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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 8, 2011 21:36:19 GMT -5
...And just like the coward you are, you will make those screams... Trying to get a Marty McFly, "nobody calls me chicken", response from me, Seth?
All right, it worked.
You and me, the NiteRaw right before Wheel Of Misfortune, steel cage match, winnable only by pinfall or submission. Mark your calendar. Soften me up for your boy Richlen, if you can. I'll even ask that nobody interfere in the match, even though it would be technically legal. Why dont we seal the cage so your little friends can't get in to save you........or would it be too hard on them to hear the screams you will make and not be able to do a damn thing?
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 8, 2011 21:55:21 GMT -5
Trying to get a Marty McFly, "nobody calls me chicken", response from me, Seth?
All right, it worked.
You and me, the NiteRaw right before Wheel Of Misfortune, steel cage match, winnable only by pinfall or submission. Mark your calendar. Soften me up for your boy Richlen, if you can. I'll even ask that nobody interfere in the match, even though it would be technically legal. Why dont we seal the cage so your little friends can't get in to save you........or would it be too hard on them to hear the screams you will make and not be able to do a damn thing? Sealing the cage wouldn't do you any good, Drakin, because eventually the damn thing needs to be opened and somebody's gonna have the key, or bolt cutters, or whatever. And since we're in charge, we'll decide who has access to those things and who doesn't.
Meaning that no matter what kind of cage it is, if the Pantheon really wants to, they can get in at the drop of a hat.
But even so, it'll just be me vs. you in this match.
I don't care whether you trust me to make sure there's no interference or not. Fact is, you have no say.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 8, 2011 22:06:36 GMT -5
Why dont we seal the cage so your little friends can't get in to save you........or would it be too hard on them to hear the screams you will make and not be able to do a damn thing? Sealing the cage wouldn't do you any good, Drakin, because eventually the damn thing needs to be opened and somebody's gonna have the key, or bolt cutters, or whatever. And since we're in charge, we'll decide who has access to those things and who doesn't.
Meaning that no matter what kind of cage it is, if the Pantheon really wants to, they can get in at the drop of a hat.
But even so, it'll just be me vs. you in this match.
I don't care whether you trust me to make sure there's no interference or not. Fact is, you have no say. How about we put Barb wire at the top of the cage so you can't escape? I know that while you may be speaking bold now, I know you for a man who would rather not win a match than get the beating you deserve so you might be tempted to escape anyways.
Like it or not, your word that you will face this head on is garbage.
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Post by General Adam on Jun 11, 2011 22:59:47 GMT -5
So.....The General and I are teaming once again....the GREATEST tandem in the WWCF reuniting to take on Bergman and Damn Right Jackson.....only now The General's gone all coo-coo nanners and is taking orders from a Toy
*Responds to someone off Camera*
What Now? ......Yes Pinkie Pie I know.....I realize he's the Hardcore Champion......Yes I realize that he s a decorated war hero too. But.....it's a TOY! A toy shouldn't CONTROL a person like that.......PINKAMINA DIANE PIE! I realize you're a grown pony, but keep those lurid fantasies of yours PRIVATE! I don't care how YOU'D Control him...and besides....I don't think you're anywhere NEAR flexible enough!
*Shakes his head in bemusement*
Imagine......controlled by a toy.......weirdo....
We are the General of the monkey army. Finally we have found someone that is worthy to fight along side us.Wind up monkey: Who's that with BA? That is Pinkie Pie master.Wind up monkey: I know that name from somewhere......Oh good god. General walk away. Now! Why master?Wind up monkey: The less you know the better.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 11, 2011 23:04:16 GMT -5
So.....The General and I are teaming once again....the GREATEST tandem in the WWCF reuniting to take on Bergman and Damn Right Jackson.....only now The General's gone all coo-coo nanners and is taking orders from a Toy
*Responds to someone off Camera*
What Now? ......Yes Pinkie Pie I know.....I realize he's the Hardcore Champion......Yes I realize that he s a decorated war hero too. But.....it's a TOY! A toy shouldn't CONTROL a person like that.......PINKAMINA DIANE PIE! I realize you're a grown pony, but keep those lurid fantasies of yours PRIVATE! I don't care how YOU'D Control him...and besides....I don't think you're anywhere NEAR flexible enough!
