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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 14, 2011 16:34:18 GMT -5
OOC: I thought you quit after I teamed up with the Pantheon. My mistake I assumed Whitey dumped Caleb based on your comments about moving on to a singles career, but the split could have been over him teaming with the Pantheon. I still want a stable, though
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Post by General Adam on Jun 14, 2011 22:54:25 GMT -5
What is wrong master?
Wind up monkey: It's Pinkie Pie.
What about her master?
Wind up Monkey: We....we were in love once, but that was a long time ago. We were happy. Making cupcakes, throwing random parties, we spent summertime digging holes in the sandbox. I don't know why she liked doing, but she did. Those were good times. Then someone took her away from me.
You mean she left you?
Wind up Monkey: No some brat stole her from the daycare I was at. Ever since that day, all I wanted was revenge. To find the brat and melt her mind like it was a candle in a bonfire! I soon learned the power of mind control and so far only you General were weak minded enough to fall under my spell.
Hey wait a minute...
Wind up Monkey: But even still this hole in my heart was never filled. Now she's back, and I don't know what to do.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 14, 2011 23:09:46 GMT -5
Pinkie? Pinkie? Are you there? That crazy Monkey thing claims he knows.....or at least KNEW you. You never told me about him.....Does he know you well?Does he know About.......Pinkamina? What ELSE have you been keeping from me? *"Silence" from the pony* ANSWER ME! *Still "Silence"*
Oh......so it's the silent treatment.....I see how it is...... Fine TWO can play at that game.....we'll see how you crack when I get cozy with somepony else....maybe see what Fluttershy's up to.
*Checks the "Reaction" of the pony to this revalation......He frowns, obviously the pony is not going to talk*
*Grumbling* Razzafragggin....Pinkie.......Oh Fluttershy dear.....where are you?
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Post by General Adam on Jun 14, 2011 23:13:50 GMT -5
Pinkamina? What's that?
Wind up Monkey: Ohhohohohoho. I remember Pinkamina. Couldn't walk straight for about two weeks, but it was DAMN well worth it!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 14, 2011 23:25:17 GMT -5
.......You........
(Due to FCC regulations we at WWCF headquarters are unable to show this promo...instead here's something of higher moral standing to be played until we can)
....That's it Pinkie....If you need me.....I'll be at Rarity's! She's a LADY! She treats me with RESPECT! Not a common.......Whorse!
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Post by General Adam on Jun 14, 2011 23:27:58 GMT -5
Wind up Monkey: She was mine before she was yours little man. Woooooooooooo!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 14, 2011 23:42:18 GMT -5
(Crying) She......and.....*sob*....THAT DAMN MONKEY!
Yeah, I know, Rarity.....she was young and stupid but I thought she told me everything! I mean Big Mac....that I get. Dr. Whooves? A given. That one time with Lyra and Bon Bon?Everyone's entitled to thier "Wild Oats" phase. Hell, even you had that drunken night at Sweet Apple Acres with Apple-- ......
*Places Rarity's hoof over his mouth before revealing the name*
...Ok, fine......I realize you told me that in confidence.....But.....at least the others were other ponies! That was a.....a......PRIMATE! A Clockwork Automaton at that! I mean.....it's not like she was with a Thundercat or......Heaven forbid....some Transformers Repaint......re-using a mold like that.....it can't be sanitary....but why would she keep something like that from me?
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Post by General Adam on Jun 14, 2011 23:45:59 GMT -5
Wind up Monkey: Big Mac? Big Mac ain't got s*** on me!
I gonna walk away now.
Wind up Monkey: I'm the king of the jungle baby!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 14, 2011 23:54:05 GMT -5
I know what I'm gonna do Rarity.....I'm gonna challenge that Monkey for Pinkie Pie's Honor! 's not right.....Slandering a sweet girl like her.....Airing her dirty laundry on TV.
So you know What you ticking termagant....Yes, Rarity, it's a real word.....Wha do you say just me and you in the ring......no general, no ponies, for my beloved's honor!
Yes Rarity I'm aware I called her that.......I may have said some horrible things.....but......a girl like Pinkie, sometimes when you're about to lose a girl thaat good you say and do some crazy things.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 15, 2011 5:59:32 GMT -5
I know what I'm gonna do Rarity.....I'm gonna challenge that Monkey for Pinkie Pie's Honor! 's not right.....Slandering a sweet girl like her.....Airing her dirty laundry on TV.
So you know What you ticking termagant....Yes, Rarity, it's a real word.....Wha do you say just me and you in the ring......no general, no ponies, for my beloved's honor!
Yes Rarity I'm aware I called her that.......I may have said some horrible things.....but......a girl like Pinkie, sometimes when you're about to lose a girl thaat good you say and do some crazy things. I don't know if I whipped your ass too much, or not enough
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 15, 2011 22:48:17 GMT -5
A note is waiting in the General's Locker room......It is lightly perfumed....it smells like.....Buttercream?
