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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 29, 2011 15:48:40 GMT -5
OOC: Colt told me that he'd post a promo soon which is going to address you, JoNo, as well as a number of other people. So you should get an answer sooner or later. For the time being, though, I'll tell you out of character that I am planning to book you vs. M for the PPV.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 29, 2011 16:19:56 GMT -5
I see the yellow on belly just fine.
Consider yourself lucky you are not officially a member of the Pantheon because while you may end up looking like Gary Oldman from Hannibal, at least you will still be alive. When you feel a lil bit of Souther Discomfort, you may change your mind Am I gonna squeal like a pig?
I dont think so...........Prepare for the Last Goodbye.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on May 29, 2011 16:55:13 GMT -5
When you feel a lil bit of Souther Discomfort, you may change your mind Am I gonna squeal like a pig?
I dont think so...........Prepare for the Last Goodbye.
I'll be making your slag squeel after the match
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Post by Monty Dawson on May 29, 2011 19:59:35 GMT -5
This is Fred G. Neric, and I'm here with another man carrying a microphone--a man who has been called "the evil game show host", a man who put Square out of action for the foreseeable future--one Monty Dawson. Mr. Dawson, this Monday you're teaming up with The Sam for a hardcore tag match against a team consisting of your fellow newcomer to the WWCF, Seth Van Deno, and the WWCF Hardcore Champion: The General of the Monkey Army. What are your thoughts on the upcoming match and on your opponents?
*Monty knocks the mic out of Neric's hands, speaking into his own mic* Welcome to our show Fred. Tonight we will be playing for a very special prize, WWCF Hardcore Title. Now, where I come from, rules are rules, and after I put Square out of commission I should have been put right into that number 1 contender spot. Unfortunately, it seems like I'm the only one who follows the rules around here.
This week, with the help of my lovely assistant The Sam I will finally get my hands on The General of the Monkey Army and prove to everyone in the WWCF who the real hardcore champion should be.
Are you ready to get hardcore, Fred? Are you ready to play the game?
*Walks off leaving Fred looking into the camera dumbfounded*
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Post by Topher is Human on May 29, 2011 23:58:02 GMT -5
OOC: For this to make sense, imagine this was posted immediately after NiteRaw. Sorry been swamped by work.
SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM by Colt.
Every week, almost everyone in the entire WWCF will bitch and moan about how The Pantheon are cowards, on how they are weak. However every week I continue to prove to you all how I am the best thing going!
There are many people gunning for my head here, however there are two that have more to gain than anyone else. Infact I have two men who have a shot against my WWCF Chamionship whenever they would like.
Now if I were the coward that everyone labels me as, I would've pit those two against the entire WWCF Roster, blindfolded... Hell I would've included the military, inmates, Big Foot, hell even the Alien Xenomorph, Pedator and a Bear... You're getting the picture, I would've made it impossible for them to ever be in any condition to use their title shots against me again.
But no, what did I do? I took them on, head on. Put all three of us in the ring. Hell if one of them would've been able to get the win over me, they could've then imediately used their title shot and become Champion. But no, I took them on and I won!
Like a coward?
I have a few more things to address. First of all Seth Drakin, lace up your boots. Because as of now you are an official WWCF Competitor and I'd like to welcome you back to the roster, by giving you your first official match, a little skirmish against a man who understands what the Pantheon expect out of the WWCF Galaxy. You get a little handicap match against Whitey Inc. Of course being lead by the brilliant Whitey Fats. The fifth and final member of the Pantheon's Prophecy at Survivor Team Challenge Series.
That's right, it is now a FIVE against FIVE match, which means you need to find someone else to even qualify for this match. And don't think it's going to be so easy to find a fifth man because I have already made deals with the WWCF Roster, including one Jonathan Michaels.
Jonathan, You get your wish. You get your match against Evil M. Which means neither man can be in Seth Drakin's team. As an added bonus, I will let Jonathan Michaels select the match stipulation and Evil M to select the referee.
So Seth, good luck gettign a team together. I mean Jeremy Grave is gone, Richlen has proven to be an expert of falling to the Pantheon, BA's boss is on our side, you're a walking ring rust who's one beat down away from permanent retirement and "Damn Right" Jackson is nowhere to be seen. The wild card, the ace in your deck hasn't been the same since losing the WWCF title to me, and lately has simply disappeared. What makes you even think Jackson will show up this NiteRaw, let alone Survivor Team Challenge Series.