*Shakes his head in bemusement*
Imagine......controlled by a toy.......weirdo....
We are the General of the monkey army. Finally we have found someone that is worthy to fight along side us.Wind up monkey: Who's that with BA? That is Pinkie Pie master.Wind up monkey: I know that name from somewhere......Oh good god. General walk away. Now! Why master?Wind up monkey: The less you know the better. OOC: THAT. WAS. BRILLIANT.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 11, 2011 23:45:20 GMT -5
A My Little Pony gimmick? On this forum?? INCONCEIVABLE!!!!
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 11, 2011 23:50:21 GMT -5
Why dont we seal the cage so your little friends can't get in to save you........or would it be too hard on them to hear the screams you will make and not be able to do a damn thing? Sealing the cage wouldn't do you any good, Drakin, because eventually the damn thing needs to be opened and somebody's gonna have the key, or bolt cutters, or whatever. And since we're in charge, we'll decide who has access to those things and who doesn't.
Meaning that no matter what kind of cage it is, if the Pantheon really wants to, they can get in at the drop of a hat.
But even so, it'll just be me vs. you in this match.
I don't care whether you trust me to make sure there's no interference or not. Fact is, you have no say. Just hope that Ricky and I don't show up that night with heavy equipment.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 12, 2011 7:39:22 GMT -5
People keep asking me, "Whitey, why don't you ever get title shots? You beat everyone you ever face, you are incredibly rich and attractive, and I really like your pimp cane."
Well, I don't het any because I don't kiss ass or suck up. Several months ago, after pinning several top teams, me and my erstwhile employee asked for a tag-team title shot, which we had earned. But Seth, who was worrying about his slag and why she kept sneaking off to my locker room, wouldn't let us have one. Then he threatened me, and when I defended myself, he bitched and moaned for weeks.
Now it's the same thing. I earned a world title shot, and I have to wait in line. Behind who, you ask? A f***ing affirmative action beneficiary. Whilst I have to earn everything I get, he can whine and bitch and get anything he wants.
This is unacceptable, and soon, you will all realize why I am the Wrestling Messiah.
I've come to take what is mine
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 12, 2011 21:02:44 GMT -5
People keep asking me, "Whitey, why don't you ever get title shots? You beat everyone you ever face, you are incredibly rich and attractive, and I really like your pimp cane."
Well, I don't het any because I don't kiss ass or suck up. Several months ago, after pinning several top teams, me and my erstwhile employee asked for a tag-team title shot, which we had earned. But Seth, who was worrying about his slag and why she kept sneaking off to my locker room, wouldn't let us have one. Then he threatened me, and when I defended myself, he bitched and moaned for weeks.
Now it's the same thing. I earned a world title shot, and I have to wait in line. Behind who, you ask? A f***ing affirmative action beneficiary. Whilst I have to earn everything I get, he can whine and bitch and get anything he wants.
This is unacceptable, and soon, you will all realize why I am the Wrestling Messiah.
I've come to take what is mine Funny that after my wife and I told you to go screw yourself with your proposal, you now want to say my wife was screwing you. You are just too pathetic to even care about your constant whining.
And if you are the wrestling messiah, I would hate to think of what the actual messiah is like.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 12, 2011 21:53:11 GMT -5
Sealing the cage wouldn't do you any good, Drakin, because eventually the damn thing needs to be opened and somebody's gonna have the key, or bolt cutters, or whatever. And since we're in charge, we'll decide who has access to those things and who doesn't.
Meaning that no matter what kind of cage it is, if the Pantheon really wants to, they can get in at the drop of a hat.
