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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 21, 2010 23:31:06 GMT -5
There's a whole mess of movies that top my worst list, but Seltzer & Friedburg's diarrhea nightmare vomit of a 'parody' tops that mess.
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Post by invaderdave on Dec 21, 2010 23:34:58 GMT -5
Brian Firenzi is amazing.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Dec 22, 2010 1:14:20 GMT -5
Hmm 10 movies. Knowing the Snob this will be 230 minutes long. This is Brad doing the list, not the Cinema Snob.
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Post by Cela on Dec 22, 2010 2:31:51 GMT -5
Hmm 10 movies. Knowing the Snob this will be 230 minutes long. This is Brad doing the list, not the Cinema Snob. but he sounds and looks exactly the same
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Dec 22, 2010 2:45:46 GMT -5
I actually agree with him on putting Alice at #3. Depp dancing at the end did kill the film for me. It is just such a haunting mindf*** that it ruins everything else in the film.
It is actually a pretty decent film until that dance, but once that dance happens, f*** me.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Dec 22, 2010 6:11:23 GMT -5
This is Brad doing the list, not the Cinema Snob. but he sounds and looks exactly the same He doesn't look and sound the same at all. For this list he sounds like a normal person rattling off his opinions. He doesn't have the exaggerated vocal patterns nor playing up the Jack Nicholson-esque aspect of his voice that he usually has when he's doing the Cinema Snob thing. Also he isn't using the same physical movements and body language he normally has as Cinema Snob. Check out the difference between his Cinema Snob reviews and his "Brad Tries" videos. In the latter he's just being himself, in the former he's obviously playing up a character. Granted the character is probably mostly based on an exaggerated version of himself, but it is still a character. He seems to be acting like his normal, "Brad Tries" self in this video, not playing his Cinema Snob character.
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Post by mysterydriver on Dec 22, 2010 9:16:37 GMT -5
I'll keep this short and sweet: I agree with everything on his list except Alice In Wonderland. His only...SINGLE solitary bitch about it was Depp dancing at the end? THAT does not make a horrible film. If ONE scene at the end of a film can make him rank it his number three worst movie...how the f*** does this guy ever enjoy ANYTHING? He had other complaints about the movie (off the top of my head, I'm pretty sure he hated the 3D), but had already released a complete review earlier this year. This list was more of a recap with specific reasons why he didn't like the films. I've never seen the new Alice in Wonderland (out of general disinterest), so I can't really comment on it. He's an Asylum junkie, going back to his days working in a video store and seeing people mistakenly rent the knockbusters the company releases. He typically enjoys their over-the-top bad effects with constant craziness. Which is why he was especially annoyed with Titanic II. It wasn't horrible enough to be entertaining. It was just a boring, bad film. He really enjoyed Piranha 3D. If he does a Top 10 list, it'll probably be on there. ... Now excuse me, I'm going to go try and figure out why I knew all that.
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Post by Massive G on Dec 22, 2010 15:31:29 GMT -5
he should have waited for Little Fockers or Gulliver's Travels to come out.
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Post by The Ichi on Dec 22, 2010 15:56:37 GMT -5
A Serbian Film MUST be a messed up movie if the guy who's favourite movie is Caligula found it too much.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Dec 22, 2010 19:34:52 GMT -5
Dinner for Schmucks should be on there.
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Post by bob on Dec 22, 2010 20:18:54 GMT -5
For those who are having problems getting blip to work, here's his 10. 5. Saw 3DReason: Bad ending. [. oh there's plenty of things I hated about this movie, the ending was the least of it's problems {Spoiler}during the opening credits we see Dr. Gordon from the original Saw film after he sawed off his foot, which immediately gave away the so-called big swerve at the end
granted, I figured out that eventually he would be a Saw follower for lack of a better word, but to give it away literally seconds into the film is bulls*** and angered me immensely and for the first time in my life I was considering walking out of a movie in theaters after this
the lack of Jigsaw perplexed me given how prominent he was in the other films, especially after he died in 3
unless I'm mistaken Jigsaw was in the film for only 3 scenes for a total of 3 minutes at the most
most of the film was cat and mouse between Hoffman and Jill, now granted I thought it was a pretty cool swerve that Hoffman ended up being in the corinors (sp?) bag to sneak into the police headquarters undetected
aside from that the film was predictable
there were no smooth tranisitons from scences from one thing to what is more like "oh look someone is about to die"; in the "games" before the main one following the fake survivor
and even then the final "test" was predictable
honestly this movie was a massive gorefest with none of the philosophy that was in previous Saw films
and that's why this film is on my most hated list but it's worth noting the theater in my area didn't have it in 3D so I might have missed something that maybe made me like it more
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2010 22:42:38 GMT -5
