Magnus the Magnificent
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Mar 12, 2011 9:09:35 GMT -5
I honestly don't remember anything, except, we got to practice putting on condoms...
Well, on cucumbers anyway.
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kidglov3s
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Post by kidglov3s on Mar 12, 2011 9:10:37 GMT -5
"It's ok. Think about how much fun we'll have getting it back up" and blah blah blah something about whipped cream. Was your instructor Don... Don Mason?
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wildojinx
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Post by wildojinx on Mar 12, 2011 11:05:37 GMT -5
Nothing much, though we didnt get sex ed until 6th grade and that was mainly due to magic johnsons big announcement (fun fact, first thing i remember hearing after it broke was some kid wondering if his trading card would be worth mpre money,,uh,,why would it be? He wasnt dead). However, prior to that, whenever i heard "condom", i thought it was a pill, boy was i shocked when i found out the truth.
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Post by zing on Mar 12, 2011 11:12:27 GMT -5
Citten that must have been awful! First period is a hellish enough time when you know what it is and are expecting it.
First experience of sex ed was getting The Talk from my mother aged 8. For years, I associated sex with peeling potatoes because she was prepping dinner at the time :S
Age 10, they took the girls out for an afternoon to talk about periods. The usual amusing questions like "Can girls get wet dreams?" "No dear, girls don't have penises"
Age 11, the whole class got a course of sex ed. My enduring memory was of a strange Welsh woman in a canary yellow suit rapping about pregnancy and standing in a scaled up model uterus grabbing bits of lining off the walls.
We got some more in high school, which nobody took particularly seriously, though I do remember not knowing what an STD was until age 15. The teacher came and wrote that on the board, and I thought it was something to do with the careers advice stuff we'd been doing in the last class.
I got to skip a French exam once because we got a talk from a tampon company rep on periods and such in high school and it made me too nauseous to go to class.
Similarly, at 16, we once had to choose a health/issuey class for a social ed afternoon, and I ended up going to the Pregnancy Crisis Centre one, as the choices were awful and that way I could at least say "Oh I've got a pregnancy crisis period 6". They basically said, if you get pregnant, get in touch with our organisation and we can offer advice. Now let's get talking graphically about STDs and use some handy visual aids. I lasted five minutes in that class before having to be excused - we weren't sure if I was going to faint or puke first. Missed the rest of the session (came back two minutes before the end to find them playing a pregnancy jigsaw!) but I think it probably put me off sex for years.
We never got the putting a condom on something lesson thankfully. Bf's school did those, and he remembers that one of the condoms was mint flavour. One girl, after putting it on a banana, didn't believe it was mint flavoured and decided to give it a massive lick to make sure....
Really, looking back on it like this, I have to wonder how people ever manage to safely reproduce!
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Post by Shy Guy on Mar 12, 2011 11:15:45 GMT -5
in grade 9, we just learned the basics about sex. the dangers of it, consequences, do it with someone you love, etc.
only the guys learned how to put on a condom (on a soggy banana) because i guess the teachers had the discussion of "never trust the girl to bring a condom, even if she says shes on the pill."
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Mar 12, 2011 11:57:21 GMT -5
in grade 9, we just learned the basics about sex. the dangers of it, consequences, do it with someone you love, etc. only the guys learned how to put on a condom (on a soggy banana) because i guess the teachers had the discussion of "never trust the girl to bring a condom, even if she says shes on the pill." You just can't trust a woman to sheath your soggy banana before you put into her taco salad. This makes me think all sex ed classes should be done at lunch time with various food products so kids will pay extra close attention to it
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CM Dazz
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Post by CM Dazz on Mar 12, 2011 12:51:55 GMT -5
I was at a Catholic school through high school, so we didn't do any of this nonsense. I went to a public school and we didn't have Sex Ed either. We had Health class, and P.D.S. (Personal Developmental Skills) but there was no Sex Ed in those either. I do remember my dad trying to have "the talk" sometime in my early teens. I just told him that I already new all about that stuff and didn't need to hear it. End of story.
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Post by Predator McBroski on Mar 12, 2011 13:53:26 GMT -5
"When blood goes to the penis, its called an erection."
Kid yells out,"ERECTION!!"
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Mar 12, 2011 15:46:07 GMT -5
In the 5th grade sex ed video, when they showed the animated penis going from soft to hard, there was a slide whistle noise. I remember freshman year in wellness class, the teacher had a box where you could put your anonymous questions about sex. So of course, all of us put in questions like, "Is it normal to jack off over 10 times a day?" and "Some guys said they were going to run train on me. What does that mean?" To her credit, the teacher actually answered the questions. And then she proceeded to show us pictures of penises and vaginas with STDs.
