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Post by General Adam on Aug 5, 2011 21:39:23 GMT -5
All right let's see how much the DVD sold for.
Two dollars and twenty three cents?! I guess the group of people that like to watch sailor porn isn't really a part of our demographic. Hmm.....I thought they would.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Aug 5, 2011 21:53:50 GMT -5
I'm f***ing ready to fight.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 6, 2011 6:07:54 GMT -5
That's a vicious lie spread by enemies in this company I can tell you that picture was photoshopped....with it being my wife and all and I know from personal experience. Regardless, are you prepared to deal with your upcoming loss, at the hands of the Wrestling Messiah?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 6, 2011 9:08:26 GMT -5
I can tell you that picture was photoshopped....with it being my wife and all and I know from personal experience. Regardless, are you prepared to deal with your upcoming loss, at the hands of the Wrestling Messiah? I would ask you the same thing. Are you ready to deal with losing to a man who you have been a douche to every step of the way?? You better be because like I said, I need to win.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Aug 6, 2011 18:31:42 GMT -5
(Courtesy of WWCF.com)
The World WrestleCrap Federation is pleased to welcome back two long-absent competitors, both of whom will be participating in the Lethal Lottery!
Former Inter-Forum Champion, Tag Team Champion, and the last man to hold the Heatz Championship--M.O.P.--returns to team with Finnegan McHaggis on August 15th. They will be facing the loser of the #1 contender's match between Seth Drakin and Whitey Fats, who will have no partner.
Also returning is a former World Heavyweight Champion, Tag Team Champion, and Hardcore Champion: TYFO! He and Jonathan Michaels will square off against Ryan Blood and Evil M.
The third and final Lethal Lottery matchup pits the team of Sparks & The General Of The Monkey Army against the team of Caleb Fourchon and "The Xtreme Machine" Gus Richlen.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 6, 2011 22:13:04 GMT -5
Regardless, are you prepared to deal with your upcoming loss, at the hands of the Wrestling Messiah? I would ask you the same thing. Are you ready to deal with losing to a man who you have been a douche to every step of the way?? You better be because like I said, I need to win. I need it more, Seth. I want it so bad I can taste it. It should already be mine, as a matter of fact. The only thing that would make it better is if Colt is still champion. Taken it from his hands would make it the best feeling in the world
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Post by General Adam on Aug 6, 2011 22:22:05 GMT -5
Hello folks. Man to we have a treat for you, here on the General Store!
*music and fanfare.*
Today we have a CD containing 15 songs, each one sung by WWCF superstars! That's right folks. You can now hear your favorite superstar sing! I'm even on it! Let's listen.
*The General plays the CD.*
Picture yourself on a boat....in a river............with tangerine trees...........and....Marmalade skies!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 7, 2011 0:08:26 GMT -5
I would ask you the same thing. Are you ready to deal with losing to a man who you have been a douche to every step of the way?? You better be because like I said, I need to win. I need it more, Seth. I want it so bad I can taste it. It should already be mine, as a matter of fact. The only thing that would make it better is if Colt is still champion. Taken it from his hands would make it the best feeling in the world You want the world title, I want revenge. Sorry, but certain things take precedence over others. I need to finish this for everyone's safety. Because as long as there are Pantheon who have been unavenged, no one in this company who crosses my path is safe. And once I am done with this business, this mask that is the Archangel and the weapon that is the I4I can finally be no more.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 7, 2011 0:20:25 GMT -5
Hmm, I see Seth is just as self-righteous, pretentious and annoying as I left if not more. If "Stone" can't deal with him until September, that would be a shame
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 7, 2011 5:26:42 GMT -5
I need it more, Seth. I want it so bad I can taste it. It should already be mine, as a matter of fact. The only thing that would make it better is if Colt is still champion. Taken it from his hands would make it the best feeling in the world You want the world title, I want revenge. Sorry, but certain things take precedence over others. I need to finish this for everyone's safety. Because as long as there are Pantheon who have been unavenged, no one in this company who crosses my path is safe. And once I am done with this business, this mask that is the Archangel and the weapon that is the I4I can finally be no more. I feel for you, but sorry, the Wrestling Messiah has to be world champion, for the good of the WWCF, the good of the fans... and for the good of me. Colt must realize I am the better man, that I have no equal in this company, that I must lead this company into a new era
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Post by Cyno on Aug 7, 2011 10:07:53 GMT -5
*A video package airs of M.O.P. wrestling, using Muse's Apocalypse Please. Among the highlights: winning the Inter-Forum Championship, beating Colt at Gookermania, putting Aaron Enigma through a table. At the end of the video package, the following text is shown:*
The Prodigal Son Returns
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 7, 2011 10:47:07 GMT -5
*A video package airs of M.O.P. wrestling, using Muse's Apocalypse Please. Among the highlights: winning the Inter-Forum Championship, beating Colt at Gookermania, putting Aaron Enigma through a table. At the end of the video package, the following text is shown:* The Prodigal Son ReturnsOOC: Are you face or heel?
