Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 12, 2011 17:31:41 GMT -5
No, don't.
Just . . .
Would've been nice if I got to face more than two teams in my three month title reign.
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lodirulz
Hank Scorpio
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Post by lodirulz on Aug 12, 2011 17:34:06 GMT -5
No, don't. Just . . . Would've been nice if I got to face more than two teams in my three month title reign. Dude, if you want to, you can.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 12, 2011 17:36:03 GMT -5
I choose to take it as a sign that Anderson might win the big one tonight.
I am quite proud of my Anderson promo tonight, so we'll see.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 17:43:13 GMT -5
Roode hits a clothesline on Nick. Storm comes in and Beer Money hit a doublesuplex!
BEER! MONEY!
Roode sets up for the Pay Off but Matt hits a dropkick to break it up. Storm tries to intervene and gets hit with a double dropkick. The Jacksons hit a double superkick to Roode and Nick covers as Matt exits the ring.
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Storm breaks it up. Storm hits a neckbreaker on Nick but the Jackson James moves to get him out of the ring. While he does so, Flair tosses Roode the beer bottle. Roode goes to smash the bottle over Nick’s head but Nick ducks and hits another dropkick. Flair jumps up on the apron as Storm charges at Nick but Nick sidesteps and he collides with Flair. Nick throws Storm to the outside as Roode to attack but Matt intercepts. Matt lifts Roode onto his shoulders and hits a rolling firemans carry as Nick climbs the top rope. But Storm comes back behind the refs back and nails Nick with the beer bottle. Roode covers as Storm takes care of Matt Jackson.
JB: Here are your winners, and the STILL TNA World Tag Team Champions, Beer Money!
Tenay: Damnit! West: What’s your problem? Tenay: Thanks to Flair again Beer Money retain. West: Flair didn’t do anything. Tenay: He threw the bottle in the ring!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 17:45:24 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time is professional wrestling's only Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle.
Darn straight.
Kurt, tonight you have the opportunity to become TNA Legends Champion for the second time in your illustrious career when you face Tommy "Crimson" Mercer and Tommy Dreamer in a triple threat match.
A match that should just be one on one between myself and Crimson. I don't have a problem with Dreamer but the fact of the matter is, whether he pinned Scott Steiner or not, he still tapped out in the number one contender's match. I was the only man out of the three not to be defeated in any fashion, just as I aim to be tonight.
Do you believe that Tommy Mercer will target you specifically due to you walking out on him in a tag team match?
Now hold on just a second. Saying I walked out suggests that I was actually considering teaming with Mercer that night before changing my mind. I made it clear from the outset I had no intention of competing. It's not my fault Crimson was too stupid to realise that. If he wants to single me out, I suggest he brings his A game. He and Dreamer both need to understand that they're not dealing with another ham and egger tonight. They're dealing with Kurt Angle, one of the best wrestlers alive today and I will stop at nothing to ensure I leave here tonight once again as a champion.
So what exactly is your strategy for tonight?
Seek and destroy. If either Tommy gets in my way, they're going to get hurt. It's as simple as that. Bound for Glory is coming up in just a couple of months and everybody wants to be apart of it. If I have to take out some people along the way to gain my spot on the biggest PPV of the year, so be it. I've broken ankles in the past and I'm not afraid to do so tonight. Crimson, Dreamer, get ready. In this business, there are greats, there are legends and then... then there's Kurt Angle. You two have no idea what you've gotten yourselves in for.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,183
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 12, 2011 17:45:47 GMT -5
Huh?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 17:46:49 GMT -5
Lodi changed his vote. He didn't change it back. So it was 4-3 Beer Money.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 17:48:55 GMT -5
TNA Legends Champion Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer is backstage with Petey Williams.
Tommy.
Petey Williams, can you hear me?
Tommy, tonight you defend your TNA Legends title in what some would call your greatest defense yet, you will be facing TNA’s Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle and Hardcore Legend Tommy Dreamer. Your thoughts.
