Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jun 1, 2011 19:23:39 GMT -5
*Laughter is heard from a distance, gradually getting clearer as the camera focuses in on Vincent Van Agony.*
I'd be lying if I told you it didn't feel good to be back, folks. I'd be lying if I told you I wasn't ready to bring Colt to justice for the broken legs he gave me, and I'd be lying if I told you I wasn't going to give him a piece of my mind at Survivor Team Challenge Series. Simply put, before I was knocked out of competition, before Colt stole my lifeblood from me, I was being taken lightly. I was considered upper-echelon, but a luckbox champion. Someone who could only find his way if he took as many shortcuts as possible.
In fact, to this day, people still think the only reason I'm champion is because of luck. Destroying Aaron Enigma, sending him out of this federation for good, while commendable and appreciated by most, goes often ignored. My reign as King of Wrestlecrap. Ignored. It didn't matter who I beat, or what I did to beat them. I was taken lightly, always given the shaft. My title was ripped from me by a can't hack it nobody who quit as soon as things got tough for him.
And it was then, watching him hoist my belt above his head, that I fell into a downward spiral. Drugs, alcohol, women. I didn't care. I had the love of my life, Lisa Garcia, right in front of me, and I couldn't even see it. I watched her covet me like a sacred idol, I watched her fawn over me as I treated her like garbage. Then, I broke both of my legs. And she showed me the true meaning of thick and thin.
As soon as my legs healed, with Hideo's blessing, I wed Lisa Garcia. She is now my wife, in my corner, and will support me to no end. You may even see her accompany me to ringside as I re-realize the dreams I once lost focus of, but you will NOT see her here on a weekly basis. She deserves better than to be fawned over by the miscreants that infest Parts Unknown Arena.
I look around at this roster, and I see the same thing I saw in myself before Hideo helped me realize what I could be: Underutilized potential. Now, I'm going to prove to every single person here, that if you can't push through a little pain, there's no way you're going to push through Agony. And you sure as hell aren't going to push through me.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 1, 2011 21:41:14 GMT -5
**Brony Alexander is seen in his hospital bed....Playing with a small pink pony....he's talking to it and brushing its mane**
"Pinke Pie" (Yes it's BA with a squeaky voice)- Gee Mr. Alexander I've never seen a wrestling match up close before......and we're gonna see you, and someone from Fillydephia, and a Dragon, and your other Friends beat up A Colt and his meanie-pants buddies.
BA: Silly Filly.......Its not a REAL Colt.....it's just some meanie that THAT thinks he can bully everyone!
"Pinkie"- But you're gonna beat 'em Right? Then we can party?
BA: Oh Pinkie......even if we lose, I'd never miss one of YOUR psrties.
Nurse: He's talking to ponies..........Welp.......The Doctors say he's PHYSICALLY able to compete....so We have to release him.....That poor man.....That poor Incredibly Insane Man....
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 1, 2011 22:03:45 GMT -5
**Brony Alexander is seen in his hospital bed....Playing with a small pink pony....he's talking to it and brushing its mane**
"Pinke Pie" (Yes it's BA with a squeaky voice)- Gee Mr. Alexander I've never seen a wrestling match up close before......and we're gonna see you, and someone from Fillydephia, and a Dragon, and your other Friends beat up A Colt and his meanie-pants buddies.
BA: Silly Filly.......Its not a REAL Colt.....it's just some meanie that THAT thinks he can bully everyone!
"Pinkie"- But you're gonna beat 'em Right? Then we can party?
BA: Oh Pinkie......even if we lose, I'd never miss one of YOUR psrties.Nurse: He's talking to ponies..........Welp.......The Doctors say he's PHYSICALLY able to compete....so We have to release him.....That poor man.....That poor Incredibly Insane Man.... Are you really so ignorant as to challenge the wrestling ability of the Great and Powerful Pantheon? Do you not realize that you'll be in the presence of the most dangerous stable in all of Parts Unknown?
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Post by General Adam on Jun 1, 2011 22:39:45 GMT -5
You my notice that my master has given me permission to speak to you. This is because I always had a deep hatred for the Sam. And that reasons is...........he likes platypuses. The platypus. I creature that I know all to well. These abominations have raided villages, kidnap women and children, and produce reality television shows! How dare the Sam condone their actions! I will make the Sam pay!
Note: The General is clearly insane. If you honestly believe that a platypus is evil, please seek help. WWCF Cares.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 1, 2011 23:12:11 GMT -5
**Brony Alexander is seen in his hospital bed....Playing with a small pink pony....he's talking to it and brushing its mane**
"Pinke Pie" (Yes it's BA with a squeaky voice)- Gee Mr. Alexander I've never seen a wrestling match up close before......and we're gonna see you, and someone from Fillydephia, and a Dragon, and your other Friends beat up A Colt and his meanie-pants buddies.
