Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 8, 2011 16:43:58 GMT -5
It was a beautiful friendship that last for over a decade.
MGH: "It was good times all around."
The relationship between Wrestlecrap and the Wrestlecrap Forums had been one that had been through ups and downs, high times and low.
Deadpool: "It was a party every night. Well, probably not every night, but I partied every night!!"
But somewhere along the way, things got sticky and it caught everyone by surprise.
Speed Racer: "Everyone was like, "Where were you when Wrestle divorced The 'Crap?" I kept telling them over and over, "I was at work."
What? I have bills to pay! Don't look at me like that."
It was something no one saw coming. And it's something that we'll dwell deeper into on.........
BEHIND THE 'CRAP
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 8, 2011 19:38:13 GMT -5
And what of the board's most lovable hombre? The sexually confused and morally disturbed Banjo? Well, even the best of them fall on hard times.
[cue Banjo wearing a garbage bag and an ice cream bucket on his head]
BANJO: So they told me that I'd get a free meal if I did this special. I was hoping something from Subway maybe. Or if the producers want, they could get me some Hot Pockets from the store. They don't even have to microwave them. They told me that I wasn't allowed at the catering table. I've been pulling my teeth out and trying to get the Tooth Fairy to buy them from me. I think she's the Tooth Fairy anyway. Well, she works as a secretary at the bank on 42nd street and her nametag says "Barb." Oops, sorry about that. I've been using the bathroom in my pants as a cheap way to stay warm during the winter. It's not so bad, if you can get past the smell. You guys have a plug-in for my cellphone? What? No, it just looks like a tin can."
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jan 8, 2011 19:43:12 GMT -5
Bah. I've seen this one already.
*changes channel*
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 8, 2011 19:55:35 GMT -5
Bah. I've seen this one already. *changes channel* Is this the one where I'm reunited with that Crapper I crippled? |
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Post by "Twisted and Tormented" Ash on Jan 8, 2011 19:56:34 GMT -5
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 8, 2011 20:02:14 GMT -5
Screw them! I don't need the Wrestle anymore... I'm doing better now on my own!
and if they want me back then they should know that I will do it immediatly BUT ONLY under any circumstance.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 8, 2011 20:03:32 GMT -5
That thing with me and the gopher's been edited out, right?
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Post by BorneAgain on Jan 8, 2011 20:03:44 GMT -5
"But the Crap's rising success would soon create difficulties. As one poster explains, it would even lead to addiction."
BorneAgain: I was quoting various memes virtually every chance I got. I'd quote Lex Luger's promo botch, Dennis Stamp lines, and would interject other conversations about how Basketballs didn't hold grudges. It got so bad that my family and friends held an intervention for me, because ironically enough, it... *starts to tear up* it was still real to them damn it!" *breaks down*
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Post by Gopher Mod on Jan 8, 2011 20:10:36 GMT -5
That thing with me and the gopher's been edited out, right? You wish it was. I expressly told the directors to keep that in and make it a focal point of the movie. |
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Post by Widow's Peak on Jan 8, 2011 20:11:01 GMT -5
IT was the night they all feared would happen: The night the board exploded...
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 8, 2011 20:11:54 GMT -5
And what of The Crap's local band, Crash & The Straight Rudo Boys? Did they remain Rudo? Was that girl a boy too?
Crash: Things got hectic man, they got really hectic. We lost our original bass player Joel to the wilderness, though we picked up Scott Pilgrim and Todd Ingram. And with the whole deal about Ramona Flowers and Todd turning into change for a bit, there was some in-fighting. Well, less fighting and more of an all out brawl. Todd actually blew the Vegan Police to bits during that fight.
Interviewer: And where were you in all this?
Crash: Me? I was hanging out with Akane Tendo. I didn't know about this stuff until it showed up on TMZ. Ever since, it's been me, Trasha, and Knives Chau on bass. We still do shows for The 'Crap, but it's not the same man. It's just not the same.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 8, 2011 20:29:37 GMT -5
We then manage to track down the 'crap's resident delightfully british person, A man who is known as the Fortunate $on to no one but himself, AJ Powell.
"I'll be honest, I don't remember much of that day. I went out to celebrate.....Well, I just went out to get pissed. The next thing I remember, Is standing in the middle of Off Topic with a Tin Foil Sword & & Shield made from a bin lid, wearing a dress made of Beer Bottles holding the head of The forum's pet dragon under one arm & the "Wrestle" portion of the old forum sign with some woman talking at me. I dunno who she was. Banging pair of knockers though. So yeah, a pretty average day altogether."
*AJ then proceeded to stumble away onto the motorway, swearing at the traffic as it swerved to avoid him & causing many crashes before climbing into the River Mersey & floating away. He was last seen throwing fish at passing birds in Calais.*
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2011 20:48:52 GMT -5
Its still Wrestlecrap to me damnit!
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Post by Nasty Nate: The Giant Midget on Jan 8, 2011 20:59:21 GMT -5
And what of one of Wrestlecraps most beloved, yet, fattest member Nasty Nate:
Well, by the third year on this board, I was completely wasted about 90 % of the time. I would show up to the boards just f***ed up out of my gourd. It has been pretty rough when the Wrestlecrap disowned us. Some of the member went on to great things. Me on the other hand, I tried to cut Richard Kiel with a broken beer bottle after a rather high stakes game of hopscotch. Eegah don't play
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Jan 8, 2011 21:13:51 GMT -5
I had to ask myself the fundamental question, why I am here? .........And also, who on earth is this random guy staring at?   |
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jan 8, 2011 21:15:12 GMT -5
And just as things looked to be at thier worst.....The Crap's Prayers were answered.....by a Mysterious Stranger
*In Shadows....with a Vocoder*
~Yarr~
It t'was like this ya see....The Boards, they were a hurrible mess, and they needed a savior. I was unavailable so they got some other guy.....
Don't know who it was.....but I hate them so much......SO VERY MUCH......
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Post by DSR on Jan 8, 2011 21:19:56 GMT -5
Next week we look at the highs and lows of the life and career of Huckleberry Hound.
HH: I was so gay...and I couldn't tell anyone!
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jan 8, 2011 21:31:32 GMT -5
Untouchable also spoke out.
Look, every week I was on some different kind of crack. The parties were all sorts of insane shit. But I eventually stopped giving a shit about the stuff that I was writing and only got back into the groove after being in rehab for christ knows how long. It's all because of that scruffy hobo that was so important.
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Jan 8, 2011 22:33:29 GMT -5
*zoom-in on image of group of various forum posters holding up Mickie James' tail, with me in the distant background wearing a Stuck The Feelers t-shirt*
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 8, 2011 22:37:27 GMT -5
Woody: I was in the Studio one night with Madison,Kash and Sam just fiddling with the Knobs and basically having a chuckle at the word "Knob", when who should walk in but Mystery Driver who sat down and just wailed on a Guitar, when he was done I said to them all "we just found ourselves a number one record.
Had we actually been a band this would have been an amazing moment in our careers.
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