|
Post by mcclanahan on Jul 16, 2011 1:42:16 GMT -5
he needs Polo to get Husky Harris ready for...
|
|
|
Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 16, 2011 5:50:13 GMT -5
ADAM BOMB!
Meanwhile, Husky is backstage eating...
|
|
|
Post by mcclanahan on Jul 16, 2011 9:24:10 GMT -5
Sushi when Vince Mcmahon walks in and...
|
|
|
Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 16, 2011 12:12:52 GMT -5
...steals the sushi and eats it!
Vince says that a man has to go without while the higherups get all the glory, and to become a higherup you have to sacrifice your masculinity.
He then...
|
|
|
Post by mcclanahan on Jul 18, 2011 0:25:18 GMT -5
walks back to his office to find The Bella Twins in his office with...
|
|
MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
|
Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 18, 2011 0:30:07 GMT -5
The Usos. The two sets of twins then engage in a orgy of Super Incest. This being Vince's deep-seated desire for... whatever reason, he forms a huge maniacal grin on his face and reaches down towards his trousers.
Unfortunately for him...
|
|
|
Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 18, 2011 15:53:18 GMT -5
...his grapefruits have shrivelled!
End show!
And now...
Welcome to JPASWF Money in the Wallet, live from Montreal, Quebec!
(Theme: HAHAHA... MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEYYYYYY)
Signs: CENA C'EST POURRI I'M TAPING SURVIVOR SUNNY SCREWED BRET RANDY ORTON'S THIGHS ARE MEDIOCRE KAMALA 4:69 ROH IS REAL
Howard Finkel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the JPASWF Tag Team Championship! Making their way to the ring...
|
|
|
Post by mcclanahan on Jul 18, 2011 21:56:43 GMT -5
Johnny Swinger and Bull Buchanan and their opponents...
|
|
RKTaker
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Posts: 16,306
|
Post by RKTaker on Jul 18, 2011 22:44:23 GMT -5
carlito and primo who are mad that there were no matches last week and they have to wrestle in
|
|
|
Post by mcclanahan on Jul 19, 2011 0:09:55 GMT -5
the WWA4 "arena" in front of 12 sleeping fans with commentary by Curtis Hughes and...
|
|
|
Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 19, 2011 6:14:28 GMT -5
The Great Khali!
The match begins. Carlito...
|
|
|
Post by mcclanahan on Jul 19, 2011 7:17:05 GMT -5
charges Bull but is met with a lariat and the 1..2...3
Swinger and Bull celebrate the victory when the lights go out, when they come back on Bull is layed out and standing behind Swinger is...
|
|
|
Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 19, 2011 8:13:00 GMT -5
Kane!
He proceeds to reach...
|
|
|
Post by mcclanahan on Jul 19, 2011 8:42:09 GMT -5
in his pants and pulls out Hornswoggle who...
|
|
|
Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 19, 2011 13:21:18 GMT -5
...is caught by the RTC before he can do anything non-PG.
Company owner Johnny Polo comes out and...
|
|
|
Post by mcclanahan on Jul 19, 2011 19:05:24 GMT -5
says Kane/hornswoggle, the RTC, Swinger/Buchanon, and Primo/Carlito are going to have a 4-way elimination flaming table match for the tag titles at the next show...
back from commercial with Sting and...
|
|
|
Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 19, 2011 19:08:23 GMT -5
Disco Inferno beating down Johnny Polo!
"Where's our tacos?" they scream.
They leave Johnny lying motionless in the ring. Out comes...
|
|
|
Post by mcclanahan on Jul 19, 2011 19:11:17 GMT -5
Big Cat Curtis Hughes who challenges Paul Heyman to...
|
|
|
Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 19, 2011 19:16:30 GMT -5
...a pie eating contest!
Meanwhile, Johnny Polo is...
|
|
|
Post by mcclanahan on Jul 20, 2011 4:34:54 GMT -5
in his office with SoCal Val playing...
|
|