Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 4, 2011 17:49:18 GMT -5
Taylor drops off the ring apron almost every time Daffney looks to go for the tag, yelling that Daffney has it under control. Hamada shakes her head as Daffney and Taylor begin arguing before coming up from behind, hitting a strong German Suplex. As Hamada gets to her feet, Taylor begins yelling at her to end the match, to finish Daffney once and for all. Hamada gets distracted long enough for Daffney to spin her around, hitting Daff Knees. Taylor drops off the apron in disgust as Daffney makes the pin.
1... 2.... 3....!
JB: Here are your winners, Taylor Wilde and Daffney!
Daffney begins to celebrate her win, not noticing Taylor slide in with the Women's Title. Taylor spins Daffney around before hitting her in the face with the belt, sending Daffney to the ground. Taylor gets on one knee before cradling Daffney's head, softly kissing her before rolling to the outside.
West: Tenay... what did we just witness? Tenay: Daffney was the only to play mind games with Taylor a few months back. I think Taylor's doing the same to her. West: Oh. Tenay: Sigh, while Don tries to compose himself, let's hear from Rated SharKO.
Ladies and gentlemen. It is my extreme displeasure to be standing here with Rated ShaRKO.
Thanks for the warm welcome, Brooke.
Whatever. So tonight you’re in a tag team gauntlet match for a shot at the World Tag Team Championships. Big match, big deal. Talk about it.
Gladly.
A lotta people think that since we lost the briefcase, that Rated ShaRKO is down and out! But that ain’t even close to the truth! Sure, there’ve been setbacks! Sure, Ol’ Sharky got a little caught up with tryin’ to win some gold for himself! Sure, Ric Flair is just a smelly old anchovy!
Get to the point, man.
Dammit, my point is this! Everyone has setbacks! It’s how you deal with them that truly measures your character!
Nice!
Really?!
Yeah! Glad to know I’m not the only Degrassi fan!
Shark Boy and JKO just stare at Brooke.
…Anyway.
Yeah, we haven’t had the best of luck recently. But that’s all about to change. Rated ShaRKO will be your next World Tag Team Champions. Count on it!
Shark Boy swims away.
So…
KC and Jenna. Think they’ll make good parents?
Too soon to tell.
So uh…
You gonna follow him?
Oh. Yeah.
Later.
JKO walks off.
…I hate my job.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 4, 2011 17:57:11 GMT -5
*The camera cuts backstage to London Underground.* Alright mate, focus. Tonight, we have four other teams. Four pairs of useless wankers standing between us and the gold. We know we're the best team. It's time to prove it.Damn right Magnus. We've been looked over time and time again. This time, we're going for gold. We've got teams who don't have the wrestling ability, the charisma, the dashing good looks that we have. The mere fact that we have to be in this match is practically an insult, but I'll let it slide.You alright Des? You sound different.Feelin' fine mate. Point is, Rated SharKO, The Jacksons, Ink Inc., and those wankers London Brawling.... they're nothing compared to us. So let's go out there and prove it.*Wolfe exits the ring as Magnus smiles.* About damn time that wanker gets his head on straight.*The camera cuts to ringside with JB.* JB: The following contest is a tag team gauntlet match, with the winners getting a title match against Team 3D at Lockdown! JB: Introducing first, the team that drew number one. Shark Boy and JKO.... Rated SharKO! Tenay: SharKO determined to get back to their winning ways. West: Starting from number one? I don't like their odds. JB: And the team that drew number two, Doug Williams and Rob Terry, London Brawling. Tenay: The former champs looking to regain their belts. West: Well they certainly have a mountain to climb. Three other teams are waiting in the wings. Rated SharKO vs. London Brawling. First to 3, 10 Minutes
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2011 18:01:21 GMT -5
JKO with the JKO! ...Never figured out what the hell that is.
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 4, 2011 18:01:41 GMT -5
I'll tell you who I'm voting for, London Brawling, becuase they eat guys like Shark Boy for lunch.
And Why?
BECAUSE HE'S A DAMN FISH!!!!!
(Wolfe with a plancha)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2011 18:02:25 GMT -5
Shark Boy with a kick from beneath the sea
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 4, 2011 18:02:33 GMT -5
Shark Boy with a Fishing Line
Yes, he did used to call his clothesline that.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2011 18:03:50 GMT -5
I'll tell you who I'm voting for, London Brawling, becuase they eat guys like Shark Boy for lunch.
