49:29 GMT -5
The "Stranger" line has put someone in my mind, but I'm pretty sure that it wouldn't be him.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 10, 2011 22:14:22 GMT -5
*The Camera starts rolling and a man in a hoodie walks into frame He has a Colt Revolver, a sign for Lodi, a pint of Blood, and a Stone and throws them into a grave He begins to shovel dirt onto the grave as the song "God's Gonna Cut You Down" begins to play He walks off as the camera goes to a close-up of the headstone seeing it reads the following. Stranger Number II/XIV/XI The feed cuts" Hey, Pantheon, looks like you guys have more than just Jackson, Square, Mulligan, Drakin, and yours truly to deal with. So what? All you jerkoffs can arrange yourself in a line, and we'll kick your asses back down to the ground where you deserve to be.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Feb 10, 2011 22:43:06 GMT -5
Chubbs: The Cap'n has authorized me to make this statement on 'is behalf
And I Quote! "I, H. S. U. P. W. B. Mulligan (ArrD), have no current plans involving (1) Colt, (2&3)Misters Blood and/or Stone, (4) "King" LodiRulz (heretofore collectively known as "Pantheon")
All of my energy is currently being focused on Training for my match with the Unlucky Evil M.......
I would also like to re-iterate that since I Currently have no personal Beef with Pantheon, aside from the fact that the Low Life lily-livered yeller-bellied no good codfish of the WWCF tag Champions are among thier number, my services shall be available for purchase to them.....as they are available to ANY WWCF Superstar that can pony up the Dough.
Sincerely Yours,
Horatio Sebastian Ulyssys Patrick Wulfric Bubastis Mulligan
(Dictated but not Read)"
So......There you have it folks......The Cutthroat Crew and Mad Pirate Mulligan are selling our services to the highest bidder, Any Takers?
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Post by lodirulz on Feb 11, 2011 19:38:17 GMT -5
Don't you hate it when they all say that your worthless? My earliest childhood memories feature beatings form schoolyard bullies, broken bones form too high a jump, getting laughed at by my biggest crush as snot mixed in with blood rushed down form my nose. Why does one never get a chance at life? Why does one have to always fail, and go through a downward plunge of failure and disgust? Why does one have to be smothered by trouble? Crushed by weak actions? Considered worthless? Embarrassing? Absolutely disgusting? Why? Because they need it. It is a part of the life. All can try, but in the end you will turn out to be nothing. And there's nothing you can do about it. Your body will cost you things you have wanted in more ways then one. My innocent mistakes turned out to be the puncher to my ticket to insanity. And that insanity has caused me to hurt. DESTROY. KILL! PULVERIZE!!!!... Sqaure, I have yet to and never will be perished. Just like how despair swallowed me up like human flesh to a bloodthirsty shark, My emotions can get the best of me. And square. You don't know how much anger is raging in my soul. My cold, blackened heart. I dare. I DARE YOU! To step into the funhouse. The Orange Clockwork House of Fun. Where it's nothing but Lodi's Rulz. It's No DQ. No way out. And once your broken down and feeling my pains of worthlessness, the world championship will fall into my waiting arms. For it is already mine. So it is written. So it shall come to pass. Everyone is focused on my thoughts. And the thoughts of The Pantheon. Because: LodiRulz.
LodiRulz. LodiRulz. LODIRulz. LODIRULZ! LODI! RULZ! OH YES, LODIRULZ! BOW! BOW TO YOUR MESSIAH! YOUR SCRIPTURE OF LIFE! I RULZ! LODIRULZ! IN LIFE, FOREVER!
Lodi breaths heavily, shaking and trembling.
[glow=black,2,300]LodiRulz. As your king... and as the error of all ways.[/glow]
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Post by Square on Feb 11, 2011 20:38:50 GMT -5
(You're not Raven, drop the Clockwork Orange House of Fun stuff. Make your own match up!)
Ahh did wittle Wodi get bwuilled at school? Poor pathetic little Lodi, but guess what come Monday you get to live that all over again! Becuase I AM wrestling personified and I will beat the ever loving crap out of you and break you in ways you only thought were theoretical.
You wear my crown, and come Niteraw I intend to bring it to it's rightful owner
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Post by General Adam on Feb 11, 2011 22:30:11 GMT -5
*The General is walking around. He suddenly stops. He sees the wind up monkey at the end of the hall.*
*The wind up monkey starts to bang his cymbals.*
Okay you were kinda cool at first now you're starting to creep me out.
*The wind up monkey continues to bang his cymbals.*
Stop it!
*The wind up monkey stops, but then stands up and starts walking towards the General.*
I'm not afraid of you. I'm not afraid of anything
*The wind up monkey starts to walk even faster.*
Why should I be afraid? I can just step on you. In fact I'll do that right now.
