Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 9, 2011 8:40:16 GMT -5
Nothing will ever top the 'Patti Mayonnaise is a lesbian' discussion we all had. It was VERY intense and by the time it was done, 3 of us were dead, 2 of us were banned and 14 of us were in the hospital
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Post by Citizen Snips on Jan 9, 2011 8:53:51 GMT -5
And where have you been, Citizen Snips, in the period since the Wrestle divorced the Crap?
*clears throat* Well I...I've been...the 80's were...*clears throat again* Drinking. I've, I've been drinking.
I...I see....Are you still drinking?
No, no. No, I put that behind me. That's, that's...why, you buyin'?
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Bang Bang Bart
Ozymandius
The King of North America
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jan 9, 2011 12:57:17 GMT -5
Mr. Pilgrim, why did you choose to take your name after the main character of a flop summer movie?
Because I'm awesome.
No, naming yourself after a loser who doesn't even own a TV and is such a dweeb, makes you, by proxy, an even bigger dweeb.
Uh......what?
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Post by Johnny Nitro on Jan 9, 2011 13:26:05 GMT -5
Of course, we wanted to knew more reactions about Wrestle divorcing the 'Crap. One of the guys we wanted to interview was Johnny Nitro, and we needed to ask her "What were she doing during that period?". For the answer to this, we went straight to the source.
*through a window, a shot of Nitro at a desk* Johnny Nitro: *seeing the camera* Get out of my off --! *picks up a gun, shoots at the camera*
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Jay Peas 42
El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Jan 9, 2011 15:02:49 GMT -5
“Well, I think Madison was making a deal with the Devil, and the Devil wanted the Wrestlecrap affiliation in return for keeping Aunt May alive. Never made much sense to me, but I took it in stride. I still wonder what role the Black Scorpion played in it?” -Jay Peas.
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 9, 2011 15:49:26 GMT -5
Chainsaw spoke on that faithful night. "So, there I was, in the green room...so named because it was green...and they bring in the bowl of M&M's. And per R.D.'s rider, it was full of nothing but the blue ones. Never knew why. But anyways, yeah, that's when I noticed that there was a brown one in there. No idea why. Well, I, I knew if he saw it in there, he'd totally flip the f*** out, right? So, I reach in to pick it out, when he walks in, well, staggers in, I guess, and he sees me, our eyes lock, and he said "Hol' on there, poppet"...this was during his Droog phase, right...he says, "Wot's all this then?" I didn't even get an explanation out when he raced across the room, let out a primal scream, and just coldcocked me with his f***ing WWF Niagara Falls mug! I don't remember much after that, but the crazy f***ing thing was, as I was laying there, all I could think of was that the mug didn't break while he was pummeling me with it! Say what you will about the WWE, but their ability to make sturdy ceramic and glass ware is second to none. Needless to say, that's when I knew it was the beginning of the end.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 9, 2011 16:08:59 GMT -5
Our producers attempted to contact Jonathan Michaels, but were unable to get him to agree to be interviewed, however, his former business manager, Heintz The Baron Klaus Von Espe, provided us with this exclusive audio from a phone call he made with Michaels earlier in the year.
A black and white picture of Michaels wearing a Mambo #5 T-Shirt is shown on the screen.
Michaels: How the hell did you get this number, Heintz?
Heintz: You heard about the Crap?
Michaels: Of course I heard, but you've already been warned about harassment, don't make me call the police again, they'll put you away for life after what you did to my hamster.
*click*
*dial tone*
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 9, 2011 16:11:44 GMT -5
Nothing will ever top the 'Patti Mayonnaise is a lesbian' discussion we all had. It was VERY intense and by the time it was done, 3 of us were dead, 2 of us were banned and 14 of us were in the hospital I remember that thread! We lost a lot of good posters to that thread. Too many gone before their time. In fact, this one's called "Lesbian Mayo Kills Posters". 1 2 3 4!