Well Petey, Olympic Gold Metalist Kurt Angle, one of the greatest wrestlers to ever wrestle, well, his time is done, I would have thought that that was clear when Jeff Jarrett and his boys beat the ever loving hell out of him, and caused Angle’s group to disband. It seems to me that he is going after my TNA Legends title out of some sort of long deprived attempt to try and stopgap falling into the realms of obscurity where he will wither and die during his dying days. He seeks to retain the spotlight, while people like myself are meant to suffer for his art.
And Dreamer? Dreamer is a man who wants one last Hurrah before fading into Legend, wait, I feel like I am repeating myself. What makes Tommy Dreamer different from Kurt Angle? Aside from a lack of skill, lack of talent, lack of accolades, he also is certifiable as completely useless to this business now, TNA Legends Champion Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer would be completely insulted and embarrassed to lose this TNA Legends title to Tommy Dreamer. It would mean that we would have to re-group back in the backroom, locker-room, and other staging areas.
This may sound like TNA Legends Champion Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer is wrting off both of my opponents as has-beens, never-was’ and the like, but that is not the case, you see, despite the lack of momentum, ability, and writing on the wall, I still have to deal with not one, but two people other than me vying for this TNA Legends title, something I will not allow to fall from my vicelike grip until I deign it so, and that is just a simple fact.
So, despite the odds stacked against me, Everything is going to be all right, everything is going to be just fine, because TNA Legends Champion Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer, is going to hurt somebody.
So, Petey, let the Monsters roll.
Let the Monsters roll.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 12, 2011 17:50:13 GMT -5
Well, I didn't want people to change their votes to me out of pity or anything.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 17:53:24 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the TNA Legends Championship!
JB: Introducing the challengers, first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240 pounds, he is Professional Wrestling’s Only Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle!
JB: Next, from Yonkers, New York, weighing 260 pounds, “The Innovator of Violence” Tommy Dreamer!
JB: And from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing 252 pounds, he is the reigning and defending TNA Legends Champion, Tommy “Crimson” Mercer!
Tenay: Well this is quite simply the biggest title defense of Tommy Mercer’s Legends title reign. He’ll have to be at his best to hold onto that title. West: I just can’t look past Kurt Angle here. He’s focused and I gotta say slightly fresher than his opponents since walking out on that tag match. Tenay: I wouldn’t discount Tommy Dreamer or Mercer that easily. West: Dreamer shouldn’t be in this match. Tenay: You may think so but fact is that he pinned Scott Steiner. West: But he tapped to Kurt Angle. This match should be one-on-one. Tenay: Well that’s not your call.
TNA Legends Championship Tommy "Crimson" Mercer v Tommy Dreamer v Kurt Angle 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Aug 12, 2011 17:54:23 GMT -5
Crimson with a "It's great how we make people everyone hates on TV some of the most over guys on the roster" slam to Dreamer.
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Post by wwe1993 on Aug 12, 2011 17:54:35 GMT -5
Mercer with a spear
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Aug 12, 2011 17:55:46 GMT -5
TCM with a Dreamer Driver to Kurt, and an Angle Slam to Dreamer.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,183
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 12, 2011 18:00:21 GMT -5
Angle with a squash avoidance DDT.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 18:09:54 GMT -5
Angle hits a belly to belly on Dreamer. Mercer charges but Angle ducks and hits a german. He hits another, then goes for another but is cut off by Dreamer. Dreamer catches Angle low and hits the Dreamer DDT!
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Mercer breaks it up. He whips Dreamer into the ropes, then lowers his head but Dreamer just kicks him. Dreamer lifts Mercer up for the Spicolli Driver but Mercer fights out. Mercer goes for the Mercy Kill but Dreamer pushes him off and catches him in a powerslam. Dreamer is then caught and Angle Slammed!