*The General then walks over to the wind up monkey and steps on it.*
Wow. That was very.......anti-climatic.
*The General walks away from the broken toy, but as he leaves the wind up monkey starts to repair itself.*
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2011 0:18:00 GMT -5
*The camera begins to to roll as a group of people begin to walk up a street, in the background the song "Crumble" by Sage Francis plays
Walking against the flow of people is a man in a white hoodie and jeans.
We see that our man is walking toward the Parts Unknown arena and on his back is the following, a local business company; Cobra's Gem Mining
The camera does a close up shot on the saying on his back before a fade to black.
The words "Your Fate Is Chosen" come up on the screen followed by II/XIV/XI
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Feb 13, 2011 4:24:25 GMT -5
The Wrestling Messiah is now taking applications for Whitey, Inc.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Feb 13, 2011 17:40:28 GMT -5
Chubbs: Cap'n? Boss? You feelin' Ok.....Ye've been awful quiet as of late....
MPM: Well Chubbs my friend......I've been ruminating.
Chubbs: Ruminating Sir? Should I fetch the leeches?
MPM: No, not this time.....I've been pondering things, the BIG questions...you know the ones.
Chubbs: The foundations of the Universe and the pointlessness of man's inhumanity to man? How can something as perfect as a butterfly or a sunset be created by mere random happenstance?
MPM: No.....I was wondering.....If Evil M is too injured to compete and is forced to forfeit his title.....where's the Honor in that? What have I really accomplished? Do I REALLY want my first title reign to be muddied by something as silly as a fluke win?
Chubbs: Why sir......I think you may be having a momen of clarity. Come in Lads the Cap'n has something to say! *The Styrkas enter to listen*
MPM: I mean......Honor's really the watchword here innit? I mean What makes a King From a slave? Courage...I mean Honor! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Honor.
What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist or the dusky dusk?
What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Honor.
What makes the Sphinx the 7th Wonder? Honor.
What makes the dawn come up like THUNDER?! Honor.
What makes the Hottentot so hot?
What puts the "ape" in ape-ricot?
What's Evil M got that I ain't got?
The Crew: Honor!
~Yarr~
(I apologise only to the Late Burt Lahr.....who isn't here to defend himself)
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 15, 2011 13:04:59 GMT -5
*The ring announcer comes to the ring.*
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentle....
*"This Machine" plays and out comes Mr. E & U.N. Owen. They enter the ring and hand the announcer a sheet of paper. The announcer asks if this is serious and Mr. E nods. The announcer smiles and gets back to announcing.*
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to announce to you Mr. & Mrs. Seth & Jessica Drakin!!!!!!!!!!!!
*"Master of Puppets" plays and out comes Seth and Jessica. Jessica is wearing a white dress while Seth wears a tuxedo. The two share a kiss as they enter the ring and shakes the ring announcer's hand. The ring announcer hands Seth the mic and steps out of the ring as Seth begins to speak.*
Seth: Yes, yes, yes.................I know alot of you were expecting something that would change WWCF, but I only said it would greatly effect myself and Jessica.
Jessica: We are also sorry to keep this secret, but there are a few factors that necesitated its secrecy. First is when have weddings ever worked in the ring. Something always happens that screws this wedding and we wanted that to not happen. Second, my new husband Seth has hordes of enemies that would like nothing more than to ruin this special night.
Seth: The night after I beat Viva at Gookermania 3, I was so excited that I proposed to Jessica and she greatly accepted. After that, we both thought that this needed to say secret for our best benefit.
Jessica: Now that this has happened, we assure the fans that we will still be doing the right thing for the fans and WWCF. This night was just special for us.
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Post by Jazzman on Feb 15, 2011 13:29:41 GMT -5
I'm back!!!
that's right Pantheon, your worst nightmare has returned to the WWCF. I talked to the board when I appeared at KoWC and they said they didn't want be running in anymore, so I offered the board an ultimatum. Rehire me, or I keep interfering in anything involved the Pantheon.
Well, it didn't take long until I got my brand spanking new contract and with it, the chance to officially take each one of you boys out. Now, I am a little bit rusty, but I'm ready to get back to action and when I beat each and everyone one of you I'll get my shot at the king of your operation, Colt.
You see Colt, this whole thing between us, it came from a relationship built on respect, but even back before we broke up I let the wrold know how you really were. I said this whople thing was a shame and then I said it in my blogs, and now I'm back to make you say that you respect me, because I guarentee you this, I sure a hell don't respect you anymore Colt.
Your time is coming Pantheon, soon it all comes tunmbling down, and you can be sure to find me at ground zero, the force behind your fall. The first move has been made gentlemen, the ball is in your court now.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 15, 2011 17:17:43 GMT -5
Fred G. Neric: I am standing here with the Boiler Room Brawler, who is fresh off a loss to the Pain Train Tyfo. BRB, have you gained amnesia again?
