Classy Lady
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Post by Classy Lady on Mar 11, 2011 23:27:59 GMT -5
Our classes were pretty much the same, at about 10 they seperated the boys and the girls and we watched stupid videos. Ours told us how wonderful it was to get a period and you shouldn't feel bad if your friends have one before you because IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU TOO AND IT'S AWESOME! Just one of the many lies the school system told me. Funnier story is how my mom handled puberty for my older sister, who got it rather early. She took her to the doctor because she was gaining weight at about 9 or so, and it went something like this Doctor: .. those are breasts, ma'am. Mom: BUT WHY DOES SHE HAVE THEM?!?! Doctor: .. Because it's time for her to get them? And then my mom still wouldn't believe my sister when she got her period at 11. Now that I've said the p-word enough times in this thread, you can all go blow chunks thinking about it.
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Post by Son of a Pregnant Dog on Mar 11, 2011 23:35:33 GMT -5
The high-pitched voice fat kid who no one liked:
"Can I keep the sperms and watch them swim around?"
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Mar 11, 2011 23:41:26 GMT -5
I was immediately sucked in by the silicone sacks. SURELY You mean, silicone racks?
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Post by Dirty Hazy on Mar 11, 2011 23:55:33 GMT -5
a BOY IN MY FAMILY, oops caps lock, he is in 4th grade and they are doing the first part of sex ed in a week or two. Just pretty much the puberty basics, not sure if they will discuss fertilization until 5th but they will be talking about the penis and the vagina and hair and periods and stuff.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Mar 11, 2011 23:55:36 GMT -5
All I remember was the talk my dad gave me. It was while he was watching "Basic Instinct." He let me watch it with him, and said "You see what they're doing there? That's how you make a baby. And, you see what Michael Douglas is doing to Sharon Stone!? That's how you f*** a woman."
My dad may be onto something, because Mr. Douglas is married to Catherine Zeta-Jones. And, don't say it's because he's rich and famous. She was pretty rich and famous when she married him. And, she could have had someone like Brad Pitt or Matt Damon. Michael Douglas must know how to please a woman.
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Post by OblivionSorceress on Mar 11, 2011 23:55:37 GMT -5
I was in an all girl private school when we learned about puberty/sex. We were in like sixth grade or something. I didn't really need to know about the puberty part since I had gotten my period at age 10. (Yes I know everyone just wanted to know that. Sorry if it was a TMI for anyone.) The girls were grossed out and some acted immature about the whole thing. I can't really remember anything specific.
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Post by worldsstrongestman on Mar 11, 2011 23:56:36 GMT -5
I remember during class, the subject of rape came up. I asked the teacher if a man could get raped by a woman. He said sure. Then he went on to tell us different instruments that are used like plungers, broomsticks, baseball bats, etc. It got pretty disturbing.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Mar 12, 2011 0:02:10 GMT -5
I remember during class, the subject of rape came up. I asked the teacher if a man could get raped by a woman. He said sure. Then he went on to tell us different instruments that are used like plungers, broomsticks, baseball bats, etc. It got pretty disturbing. Was he crying during it??
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2011 0:19:40 GMT -5
I have 2 First one was in 8th Grade....yeah my school decided it was best to give us the talk then instead of before, even though everyone besides me knew about sex. So we all headed to the gym where the school nurse showed us some video about puberty (Which to be honest I dont remember shit about besides the fact that I was in a room with most of my crushes back then) and it all ended with us getting deoderant for some reason (It had something to do with hormones equalling sweat glands or something) Heres one I remember though: 9th Grade I was the local fat kid. Every Period I would have a bag of chips and a soda for one reason or another and I was always reliable for the munchies everyday. So, one day in Health Class, after P.E., I had a really long day so I just munched on some chips and gave some to my local goth friends (Ah Goth Kids, my only true friends ), and just relaxed. The teacher turned off the lights and started playing a video based on the miracle of life. I ended up falling asleep in the beginning cause it was so boring....I woke up when the bell rang and all I saw was my friends face. Our Conversation Me: What happened? Her: You didn't see that? Me: No, I fell asleep Her: Oh My God It Was Horrible!!! ;D
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Post by worldsstrongestman on Mar 12, 2011 0:30:09 GMT -5
I remember during class, the subject of rape came up. I asked the teacher if a man could get raped by a woman. He said sure. Then he went on to tell us different instruments that are used like plungers, broomsticks, baseball bats, etc. It got pretty disturbing. Was he crying during it?? He managed to hold it together. It was the end of class, so he might have burst in to tears after everyone was gone.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Mar 12, 2011 0:36:44 GMT -5
Was he crying during it?? He managed to hold it together. It was the end of class, so he might have burst in to tears after everyone was gone. "Today I'm going to show you all how to curl up in the fetal position and rock back and forths."