My Comments: Never Seen RE:A, Jonah Hex, Sorcerers Apprentice, or Serbian Movie 9. Eclipse Reason: Ok. I love the Twilight Series. I will be one of the only people to openly admit that. I can even stand Kristen's wooden acting (Don't get me started on Edward though). I will give this movie one thing, it is far more of a better movie then Twilight was. With that said, I have to ask this, what the hell were they thinking trying to throw all these storylines in at once? For those who don't know Twilight language, brace yourself, this is gonna be a nerdy ride You already had the storyline in which the Volturi (sp?) were going after Bella and Edward for not comprehending with their demand that Bella be turned vampire after the second movie.....Plus, you have this ridiculous storyline of who she loves more between Jacob and Edward which is stupid only because the series is obviously built around Vampires and not wolves. Why in the world would Stephanie Meyer put in the story where the vampire chick (her name escapes me) finds someone young and nubile to do her dirty work because she lost her mate. I personally say f*** That. I dont mind the story Wolves vs. Vampires, even though it is overdone and this is just to win over some useless girl who seems to do nothing but be negative, but C'mon!!! If your gonna start a war where its good vs. evil vampires, couldn't you come up with a better story then have Bella be the center of THAT war as well as the Wolf/Vampire war? 8. Titanic 2 (Asylum) I agree only for one other different reason. This was just Titanic, only with cheaper graphics, less character development, and just worse everything else. The Iceburg doesn't need its own backstory!!! (Break: I don't care what he says....I liked Descent 2 ) 5. Saw 3D Like bob said, there is alot more to be said about this then just a crappy ending. I'm sorry to say, but when I saw the woman who survived a trap that involved {Spoiler}Her hanging on while her Ex falls into turbines Then I knew it was going to suck. Only reason I didn't walk out is cause 1. I never walk out of a movie theatre (I even stood for Epic Movie, Prom Night 08 and NOES 10) and 2. My friend paid for the ticket, so I kinda was stuck there (Break #2: I enjoyed Last Airbender) My Only Question, which nobody seems to bring up anymore for one reason or another......Why the hell isn't NOES 10 on anyone's worse of 2010 lists?
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Dec 22, 2010 22:49:06 GMT -5
Because NOES 10 was actually pretty decent, and by far was the best horror franchise remake/reboot from Platinum Dunes?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2010 22:58:55 GMT -5
Because NOES 10 was actually pretty decent, and by far was the best horror franchise remake/reboot from Platinum Dunes? I'm sorry.....I may be in the minority then, but I didn't like it at all. So, just my opinion. Plus, I really can't see how it can be called "decent" but that's just me
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Dec 22, 2010 22:59:10 GMT -5
Because NOES 10 was actually pretty decent, and by far was the best horror franchise remake/reboot from Platinum Dunes? I haven't seen it, so I can't really comment. But with a 13% score on Rotten Tomatoes, I'd expect to see it on quite a few worst of 2010 lists.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Dec 22, 2010 23:00:51 GMT -5
Because NOES 10 was actually pretty decent, and by far was the best horror franchise remake/reboot from Platinum Dunes? I haven't seen it, so I can't really comment. But with a 13% score on Rotten Tomatoes, I'd expect to see it on quite a few worst of 2010 lists. Simple explanation for that, there were more than 10 films that got WORSE RT scores than it this year.
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Post by The Ichi on Dec 23, 2010 7:53:47 GMT -5
I would have put NOES on the list in Alice in Wonderland's place. I'm sorry, but "the movie sucked because Johnny Depp did a dance for about 10 seconds" is not a powerful enough argument for me.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Dec 23, 2010 8:10:56 GMT -5
I completely disagree on Alice in Wonderland. It was awesome and the 3D was actually very well used as they didn't go overkill with it and didn't seek for any excuse to show stuff flying at you.
Also, while I have yet to see it, I doubt Saw 3D is that bad considering I've heard, even from people who hated the other sequels, that this one is actually much better than the other ones. And the only one I didn't like was VI (seriously, a weaponized breath holding contest?! Ironically, many people also thought this one was an improvement over the other sequels and was putting the series back on the right track... what.).
I'm also actually interested in A Serbian Film now. You know it's gotta be bad if it offended the guy who reviewed Video Violence, Salo, Caligula and a bunch of horrifying porn/gore movies without batting an eye. Though from what I hear, it does sound kinda bad, especially when most of the positive stuff I read had people essentially saying "well sorry if you're too stupid to understand our vision and see how deep this movie really is". That reminds me of the kind of stuff I hear about Cannibal Holocaust and Funny Games, the two movies I hate the most.
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Post by FrankGotch on Dec 23, 2010 8:15:51 GMT -5
The Last Airbender, Titanic 2 and Jonah Hex are the only films on his list that I'd put on my worst movies of the year list. Then again, I haven't seen A Serbian Film. I have seen The Human Centipede, and feel the same way he does about HC that he does about SF. Human Centipede is nothing compared to A Serbian Film. HC is your basic horror movie with an original albeit gross concept. A Serbian film is so over the top horrible, and nasty it only needs to be described by a few words. Snuff, Rape, Baby. Arrange those words in whatever order you want. Just go read the wiki entry on the plot and you'll get what I'm saying. Also imagine that the movie is very well acted and that has good production values, because it is and it does.
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Dec 23, 2010 11:45:18 GMT -5
Pretty safe list, with the possible exception of Alice and even that got shat on by dog-brained purists. Also, the reasoning for his dislike of it is a little weak.
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