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 9, 2011 16:42:52 GMT -5
"When I heard about the break up, I had a wide variety of emotions. Anger, sadness, frustration, depression, shock, hunger. I figured it was for the better, and that we would go on. But then, I had massive hysterical visions. I thought, 'Well, if I can get the Beatles back together, I certainly can get the Wrestle and The 'Crap back together. So I started on this grand adventure with Rorschach and Deadpool. It was a fun adventure, leading us many places, as we tried to get the Beatles back together first."
Interviewer: But you do realize that it's impossible to reunite the Beatles, as John Lennon's been dead for 30 years, and George Harrison has been dead for almost 10 years.
"Yeah, well, Deadpool had been feeding me nothing but Sour Gummy Worms for a few days. It started out as, 'Hey Speed, want some Gummies?' What can I say, I love sour gummy worms. A few days later, I was on a massive sugar high, and he was like, 'Let's reunite the Beatles.' So we all got in the Mach 5 and started driving. Rorschach was confused as hell, and that's saying something. I even called Madison during it, and from what I was told, I freaked him out so badly."
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 9, 2011 17:26:30 GMT -5
Slickness: Then there was the time there was a thread bitching about HHH holding people down.....
Interviewer: Didnt that happen like, every day?
Slickness: Shuddup!!!!!!
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 9, 2011 17:30:49 GMT -5
When we caught up with Amigo, the greatest 'Crap poster alive, he said this:
"I'm still lighting this place on fire everytime I post, R.D. & Blade-less or not. In fact, I think it's an improvement.
Now, all we need are the commoners to realize my greatness and everything will be spic and span".
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
Posts: 41,529
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 9, 2011 17:36:06 GMT -5
I need to come clean......
it was Woody that gave me the drugs. I also think he was the one that planted the dead hooker in my bathtub
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 9, 2011 17:50:19 GMT -5
I need to come clean...... it was Woody that gave me the drugs. I also think he was the one that planted the dead hooker in my bathtub Interviewer: Woody, how do you respond to these allegations? Woody: I won't deny the first one but that Hooker was actually meant for Bradley's bathtub. My bad.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 9, 2011 18:01:18 GMT -5
Narrator: After a whirlwind fling with Icelandic supermodel Njörd, Hulk scored a string of top 10 hits with his rock band Leaf Seven, known for their hypnotic rhythms, driving baselines, and memorable hooks.
Man: Hulk came in, right, strummed out this tune, yeah, and I said, "That's a number one record!"
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
Posts: 41,529
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 9, 2011 18:08:23 GMT -5
Narrator: Things are looking up for theslickness. He has kicked his addiction to watermelon jolly ranchers and jely donuts. He has now found success as the frontman of a band he calls 'The Peach Pits' with former 90210 cast members Brian Austin Green, Ian Zering and Kathleeen Robertson, who all play Kazoos. They have the number 1 record in Finland. Slickness has expressed intrest in having a fellow 'crapper join the band, but has yet to recieve any offers
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Official Ambassador
Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
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Post by Square on Jan 9, 2011 18:19:17 GMT -5
eJm empregnated a zebra!
Sadly I'm not making this up
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 9, 2011 18:47:16 GMT -5
Narrator: Tell us about your time in Rehab.
Me: Yeah, I no had business being there. I had no addictions to anything what so ever. One of the Mods sent me there so we could get some sort of publicity. The irony was while there I met pro wrestler [WITHHELD] and he hooked me up with some s***.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 9, 2011 18:56:59 GMT -5
Dealing with "What Do Darren Young Hair" was not as easy as the media initially made it out to be. There was a lot of behind the scenes infighting, and....I've never told anyone this before, but I came close to just quitting at least twice during that.
It was Deadpool who talked me into staying. Were it not for him, I might not have even agreed to give you this interview. He's got a knack for smoothing things over.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 9, 2011 19:08:36 GMT -5
There was that night where we had to bail out Cornfed...
...again, apparently he had been getting a little "touchy feely" in the Champagne Room.
Again.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 9, 2011 19:22:47 GMT -5
There was that night where we had to bail out Cornfed... ...again, apparently he had been getting a little "touchy feely" in the Champagne Room. Again.
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