Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on May 27, 2011 23:18:08 GMT -5
Barbed Wire Wrapped Barb Wire!
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2011 23:35:56 GMT -5
Barbed Wire Wrapped Barb Wire! BARBED WIRE WATER!!!Evil M slaps Doink in the Crowbar. Wrong thread, Mr. Reks.Tosses Doink/Reks back into the WWE: FAN Edition thread. Carry on. I'll bitch about my match later.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on May 28, 2011 7:20:21 GMT -5
Does your skank need to make some money, too? Any girl you would have I know wouldn't be adverse to working for me. Hell, I can put her and Seth's slut on the corner and sell them two-for-one and make enough to support their wellness-violating habits *Shaelin grabs steel chair wrapped in barbed wire* This may not be brutal enough, but it's the first- OOH! A ladder wrapped in barbed wire!!! This may be a bit much to try carrying, but- OOH! Sledgehammer wrapped in barbed wire!That was a hint. I suggest you take it.BARBED WIRE-WRAPPED STEEL STAIRS!!! I know your slut wants to make some real money
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on May 28, 2011 7:29:22 GMT -5
*Shaelin grabs steel chair wrapped in barbed wire* This may not be brutal enough, but it's the first- OOH! A ladder wrapped in barbed wire!!! This may be a bit much to try carrying, but- OOH! Sledgehammer wrapped in barbed wire!That was a hint. I suggest you take it.BARBED WIRE-WRAPPED STEEL STAIRS!!! I know your slut wants to make some real money Barbed wire-wrapped lawn mower, barbed wire-wrapped baseball bat, barbed wire-wrapped 2X4, barbed wire-wrapped Singapore cane...*Shaelin lifts her fist up to camera* Barbed wire-wrapped glove....Maybe we're not making it clear to you, so allow me to say this: Keep talking, and you're going to have a problem that NOTHING AND NOBODY can get you out of.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on May 28, 2011 8:14:38 GMT -5
I know your slut wants to make some real money Barbed wire-wrapped lawn mower, barbed wire-wrapped baseball bat, barbed wire-wrapped 2X4, barbed wire-wrapped Singapore cane...*Shaelin lifts her fist up to camera* Barbed wire-wrapped glove....Maybe we're not making it clear to you, so allow me to say this: Keep talking, and you're going to have a problem that NOTHING AND NOBODY can get you out of.
Cry me a river, and tell your skank I need to be milked
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on May 28, 2011 9:13:21 GMT -5
OOC: I decided ol' Whitey needed a harder edge, and needed to be an even bigger douchebag if I'm ever gonna be a main eventer. Also, now I think every heel in the company would get cheered facing me
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on May 28, 2011 12:08:07 GMT -5
OOC: I decided ol' Whitey needed a harder edge, and needed to be an even bigger douchebag if I'm ever gonna be a main eventer. Also, now I think every heel in the company would get cheered facing me OOC: it can't hurt to do that. in fact, it actually could bring out some different sides in any opponents.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 28, 2011 12:15:24 GMT -5
Whitey, you might want to make an appointment with a plastic surgeon because I will be rearranging your face to look like a Picaso.
Or maybe you can ask your friend Colt if you can borrow his Phantom of the Opera mask.
Oh and as far as me putting my wife on the line in a match, what part of "My wife is not for sale" do you not understand.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2011 15:38:38 GMT -5
OOC: I decided ol' Whitey needed a harder edge, and needed to be an even bigger douchebag if I'm ever gonna be a main eventer. Also, now I think every heel in the company would get cheered facing me OOC: I'd still find a way to be booed more than you.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 28, 2011 17:28:56 GMT -5
(OOC: This was co-written with Amigo.)
*Backstage...*
Fred G. Neric here, with the WWCF World Tag Team Champions, Blood & Stone. Mr. Blood, on Monday NiteRaw you saw your partner burn Jeremy Grave's face with a fireball, getting himself disqualified. He continued to assault Grave, culminating by Tiger-bombing him off the stage. Jeremy Grave is out indefinitely as a result. What are your thoughts on that?
Uh, honestly I'm a little worried. It's not that I have any love for Grave, but I still want to win against Jonathan Michaels and BRB when we defend our titles against them. I want to BEAT them, Johnny, and I'm worried that you're gonna lose control and get us DQ'd. Which would let us keep the belts, sure, but it'll still be a loss in the books, and I hate to lose.
Interesting. Mr. Stone, how do you respond to this?
