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Post by The Tank on Apr 4, 2011 16:32:32 GMT -5
While Ric Flair distracts the ref and Bobby Roode has Alex Shelley outside the ring, James Storm hits Chris Sabin with a bottle of milk.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 4, 2011 16:33:27 GMT -5
BEER!
MONEY!!
WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 4, 2011 16:36:48 GMT -5
Shelley with a face saving superkick
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 4, 2011 16:41:12 GMT -5
Shelley and Sabin begin to wear down Beer Money, using the speed advantage to hit quick strikes on Beer Money. Sabin sends Storm to the outside before bouncing off the ropes, connecting with a dive to Storm.
Back in the ring, Shelley begins setting Roode up for the Sliced Bread #2. As Shelley begins running to the ropes, Flair jumps onto the apron, threatening to come into the ring. The ref goes over to try and stop Flair as Shelley connects with the move. Shelley goes for the pin as Flair is still arguing with the ref, never noticing Storm slide into the ring. Storm blasts Shelley with a beer bottle before putting Roode on top of Shelley. Flair begins pointing at the pin, prompting the ref to make the count.
1... 2... 3...!
JB: Here are your winners, Beer Money Inc.!
Tenay: Again, more cheating by Beer Money. West: Cheating? What are you talking about? Tenay: I'm talking about Flair distracting the ref and Storm using the beer bottle! The Guns had this match won! West: But who's getting their hands raised in victory? Beer Money is.
*As Tenay and West bicker, the titantron flickers for a second before playing a video.*
SEE RED
4/8/11
West: What the heck? Tenay: Looks like Red is throwing his name in for the Xscape Match.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 4, 2011 16:46:08 GMT -5
Eric Bischoff walks down to the ring.
Tenay: Well we learned a couple of weeks ago that the WCTNA board of Directors had removed Eric Bischoff from a position of power and gave him the post of "Creative Consultant". West: Whatever that means. Tenay: And you can guarentee Bischoff is not happy about it.
So that's it? After everything I have done for this company, that's it? I'm just removed from my position without even being consulted?
What the hell do you people want from me? I came in to your small time promotion. And I didn't come alone. I brought names with me. Jeff Hardy, Rob Van Dam, Mr Anderson. And the biggest name of them all, Hulk Hogan. They are all here because of me. I took your little glorified indie fed and I tried to make it bigger and better. And what did you people do? You hated me for it! A whole bunch of guys in the locker room hated me for it. When I formed a group comprised of the talent that I thought would lead this company into the future, they formed a group to oppose me!
At the end of the day, you are all just typical wrestling fans. You hate what I'm trying to do just because it isn't what you want. You fail to see the big picture. But if any of you were given the book, this company would be out of business within three months!
I don't need this. I have plenty of other ventures I could fall back on. I didn't do this for me. I did it because WCTNA management sent out a call. They wanted the savior of WCW, the golden boy who saved pro wrestling to work his magic. But all throughout I was hamstrung by the same things I had in my WCW tenure. The left hand didn't know what the right was doing and I was left in the middle of it. I did my best with what I had but none of you, not one of you, appriciated it. And who takes the fall for WCTNA management not having a damn clue? Me. I was removed from my position as Management Director and replaced with a man who was overrated as a wrestler and decidely third rate as an announcer. Well I tell you, I am not taking it anymore. I am not leaving this ring until somebody in charge gives me some answers!
Taz walks down to the ring, a smile on his face.
An overrated wrestler and a third rate announcer? Y'know Eric, I've been called a lot of things, both behind my back and in front of my face, so your words mean absolutely nothing to me. Although if you're really looking for a third rate announcer, I'd suggest taking a good look in a mirror. That's right, I watched WCW back in the day, and you were definitely the third wheel of the team.
Now, as for why the Board of Directors decided to replace you, well, I thought I made myself clear last week. You may have been trying to help out younger kids, but the way you went about it Eric is what opened their eyes. You had Dinero and his thugs assault Samoa Joe before suspending him, you allow Dinero to attack me, to drive his knees into my neck. You stood there and gloated while I was on the mat, wondering if this would be the thing that drove me out of WCTNA.
But you know what? I fought, just like I fought almost twenty years ago when my neck was broken for the first time. I refused to let my last moment in wrestling be Dinero getting one over me, and you better get on your knees and thank God that there was no lasting damage. Within a week I was back on my feet, and lucky me, that's when I got the call from the higher ups. They said that for all the good you did, for all the names you got to come, you did more harm than good. You brought people who were here for nothing more than a paycheck, you showed blatant bias, you stood by while this place tried to tear itself apart.