Dear General.......He's gone mad with power. meet me in catering tonight....your life may depend on it....
~P. D. P
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 15, 2011 23:22:22 GMT -5
ARGRAH! Stupid f***er! You think that, you little punk bitch, you can get away with that?!? I don't know who you are, and I don't care! If I see you in the back next Raw, I'm going to stab you in the eye with a f***ing pencil!
And don't think I don't forget what happened before that motherf***er tried to make himself famous! I know sweet, delicious gold is coming! That freaky monkey-sodomizer! I know you are around! I'm coming for you too! Just give me the title, and I'll break only one of your ribs!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 15, 2011 23:36:00 GMT -5
Seth: It seems as though I got to see M for the unhonorable man he is. He couldnt beat the former 2 time Champion of Honor on his own so he used illegal tactics to win a match against me.
And now because I was beaten, Colt wants to put me in a match against himself, but he isnt confident enough to beat me on his own so he also put Damn Right Jackson and Whitey Fatts in that match.
DR..........we may have worked together and seen eye to eye in the past. But come Monday, you will be just in the way and while it may not help your situation at Wheel of Misfortune for you to lose, I plan on winning this match.
Whitey...........you have been talking non-stop garbage ever you came back. You are nothing more than an instigator and a worm. You try to talk the talk, but deep down........we know that you can't walk the walk. Money doesn't buy your own hide talent and it won't save you here.
Colt...............trust me when I say that I will be getting my revenge on you, but it won't be next week. You see, next week will be a harbinger of things to come so why you can breath a little easier knowing that your time for comuppance has not come yet. that doesn't mean I won't put my size 12 boot up your ass and walk you like shoes.
As for the entire bunch of Pantheon scum, I have a suprise for all of you as I will show you all what you can expect and how you will know when my vengeance is done.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 15, 2011 23:52:49 GMT -5
Evil M should be the first person I address. He really should, since he's standing in between me and that Championship of Honor.
But damned if I can't resist the temptation to address other guys first.
Brony, I heard what you said during the show, and while I can't speak for everybody in the Pantheon as I said before, I'll tell you how I feel about your being on Team Drakin: as far as I'm concerned, buddy, it's water under the bridge. If you're willing to start with a clean slate, so am I. And you don't need to worry about us doing anything to Rarity or Pinkie Pie either, although I'd watch out for Diamond Dogs if I were you.
A guy who's a whole lot dumber than BA made his comeback tonight: Jay Carroll. Jay, you're fighting a losing battle here. As a matter of fact, you're fighting a battle that's already been decided. Like it or not, we're in control. And some of the guys on the roster recognize the possibility that maybe we're not gonna be such terrible bosses.
See, the thing that guys like Drakin and Richlen--and apparently you--can't wrap their heads around is that I'm a pragmatist. As far as I'm concerned, so long as the Pantheon have what we want, there's nothing to be gained by treating everybody on the roster like crap and ruling with an iron fist.
On the other hand, if somebody says that they're gonna try to take us down, there might be some benefit to getting rid of that person.
Maybe Colt shouldn't give you a contract here, Jay. Maybe it would just be asking for trouble.
But then again, maybe it'd be good for business, even though you obviously have your head up your ass. I've been checking the message boards, Jay, and your return created a lot of buzz. The fans want you back in that ring, and they'll pay good money to see it. And I don't think you present any serious threat to us, so I'm gonna argue in favour of you being added to the roster.
Also, it'll give Johnny a chance to settle the score with you.
*Blood grins*
As for Evil M...
You know what, I'll keep this short and sweet. The first time I faced you, I made you bleed like a stuck pig. This time, because of everything you've done to both Jonathan Michaels and Sara Nakatomi, I'm going to do a LOT worse.
And as for you, Seth, I suggest you watch next week and see what I can do to Evil M even while restricted by the Rules Of Honor. Then I want you to imagine how dangerous I'll be inside a steel cage where there are no rules.
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Post by General Adam on Jun 16, 2011 6:10:38 GMT -5
A note is waiting in the General's Locker room......It is lightly perfumed....it smells like.....Buttercream? Dear General.......He's gone mad with power. meet me in catering tonight....your life may depend on it....
~P. D. PWind up monkey: By god! BA's gone mad! We have to stop him.Wind up monkey: General you're not under my control anymore you can stop taking in plurals. What are you talking about?Wind up monkey: You just said "we have to stop him" The word "we" is a plural. I meant "we" as in us.Wind up monkey: Oh. Never mind then. Well let's go help Pinkie Pie.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 16, 2011 6:22:42 GMT -5
Seth: It seems as though I got to see M for the unhonorable man he is. He couldnt beat the former 2 time Champion of Honor on his own so he used illegal tactics to win a match against me.