Boiler Room Brawler has a confused facial expression.
BRB: No... I... Don't know. I feel like something... shifted in my head. Like someone picked a new song from the jukebox before the last one was finished.
Fred G. Neric: Are you fit to wres-
BRB grabs Fred G. Neric by the neck.
BRB: WHERE'S TYFO? What am I doing here?
Fred G. Neric struggles to speak as BRB throttles him, but BRB releases him.
Fred G Neric: What is the meaning of this?
BRB: I was in the ring, I was fighting the Pain Train Tyfo, and I was kicking his ass all over that squared circle. But then... I blacked out... And here I am now...
BRB resumes throttling Fred G. Neric.
BRB: What is going on?
BRB releases Fred G. Neric and storms off.
Fred G. Neric: It looks like something strange is afoot with the Boiler Room Brawler, but I think I'll leave it to someone else to investigate the matter.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 15, 2011 20:14:44 GMT -5
Hey WWCF Galaxy, see this?
*Ryan Blood holds up a fistful of hundred dollar bills*
This used to be your money. For most people in this economy, money isn't easy to come by. You guys probably had to work hard for this in minimum wage jobs, if you're not out of work altogether that is! Either way, you don't have a lot to spend on entertainment, do you? But you all decided that you wanted to go and see a WWCF show to cheer yourselves up, take your mind off your problems by seeing Blood & Stone get thrown over the top rope by nine other guys all teaming up against them, by seeing LodiRulz crippled in a hardcore match against Square, and by seeing Colt destroyed inside a steel cage by "Damn Right" Jackson. Well, sorry if you didn't like the show, losers, but there are no refunds! All that money you paid to be disappointed is now mine!
*Blood lets out a gleeful cackle*
Johnny, sorry about that miscommunication with Richlen earlier. But hey, at least the good guys won, right? I'm not greedy; this money belongs to all four wrestlers in the Pantheon. And I have an idea about what we can do with it to benefit all of us, which I'll tell you, Colt and Lodi about later.
Anyway, right now I've got some stuff to say to some people.
First, Seth. Let's dispense with the taunts and threats for now and talk business. As you know, Blood & Stone are supposed to defend their WWCF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS every thirty days. That deadline is getting closer every week, and we still don't have challengers yet. Not surprising, I guess, when you consider how we've eviscerated all the other teams who've tried to take our titles. I mean really, who'd want to be the next to face us? But the fact of the matter is that with me facing Richlen next week and with both of us scheduled for the War Games match the week after, unless something changes we're gonna go more than a month between title defenses. Now, if that happens it's not our fault, because as soon as we get a couple of unfortunate opponents we're ready to defend these belts and prove all the doubters wrong once again. If that happens, it's your fault for not booking a championship match, so don't think that you'll be getting an excuse to strip us of the titles in a couple of weeks.
Second, Naitch. I bet you don't feel too jubilant right now, do ya? You went into this battle royal determined to win the whole thing, talking about how even if you didn't that you'd be tossing one of the WWCF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS over the top rope. As it turns out, you didn't win, and one of the WWCF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS was the one to eliminate you. And I did it with the very superkicking leg that you've vowed to break, at that! Sometimes life just isn't fair, is it Naitch?
*Blood grins from ear to ear*
Finally, Gus Richlen. If next week's card doesn't change, you and I are going to face off mano a mano for the first time ever. I'm not gonna lie, kid, you're pretty impressive. Somebody as skilled as you would've fit right in as a member of the Pantheon if only you were smarter, if only you were capable of understanding that we're in the right. If only you were capable of letting your tournament loss to the reigning King Of WrestleCrap go, and acknowledge that the better man won that night. If only you didn't find it so important to kiss Seth Drakin's ass and ingratiate yourself to that lame duck world champion, DR Jackson.
So okay, fine. That's how it is. The two of us, the last two men left standing in that battle royal before Descent and Draven got involved, throwing down. Let's see how long you can last against an opponent who is not only one of the four gods of the WWCF, but a CHAMPION.
Just a word of warning. If you get Shaelin back before our match, make sure she doesn't interfere. I saw how she practically acted as your tag team partner in the falls count anywhere match at King Of WrestleCrap and did as much damage to some of your opponents as a man could do. I don't particularly want to hit her, but if she tries to help you out by attacking me, then she'll be asking for it. Kindly let her know that.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 15, 2011 21:46:43 GMT -5
Seth: I have a certain rule that if we don't have opponents for you, you don't get stripped of the title. So Blood, dont worry about it right now...........you just will have to make up that title defense with two title defenses in a month.
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