For all your talk of helping WCTNA, of taking us to heights never seen before, you're nothing more than the same damn jackass Paul made you out to be back in the day. Hell, you yourself admitted that you have other ventures outside of wrestling, which proves the level of commitment you have to this company. The Board needed someone who can commit to this place, who will put aside his friendship for the sake of business. See, the boys in the back respect me because they know that I'm not giving anyone any special favors. You... enough said.
Does that answer your question Eric?
Is that so? Well let me tell you something about your buddy Paul E. If he knew anything about the wrestling business he'd still be in it. There was a reason why I was kicking McMahon's ass while Paul E was accepting his cheques just to stay afloat. And lets face the facts. You wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me. Those three letters you cling to would mean nothing if I hadn't changed the entire industry back in 1996! I created a revolution. What exactly have you done? Be exposed as another hack talent who was fooled by those idiots in Philly into thinking he was something only to find out he couldn't cut it when he got to the big leagues? There's a reason your buddies Raven and Sandman and Shane Douglas and Mike Awesome were snapped up by WCW when you weren't. Because I never wanted you!
And you know what? I'm proud of that fact! I'm glad I didn't sell out like Awesome and Douglas and all of them. I'm glad I didn't agree to a fat paycheck just to be turned into something I'm not. A Fat Chick Thriller? A feud with Ric Flair? A knock-off of Raven's Nest? No, I was happier suplexing every sucker that stepped through that curtain and proving that I was a top athlete. That's why I stayed with Paul instead of selling out to you, because I would rather make nothing and be happy then make thousands and hate going to work.
You want to say that it was you who started the revolution? That Hulk Hogan being wrestling's bad boy is what changed wrestling? No, it was a group of guys in Philly who brought the Revolution. It was us who were putting on professional wrestling when you were putting on crap that no one wanted to watch. You had one good idea Eric, just one, and you've used that for over ten years to label yourself as "The Golden Boy" of wrestling. But now that everyone's looking past that, now that everyone can see the real you, they know the truth. That you're just a one-hit wonder, desperately trying to remain in the spotlight.
I'm not the one who desperately clings to a company that, let's face it, was a glorified indie promotion. Let's face it, that's what WCTNA and ECW have in common. An average promotion with a couple of good ideas that their fanbase overhype to hell. You may look down on my accomplishments but I did something Heyman never did and I did something Jeff Jarrett never did. I challenged the big boys up north. And moreso, ran a promotion that actually made money. So tell me again, what the hell have you ever done?
Let's see. Triple Crown Champion, Hardcore Champion, Legit Badass, and let's not forget, the man who took your job and became Management Director.
Unlike you Eric, I've been a wrestler. I've stood in a ring across form a man who wants to beat me, and I've tasted victory and defeat. I know what every single guy in the back goes through. I can actually relate to them. You just tell guys what you think they want to hear before going to your hand-picked boys, your "Chosen", what the real deal is. I won't do that. I'll level with all the boys in the back. I'm treating them all the same. From AJ Styles to The Guns to Kurt Angle, they're all on equal footing with me.
THAT is why I'm more fit to take on this job than you Eric. You made things personal when it didn't have to be. So instead of playing the victim here, why don't you just accept your role and get out of my ring, or I'll make you just another victim.
So you've been in the ring? That doen't mean you have any idea how to run things.
Tell you what, fine. I'll just get out of your way. But this isn't over. Not by a long shot.
We'll see about that.
Bischoff and Taz begin to stare one another down as we go to a commercial.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 4, 2011 16:48:39 GMT -5
Personally, though, I would totally let Bischoff run my wrestling company before I'd let Tazz?
Not for nuffin'
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 4, 2011 16:54:15 GMT -5
Tenay: A volatile metteing between Taz and Eric Bischoff moments ago. West: Bischoff's hurt that Taz was given his job. The again, I would be too if Taz came and took my job. JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Venice Beach, California. Weighing in at 250, "The Icon", STING!! Tenay: The former Legend's Champion looking to get back on the winning track. West: Come on Tenay. You know who his opponent is. Do you really think Sting has a chance? Tenay: Knowing Sting, yes. JB: And his opponent, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 240 pounds. He is wrestling's only Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle! Tenay: Earlier in the program Angle revealed his last three picks for his team at Lockdown. West: Beer Money and Morgan Jackson, teaming with Kurt and D'Angelo Dinero? Jarrett doesn't stand a chance Tenay. Tenay: Like I said Don, we still don't know who Jarrett's fifth man is yet. And something tells me that could be the difference maker. Sting vs. Kurt Angle First to 3, 10 Minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 4, 2011 16:56:50 GMT -5
Angle with a german.
I think his name is Gunter.
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Angle with an AnCole lock
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 4, 2011 16:59:41 GMT -5
Angle with an RKO.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 4, 2011 17:01:01 GMT -5
Sting tries going for the Scorpion Death Drop, but Angle is able to counter the move into the Angle Slam. Angle quickly locks in the Ankle Lock, forcing the tap out.