Oh it must also be noted, last year it came down to me vs Jackson... and like usual, I won.
And Finally, I must address this week. At Wargames when CageKing turned on his team to join the Pantheon, Seth Drakin punished him, saying that by throwing away a title shot then that he will never be awarded one... an act of pure bias, served as punishment for simply being loyal.
Well CageKing, Seth isn't in charge any more... and soon he will have no say at all in the WWCF. However, I am true to my word. And you and I will fight one on one this NiteRaw for my WWCF Championship.
May the best man win, and may the best man carry this title into the Pantheon's Prophecy at Survivor Team Challenge Series.
Choose your fate.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 30, 2011 0:31:50 GMT -5
OOC: For this to make sense, imagine this was posted immediately after NiteRaw. Sorry been swamped by work. SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM by Colt.
Every week, almost everyone in the entire WWCF will bitch and moan about how The Pantheon are cowards, on how they are weak. However every week I continue to prove to you all how I am the best thing going!
There are many people gunning for my head here, however there are two that have more to gain than anyone else. Infact I have two men who have a shot against my WWCF Chamionship whenever they would like.
Now if I were the coward that everyone labels me as, I would've pit those two against the entire WWCF Roster, blindfolded... Hell I would've included the military, inmates, Big Foot, hell even the Alien Xenomorph, Pedator and a Bear... You're getting the picture, I would've made it impossible for them to ever be in any condition to use their title shots against me again.
But no, what did I do? I took them on, head on. Put all three of us in the ring. Hell if one of them would've been able to get the win over me, they could've then imediately used their title shot and become Champion. But no, I took them on and I won!
Like a coward?
I have a few more things to address. First of all Seth Drakin, lace up your boots. Because as of now you are an official WWCF Competitor and I'd like to welcome you back to the roster, by giving you your first official match, a little skirmish against a man who understands what the Pantheon expect out of the WWCF Galaxy. You get a little handicap match against Whitey Inc. Of course being lead by the brilliant Whitey Fats. The fifth and final member of the Pantheon's Prophecy at Survivor Team Challenge Series.
That's right, it is now a FIVE against FIVE match, which means you need to find someone else to even qualify for this match. And don't think it's going to be so easy to find a fifth man because I have already made deals with the WWCF Roster, including one Jonathan Michaels.
Jonathan, You get your wish. You get your match against Evil M. Which means neither man can be in Seth Drakin's team. As an added bonus, I will let Jonathan Michaels select the match stipulation and Evil M to select the referee.
So Seth, good luck gettign a team together. I mean Jeremy Grave is gone, Richlen has proven to be an expert of falling to the Pantheon, BA's boss is on our side, you're a walking ring rust who's one beat down away from permanent retirement and "Damn Right" Jackson is nowhere to be seen. The wild card, the ace in your deck hasn't been the same since losing the WWCF title to me, and lately has simply disappeared. What makes you even think Jackson will show up this NiteRaw, let alone Survivor Team Challenge Series.
Oh it must also be noted, last year it came down to me vs Jackson... and like usual, I won.
And Finally, I must address this week. At Wargames when CageKing turned on his team to join the Pantheon, Seth Drakin punished him, saying that by throwing away a title shot then that he will never be awarded one... an act of pure bias, served as punishment for simply being loyal.
Well CageKing, Seth isn't in charge any more... and soon he will have no say at all in the WWCF. However, I am true to my word. And you and I will fight one on one this NiteRaw for my WWCF Championship.
May the best man win, and may the best man carry this title into the Pantheon's Prophecy at Survivor Team Challenge Series.
Choose your fate. Colt..............I will find a fifth man, don't you worry about that. What you should be worried about is what will happen when I get my hands around each of your Pantheon necks. You question my wrestling ring rust, well I shall tell you this.........it doesnt matter because we are not going to be wrestling. This is going to be a fight and my fighting skills have not rusted at all.
You talk about being a White Knight, which we all know is bull these days. You remember the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, well...........that will be you except unlike that guy, you will bleed to death. And each one of your limbs will decorate the ring.
