triplethreatmark
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Post by triplethreatmark on Jan 9, 2011 19:06:17 GMT -5
As the title explains, a transgendered man-lady hit on me today. I was walking today near my house on the way to take care of some errands and all of a sudden, this car stops and signals at me to come over. So I walk over thinking that maybe this person needs directions; so I walk over and then he-she proceeds to ask me how old I was and how big my penis was. At that point I just walked away. I didn't think wearing a LA Kings jersey and jeans with a black baseball cap was all that attractive to anybody, but I guess so. I don't know if I should be flattered or a little disturbed that the second thing he-she asked me was how big my dick was.
Now don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with transgendered people at all (I grew up and practically live in Hollywood for God's sake), but it was just a weird situation overall.
Anyways, has anything similar ever happen to any of you 'Crappers?
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 9, 2011 19:11:57 GMT -5
Does Banjo live near you?
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Post by bob on Jan 9, 2011 19:15:42 GMT -5
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 9, 2011 19:23:46 GMT -5
My cousin got propositioned by a prostitute on his way to college once. Early saturday morning too.
We laugh about it to this day.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Jan 9, 2011 19:26:13 GMT -5
Lucky!
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triplethreatmark
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Post by triplethreatmark on Jan 9, 2011 19:28:05 GMT -5
I guess, but it's just weird to me that she would want to know how big my cock was. |
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jan 9, 2011 19:29:54 GMT -5
Was he/she hot?
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Post by Lazy peon on Jan 9, 2011 19:29:59 GMT -5
Was she hot?
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triplethreatmark
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Post by triplethreatmark on Jan 9, 2011 19:31:49 GMT -5
I like that two consecutive posts are asking whether or not she's hot.
But to answer the both of you, she wasn't really. He-she didn't seem very manish, but she wasn't the winner of the annual Thai Boy-Girl beauty pageant either.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 9, 2011 19:32:42 GMT -5
I guess, but it's just weird to me that she would want to know how big my cock was. ? Maybe (s)he just wanted to make some dinner with you, and wanted to be sure it'd feed you both. |
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triplethreatmark
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Post by triplethreatmark on Jan 9, 2011 19:33:57 GMT -5
I guess, but it's just weird to me that she would want to know how big my cock was. ? Maybe (s)he just wanted to make some dinner with you, and wanted to be sure it'd feed you both. It was 9:30 in the morning. Unless she was really interested in making me a chicken omlette, I doubt she wanted any thing to do with chickens. |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 9, 2011 19:34:40 GMT -5
Anyways, has anything similar ever happen to any of you 'Crappers? *sigh* No.  |
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triplethreatmark
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Post by triplethreatmark on Jan 9, 2011 19:36:09 GMT -5
Anyways, has anything similar ever happen to any of you 'Crappers? *sigh* No. Well then maybe you'd be interested in a trip to sunny Hollywood, California? |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 9, 2011 19:36:48 GMT -5
? Maybe (s)he just wanted to make some dinner with you, and wanted to be sure it'd feed you both. It was 9:30 in the morning. Unless she was really interested in making me a chicken omlette, I doubt she wanted any thing to do with chickens. She was talking about the size of your cock.....er Spaniel. She obviously likes dogs and was hoping that you had something in common with her.  |
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Post by triplethreatmark on Jan 9, 2011 19:39:04 GMT -5
I doubt it, she had those rape-y eyes.
Note: I'm fully aware that not all transgendered people want to rape me. I just had this bad feeling about this one.
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Jan 9, 2011 19:59:39 GMT -5
I'm not sure if I should respond to this.........as i'm sure SOMEONE will attempt to massively derail it as has been the norm lately when someone's personal life is brought up...
But i'll take that chance.
Yes its happened to me too. I didn't get the Q&A session though. So go you Mr. OP!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2011 20:02:46 GMT -5
Happened to me once. It was Halloween 2007 when I was propositioned by a Transvestite wearing a grass skirt and coconut bra. He held up a lei and said "come over if you want to get laid." With a pun that bad, I wish that I were making it up.
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Post by Young Game on Jan 9, 2011 20:13:27 GMT -5
I was once propositioned by a trans that looked like Ol' Dirty Bastard. It was awesome.
Anyway, back on topic, maybe he/she was asking about your size because they were scouting for the Plaster Casters.
If so, you should feel honored.
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Post by vashondude on Jan 9, 2011 20:13:47 GMT -5
Anyways, has anything similar ever happen to any of you 'Crappers? Nope. |
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Post by S-Chrome on Jan 9, 2011 20:16:09 GMT -5
Not a transvestite, per se. But a dude honked his horn as I crossed the street and commented on my... posterior and how I shouldn't lose it.
That... was mortifying to say the least.
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