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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2011 18:22:30 GMT -5
Shark Boy with a Thesz Press with a punny sea related name! Let's call that the Blackbeard Bounce.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 4, 2011 18:22:57 GMT -5
The Jacksons? Ain't they dead?.... That's going to be really offensive to some people. No. This is a wrestling group, not a singing group. And not all of them of dead!Oh... right. They must be them criminal boys form up north, H-Shadeow and Fluke Minus! But what are they doing in the Impact Zone?I swear, you never fail to amuse me. ...... you entertain me.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2011 18:25:52 GMT -5
Criminal Reference! That just made my day
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 4, 2011 18:30:09 GMT -5
JKO tries to go for Black Magic again, but Matt Jackson slips out before lifting JKO onto his shoulders. Matt hits a rolling Kenton Bomb before leaping to the top rope hitting a moonsault! Matt gets to his feet before knocking Shark Boy off the apron as Nick gets to the top and hits the 450 Splash! More Bang For Your Buck! Cover! 1... 2... 3....! JB: Here are your winners, The Jacksons! Tenay: A tough break for Rated SharKO after beating InK InC and London Brawling. West: But The Jacksons have one more team Tenay. JB: And the final team, Desmond Wolfe and Brutus Magnus, London Underground! Tenay: These two have said they want the gold, if only to satisfy their egos. West: They've got the skills to back those claims up Tenay. It's just a matter of getting the shot. London Underground vs. The Jacksons First to 3, 10 Minutes
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2011 18:32:07 GMT -5
Nick with a Superkick
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 4, 2011 18:32:46 GMT -5
I'm almost sure you did that on purpose.
Wolfe with a lariat
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 4, 2011 18:33:27 GMT -5
Wolfe with a jawbreaker lariat.
I get a vote too. I just choose when to use it.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 4, 2011 18:34:43 GMT -5
Yeah, and your guys just happen to come in last.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 4, 2011 18:36:19 GMT -5
I'm almost sure you did that on purpose. Honestly, no. The drawing was all done on random.org. I almost cringed when I saw Rated SharKO at first, though I thought they could pull a MCMG and beat all the teams.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 4, 2011 18:36:41 GMT -5
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLFE with a plancha.
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Post by lodirulz on Apr 4, 2011 18:36:51 GMT -5
Hey Devon, what ever happened to that Guido kid, Robbie E?
Don't know. Haven't seen him in a while. But rumor has it, he was last seen in a run down apartment basement having an orgasm over Snookie. Really sad stuff.
West: Forget about her, meet me in the parking lot if you want to gossip about her! Who you going for in this one? Ray?
That's a really good question. Both teams we would be thrilled with to wrestle against. I guess it comes to wants it more.
I just might take you up on that offer Don. She's got some fine stuff in her arsenal herself!
What is this, a freaking teenage girl's sleepover? Focus on the match!
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Apr 4, 2011 18:37:44 GMT -5
Nick with a standing punch.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 4, 2011 18:39:38 GMT -5
I'm almost sure you did that on purpose. Honestly, no. The drawing was all done on random.org. I almost cringed when I saw Rated SharKO at first, though I thought they could pull a MCMG and beat all the teams. You know I was joking?
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 4, 2011 18:42:37 GMT -5
The Jacksons try to use their speed, frustrating Wolfe with their constant double team moves. As Nick has Magnus isolated, Matt tries to go for More Bang For Your Buck once again, hoisting Wolfe onto his shoulders. As Matt goes for the rolling Kenton Bomb, Wolfe slips out before grabbing the arm, forcing Matt to the mat and locking in the London Dungeon. Nick goes to help his brother, but Magnus clips him in the back of the knee. Matt holds out for as long as he can before tapping out.
JB: Here are your winners, and the #1 Contenders to the WCTNA Tag Team Titles, London Underground!
Tenay: Wolfe and Magnus get the shot that they've been wanting for months now. West: The only problem is they're going up against Team 3D, a team that London Underground hasn't beat yet! Tenay: Lockdown could change all that in an instant Don.
