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Post by wwe1993 on Aug 12, 2011 17:12:37 GMT -5
tank with a spoiler
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Post by The Tank on Aug 12, 2011 17:13:33 GMT -5
Pa-tien-ce?
Is that a food?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 17:13:42 GMT -5
The Jacksons are backstage with Desmond Wolfe, a picture of Matt Morgan sits on a table near them.
Bro, it’s like a wake for Morgan Jackson, why are we even here?
Look I talked to Desmond here, he’s going to interview us tonight.
Oh, right, Desmond, why is it set up like Morgan died?
Because he is currently running the first stage of the Course, he should be done with it by the end of the Month, so we can move on to the second leg, and third leg with relative speed. As for why I am here, I need the TV time some-how, and interviewing you two was the only way.
Fair enough, fire away.
Don’t say that bro, someone is going to call gimmick infringement, and we don’t want that, I’m to pretty for jail.
Matt, never say that again.
Which part?
All of it.
Let’s finish off this small talk and get to the damn point. Tonight you will be losing to Beer Money for the TNA World Tag Team Championship.
You mean challenging.
No, I don’t, I mean losing.
Look Desmond, just because we’ve never been able to win the TNA Tag Team titles, doesn’t mean tonight won’t be our night. It IS out night, I can feel it, and BEER! MONEY! We respect the hell out of you guys, one of the best tag teams going tonight, but like I said, I can feel it in my bones, Matt and Nick, the Jackson Brothers will win tonight, and WILL become the NEW TNA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
Exactly, there is no way we can’t win this tonight, we’ve got it in the bag, we’re running on all cylinders and we are going to run you over. We’re going to win the titles we need, there is no way around it. Mark your calendars, Friday, August 12 2011, The Jackson Brothers make it to the mountain top, and become the TNA Tag Team champions for the first, time, ever.
Here is my card for when you lads lose.
Desmond Wolfe walks away.
WE ARE GOING TO THE MOUNTAIN TOP!
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Post by lodirulz on Aug 12, 2011 17:15:10 GMT -5
IS HE THE THIRD MAN?
OH MY GOD!
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!
OH MY GOD!
KID KASH HAS BETRAYED WCW TNA!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 17:17:10 GMT -5
Brooke here with Beer Money and their manager Ric Flair, now, Beer Money, going into tonight's title defense against the Jacksons, you have each lost against the Jacksons in individual competition, and some have said that you have become complacent, even lazy, how do you respond to these comments?
Brooke, you ignorant slut.
You see, why should Beer Money waste their time giving their all in meaningless one on one matches, and possibly get injured going into a Title defense?
Roode and Storm spent their time in the ring scouting the Jacksons, learning their strengths and weaknesses, devising a game plan for tonight.
People can accuse us of being lazy or complacent or handsome or whatever they like, but Jimmy and I are the Tag Team Champions, and we'll still be the Tag Team Champions at the end of the night.
And if you ask me, if anyone should be accused of being complacent, it's the restof the Tag division.
Here we are once again, facing one of the same two teams we've been fighting for the last few months.
Maybe if we had some fresh competition, we would be a little more motivated to dazzle the crowds.
Maybe if the rest of the roster would step up and prove they want to be champions, we wouldn't be standing here giving people reruns.
As it is, we're gonna go out there, I'm gonna drink some beer, Ric's gonna style and profile, Bobby's gonna . . .
Do something else, and we're gonna walk back up that ramp with our titles, and as for the Jacksons, well, Sorry About Your Damn Luck.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 12, 2011 17:18:04 GMT -5
I agree with Wolfe.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2011 17:18:54 GMT -5
Did Ric Flair just quote Dan Aykroyd?
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 12, 2011 17:20:18 GMT -5
Yeah, I know, he was probably doing something else on Saturday evenings in the 70's.
Sue me.
But if you do, beware, my lawyer is an unfrozen caveman.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 17:22:40 GMT -5
(Okay, let's try that again.)
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the TNA World Tag Team Championship!
JB: Introducing the challengers, from Hesperia, California, at a combined weight of 350 pounds, Matt and Nick, The Jacksons!
JB: And their opponents, accompanied by “Nature Boy” Ric Flair, at a combined weight of 470 pounds, they are the reigning and defending TNA World Tag Team Champions, Cowboy James Storm and Robert Roode, Beer Money Incorporated!
Tenay: For three months Beer Money have reigned as tag team champions, mostly due to the help of Ric Flair. West: That’s called using your assets. What’s the point of having Ric Flair if you don’t use him? Tenay: Even so The Jacksons appear to have Beer Money’s number over the last couple of weeks, defeating Storm and Roode in single competition. West: But that was meaningless. Beating them in singles is entirely different from beating them as a team.
TNA World Tag Team Championship Beer Money v The Jacksons 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2011 17:22:43 GMT -5
Yeah, I know, he was probably doing something else on Saturday evenings in the 70's. Sue me. But if you do, beware, my lawyer is an unfrozen caveman. I can't afford to sue you. I live in a van down by the river.
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Post by The Tank on Aug 12, 2011 17:24:27 GMT -5
The Jacksons show off the fact that they're TWO WILD AND CR........you know what, no. Not gonna make that reference.
Matt and Nick superkick Bobert Roode simultaneously.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2011 17:24:33 GMT -5
The ref gets distracted by some guy singing about King Tut in the audience. Nick Jackson takes advantage and hits Roode with a Bass-O-Matic!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 12, 2011 17:24:59 GMT -5
Yeah, I know, he was probably doing something else on Saturday evenings in the 70's. Sue me. But if you do, beware, my lawyer is an unfrozen caveman. I can't afford to sue you. I live in a van down by the river. Then you need a better job. I can hook you up. LIKE A BOSS! Also: BEER!!! MONEY!!!! With a double clothesline.
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Post by MikeyMania on Aug 12, 2011 17:25:45 GMT -5
Storm with a superkick of his own.
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Post by wwe1993 on Aug 12, 2011 17:25:54 GMT -5
James storm with a spinebuster
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Aug 12, 2011 17:26:33 GMT -5
The Jacksons with a Death Sentence to James Storm, but the Leg Drop has an extra flip and Corkscrew.
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Post by lodirulz on Aug 12, 2011 17:27:26 GMT -5
Beer Money do the moonwalk all over The Jacksons, then invite there wives into a random hot tub to rant about being lovers.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 12, 2011 17:28:10 GMT -5
"Crosses Fingers in hope that the stroyline I just set up in my promo isn't immediately ruined"
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 12, 2011 17:28:47 GMT -5
DAMN IT!
Ruined.
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Post by lodirulz on Aug 12, 2011 17:30:08 GMT -5
I'll be a nice guy and change my vote.
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