BA: Silly Filly.......Its not a REAL Colt.....it's just some meanie that THAT thinks he can bully everyone!
"Pinkie"- But you're gonna beat 'em Right? Then we can party?
BA: Oh Pinkie......even if we lose, I'd never miss one of YOUR psrties.Nurse: He's talking to ponies..........Welp.......The Doctors say he's PHYSICALLY able to compete....so We have to release him.....That poor man.....That poor Incredibly Insane Man.... Are you really so ignorant as to challenge the wrestling ability of the Great and Powerful Pantheon? Do you not realize that you'll be in the presence of the most dangerous stable in all of Parts Unknown? Not just the Pantheon...
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 1, 2011 23:40:51 GMT -5
*Caleb Fourchon is standing in one of the Parts Unknown Arena's concourses. He is wearing a set of painter's overalls and is carrying a brush and paint can.* Next week at Survivor Team Challenge Series Ah got match- DAT AH EARN- fer de Inter Forum Title. Ah gonna face dis man- *he jerks his thumb to the mural dedicated to the former WWCF Heavyweight Champion behind him* De Jazzman. Only now he call himself de Bergman, so Ah gonna go ahead and fix dis for him.*Caleb turns and, using his brush, Xs out the "Jazz" in "Jazzman" and begins to paint letters over it while continuing to talk.* When Ah first come to WWCF mah first match aginst de Jazzman/Bergman. Dey said he won of de best technical wrasslers in de history of de sport. Me, Ah was green as grass. So Jazzman/Bergman beat me easy... bah tricks. But dat a long time ago. Ah ain't de same wrassler Ah wuz. Now, Ah got tricks too. An' next week at Pay Per View Ah gonna use dem to take de belt from Jazzman/Bergman and becum new Inter Forum Champion. Den maybe de bosses here wise up and put mah pitcher up on one of dese walls.*He steps back from the wall to admire his work. The camera pulls away to show he's painted "DED" on the wall* Looks good, don't it?*Video sees Bergman walking down the street in a windjacket and shorts* That's really cute Caleb. I'm happy to be in the company of a fellow artist. I do music and paint, you just paint. I didn't know that you were such a good help for the maintenance crew, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised really.
You see Caleb, that's all you are to Whitey. You are his little janitor, cleaning up the messes he's gone and left behind. Sadly, I am not one of those messes but you are in my sights for Survival Team Challenge.*Bergman runs up a wall to a fire escape and pulls something out of his back pocket* You see Caleb, only you can limit yourself to be as good as you want to be, not some delusional man who thinks it's the 1800's and owning people is progress.*Bergman shakes his container up and down and turns away from the camera, still talking You can be one of the best here, and I'm the stick by which you need to measured, I'm willing to take that greatness out of you Caleb, just like I did to B.A.*Bergman continues working on the wall* But sadly, you won't beat me and it's not because you are good enough, it's because Whitey is having you believe you aren't good enough. Step outside the chains man, so what if you disappoint him? This isn't about proving yourself to a whacked out nut, this is about proving yourself to you.*Bergman does a side-flip off the fire escape landing on his feet and looks into the camera* You see Caleb, the next time we meet you'll be in the ring with the best athlete in the WWCF today. When you and I leave that ring we'll both leave as great men. But I'll be leaving with my belt, and you'll be leaving with a lesson in finding yourself. Just remember to have a little faith and oh yeah...*Bergman walks away as the camera pans up to show a spray-painted message on a city wall that reads the following Pride Never Dies
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 2, 2011 0:20:01 GMT -5
The Pantheon? Great and Powerful.....HA! Coupla Blank Flanks.......
*Motions to his thigh, there's a Fresh Tattoo there, A broken Mirror similar to the Malkavian Clan Symbol (Ref Pic)
See this.......this is My Cutie Mark.......PROOF of what I am and what My Destiny is! Whitey Fats Thought that by breaking me.....I would be useless....But they never tell you what a broken mirror REALLY does.....
It reflects everything....even....no ESPECIALLY the things you want hidden. Hidden from yourself..........
By the Way Pinkie.....How long will the WWCF Galaxy be talking about the Beating Team Drakin will put on the Pantheon's Prophecy at STCS?
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Jun 2, 2011 8:34:43 GMT -5
You my notice that my master has given me permission to speak to you. This is because I always had a deep hatred for the Sam. And that reasons is...........he likes platypuses. The platypus. I creature that I know all to well. These abominations have raided villages, kidnap women and children, and produce reality television shows! How dare the Sam condone their actions! I will make the Sam pay!Note: The General is clearly insane. If you honestly believe that a platypus is evil, please seek help. WWCF Cares. Yeah, well you know what I say? You should change your name from "General of the monkey army" to "A General Nuisance". UP TOP!*Turns and holds hand up for a high five* ...oh that's right, I fired Lanny.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 2, 2011 10:48:57 GMT -5
The Pantheon? Great and Powerful.....HA! Coupla Blank Flanks.......