JB: Here is your winner, Kurt Angle!
Angle keeps the hold locked in, screaming that Jarrett won't be able to pick a man with a broken ankle. After a few more seconds, Angle releases the hold before sliding out of the ring, allowing the ref to check on Sting.
West: And that's why Jarrett has no chance. Because Kurt wants it more. Tenay: He tried to break the man's ankle! And you're condoning it? West: You have to make a statement Tenay. And Kurt definitely made a statement.
Daffney is sitting backstage singing softly to herself while she draws on a sketchbook with crayons.
Warm kitty, soft kitty, little ball of fur. Sleepy kitty, happy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
As Daffney continues to draw, Taylor Wilde begins approaching her, an unreadable expression on her face.
Sigh..... Daffney. What are you doing?
I'm just drawing pretty little pictures. It cheers me up when I get sad. Why? What are you doing?
What am I-are you kidding me?! I get word that I have a match tonight, only to find out that it's teaming with you. Probably the last woman I want to see right now.
I swear, I am going to choke Taz for making this match. That jackass.
Hm. It's been so long since you hated me I almost forgot what it was like. I kinda missed it.
That's it? That's all you have to say? You didn't even hear a word I said didn't you? All you heard was my tone and felt nostalgic for a bit.
I don't get you Daffney. You're sitting here drawing while I'm fighting the urge to tackle you to the ground.
What do you want me to say? I thought you'd understand. I really did. But you don't. So what is there to say?
That's the thing. What don't I get? What don't I understand? When are you going to stop playing these f***ing games and give me a straight answer for once?!
How many times do I have to say it? You're better than me. I don't want you to end up like me. You deserve better than this. You deserve better than me. So needed you hate me. To make it easier. And it worked. Maybe a little too well. But that's okay. I forgive you.
What if that's what I want? What if I want to be like you? You never even gave me that opportunity Daffney. You never asked me if that's what I wanted. You never got my input. You just went ahead and did what you thought was best. And honestly, I've never felt like this. Every day I wake up is the worst day ever, so I've got nothing to look forward to. All I have is an empty hole in my heart, and the only person who could have fixed that is the person who's pushing me away. Who wants me to hate her. So if fighting you, if drawing your blood is what'll get me close to you, then so be it.
Is that what you wanted to hear?
I'm sorry, Taylor. I'm so sorry.
Daffney bows her head and starts crying. Taylor immediately has a look of regret on her face as she approaches Daffney.
Daff, I'm sorry. I just needed you to hear me out. To understand where I'm coming from.
Daffney suddenly lashes out and grabs Taylor round the neck.
No, you need to understand. I am sorry. I really am. I tried to make this easy on you. I did. But you want you know the truth? I realised something when I was battling Kong. Once upon a time, Awesome Kong was the most feared woman in WCTNA. But then she was nothing. And you know why? Because she allowed herself to become human. She got soft. And most of all she got attachments. Attachments to Madison. That was what made her weak. And I realised I had the same ties. To you. Ties which had to be severed. So realise this. I loved you. That's why I tried to make it easy on you. But you just had to keep pushing.
Daffney releases her grip.
Happy now?
Taylor merely shakes her head as tears begin to well in her eyes.
After what you said, how could I be? How can I stand here and listen to you say that I'm making you weak?
Truth hurts, doesn't it?
Daffney goes back to drawing in her sketchbook.
Hush little baby, don't say a word. Momma's gonna buy you a mocking bird.
Daff, look at me.
And if that mocking bird don't sing. Momma's gonna buy you a diamond ring.
Daffney, stop it.
And if that diamond ring turns brass...
What's the matter? I thought you liked to hear me sing?
Don't do this to me Daffney. After everything else, don't do this.
Why don't you just run along and I'll see you out there, okay?
Sigh..... you are the worst thing that has happened to me.
Taylor shakes her head before leaving.
Now, where did I put the purple?
Daffney looks among her crayons until she finds the color she's looking for.
Ah, there it is.
The camera pulls in to reveal what Daffney has been working on. A figure with blonde hair in a blue outfit standing side by side with a purple clad figure with black hair.
Now that doesn't work. That doesn't work at all.
And with that Daffney scribbles her crayon all over the page before ripping it out and tearing it to shreds in a seeming fury.
Why can't I ever get it right?