But even so, it'll just be me vs. you in this match.
I don't care whether you trust me to make sure there's no interference or not. Fact is, you have no say. Just hope that Ricky and I don't show up that night with heavy equipment. I wouldn't if I were you, Shaelin. When I said no interference, that doesn't just apply to my brothers in the Pantheon, that applies to everybody, including you two brainless sheep. I assume that you were watching the match between Evil M and BRB a few weeks ago instead of playing with your pink elephant--how many people in this federation are carrying toys around, anyway?--and you saw what we did when the Great Warrior tried to interfere in that one.
So if you're bound and determined to get inside that cage with me and your idol, then you'd better climb it or cut through the door real quick, because the rest of the Pantheon and WWCF security is gonna be all over the two of you after about five seconds.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 12, 2011 22:23:16 GMT -5
Just hope that Ricky and I don't show up that night with heavy equipment. I wouldn't if I were you, Shaelin. When I said no interference, that doesn't just apply to my brothers in the Pantheon, that applies to everybody, including you two brainless sheep. I assume that you were watching the match between Evil M and BRB a few weeks ago instead of playing with your pink elephant--how many people in this federation are carrying toys around, anyway?--and you saw what we did when the Great Warrior tried to interfere in that one.
So if you're bound and determined to get inside that cage with me and your idol, then you'd better climb it or cut through the door real quick, because the rest of the Pantheon and WWCF security is gonna be all over the two of you after about five seconds. Who said Ricky or I were getting INSIDE the cage?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 12, 2011 22:32:46 GMT -5
I wouldn't if I were you, Shaelin. When I said no interference, that doesn't just apply to my brothers in the Pantheon, that applies to everybody, including you two brainless sheep. I assume that you were watching the match between Evil M and BRB a few weeks ago instead of playing with your pink elephant--how many people in this federation are carrying toys around, anyway?--and you saw what we did when the Great Warrior tried to interfere in that one.
So if you're bound and determined to get inside that cage with me and your idol, then you'd better climb it or cut through the door real quick, because the rest of the Pantheon and WWCF security is gonna be all over the two of you after about five seconds. Who said Ricky or I were getting INSIDE the cage? Shaelin........I got this idiot. Ryan will get his comeuppance. I know for a fact the Pantheon has no sense of honor and because of that, they will never hold the Championship of Honor
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 13, 2011 15:36:47 GMT -5
People keep asking me, "Whitey, why don't you ever get title shots? You beat everyone you ever face, you are incredibly rich and attractive, and I really like your pimp cane."
Well, I don't het any because I don't kiss ass or suck up. Several months ago, after pinning several top teams, me and my erstwhile employee asked for a tag-team title shot, which we had earned. But Seth, who was worrying about his slag and why she kept sneaking off to my locker room, wouldn't let us have one. Then he threatened me, and when I defended myself, he bitched and moaned for weeks.
Now it's the same thing. I earned a world title shot, and I have to wait in line. Behind who, you ask? A f***ing affirmative action beneficiary. Whilst I have to earn everything I get, he can whine and bitch and get anything he wants.
This is unacceptable, and soon, you will all realize why I am the Wrestling Messiah.
I've come to take what is mine Funny that after my wife and I told you to go screw yourself with your proposal, you now want to say my wife was screwing you. You are just too pathetic to even care about your constant whining.
And if you are the wrestling messiah, I would hate to think of what the actual messiah is like. Fun Fact: Seth fears the Wrestling Messiah.
Fun Fact: His bitch is a dirty, dirty whore
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 13, 2011 17:03:44 GMT -5
Funny that after my wife and I told you to go screw yourself with your proposal, you now want to say my wife was screwing you. You are just too pathetic to even care about your constant whining.
And if you are the wrestling messiah, I would hate to think of what the actual messiah is like. Fun Fact: Seth fears the Wrestling Messiah.
