RKTaker
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Posts: 16,306
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Post by RKTaker on Jul 5, 2011 16:40:43 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels who
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 6, 2011 18:58:36 GMT -5
Does the crotch chop and kicks him to the ground.
Meanwhile, the ghost of Gorilla Monsoon...
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,477 
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 13, 2011 0:33:21 GMT -5
yells "WILL YOU STOP?!" at Michael Cole.
After commercials, Sunny and Lita....
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Post by mcclanahan on Jul 13, 2011 1:01:07 GMT -5
announce they're giving up their former lives and becoming born again virgins to become nuns
meanwhile Carlito and JJ Dillon...
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Jul 13, 2011 8:45:48 GMT -5
...are placing bets on whether Sunny or Lita leave the nunnery first.
The winner of the bet...
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 13, 2011 15:38:13 GMT -5
SWERVE, Johnny Polo, spanks Sunny's ass, leading to another attack.
The ambulance driver who takes Johnny to the hospital is...
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Post by mcclanahan on Jul 13, 2011 15:45:12 GMT -5
Simon Sermon who passes the hospital and chains Polo to a bed in a seedy motel
back from commercial with Scott Hall and Kevin Nash who...
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 13, 2011 17:03:27 GMT -5
Are watching scrambled porn. Hall turns to Nash and says...
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Post by mcclanahan on Jul 13, 2011 18:20:39 GMT -5
"Nash I think thats Shiek and Linda" to which Nash responds...
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 13, 2011 18:54:59 GMT -5
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Nash puts his WCW vibrating action figure through the TV and runs off into the janitor's closet for some eyebleach. After bleaching his eyes, a figure grabs him. It is revealed to be...
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Post by mcclanahan on Jul 13, 2011 19:06:42 GMT -5
Rob Van Dam who came to ask Kevin if he had seen his pipe, when suddenly X-Pac...
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 13, 2011 19:26:42 GMT -5
...strips to his boxers! Nash gets some more bleach.
Meanwhile, back at the sleazy motel...
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 13, 2011 19:46:55 GMT -5
... Golddust and Kamala the Ugandan Giant are fighting while Vince Russo is off to the side, yelling "THIS IS A SHOOT' before Jim Cornette tackles him and starts beating him unmercifully. Then...
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 13, 2011 19:53:09 GMT -5
Johnny Polo unties himself from the bed and explains the history of the Polo family. He's a descendant of Marco Polo you know, as well as of the Soviet polo legend Yevgeny Polowitz. He's also the second cousin of Lord Thistlewick Polo, member of the House of Lords. He explains about his other cousin, Scottrick Flamingoschweitz, known in WCW as Scotty Flamingo.
His eighth cousin was an Australian politician named...
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Post by mcclanahan on Jul 14, 2011 14:24:29 GMT -5
Sir Joseph Cook who died in 1947 and was only brought up to confuse Golddust long enough for Polo to...
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 14, 2011 14:36:30 GMT -5
eat some macaroni.
Goldust steals the macaroni and then...
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Post by mcclanahan on Jul 15, 2011 0:18:59 GMT -5
Runs into the street as Kamala and Polo chase him when suddenly...
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 15, 2011 5:45:05 GMT -5
He gets run over! Kamala then begins...
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Post by mcclanahan on Jul 15, 2011 15:15:04 GMT -5
poking him with a stick as Polo calls...
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 15, 2011 15:16:13 GMT -5
IRS!
IRS says that...
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