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Post by Cyno on Aug 7, 2011 11:06:44 GMT -5
OOC: Haven't quite decided yet. Gonna be a nebulous tweener for now and then roll with whatever alignment I just fall into.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 7, 2011 11:24:59 GMT -5
OOC: Haven't quite decided yet. Gonna be a nebulous tweener for now and then roll with whatever alignment I just fall into. Whitey, Inc. is always hiring
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 7, 2011 11:25:58 GMT -5
You want the world title, I want revenge. Sorry, but certain things take precedence over others. I need to finish this for everyone's safety. Because as long as there are Pantheon who have been unavenged, no one in this company who crosses my path is safe. And once I am done with this business, this mask that is the Archangel and the weapon that is the I4I can finally be no more. I feel for you, but sorry, the Wrestling Messiah has to be world champion, for the good of the WWCF, the good of the fans... and for the good of me. Colt must realize I am the better man, that I have no equal in this company, that I must lead this company into a new era
Personally, I could care less if you lead this new era. I just want my revenge and whether you like it or not, I will have my revenge.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 7, 2011 12:04:12 GMT -5
Great Warrior....I am The Mad Pirate Mulligan. Scourge of the High Seas, the Nautical Nightmare, and I plan on Keelhauling ye and that weedy little git The Sam too.
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RKTaker
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by RKTaker on Aug 7, 2011 13:11:03 GMT -5
Great Warrior....I am The Mad Pirate Mulligan. Scourge of the High Seas, the Nautical Nightmare, and I plan on Keelhauling ye and that weedy little git The Sam too. You better not be talking about me you little imposter pirate
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Post by General Adam on Aug 7, 2011 20:43:37 GMT -5
*The General is on his cell phone.* What do you mean no one bought the CD? I mean...come on! It has all of the WWCF superstars singing!
Sure some of us if not all sound like a cat being strangled, but still!
Uh huh.
Yeah.
Okay, but this next item better be good! So far these last few items had bombed!
No surprisingly the Whitey Fats books sold well. Very well I might add. Apparently the people that uses Canadian Penis Enlargement Pumps counts for a good size of our demographic.
No! I will not sell that!
Fine, but it better sell, because if it doesn't....I will find out where you live and burn your house down!
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 7, 2011 22:08:39 GMT -5
Great Warrior....I am The Mad Pirate Mulligan. Scourge of the High Seas, the Nautical Nightmare, and I plan on Keelhauling ye and that weedy little git The Sam too. You better not be talking about me you little imposter pirateOoc: not sure really. We've had an influx of new members, and Not trying to be a dick I truly only know of 3 members in the match, and that's only because I've been PMing TMK with match ideas. I'm assuming that you're Warrior, that just leaves Xtreme which I thought was Richlen but apparently I'm mistaken. Ok...reread the profile thread, sorry for the confusion.
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RKTaker
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by RKTaker on Aug 7, 2011 22:43:13 GMT -5
You better not be talking about me you little imposter pirate Ooc: not sure really. We've had an influx of new members, and Not trying to be a dick I truly only know of 3 members in the match, and that's only because I've been PMing TMK with match ideas. I'm assuming that you're Warrior, that just leaves Xtreme which I thought was Richlen but apparently I'm mistaken. Ok...reread the profile thread, sorry for the confusion. lol no prob
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