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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Mar 29, 2011 20:03:38 GMT -5
Obligatory mention of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles underwater level.
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Post by Psicosis Auto Theft on Mar 29, 2011 20:08:06 GMT -5
A pioneer in this: Atari 2600's E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. This almost bankrupted the home video game biz. It was THAT bad.
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Post by Copely on Mar 29, 2011 20:09:37 GMT -5
Shaq Fu. My step brother thought it was the best fighter game ever, and would routinely ask for matches. Just painful
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2011 20:53:24 GMT -5
I f***ing hated the original A Boy and His Blob with a damn passion.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Mar 29, 2011 21:21:44 GMT -5
About that Smurf title...I'm about to really piss you off.
No, I didn't make that video so don't direct your anger at me. I was curious as to how terrible that game was after reading what you said about jumping, so I looked it up on youtube and this guy seems to not only know how to jump but he also acts like the jumping is just kind of screwy...
Sorry bro. You just suck at the smurfs.
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Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Mar 29, 2011 21:31:44 GMT -5
I don't play video games anymore. But back in my days of youth, that E.T. game on Atari confused and angered me. And I'll jump in on the Battletoads bandwagon. I f***ing hated that game.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2011 21:32:38 GMT -5
Super Mario Bros 2 (japan). That game can seriously kiss my f***ing ass.
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Post by noleafclover1980 on Mar 29, 2011 21:37:34 GMT -5
TNA Impact was made by people who hate fun, and thrive on frustration. I have never been so angry at a wrestling game before. It touts that "every move can be countered", but fails to add "... by the computer, you won't counter ****" I think I blew my stack finally when I actually managed to counter a move, then the computer countered my counter. Kiss my ass TNA Impact.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Mar 29, 2011 21:39:08 GMT -5
Super Mario Bros 2 (japan). That game can seriously kiss my f***ing ass. This is how every single one of my SMB 2 experiences have went. "Hmmm....I think I'll play Mario Bros 2." "F***ING POISON MUSHROOM! F*** THIS GAME" Never fails. I don't think I've ever been patient enough to even retry level 1.
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Red Sonic My Ass
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Post by MCMGM on Mar 29, 2011 22:08:53 GMT -5
Peggle. That 750,000 point challenge can bite my ass.
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Dr. T is an alien
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I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Mar 29, 2011 22:22:16 GMT -5
I recently put up an article about this: www.mymomthinksimfunny.com/?p=202Where I discussed some video games that I thought to be total dicks. I'm curious to hear some of the games that you thought was put on this earth to simply piss you off and piss off your parents for renting the damn thing for you in the first place. First I will comment on your games that you listed: 1) I never got to play Ghosts and Goblins, so I cannot comment on it. It sounded like a fun one. 2) Smurfs: Rescue from Gargamel's Castle was actually kind of fun. Hell, the other day I hooked up my Colecovision so my 9 year old daughter could play it. (she beat the first couple levels). There is actually a decent trick in order to do a big jump if you need the help. Press up on your d-stick twice. You will first jump straight up and then jump high and long. Hope that helps. 3) Never played Castlequest, but it looks like I would have hated it. 4) I liked Out of This World, but I never got too far on it myself. Granted, I did not actually own it myself, so if I had I probably have gotten better at it. 5) Star Trek: TNG was rather fun, but I never got past the second Romulan attack. The first one was easy because I could use the phasers, but the second one was at warp, making phasers unusable. Now, for my own selections I have to say that The Karate Kid was easily the most infuriating game that I ever played. It is the only game that I ever played that I kept playing because I thoroughly hated the game. I hated it so bad that I felt as though quitting before beating the game meant that the game beat me. I just could not have that. Some of the selections that I have seen listed were hard like the Ninja Gaiden games but they made up for it by being too fun to hate.
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Post by Malcolm on Mar 29, 2011 22:23:28 GMT -5
Any Mario Kart on 150cc.
I swear to good cc must really mean "cheating capacity".
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Mar 29, 2011 22:49:27 GMT -5
About that Smurf title...I'm about to really piss you off. No, I didn't make that video so don't direct your anger at me. I was curious as to how terrible that game was after reading what you said about jumping, so I looked it up on youtube and this guy seems to not only know how to jump but he also acts like the jumping is just kind of screwy... Sorry bro. You just suck at the smurfs. I posted my previous post before watching this video. The Colecovision version looked so much better. Compare the previous video to this following video (do yourself a favor and skip to 2:45 for the game and ignore the boring announcer. It was the only video that I saw that clearly showed the graphics.
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Post by Thaal Sinestro on Mar 29, 2011 23:17:09 GMT -5
GoW3: THAT. DAMN. LABYRINTH. The labyrinth didn't give me that much hell, twas the fall to Hades after that, that caused much brain smashing.
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Mar 30, 2011 0:04:14 GMT -5
Vanquish on Hard was such a love/hate relationship. I'll probably end up playing it on God Hard, marry it, only to divorce it, but later end up sleeping with it as a way of working things out, you know, for the kids.
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Post by DSR on Mar 30, 2011 0:22:38 GMT -5
Splatterhouse 2 made me smash my Sega controller. I fought this friggin' boss 30 times and got beat, I finally beat him once, only to find out he had a second form! ARGH! That game was a dick.
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Post by kevservo on Mar 30, 2011 0:24:44 GMT -5
Castlevania 1. Madusa heads on flipping platforms. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2011 0:30:13 GMT -5
Could someone explain exactly what's wrong with TNA impact? I never read reviews about it so this is a bit funny to me.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Mar 30, 2011 0:34:27 GMT -5
Bucky O Hare on the NES was pretty damn difficult, especially once you got past the four initial levels.
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Post by DSR on Mar 30, 2011 0:40:25 GMT -5
Also, Silver Surfer for the NES was total balls.
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