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Post by stealthamo on Mar 12, 2011 0:48:57 GMT -5
From what I can remember, our school had three different times of sex education. The first was in 5th grade, when they split up the boys and girls and showed us videos, and answering any questions we had that we wrote anonymously. Then we had a health class that I had for a marking period when I was in 7th grade. Near the end, we had sex ed. for a couple of weeks, complete with a video of a woman giving birth. Then in 9th grade, we had another health class, this one a semester long, once again having sex ed. for the last few weeks, though by that point, everyone basically knew everything.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2011 1:10:04 GMT -5
Random thought that came to my head while I was reading this thread....they really need Scott Steiner to teach kids about sex ed in school.
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Mar 12, 2011 1:18:42 GMT -5
Typically I was ill on the sex ed day where they taught us how to put condoms on bananas or something (Including the girls.)
It's a good thing they teach the girls in the UK how to put on the condom, as one great feeling is when a girl takes said condom and she USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
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Post by Clarence "Showstealer" Mason on Mar 12, 2011 1:21:02 GMT -5
I strangely didn't have any sex ed classes growing up. Or at least any I can remember...
I do remember my dad giving me a bunch of porn mags for my 12th birthday though..
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Post by darthalexander on Mar 12, 2011 1:50:40 GMT -5
I learned about sex from watching porn. Saw my first one at 13 and it was a real eye-opener. I remember finally getting some sex ed around grade 8 or so but it wasn't anything elaborate. We learned the ultra-basics really although they did heavily promote mutual masturbation if you did date. Basically do that rather than going the whole nine yards.
I had one sex talk with my dad. He said, and I quote: "Stick it wherever you want Wade but just be careful."
This song was pretty big when I was in high school and most of us there really rolled our eyes about it (even though it's message is important):
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Post by Alex Shelley on Mar 12, 2011 3:10:16 GMT -5
I seriously learned almost everything about sex from the internet. It explains everything about me, doesn't it? Our classes were pretty much the same, at about 10 they seperated the boys and the girls and we watched stupid videos. Ours told us how wonderful it was to get a period and you shouldn't feel bad if your friends have one before you because IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU TOO AND IT'S AWESOME! Just one of the many lies the school system told me. Funnier story is how my mom handled puberty for my older sister, who got it rather early. She took her to the doctor because she was gaining weight at about 9 or so, and it went something like this Doctor: .. those are breasts, ma'am. Mom: BUT WHY DOES SHE HAVE THEM?!?! Doctor: .. Because it's time for her to get them? And then my mom still wouldn't believe my sister when she got her period at 11. Now that I've said the p-word enough times in this thread, you can all go blow chunks thinking about it. I love stories about girls getting their periods early. Because I got mine at 10. So now I'm going to traumatize this forum by discussing it. HA HA HA HA HA GIRLY THINGS My parents hadn't told me about it yet, because who the f*** expects a 10 year old to get their period right? Well, at least back then. It's more common now. I woke up in the middle of the night to take a piss. Not to get into detail, but I saw things that I was not expecting to see, and then thought OH GOD I'M GOING TO DIE So I woke up my father to tell him I was dying. Why my dad? I have no idea why I chose him. I told him I was bleeding DOWN THERE and he got white and told me to wake up my mother. So at 4 AM my mom had to wake up and give a half asleep explanation of what the hell was happening and how it was magical and I'm a REAL WOMAN now (................yeaaaaaaaah). No, seriously, sex ed for girls at that age is hysterical. It's all about trying to make them not be afraid of the monthly terror and trying to make it seem like a great thing. It tries to make periods seem awesome and special and like you're finally a grown up and you can... Bleed and have babies now, congratulations.
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Post by Cactus Jack on Mar 12, 2011 4:22:47 GMT -5
Me and my friend had a lube fight and both got it in our eyes.
...yeah.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 12, 2011 5:56:32 GMT -5
It was boring shit. I remember in grade 11, we had to take a class called CALM (Career and Life Management) I believe. Anyway, it had the most hilarious sex advice ever.
"It's ok. Think about how much fun we'll have getting it back up" and blah blah blah something about whipped cream.
It was during these hilarious classes a friend of mine, for some reason, informed me she was gonna have sex or the first time between her wedding reception and the pictures. She was very religious and only got more so since. She got married last week. So, I guess I know what she was up to...
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 12, 2011 8:48:58 GMT -5
I knew a girl who thought for sure you couldn't get pregnant the first time if you washed your panties afterward.
Suffice it to say, she wasn't getting any sex ed ANYWHERE.
Although, she never did get pregnant, so...
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