And now because I was beaten, Colt wants to put me in a match against himself, but he isnt confident enough to beat me on his own so he also put Damn Right Jackson and Whitey Fatts in that match.
DR..........we may have worked together and seen eye to eye in the past. But come Monday, you will be just in the way and while it may not help your situation at Wheel of Misfortune for you to lose, I plan on winning this match.
Whitey...........you have been talking non-stop garbage ever you came back. You are nothing more than an instigator and a worm. You try to talk the talk, but deep down........we know that you can't walk the walk. Money doesn't buy your own hide talent and it won't save you here.
Colt...............trust me when I say that I will be getting my revenge on you, but it won't be next week. You see, next week will be a harbinger of things to come so why you can breath a little easier knowing that your time for comuppance has not come yet. that doesn't mean I won't put my size 12 boot up your ass and walk you like shoes.
As for the entire bunch of Pantheon scum, I have a suprise for all of you as I will show you all what you can expect and how you will know when my vengeance is done. Fun fact: Whitey challenged Seth to a match like a month ago, but his punk ass wussed out
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 16, 2011 7:53:14 GMT -5
Well, well. Look who I get to face. The man who is primarily responsible for forcing Seth Drakin out of office. And it's supposed to be HIS rules, HIS match?!
Since day one, Lodi, I've wanted to get my hands on you for some reason or another. Initially, it was because you deprived me of my chance to become King of Wrestlecrap. Then it was because you joined the Pantheon. Now, my reasons are obvious.
Next week, I am going to show you and the Pantheon why I am the Xtreme Machine, the Champion of Honor, and the Lord Of The Machine Shop.
And after that, I think Shaelin and I are going to do a little "observing," if you know what I mean.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 16, 2011 8:12:26 GMT -5
Well, well. Look who I get to face. The man who is primarily responsible for forcing Seth Drakin out of office. And it's supposed to be HIS rules, HIS match?!
Since day one, Lodi, I've wanted to get my hands on you for some reason or another. Initially, it was because you deprived me of my chance to become King of Wrestlecrap. Then it was because you joined the Pantheon. Now, my reasons are obvious.
Next week, I am going to show you and the Pantheon why I am the Xtreme Machine, the Champion of Honor, and the Lord Of The Machine Shop.
And after that, I think Shaelin and I are going to do a little "observing," if you know what I mean. The only thing that slut better be doing is making Daddy his money
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Post by Viva on Jun 16, 2011 11:13:01 GMT -5
Quick work of my opponent this week. Sometimes, I just don't know if I'm being taken seriously for being the monster I am in the ring. It's alright though, with every week comes a new opportunity. This week, I have the opportunity to make an example out of someone who's been a thorn in the side of my respected colleague and fellow Nakatomi mentee, Evil M. That man is none other than The Boiler Room Brawler.
I've been instructed by Mr. Nakatomi himself to defeat you, at all means necessary, Brawler, and make no mistake about it, I do not like to let Mr. Nakatomi down. Now, I expect your tag team partner and co-champion Jonathan Michaels to make an appearance. Let the record show that I really don't want to embarrass the both of you, so it would be in your best interest if you fought me like a man, and not like some panzy, can't hack it lunatic.
I've got a whole bag of tricks, Boiler. I'll pick you apart with strikes, I'll stretch you out like a bungee cord, and when I see fit? I'll hit you with the long kiss goodnight. If you ask me, you've been so, so tired, for such a long, long time.
See you Monday, pal.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 16, 2011 11:37:31 GMT -5
Seth: It seems as though I got to see M for the unhonorable man he is. He couldnt beat the former 2 time Champion of Honor on his own so he used illegal tactics to win a match against me.
And now because I was beaten, Colt wants to put me in a match against himself, but he isnt confident enough to beat me on his own so he also put Damn Right Jackson and Whitey Fatts in that match.
DR..........we may have worked together and seen eye to eye in the past. But come Monday, you will be just in the way and while it may not help your situation at Wheel of Misfortune for you to lose, I plan on winning this match.
Whitey...........you have been talking non-stop garbage ever you came back. You are nothing more than an instigator and a worm. You try to talk the talk, but deep down........we know that you can't walk the walk. Money doesn't buy your own hide talent and it won't save you here.
Colt...............trust me when I say that I will be getting my revenge on you, but it won't be next week. You see, next week will be a harbinger of things to come so why you can breath a little easier knowing that your time for comuppance has not come yet. that doesn't mean I won't put my size 12 boot up your ass and walk you like shoes.
As for the entire bunch of Pantheon scum, I have a suprise for all of you as I will show you all what you can expect and how you will know when my vengeance is done. Fun fact: Whitey challenged Seth to a match like a month ago, but his punk ass wussed out Whole Truth: Man wanted me to put my wife on the line, which is why I declined. If he had not, I would have accepted.
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