Just like I have nicknamed Ryan Blood "Hopeless". I am nicknaming you "Guilty". And I sentence you to the most painful death imaginable.
You can tell others to Choose Their Fate, but you wont be able to choose your own as it is already sealed.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 30, 2011 5:58:13 GMT -5
OOC: For this to make sense, imagine this was posted immediately after NiteRaw. Sorry been swamped by work. SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM by Colt.
Every week, almost everyone in the entire WWCF will bitch and moan about how The Pantheon are cowards, on how they are weak. However every week I continue to prove to you all how I am the best thing going!
There are many people gunning for my head here, however there are two that have more to gain than anyone else. Infact I have two men who have a shot against my WWCF Chamionship whenever they would like.
Now if I were the coward that everyone labels me as, I would've pit those two against the entire WWCF Roster, blindfolded... Hell I would've included the military, inmates, Big Foot, hell even the Alien Xenomorph, Pedator and a Bear... You're getting the picture, I would've made it impossible for them to ever be in any condition to use their title shots against me again.
But no, what did I do? I took them on, head on. Put all three of us in the ring. Hell if one of them would've been able to get the win over me, they could've then imediately used their title shot and become Champion. But no, I took them on and I won!
Like a coward?
I have a few more things to address. First of all Seth Drakin, lace up your boots. Because as of now you are an official WWCF Competitor and I'd like to welcome you back to the roster, by giving you your first official match, a little skirmish against a man who understands what the Pantheon expect out of the WWCF Galaxy. You get a little handicap match against Whitey Inc. Of course being lead by the brilliant Whitey Fats. The fifth and final member of the Pantheon's Prophecy at Survivor Team Challenge Series.
That's right, it is now a FIVE against FIVE match, which means you need to find someone else to even qualify for this match. And don't think it's going to be so easy to find a fifth man because I have already made deals with the WWCF Roster, including one Jonathan Michaels.
Jonathan, You get your wish. You get your match against Evil M. Which means neither man can be in Seth Drakin's team. As an added bonus, I will let Jonathan Michaels select the match stipulation and Evil M to select the referee.
So Seth, good luck gettign a team together. I mean Jeremy Grave is gone, Richlen has proven to be an expert of falling to the Pantheon, BA's boss is on our side, you're a walking ring rust who's one beat down away from permanent retirement and "Damn Right" Jackson is nowhere to be seen. The wild card, the ace in your deck hasn't been the same since losing the WWCF title to me, and lately has simply disappeared. What makes you even think Jackson will show up this NiteRaw, let alone Survivor Team Challenge Series.
Oh it must also be noted, last year it came down to me vs Jackson... and like usual, I won.
And Finally, I must address this week. At Wargames when CageKing turned on his team to join the Pantheon, Seth Drakin punished him, saying that by throwing away a title shot then that he will never be awarded one... an act of pure bias, served as punishment for simply being loyal.
Well CageKing, Seth isn't in charge any more... and soon he will have no say at all in the WWCF. However, I am true to my word. And you and I will fight one on one this NiteRaw for my WWCF Championship.
May the best man win, and may the best man carry this title into the Pantheon's Prophecy at Survivor Team Challenge Series.
Choose your fate. Colt..............I will find a fifth man, don't you worry about that. What you should be worried about is what will happen when I get my hands around each of your Pantheon necks. You question my wrestling ring rust, well I shall tell you this.........it doesnt matter because we are not going to be wrestling. This is going to be a fight and my fighting skills have not rusted at all.
You talk about being a White Knight, which we all know is bull these days. You remember the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, well...........that will be you except unlike that guy, you will bleed to death. And each one of your limbs will decorate the ring.
Just like I have nicknamed Ryan Blood "Hopeless". I am nicknaming you "Guilty". And I sentence you to the most painful death imaginable.
You can tell others to Choose Their Fate, but you wont be able to choose your own as it is already sealed. And I dub thee "A guy who's running out of taunts and threats that are even remotely original, so he desperately resorts to stealing the material of more talented and better-looking guys, " or "A.G.W.R.O.O.T.A.T.T.A.E.R.O.S.H.D.R.T.S.T.M.O.M.T.A.B-L.G." for short.
