FinalGwen
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Post by FinalGwen on Mar 13, 2011 10:25:45 GMT -5
At our secondary school, we were... Um... Lucky enough to get this video. It gained something of a memetic status.
We also got all the pictures of disease ridden genitalia later, just so we didn't get too irreverent.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Mar 13, 2011 15:36:00 GMT -5
At our secondary school, we were... Um... Lucky enough to get this video. It gained something of a memetic status. We also got all the pictures of disease ridden genitalia later, just so we didn't get too irreverent. That was amazing! I so wish we watched that vid at my school. When the song started I just burst out laughing ;D |
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Post by Long A, Short A on Mar 13, 2011 15:45:27 GMT -5
Fake sex ed
Your teacher and your counselor hype you up like they are going to give you the straight dope on penises and vaginas. You have to have your parent sign a permission slip. Then you end up taking the same old health class you took last week.
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Mar 14, 2011 14:45:27 GMT -5
There was something like that in 7th Grade, they split us up into boys and girls. The girls must have had a big talk, since they got deodorant and tampons in a blue bag. The guys got nothing like that, we got a big speech about how some of us wouldn't live to see 18...sex wasn't even mentioned. But I guess inner city black kids already know a lot about sex. I actually learned about sex waaaay before this though, I was like 5 and humped my couch to softcore porn. Nothing happened of course, I just had a bent wookie.  9th Grade was where we got it formally though, in the 2nd semester of health class. By that point I had already rounded 2nd with a girl last summer and had seen a bunch of porn, also there was a girl with a baby in our class, so we pretty much had the basics covered. We didn't get condoms though, but I guess I didn't mind since I haven't had any use for them ever. |
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OriasPool
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Post by OriasPool on Mar 14, 2011 15:14:12 GMT -5
In all my middle school and HS sex ed classes it was thugs sitting in the back bragging about all the girls they had f***ed.
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Post by Lord Bendtner on Mar 14, 2011 15:39:01 GMT -5
One guy in my class was convinced pubic hair was actually called public hair.
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BigJerichool222
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Mar 14, 2011 15:50:58 GMT -5
Fun Story. In 7th Grade I was a veteran on my Baseball Team, and we did the whole split up thing in 6th grade back in elementary school, so I found it humorous when some of the younger players on the team started talking about puberty. They're arguing over whether or not girls go through puberty. I tell them that girls do, and then one kid, SO SURE OF HIMSELF, looks at me like I'm the biggest idiot in the world and shouts: "GIRLS DON'T HIT PUBERTY, THEY GET PERIODS!"  |
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Post by Cela on Mar 14, 2011 15:51:55 GMT -5
I also remember Junior Year health class, where they paraded out the teenage mothers. The only things I remember them saying:
"Pulling out doesn't work."
"I'm really starting to hate Shrek."
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Mar 14, 2011 16:14:23 GMT -5
One guy in my class was convinced pubic hair was actually called public hair. That's funny. At my school, we had a substitute who have the words "attitude" and "altitude" mixed up. Whenever someone acted up, she would say, "You need to drop the altitude." And, we'd be like, "We're not in the air, lady! We'd have to go underground to get lower!" |
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Post by dlg3000 on Mar 14, 2011 18:34:39 GMT -5
I remember we had some classics in our special education class. We could ask questions to the teacher anonymously which was put in a box for her to ask. The teacher then takes out a question and let me say that there were some doozies. One of them asked about masturbation with a stick. Needless to say, it was hilarious because the question was so stupid. But so were a lot of the questions since some of the students were taking advantage of the anonymity. It was also one of my favorite class that was taught by our gym teacher.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Mar 15, 2011 0:17:17 GMT -5
One of my mates was caught jerking off in a sex ed class.
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Dr. T is an alien
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Mar 15, 2011 0:35:22 GMT -5
I just remembered a presentation that each high school student had to attend. They set up this gigantic screen that was about 60' wide in the basketball gymnasium (I am from southern IN, so you should know that the ball court is easily the biggest place in the school). We all watched a combination movie/live action presentation about abstinence, teen pregnancy, personal choice, STDs, and safe sex.
The funniest part to me was that they said that most teenagers made the mistake of using the QBooMM method of pregnancy prevention. That stood for Quit Before that Magic Moment (though we all started to refer to it as Quitting Before that Milky Moment). They mentioned the failings of that technique was twofold:
1) Men actually secrete sperm in pre-ejaculate, which could have an admittedly small chance of causing a pregnancy itself.
2) Q is hard to do
#2 got a pretty good laugh.
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