Hah, Maybe the wimps should realize that I'm not f***ing playing around anymore, and just no-show! These pathetic refs, they'll DQ ya at the slightest drop of blood! All of them, they better learn that what happened to that guy isn't just a one-time occurence! Everybody in the WWCF that ain't a Pantheon member that comes my way is goona die one way or the other!
Whoa whoa, Johnny, Johnny, calm down! That's what post-match beatdowns are for. Or the hardcore division. But we're facing Jonathan Michaels again, this time with BRB, and this time I want to prove to any doubters who are still out there that we can beat him fairly. We just gotta do what we've always done, and--
Hardcore title, eh? That gives me a very good idea! Ryan, you know Johnny Stone is always bee on your side, and just tonight, I'll try not to get DQ'd. Now, if you excuse me, I gots to find a title application.
*As Stone walks out of the shot, Neric glances as Blood questioningly, holding up the mic. Blood seems at a loss for what to say.*
Uh...no comment...
*Blood marches out of the shot in the other direction.*
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on May 28, 2011 22:14:13 GMT -5
Whitey, you might want to make an appointment with a plastic surgeon because I will be rearranging your face to look like a Picaso.
Or maybe you can ask your friend Colt if you can borrow his Phantom of the Opera mask.
Oh and as far as me putting my wife on the line in a match, what part of "My wife is not for sale" do you not understand. Coward.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on May 28, 2011 22:15:27 GMT -5
OOC: I decided ol' Whitey needed a harder edge, and needed to be an even bigger douchebag if I'm ever gonna be a main eventer. Also, now I think every heel in the company would get cheered facing me OOC: I'd still find a way to be booed more than you. That's a goddamn lie
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Post by General Adam on May 28, 2011 22:19:03 GMT -5
Wind up monkey: Well done General. The Sam will be our next victim.
Yes master.
Wind up monkey: After the Sam falls, so will soon the WWCF.
Yes master.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 29, 2011 0:29:09 GMT -5
Whitey, you might want to make an appointment with a plastic surgeon because I will be rearranging your face to look like a Picaso.
Or maybe you can ask your friend Colt if you can borrow his Phantom of the Opera mask.
Oh and as far as me putting my wife on the line in a match, what part of "My wife is not for sale" do you not understand. Coward. I'm facing you and Caleb in a two on one and I am not hiding behind anything.............a coward I am not.
And if you think in our handicap match that I will be running and hiding.............well, maybe I should steal a chapter from the chimpanzee and rip your face off.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on May 29, 2011 1:31:07 GMT -5
I'm facing you and Caleb in a two on one and I am not hiding behind anything.............a coward I am not.
And if you think in our handicap match that I will be running and hiding.............well, maybe I should steal a chapter from the chimpanzee and rip your face off.
Turn around so I can see the yellow stripe on your back
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 29, 2011 13:28:31 GMT -5
I'm facing you and Caleb in a two on one and I am not hiding behind anything.............a coward I am not.
And if you think in our handicap match that I will be running and hiding.............well, maybe I should steal a chapter from the chimpanzee and rip your face off.
Turn around so I can see the yellow stripe on your back I see the yellow on belly just fine.
Consider yourself lucky you are not officially a member of the Pantheon because while you may end up looking like Gary Oldman from Hannibal, at least you will still be alive.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on May 29, 2011 13:55:35 GMT -5
Turn around so I can see the yellow stripe on your back I see the yellow on belly just fine.
Consider yourself lucky you are not officially a member of the Pantheon because while you may end up looking like Gary Oldman from Hannibal, at least you will still be alive. When you feel a lil bit of Souther Discomfort, you may change your mind
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 29, 2011 14:22:29 GMT -5
(From WWCF.com)
#1 CONTENDER NAMED FOR INTER-FORUM CHAMPIONSHIP![/size]
-Under the thirty day rule, Ryan Bergman must defend his championship at our upcoming "Survivor Team Challenge Series" pay-per-view. After careful consideration, we have chosen Caleb Fourchon as his challenger. [/i]
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on May 29, 2011 14:34:48 GMT -5
Congratulations to my v.p., Caleb Fourchon
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on May 29, 2011 15:05:17 GMT -5
Blood, Stone, I don't know what to think of you guys anymore, but I do know that irregardless of our past history, I finally have I partner I can fully rely on in Boiler Room Brawler.
I also know that the third time's the charm.
So I don't care about the past or the present, all I care about is the future, and that's after Brawler and I walk away Tag Team Champions.
And let your leader Colt know that I'm still waiting for an answer.
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