Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jan 28, 2011 21:12:01 GMT -5
It's Mortal Kombat. Why not? Hey, blame this guy. RZA?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 28, 2011 23:10:24 GMT -5
I remember in the arcades, everyone wanted to use Jax, Kitana, or Shang Tsung, but I used to beat some ass with Mileena.
Her roll and her teleport kick were so quick and so annoying that I used to pwn.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Jan 28, 2011 23:12:41 GMT -5
I'd hit it. But just to be safe, I'd do it doggystyle...and no oral.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 28, 2011 23:15:54 GMT -5
/Obligatory
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2011 23:19:07 GMT -5
Mileena hell naw More of that please hell yes.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 28, 2011 23:24:53 GMT -5
I've done crazier.
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Jay Peas 42
El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Jan 28, 2011 23:35:15 GMT -5
You know, this is a picky thing, but since when do demons use terms like "DNA" and "Cloning." Look, in a world where magic is real, it is an elegant art that imposes the will of it's user upon the fabric of nature, whereas science is just a crude flint knife made by pulpy brained muggles, blindly groping for a truth they can neither sense nor understand.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 28, 2011 23:37:57 GMT -5
Mileena hell naw More of that please hell yes. I dunno. I still have nightmares of Jade beating the s*** out of me in Ultimate MK3 ~shudder~
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 28, 2011 23:39:38 GMT -5
You could always go by the Clarke definition that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
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Post by shiranui on Jan 29, 2011 0:02:37 GMT -5
You know, this is a picky thing, but since when do demons use terms like "DNA" and "Cloning." Look, in a world where magic is real, it is an elegant art that imposes the will of it's user upon the fabric of nature, whereas science is just a crude flint knife made by pulpy brained muggles, blindly groping for a truth they can neither sense nor understand. Well, as far as Mileena's creation goes, the official story says she was created in Shang Tsung's "flesh pits" (which sounds more like a name for some horrible Outworld sex dungeon) with "Edenian flesh and Tarkatan essence", and I don't think cloning and DNA are actually mentioned at any point. I know I used those terms in my earlier post, but that was mostly because I didn't remember how the whole thing was explained in the official materials and didn't bother to look it up until now.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 29, 2011 0:04:18 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure she is called a grotesque clone created by Shang Tsung in MK2
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Post by shiranui on Jan 29, 2011 0:05:34 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure she is called a grotesque clone created by Shang Tsung in MK2 Oh yeah. It's been a while since I saw her MK2 ending, so I forgot about that. Edit: Damn, her face actually looks really disturbing in the new MK game, complete with glowing yellow eyes.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2011 0:09:04 GMT -5
This is going to take some thought:
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Post by DSR on Jan 29, 2011 0:10:59 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure she is called a grotesque clone created by Shang Tsung in MK2 If they think that's grotesque, they should see some of the chicks in my neck of the woods.
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Post by shiranui on Jan 29, 2011 0:12:54 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure she is called a grotesque clone created by Shang Tsung in MK2 If they think that's grotesque, they should see some of the chicks in my neck of the woods. I don't know, this is pretty grotesque: Do not want
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2011 0:17:41 GMT -5
It's Mortal Kombat. In a world where people regularly get punched into acid rivers or get frozen by ninjas, you have to lower your standards if you want to bang some chick. If she has a shark mouth, then you're going to just have to deal with it.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jan 29, 2011 0:19:52 GMT -5
Well, I'd hit it. Quite within my sanity standards and she's got a crazy hot body.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Jan 29, 2011 0:28:33 GMT -5
the whole dying thing greatly outweighs getting laid
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 29, 2011 0:32:10 GMT -5
Yeah, knowing what's under that veil...I'm adventurous, but no thanks.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 29, 2011 1:04:11 GMT -5
Good grief that crazy broad would make me scream like a little bitch. And I would love every second of it.
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