And Why?
BECAUSE HE'S A DAMN FISH!!!!!(Wolfe with a plancha) London Brawling is Terry and Williams. Wolfe and Magnus are London Underground.
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Apr 4, 2011 18:05:09 GMT -5
London Brawling is Terry and Williams. Wolfe and Magnus are London Underground. See bro, I told you they weren't the same.
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 4, 2011 18:05:36 GMT -5
I'll tell you who I'm voting for, London Brawling, becuase they eat guys like Shark Boy for lunch.
And Why?
BECAUSE HE'S A DAMN FISH!!!!!(Wolfe with a plancha) London Brawling is Terry and Williams. Wolfe and Magnus are London Underground. DON'T YOU CORRECT ME, GUPPY!
I'M RIC FLAIR!!!
I AM GAWD!!!!!(SORRY, THAT IS CONFUSING.)
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 4, 2011 18:07:17 GMT -5
Doug Williams grabs Shark Boy from behind, looking to hit the Chaos Theory. But Shark Boy is able to counter, hitting the Chummer! Cover! 1.... 2.... 3....! JB: Here are your winners, Rated SharKO! Tenay: SharKO moving to the next round. West: But who are their opponents? West: f***ING METAL!!! Tenay: Oh great. JB: Their opponents, the team of Shannon Moore and Jesse Long, iNk iNc.! Tenay: Well this should be a good match. SharKO don't seem too tired after defeating London Brawling. West: f***ING METAL!!! Tenay: Would you please stop? West: Never. Rated SharKO vs. iNk iNc. First to 3, 10 Minutes
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Post by lodirulz on Apr 4, 2011 18:07:19 GMT -5
Tenay: Team 3D, thank you for joining us for this match.
Our pleasure.
West: Devon, who do you like in this match?
WHO CARES ABOUT THIS MATCH? Did you see what happened before we came out here? Hubba Bubba, give me some lumba!
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 4, 2011 18:09:32 GMT -5
YOU KNOW WHO I'M VOTING FOR?
JKO.
I HATE THAT DAMN FISH, BUT EVEN I CAN'T VOTE FOR SHANNON MOORE!
WOOOOOOOOOO!(JKO with a moonsault)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2011 18:09:32 GMT -5
Shark Boy with the Shark Attack!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 4, 2011 18:14:26 GMT -5
I think it's InK InC rather than iNk iNc.
JKO with a Clothesline From Hell
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 4, 2011 18:16:24 GMT -5
Neal and Moore begin wearing JKO down, trying to get the victory and move on in the tournament. But JKO fights back, managing to catch Moore with a DDT. With Neal isolated, JKO hits the Black Ice for the three. JB: Here are your winners, Rated SharKO! Tenay: SharKO does it again. West: NOOOO!! f***ING METAL!! Tenay: It's over Don. JB: Their opponents, the team of Matt and Nick, The Jacksons! Tenay: The Jacksons looking to make a name for themselves here, and with SharKO looking a little tired, we could see an upset Don. West: f***ing metal.... Tenay: It'll be okay. Rated SharKO vs. The Jacksons Due to fatigue, Rated SharKO needs 4 votes, while The Jacksons need 3 10 Minutes
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2011 18:18:56 GMT -5
Shark Boy bites Nick Jackson!
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Apr 4, 2011 18:20:48 GMT -5
Nick Jackson add three unnecessary flips to a spinkick to Shark Boy.
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Post by lodirulz on Apr 4, 2011 18:21:07 GMT -5
The Jacksons? Ain't they dead?
.... That's going to be really offensive to some people. No. This is a wrestling group, not a singing group. And not all of them of dead!
Oh... right. They must be them criminal boys form up north, H-Shadeow and Fluke Minus! But what are they doing in the Impact Zone?
I swear, you never fail to amuse me.
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 4, 2011 18:21:10 GMT -5
THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DAMN FISH, TIME FOR YOU TO FLOAT TO THE TOP!!!
(Nick with a headbutt.)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 4, 2011 18:21:44 GMT -5
Shark Boy with a Thesz Press with a punny sea related name!
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