*Motions to his thigh, there's a Fresh Tattoo there, A broken Mirror similar to the Malkavian Clan Symbol (Ref Pic)
See this.......this is My Cutie Mark.......PROOF of what I am and what My Destiny is! Whitey Fats Thought that by breaking me.....I would be useless....But they never tell you what a broken mirror REALLY does.....
It reflects everything....even....no ESPECIALLY the things you want hidden. Hidden from yourself..........
By the Way Pinkie.....How long will the WWCF Galaxy be talking about the Beating Team Drakin will put on the Pantheon's Prophecy at STCS?
OOC: No fishmalks I'm gonna need that money for your mama's heart transplant back, boy.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
Posts: 8,748
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 2, 2011 10:52:54 GMT -5
The Pantheon? Great and Powerful.....HA! Coupla Blank Flanks.......
*Motions to his thigh, there's a Fresh Tattoo there, A broken Mirror similar to the Malkavian Clan Symbol (Ref Pic)
See this.......this is My Cutie Mark.......PROOF of what I am and what My Destiny is! Whitey Fats Thought that by breaking me.....I would be useless....But they never tell you what a broken mirror REALLY does.....
It reflects everything....even....no ESPECIALLY the things you want hidden. Hidden from yourself..........
By the Way Pinkie.....How long will the WWCF Galaxy be talking about the Beating Team Drakin will put on the Pantheon's Prophecy at STCS?
OOC: No fishmalks I'm gonna need that money for your mama's heart transplant back, boy. Oh That......I spent THAT on Muffins.....
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 2, 2011 11:27:15 GMT -5
OOC: I would've thought cupcakes.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 2, 2011 13:44:46 GMT -5
*From the Boiler Room*
*Fred G. Neric looks slightly nervous as BRB emerges from the steamy mists, the WWCF Tag Team Championship belt slung over his shoulder.*
Fred G. Neric: Hello WWCF Galaxy, this is Fred G. Neric with an exclusive interview with one half of the new WWCF Tag Team Champions, the Boiler Room Brawler-
BRB: Nice to see ya, Dead Fred! It's me, it's me, it's BRB, and I got myself some championship gold again!
Fred G. Neric: You seem excited, to say the least-
BRB: Excited? You're damn right I am! I am a man of my word, I said I would take the fight to the Pantheon, I said I would take the Tag Team Championship belts, and here I am!
*BRB hangs his head back in a boastful laugh.*
Fred G. Neric: But it seems like the celebration won't be for too long, because you're scheduled to face off against Sparks at the Survivor Team Challenge Series.
BRB: Sparks? Sparks? I'm facing the amazing spider-boy? No rest for the wicked as they say.
Well, I gotta do what I gotta do. You watching this, Sparks? Did you see what I did in that squared circle? If you think you can handle this, then I have a big, massive, pipe wrench that begs to differ!
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 2, 2011 19:32:57 GMT -5
OOC: I would've thought cupcakes. OOC: It's a running gag, I spent my First Whitey Inc Paycheck (Madman Run) on a fancy new suit and a Giant Sack o'Muffins...... Plus there's Derpy
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 2, 2011 23:31:37 GMT -5
*The scene cuts to a graveyard on a rainy day. Seth Drakin is shown letting the rain fall on his head and embracing it.*
Seth: Do you smell that??? It is the smell of death. It's the smell of corpses rotting while maggots and worms eat the flesh. It is such a beautiful smell if you think about it. These bodies will go back to the earth that they were born from.
Their souls are long gone to the afterlife so they won't have to feel the degradation of knowing they are being used as food for something they would consider beneath them. It is also beautiful because they get to know that the sky cries for their passing as if like a true mother would do for her child when that child dies.
They get nor ask for any pity as their suffering has ended. Everything that went wrong while they were alive is but a distant memory to them.
Unless you are cursed, of course. Cursed to live your most painful moments over and over again while feeling the bottom feeders feast on your corpse. That is the curse that will fall upon the four members of the Pantheon as prayed for by myself and granted by the Higher Power.
You see Pantheon, I have been given as much time as I need to make your lives a living hell and to give you loads of painful memories to repeat over and over again in the afterlife. It could be sad in a way, if you had not done what you did to earn such a horrible fate.
Starting at Survivor Tag Challenge Series, I will start bringing you the pain that for a second will make you wish to jump into Death's embrace. But that second will end with you realize that after Death embraces you, it will throw you down to your eternal painful fate.
Maybe if Jessica speaks, I might be able to be convinced by her to reverse that curse that binds you four to eternal hell. But if you did what you had hoped to do, she will never speak again and you will suffer your fate.
When I sing the Anthem of the Angels and you will say your Last Goodbye.
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