Daffney sighs and looks pensive as we go to a commercial.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 4, 2011 17:08:22 GMT -5
Tenay: Daffney looking to completely burn the bridge between her and Taylor Wilde. West: You have to wonder Mike, how are they going to be able to co-exist later tonight? JB: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall! Introducing first, representing The Jackson Three. From Fairfield, Connecticut, weighing in at 330 pounds, Morgan Jackson! West: The big man on Team Angle is about to send a message to all of Team Jarrett tonight. Tenay: Don't sound too cocky Don. Morgan has a big task ahead of him. JB: And his opponent, representing The Frontline and being accompanied to the ring by Miss Valerie. He is the WCTNA Heavyweight Champion, "The Monster" Abyss! Tenay: Abyss is going to have his hands full tonight Don. Not only does he have to deal with Morgan Jackson, but tonight he finds out who he'll face at Lockdown. West: Raven and Lethal both have their reasons for wanting to take on Abyss. But before he gets sidetracked by that, he'll need to focus on the match. Morgan Jackson vs. Abyss First to 3, 10 Minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 4, 2011 17:14:26 GMT -5
Abyss with a chokeslam
He is the world champion.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 4, 2011 17:16:47 GMT -5
Morgan with a boot.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Apr 4, 2011 17:19:02 GMT -5
Abyss with a sidewalk slam.
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Morgan with a Boot
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 4, 2011 17:22:37 GMT -5
Morgan clothesline Abyss over the top rope, sending both men to the outside. Morgan and Abyss continue to brawl on the outside past the ten count, forcing the ref to make the call.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has decided that this match is a double countout!
The crowd boos as Morgan merely shrugs his shoulders before mouthing "You never beat me".
Tenay: Morgan Jackson seeming a bit confident heading into his match Don. West: You have to have that confidence if you're gonna be in Lethal Lockdown. Tenay: Regardless, let's hear from his brothers, Nick and Matt.
Tonight we take on a tag team gauntlet, where the winner does… something.
I would say the winner faces the champs at Lockdown, but this is Taz’s company, it’s his call. Now, the Jacksons have been having a little trouble recently, but let’s focus on the positives tonight.
Tonight we take on various teams in the gauntlet, now we’re an X Division Tag Team…
Like Rated SharKO.
Rated SharKO, yes, they have lost the Feast or Fired Briefcase, and Shark Boy failed to secure the X Division title in the Ultimate X match. Now, winning this for them, it would be big to send Rated SharKO on the route back up the tag team division.
Presumably this gauntlet match has a point beyond being a gauntlet match, but I digress. Rated SharKO have everything to gain, and well, just as much to lose as normal, so we better watch out for them.
Now, it is time for a wonderful tranisition to a different tag team.
London Brawling.
Brits.
All right, Inc Ink.
Metalheads.
London Underground.
Didn’t we talk about them, like just before.
Different Brits.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 4, 2011 17:27:53 GMT -5
Madison Rayne makes her way to the ring.
OK Sarita. I gave you and Winter one week. Now I want to know. Are you two going to face me and my partner, or are you just like I suspected? All talk, no backbone.
Sarita and Winter walk out on stage.
Maddy Maddy Maddy. You just don’t know when to quit, do you? Don’t you remember what happened to your last mystery partner? Do you really want to be responsible for another poor woman’s career ending prematurely? Do you really want to drag yet another promising career down the tubes with you?
Ah mean, c’mon luv! Ya saw whut we did t’Kong! Whut makes ya think the same thing won’t happen t’whoever ya get fahr Lahckdown?
Winter, I don’t know if anyone’s ever said this to you before, but I didn’t understand a damn word you just said!
Huge cheers from the crowd.
Now look. I asked you a question. Are we gonna have this match or not?!
Sarita and Winter look at each other.
We accept.
Good. Me and my partner will see you two at Lockdown.
The crowd cheers as we go to a commercial.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 4, 2011 17:35:13 GMT -5
Tenay: Well, it's been decided. Madison Rayne and a mystery partner will take on Sarita and Winter. West: These "mystery partner" deals never work out Tenay. Tenay: Hogan being the third man? West: ...... Shut up. JB: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall, and it is a handicap match! Introducing first, from Tokyo, Japan.... Hamada! Tenay: Last week Wilde Violence managed to defeat Daffney. Will Hamada have better success than the Women's Champ? West: I hate to say it, but Hamada does have a chance. If only because Taylor and Daffney are too busy fighting each other. JB: And her opponents. First, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Taylor Wilde! *Taylor makes her way down to the ring, looking like she'd rather be anywhere else.* Tenay: Taylor looking rather depressed heading into this match. West: I don't think I need to tell you why Tenay. Daffney all but shoved her away. JB: And her partner, from Sybil, Texas. She is the reigning Women's Champion..... Daffney! Tenay: Well, this should be interesting. Daffney can't trust her partner after what happened. West: I wouldn't be surprised if Daffney did think she could trust Taylor. Chick's crazy. Taylor Wilde and Daffney vs. Hamada Hamada needs 4 votes, Taylor and Daffney need 3 10 Minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 4, 2011 17:39:45 GMT -5
Taylor with an arm drag
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