Because that Black Knight comparison sure sounds familiar....*Blood turns on a nearby television* It seems that Seth is gettin' all up in our business and Naitch is still continuing his passive-aggressive nature toward everyone because he knows he sucks and is old and Tyfo also sucks more and won't team with him anymore. If you want to to do something, do in the ring, bitch. Word, Johnny. I mean, I talk a lot like a certain Merc With A Mouth, but I'm not all talk. Seth, on the other hand, has hung up his boots, and Naitch is just delusional.
By the way, I'd like to say something to DR Jackson as one of Colt's powerful allies. And I have a visual aid in the form of this big tv!*Blood gestures to his left, and the camera pans over to reveal a big tv* Jackson, you say that if Colt's the White Knight, you must be the Black Knight, and that the Black Knight was always cooler and more dominant. That's funny, because I remember the Black Knight being like this...*Blood turns on the tv and presses play* Heh heh, yeah, that's you, Jackson. Absolutely. Come to think of it, that's also you, Seth. Because just exactly like the Black Knight in "Holy Grail", you want to keep on fighting when you have NO chance.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 30, 2011 10:09:58 GMT -5
I don't care if it is original or not, it is the truth.
The Pantheon has shown in the past that it can bleed and there was an old movie quote that says, "If it bleeds, we can kill it." And trust me, the only way this is ending is with your death.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on May 30, 2011 13:28:09 GMT -5
Richlen has proven to be an expert of falling to the Pantheon [/color][/quote] Have you so quickly forgotten who was part of the tag team that ended the long reign of your running buddies Blood and Stone? Add that to the fact that I have pinfall victories over the two of them seperately, and suddenly your argument against me looks pretty hollow.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 30, 2011 14:53:26 GMT -5
OOC: You mean the five-minute reign?
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on May 30, 2011 14:58:24 GMT -5
OOC: You mean the five-minute reign? OOC: no, the one where Naitch and I were champs for two weeks or so before you and Ryan got the belts back in that No-DQ match at the Muppet PV.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 30, 2011 14:58:59 GMT -5
Oh, yeah, that one. Carry on.
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Post by hossfan on May 30, 2011 15:16:32 GMT -5
This is Fred G. Neric with WWCF.com talking to one half of Whitey Inc., Caleb Fourchon. Caleb, you and your partner Whitey Fats have a handicap match this Monday NiteRaw against the man you feel unfairly kept you from a tag team title shot, "The Archangel" Seth Drakin. What are your thoughts on this?
Dat Drakin in big trouble. Whitey Ink undefeated fightin two wrasslers. Against one it be a slaughter.
While you do have the advantage of numbers, Seth Drakin is a former WWCF Heavyweight champion and Champion of Honor, and has victories against some of the biggest names in pro wrestling. Plus, Drakin's going to be highly motivated going into this match, given Whitey Fats's recent comments about his wife Samantha.
*There's a long pause where Caleb just glares at Neric*
Uh, moving on: it was recently revealed that Whitey Fats will be helping The Pantheon at The Survivor Series Team Challenge in the five on five elimination match against Team Drakin. Were you surprised by this development?
Yeah, Ah surprised
This alliance has seemed to pay dividends for you as well, since the Pantheon has recently named you as the Number One Contender for the Inter Forum Title against Bergman at Survivor Team Challenge Series.
Whut you mean?
Well, its just that your recent won loss record in singles competition has been less than stellar, and yet here you are competing for the second most prestigious belt in the WWCF. That would seem to indicate there is more going on here than meets the eye.
Ah earn dat shot, Neric.
Um, how?
*There's another long pause, until Caleb finally turns and stomps off*
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on May 30, 2011 17:53:02 GMT -5
Colt..............I will find a fifth man, don't you worry about that. What you should be worried about is what will happen when I get my hands around each of your Pantheon necks. You question my wrestling ring rust, well I shall tell you this.........it doesnt matter because we are not going to be wrestling. This is going to be a fight and my fighting skills have not rusted at all.
You talk about being a White Knight, which we all know is bull these days. You remember the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, well...........that will be you except unlike that guy, you will bleed to death. And each one of your limbs will decorate the ring.
Just like I have nicknamed Ryan Blood "Hopeless". I am nicknaming you "Guilty". And I sentence you to the most painful death imaginable.