Wolfe and Magnus begin celebrating in the ring as we go to a commercial.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 4, 2011 18:48:36 GMT -5
Tenay: Ladies and gentlemen, up next we determine who will take on Abyss for the World Title. West: Jay Lethal was on a tear before Destination X, and while I may not like the guy, you can't deny that Raven would be quite the match for Abyss. JB: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall, and it is to determine the #1 Contender to the WCTNA Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, from Elizabeth, New Jersey, weighing in at 215 pounds. He is the former WCTNA Heavyweight Champion, JAY LETHAL!! Tenay: You just know that Lethal would love another chance at the title he never lost. West: Hey, he knew the rules of a triple threat. Tenay: Dinero was added moments before the match! Lethal didn't have time to prepare for him! West: Excuses. JB: And his opponent, from The Bowery, weighing in at 245 pounds. This is RAVEN!! Tenay: Raven being unusually quiet as of late. West: That's not always a good thing though Mike. At least when he talked we had an idea of what was going on in his mind. Now? He's completely unpredictable. Tenay: Good point. Number One Contenders Match Jay Lethal vs. Raven First to 3, 10 Minutes
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2011 18:49:41 GMT -5
Raven with a DDT
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 4, 2011 18:51:14 GMT -5
Jay with a Lethalplex
As much as I'd love to have Abyss v Raven in a cage, logically it doesn't make sense to vote Raven.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 4, 2011 18:56:38 GMT -5
Raven with a suplex
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 4, 2011 18:59:24 GMT -5
Well so much for that.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 4, 2011 19:01:25 GMT -5
Raven hardly puts up a fight, as his offense seems lethargic. Several times his grabs Lethal for the Raven Effect, but simply shoves him to the mat every time. By contrast, Lethal puts everything on the line, constantly pushing the pace when Raven slows it down. At the end of the match, Raven grabs Lethal in the Raven Effect position once again, only for Lethal to spin out before getting Raven in position for the Lethal Combination. Lethal goes for the backbreaker, but Raven pulls him down to the mat, hitting the Raven Effect. Raven goes for the cover...
1... 2... 3...!
JB: Here is your winner, Raven!
Raven merely rolls out of the ring, heading to the back.
Tenay: I can't believe it, but Raven gets a World Title match against Abyss. West: This silent character of his is starting to creep me out Tenay. I almost want to hear him talk again. Tenay: Well, lets head to the back with AJ Styles.
AJ Styles is preparing for his match in his locker room when Jeff Jarrett enters.
You ready? I'm counting on you, buddy.
You don't have to worry about me. besides, I got my own score to settle with Dinero. But it's not him I'm worried about.
What do you mean?
Well all of Team Angle is gonna be down there.
Don't worry about that. Me, Chris and Alex will have your back.
What about the other guy?
Oh he'll be here. Don't worry about it.
I'm not worried. I just...like things to go to plan.
Heh, I know what you mean.
You've got a score to settle?
*D'Angelo Dinero enters the locker room, AJ Styles immediately standing up and going eye-to-eye with him.*
After all the screwjobs over the last few weeks, Pope's gotta thank you for that one, AJ. I needed a good laugh. You wanna settle your score with The Pope, we'd need to have a match where you somehow pick up a miracle win every week for the next six months. THAT is how far ahead of you Pope is.
Or have you forgotten how every time you step into the ring with TNA's Guiding Light, you end up facing the lights for 3?
What the hell are you doing in here?
now jeff, hang on a sec. I gotta ask him something. Dinero, you have some kind of visual impairment? Selective memory loss? I only ask because you seem to forget or just plan not noticed that ever time you beat me was due to your Chosen buddies screwing me over!
Hey, end of the day all that matters is what the score book says. And the book says AJ-0 Pope...what, 16? 17? Let's just make it an even 20. Point is, the why don't matter, the how don't matter. All that matters is when AJ Styles and D'Angelo Dinero step into the ring, D'Angelo Dinero wins.
And tonight's just gonna be more of the same, brother. Then Lockdown's gonna go so quick that by the time we're allowed to make the pins, the match'll be done so quick you won't even know what the hell just happened.
Yeah, you keep thinking that. But fact is that I have been on the losing side two years in a row and I am not about to make it three. The score needs to be settled.
And you say Pope's got a selective memory. Yeah, you lost at Lethal Lockdown twice now. Last year, who was that you lost to again? Wait, wait, it's all coming back now!
You lost to Pope Daddy!!!
Ain't gonna be no scores getting settled tonight or at Lockdown, boy. You're just gonna keep adding to that tally in the loss column, courtesy of the one true wrestling god, D'Angelo Dinero, and his Chosen allies. After all, they were chosen for a reason. You know, best in the business and all that.
You know I'm not one for bragging. That's where you and I differ. But you want to talk about being the best in the business? I am a three time world champion. I have won every title in WCTNA there is to win. You want to talk about this business, this company? We are this company. Me and Jeff and Chris and Alex. And you'll find that out at Lockdown.
Are? Nah. Y'all ain't this company. Not anymore. You and the squirt guns and old man Jarrett here are the past. Pope and The Chosen are the now. Pope and The Chosen are the future. And y'all are gonna learn that at Lockdown for the last time.
Dinero walks out.
Man, I hate that guy.
Good. Use that in your match with him. Don't let me down, pal.
Jarrett slaps AJ on the shoulder, then exits.
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