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Post by CM Dazz on Mar 12, 2011 15:52:16 GMT -5
In the 5th grade sex ed video, when they showed the animated penis going from soft to hard, there was a slide whistle noise. I would have busted out laughing at that.
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Post by Long A, Short A on Mar 12, 2011 16:30:46 GMT -5
I had sex ed for four years. The fine folk at JCPS taught sex ed in an extremely clinical and non-sexual manner. you really had to search for something worth giggling over.
Some girls in my third grade class offered me their bras though...
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mattperiolat
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Post by mattperiolat on Mar 12, 2011 16:32:34 GMT -5
I had sex ed for four years. The fine folk at JCPS taught sex ed in an extremely clinical and non-sexual manner. you really had to search for something worth giggling over. Some girls in my third grade class offered me their bras though... Third grade? Seriously? Must be getting old, I cannot imagine a girl wearing a bra before fifth grade minimum. Then again, I was in 5th grade in 1988, so times change.
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Post by Long A, Short A on Mar 12, 2011 18:07:38 GMT -5
I had sex ed for four years. The fine folk at JCPS taught sex ed in an extremely clinical and non-sexual manner. you really had to search for something worth giggling over. Some girls in my third grade class offered me their bras though... Third grade? Seriously? Must be getting old, I cannot imagine a girl wearing a bra before fifth grade minimum. Then again, I was in 5th grade in 1988, so times change. Seriosly...Both sides of my family are early sprouters. Most of the other black girls in my class were starting at the same time, so I felt pretty normal. Wearing someone else's bra did creep me out a bit. The next year we started fake sex ed and then we got into the real stuff the year after that.
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mattperiolat
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Post by mattperiolat on Mar 12, 2011 18:19:47 GMT -5
Third grade? Seriously? Must be getting old, I cannot imagine a girl wearing a bra before fifth grade minimum. Then again, I was in 5th grade in 1988, so times change. Seriosly...Both sides of my family are early sprouters. Most of the other black girls in my class were starting at the same time, so I felt pretty normal. Wearing someone else's bra did creep me out a bit. The next year we started fake sex ed and then we got into the real stuff the year after that. "Fake sex ed"? What, where they teach you that "other" kinds of sex are fine and you are still a virgin until you do the real thing? Seriously, illuminate me. I'm curious about this one.
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Mar 12, 2011 19:06:17 GMT -5
I was home-schooled and never had sex ed. I learned everything I know about sex from porno.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Mar 12, 2011 19:08:51 GMT -5
I was home-schooled and never had sex ed. I learned everything I know about sex from porno. You must get really disappointed whenever you order a pizza.
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Mar 12, 2011 19:11:24 GMT -5
I was home-schooled and never had sex ed. I learned everything I know about sex from porno. You must get really disappointed whenever you order a pizza. Yeah, they're not nearly as good in bed as they make them out to be in the movies.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Mar 12, 2011 20:45:11 GMT -5
They separated us in 7th grade for boy and girl presentations. They were videos intended to make us all be afraid to have sex....ever. We were shown an hour's worth of diseased penises, all on a big screen. It certainly turned me off of the idea of going to a porno theatre (yes, they still existed when I was a teenager). The girls said that they were shown an hour's worth of diseased lady parts.
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Post by darthalexander on Mar 13, 2011 2:48:01 GMT -5
Not being able to use "bad words"here will kill this, but I do remember one funny moment the first day of sex ed.
The teacher was showing diagrams of male and female genitals. He shows the penis, and everyone laughs but we get through it. He then shows a diagram of a vagina and asks the million dollar question: Does anyone know what this is? (Why he even asked I don't know)
A Vietnamese kid in our class knew all right. He shouted out, with a big smile on his face because he's going to get the answer right: "THAT IS A (Slang word for vagina....think of another word for cat)!!!!"
That made everyone laugh like hell and even the teacher burst out laughing. Took everyone a good 10 minutes to stop.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Mar 13, 2011 2:56:15 GMT -5
^ That reminds me. In 9th grade, we had a mandatory health class. The first half was nutrition, and the second half was sex ed and drugs. The teacher was really awesome. But the best part was the first day of the sex part of it. He said "okay, I know you're all teenagers so you think sex is hilarious. So we're just going to get this out of the way..." He then had us shout out all the obscene slang words for body parts we could think of, and he wrote them on the board. We then all got the chance to say the words all we wanted. When that was over, he said that that was our opportunity to say the words, and that from now on in the class we were to be mature and refer to them by the appropriate names. It was fun
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