You can tell others to Choose Their Fate, but you wont be able to choose your own as it is already sealed. And I dub thee "A guy who's running out of taunts and threats that are even remotely original, so he desperately resorts to stealing the material of more talented and better-looking guys, " or "A.G.W.R.O.O.T.A.T.T.A.E.R.O.S.H.D.R.T.S.T.M.O.M.T.A.B-L.G." for short.
Because that Black Knight comparison sure sounds familiar....*Blood turns on a nearby television* Word, Johnny. I mean, I talk a lot like a certain Merc With A Mouth, but I'm not all talk. Seth, on the other hand, has hung up his boots, and Naitch is just delusional.
By the way, I'd like to say something to DR Jackson as one of Colt's powerful allies. And I have a visual aid in the form of this big tv!*Blood gestures to his left, and the camera pans over to reveal a big tv* Jackson, you say that if Colt's the White Knight, you must be the Black Knight, and that the Black Knight was always cooler and more dominant. That's funny, because I remember the Black Knight being like this...*Blood turns on the tv and presses play* Heh heh, yeah, that's you, Jackson. Absolutely. Come to think of it, that's also you, Seth. Because just exactly like the Black Knight in "Holy Grail", you want to keep on fighting when you have NO chance.[/quote]
Yousure you don't want a job in an exciting new growth industry?
Also, Whitey, Inc. is now accepting applications.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 30, 2011 19:28:05 GMT -5
And I dub thee "A guy who's running out of taunts and threats that are even remotely original, so he desperately resorts to stealing the material of more talented and better-looking guys, " or "A.G.W.R.O.O.T.A.T.T.A.E.R.O.S.H.D.R.T.S.T.M.O.M.T.A.B-L.G." for short.
Because that Black Knight comparison sure sounds familiar....*Blood turns on a nearby television* Word, Johnny. I mean, I talk a lot like a certain Merc With A Mouth, but I'm not all talk. Seth, on the other hand, has hung up his boots, and Naitch is just delusional.
By the way, I'd like to say something to DR Jackson as one of Colt's powerful allies. And I have a visual aid in the form of this big tv!*Blood gestures to his left, and the camera pans over to reveal a big tv* Jackson, you say that if Colt's the White Knight, you must be the Black Knight, and that the Black Knight was always cooler and more dominant. That's funny, because I remember the Black Knight being like this...*Blood turns on the tv and presses play* Heh heh, yeah, that's you, Jackson. Absolutely.Come to think of it, that's also you, Seth. Because just exactly like the Black Knight in "Holy Grail", you want to keep on fighting when you have NO chance.
Yousure you don't want a job in an exciting new growth industry?
Also, Whitey, Inc. is now accepting applications.
I'm happy where I am, thanks.
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Post by Topher is Human on May 31, 2011 3:52:45 GMT -5
Uhh Whitey, you know Blood is technically your boss right?
Oh and Gus... it was you losing the titles, immediately back to Blood and Stone that really started your losing streak... Just saying.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on May 31, 2011 6:04:07 GMT -5
Uhh Whitey, you know Blood is technically your boss right?
Oh and Gus... it was you losing the titles, immediately back to Blood and Stone that really started your losing streak... Just saying.
I know that, but he might have wanted to make some real money
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on May 31, 2011 6:44:55 GMT -5
Uhh Whitey, you know Blood is technically your boss right?
Oh and Gus... it was you losing the titles, immediately back to Blood and Stone that really started your losing streak... Just saying. Doesn't change the fact that I have pinfall victories over the two of them, together and seperately.
And it doesn't change the fact that the losing streak, just like your crew at STCS, is ended.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on May 31, 2011 11:59:46 GMT -5
Uhh Whitey, you know Blood is technically your boss right?
Oh and Gus... it was you losing the titles, immediately back to Blood and Stone that really started your losing streak... Just saying. Doesn't change the fact that I have pinfall victories over the two of them, together and seperately.
And it doesn't change the fact that the losing streak, just like your crew at STCS, is ended.
Your ho got my money?
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on May 31, 2011 12:13:35 GMT -5
Doesn't change the fact that I have pinfall victories over the two of them, together and seperately.
And it doesn't change the fact that the losing streak, just like your crew at STCS, is ended.
Your ho got my money? It's heading back your way via Express Mail.
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