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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 28, 2011 19:49:11 GMT -5
 Sure, she's a psychotic, murderous, cannibalistic, mutated clone, but you have to admit the body is slammin'. |
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Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on Jan 28, 2011 19:51:10 GMT -5
i'd hit it
As long as her teeth aren't coated with Kryptonite i'm cool
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Post by shiranui on Jan 28, 2011 19:55:23 GMT -5
Just keep the veil on and it's all good. I've known some girls with far worse teeth (and more psychotic personalities), anyway.
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Jan 28, 2011 19:56:28 GMT -5
Eh, I'd rather do Kitana. For a 10,000 year old she's looks DAMN FINE!
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jan 28, 2011 19:58:57 GMT -5
My preferred MK girl of choice is Jade, but yeah, I'd do Mileena.
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Post by shiranui on Jan 28, 2011 20:00:43 GMT -5
Eh, I'd rather do Kitana. For a 10,000 year old she's looks DAMN FINE! Her name also means "dirty" in Japanese. I don't know if it's the good kind of dirty or the Ke$ha kind, but there you have it. |
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 28, 2011 20:07:46 GMT -5
I thought this was something about some new fatality she had.
As for the topic, yeah I guess, even though it ruins some of the stuff that I enjoy.
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Jay Peas 42
El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Jan 28, 2011 20:14:18 GMT -5
Is this Movie Kitana or Game Kitana? I mean, I have rules against bedding Bear Trap Mouth, but Movie Kitana was pretty hot.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 28, 2011 20:22:25 GMT -5
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Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jan 28, 2011 20:25:04 GMT -5
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 28, 2011 20:27:01 GMT -5
If she didn't kill me, Baraka would. No thank you.
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Post by Free Hat on Jan 28, 2011 20:39:55 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but that's just disturbing. Why the hell would anyone create something like that?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2011 20:42:52 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure this is one of the reasons ball gags exist. I'd hit it.
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Post by shiranui on Jan 28, 2011 20:47:18 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but that's just disturbing. Why the hell would anyone create something like that? It's Mortal Kombat. Why not? |
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Wade Wilson
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Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jan 28, 2011 20:49:17 GMT -5
I'd absolutely destroy it.
No, she'd destroy ME.
And I'd like it.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 28, 2011 20:49:48 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but that's just disturbing. Why the hell would anyone create something like that? It's Mortal Kombat. Why not?  Hey, blame this guy. |
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Post by shiranui on Jan 28, 2011 20:53:49 GMT -5
I can see his thought process... "Okay, so I want to create a clone of Princess Kitana that looks just like her, but it also needs to be evil and more violent! So I'll just use my magic cloning skills to fuse her DNA with that of horrible fanged monsters, what could possibly go wrong? Hell, even if something does go wrong, everyone in Outworld is so stupid that as long as she wears a veil or something no one will be able to tell it's not the real princess!*" *this actually happens in one of the endings in... Deception, I think. |
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Jan 28, 2011 20:54:17 GMT -5
Yeah, demonish entity from another dimension....with fake boobs and a knack for quasi-exhibisionist clothing. Holy coincidence Batman. Ugh.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 28, 2011 20:56:06 GMT -5
I can see his thought process... "Okay, so I want to create a clone of Princess Kitana that looks just like her, but it also needs to be evil and more violent! So I'll just use my magic cloning skills to fuse her DNA with that of horrible fanged monsters, what could possibly go wrong? Hell, even if something does go wrong, everyone in Outworld is so stupid that as long as she wears a veil or something no one will be able to tell it's not the real princess!*" *this actually happens in one of the endings in... Deception, I think.Hey, he's a sadist, not a genius! |
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El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Jan 28, 2011 21:08:21 GMT -5
I can see his thought process... "Okay, so I want to create a clone of Princess Kitana that looks just like her, but it also needs to be evil and more violent! So I'll just use my magic cloning skills to fuse her DNA with that of horrible fanged monsters, what could possibly go wrong? Hell, even if something does go wrong, everyone in Outworld is so stupid that as long as she wears a veil or something no one will be able to tell it's not the real princess!*" *this actually happens in one of the endings in... Deception, I think.Given how little sense the plot of Mortal Kombat makes at times, that's actually one of the better ones. |
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