Yami Daimao
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jan 29, 2011 1:30:50 GMT -5
If they think that's grotesque, they should see some of the chicks in my neck of the woods. I don't know, this is pretty grotesque: Do not want She looks like Alucard from Hellsing right when he becomes scary insane here.
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Post by Kevin's Thorn on Jan 29, 2011 1:33:02 GMT -5
This is why god invented paper bags
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Post by DrewVonAwesome on Jan 29, 2011 3:04:03 GMT -5
Further proving men think with their dicks and not their brains.....
Seriously stick with Kitana, it's all that PLUS no chance of getting your throat ripped out... I mean granted you'd probably explode when she kissed you... but that's a chance I'd be willing to risk.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Jan 29, 2011 3:08:58 GMT -5
Further proving men think with their dicks and not their brains..... Seriously stick with Kitana, it's all that PLUS no chance of getting your throat ripped out... I mean granted you'd probably explode when she kissed you... but that's a chance I'd be willing to risk. Do ya think her and Sonya get their lipstick at the same store?
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Post by Danimal on Jan 29, 2011 3:09:06 GMT -5
Just keep the veil on and it's all good. I've known some girls with far worse teeth (and more psychotic personalities), anyway. Think I'd go with a muzzle rather than a veil.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2011 3:10:31 GMT -5
Further proving men think with their dicks and not their brains..... Seriously stick with Kitana, it's all that PLUS no chance of getting your throat ripped out... I mean granted you'd probably explode when she kissed you... but that's a chance I'd be willing to risk. She'll just slit your throat with her iron fan.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2011 3:14:46 GMT -5
Mileena -- well say goodbye to your face
Kitana -- kiss her and just say goodbye...oh and you have to deal with the emperor and anyone else that he sees fit as u try to mess with his daughter...and u aint liu kang so u stand no chance.
Sonya -- gotta deal with all the background checks , plus she is more obsessed with kano so goodluck getting her attention enough to get laid.
Tanya -- sorceress...prepare to get your stuff more than likely melted off.
Sindel -- shao khans queen...yea u might wanna avoid this one.
Sheeva -- got 4 hands...i guess if you're into this kind of thing.
Jade -- she is mine so ...sheeva is your best bet enjoy.
And now i am hungry...pizza it is.
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Post by DrewVonAwesome on Jan 29, 2011 3:47:15 GMT -5
Further proving men think with their dicks and not their brains..... Seriously stick with Kitana, it's all that PLUS no chance of getting your throat ripped out... I mean granted you'd probably explode when she kissed you... but that's a chance I'd be willing to risk. Do ya think her and Sonya get their lipstick at the same store? I can see some weird ass outworld store that sells lipstick that causes your opponent to ignite into flames and also inflates them until they explode. Which makes me wonder what the hell kind of store it is.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 29, 2011 3:49:30 GMT -5
Further proving men think with their dicks and not their brains..... Seriously stick with Kitana, it's all that PLUS no chance of getting your throat ripped out... I mean granted you'd probably explode when she kissed you... but that's a chance I'd be willing to risk. To be fair, many of us have stated that we don't want to risk it. So it's not all of us.
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Post by DrewVonAwesome on Jan 29, 2011 3:51:18 GMT -5
Further proving men think with their dicks and not their brains..... Seriously stick with Kitana, it's all that PLUS no chance of getting your throat ripped out... I mean granted you'd probably explode when she kissed you... but that's a chance I'd be willing to risk. To be fair, many of us have stated that we don't want to risk it. So it's not all of us. Well most guys do. Still though to me the face is first and foremost with a girl, so Mileena's already struck out.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 29, 2011 5:49:53 GMT -5
If they think that's grotesque, they should see some of the chicks in my neck of the woods. I don't know, this is pretty grotesque: Do not want Man, her boobs got to be five times bigger. Those Outworld plastic surgeons are pretty good, I hear. Of course, she ate his head after the surgery, but that's to be expected.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Jan 29, 2011 7:56:22 GMT -5
No way, give me Kitana. Baraka would kill me if Mileena didn't first.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Jan 29, 2011 8:07:59 GMT -5
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 29, 2011 8:18:53 GMT -5
YES PLEASE
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 29, 2011 11:32:16 GMT -5
I'd totally hit it. sure you'd die, but what a way to go out.
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