Fun Fact: His bitch is a dirty, dirty whore
Fun Fact: Whitey isn't a man
Fun Fact: Because this person is the only person who would give him the time of day, his "friend" is a man named Caleb
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 13, 2011 19:01:32 GMT -5
Fun Fact: Seth fears the Wrestling Messiah.
Fun Fact: His bitch is a dirty, dirty whore
Fun Fact: Whitey isn't a man
Fun Fact: Because this person is the only person who would give him the time of day, his "friend" is a man named CalebAn ex-employee, apparently
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Post by General Adam on Jun 13, 2011 21:09:49 GMT -5
*The wind up monkey is alone in a room. He is holding a picture of him and BA's pinkie pie you.*
Wind up monkey: Pinkie pie. You should have not come here.
*He then walks to a trash can and throws away the picture. Then he plays a song with his cymbal's.*
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Post by hossfan on Jun 13, 2011 21:24:48 GMT -5
People keep asking me, "Whitey, why don't you ever get title shots? You beat everyone you ever face, you are incredibly rich and attractive, and I really like your pimp cane."
Well, I don't het any because I don't kiss ass or suck up. Several months ago, after pinning several top teams, me and my erstwhile employee asked for a tag-team title shot, which we had earned. But Seth, who was worrying about his slag and why she kept sneaking off to my locker room, wouldn't let us have one. Then he threatened me, and when I defended myself, he bitched and moaned for weeks.
Now it's the same thing. I earned a world title shot, and I have to wait in line. Behind who, you ask? A f***ing affirmative action beneficiary. Whilst I have to earn everything I get, he can whine and bitch and get anything he wants.
This is unacceptable, and soon, you will all realize why I am the Wrestling Messiah.
I've come to take what is mine *tilts his head* "Erstwhile"? Dat Latin fer "fired" or sumpthin?
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 14, 2011 14:29:02 GMT -5
People keep asking me, "Whitey, why don't you ever get title shots? You beat everyone you ever face, you are incredibly rich and attractive, and I really like your pimp cane."
Well, I don't het any because I don't kiss ass or suck up. Several months ago, after pinning several top teams, me and my erstwhile employee asked for a tag-team title shot, which we had earned. But Seth, who was worrying about his slag and why she kept sneaking off to my locker room, wouldn't let us have one. Then he threatened me, and when I defended myself, he bitched and moaned for weeks.
Now it's the same thing. I earned a world title shot, and I have to wait in line. Behind who, you ask? A f***ing affirmative action beneficiary. Whilst I have to earn everything I get, he can whine and bitch and get anything he wants.
This is unacceptable, and soon, you will all realize why I am the Wrestling Messiah.
I've come to take what is mine *tilts his head* "Erstwhile"? Dat Latin fer "fired" or sumpthin?OOC: I thought you quit after I teamed up with the Pantheon. My mistake
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Post by hossfan on Jun 14, 2011 15:24:43 GMT -5
*tilts his head* "Erstwhile"? Dat Latin fer "fired" or sumpthin?OOC: I thought you quit after I teamed up with the Pantheon. My mistake I assumed Whitey dumped Caleb based on your comments about moving on to a singles career, but the split could have been over him teaming with the Pantheon.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 14, 2011 15:43:53 GMT -5
*from the Boiler Room*
*BRB emerges from the steamy mists with his pipe wrench slung over his shoulder and his WWCF Tag Team Championship belt over the other.*
It's been a little bit since the WWCF Galaxy last heard from me: BRB; one half of the WWCF's Tag Team Champions.
Sparks, nothing personal. I was riding high that night. I may or may not have skipped out on the meds. I had Tag Team Gold for crying out loud!
I suppose the big question is "who's next?" The way I see it, it's gonna be Blood & Stone for the rematch, and let me just say that Michaels and I make a decent team, but it looks like we owe it to Mister Stone for causing dissent in the ranks as well as allowing me to plop him down onto Blood. Heh heh heh...
But for now, this WWCF Tag Team Championship belt's just gonna start looking good on me, BRB.
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