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Dreamer kicks out! Angle locks on the Ankle Lock. Dreamer tries to reach the ropes but Angle drags him back into the middle of the ring. So Dreamer rolls throw and ends up sending Angle right into boot from Mercer. Dreamer charges Mercer and gets the Mercy Kill!
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3!
JB: Here is your winner, and STILL TNA Legends Champion, Tommy “Crimson” Mercer!
Tenay: What a match! And Tommy “Crimson” Mercer can certainly say he is worthy of that Legends title. West: I was sure Kurt Angle had it but no doubt Mercer earned that. At least it wasn’t Tommy Dreamer. Tenay: Will you stop it.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 18:12:36 GMT -5
Hamada is sitting in her locker room, watching her early TNA matches. Chelsea walks in.
Ah, attempting to relive your better days, I see. How is that working out?
Didn't I tell you I wanted nothing to do with you?
Come now dear, can you honestly say this loner act has worked for you? When was the last time you won a match?
Silence! Who are you to come in here and judge me? What have you ever done?
What have I ever done? Let me see, I helped a stable known as the Greater Good run rampant on this company for the better part of six months last year. How about that?
And during that time, you were doing...
What, exactly?
Wilde Violence. Perhaps you remember our Tag Team Championship run?
As a matter of fact, I do.
And I find it quite amusing that somebody who is so adamant about being on her own had her one crowning moment as a member of a tag team.
And I find it amusing that someone with no actual wrestling training is trying to tell me how to manage career.
Look, we could go on like this all night, but the fact remains, you've lost your edge. You're not that feared monster you were when you joined this company two years ago.
And what's your point? You're not exactly relevant yourself these days.
Ergo, we need each other.
Excuse me?
Think about it, Hamada. You need somebody who can help you become...
Chelsea gestures at the monitor, which is showing Hamada decimating Roxy.
That once again. And I...
Well, it can be boring just sitting around backstage. I could use a project.
A project. Is that all I am to you? A way of getting your own name out there again?
Just think about it, Hamada. Imagine being that unstoppable monster again! Imagine finally winning the Women's Championship!
...Can you really do that for me?
We won't know until we try...
...OK. You have one month.
One month?
One month to prove to me that you're not full of it...
Then we'll go from there. Deal?
Hamada offers her hand. Chelsea smiles.
Deal.
The two shake hands.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 18:15:22 GMT -5
I am here with Eric Young and Eric Bischoff, the EY/Easy E Connection.
Oh god, is that name actually sticking?
Very shortly you two will be competing in a tag match vs Phil Shatter and Hulk Hogan, any words for your opponents?
Yes. Of course. When you look at Eric Young and I, you see two people with a very similar problem. We have our supporters in the crowd, but nobody’s help in the back. We are constantly disrespected. Tonight we end that. Tonight I’ll prove to every single person that I am a trustworthy person, and a damn good partner. I survived ten minutes with Jackie. I’ve learned several new wrestling moves. I’m not a great wrestler, I’ll admit that. But I’ll fight my heart out! I’ll prove the doubters wrong! Hogan! Shatter! Tonight I prove to the world my true colors, and finally end any doubts that I am a changed man! Come on Eric! Lets go!
You go ahead, I want say some words myself.
*Eric Bischoff nods and exits*
There is an old saying, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When Jarrett gave me this two on two match, of course I was excited. Finally a fair shot. Then after Bischoff *airquote* won *airquote* the Eric Young Tag Partner Invitational, a lot of my happiness went away. But I spent some time in the back thinking, and I refocused my mind. I’ve said before that I’m a survivor, and survivors adapt. Life gave me Bischoff as a partner, so I wanted to make sure I got the best damn Bischoff possible. He’s trained. He’s decent. Realistically I’m still in basically a handicap match. I’m going to try to avoid tagging Bischoff in, obviously. But I got him pumped up. I got him motivated. He’s gonna go out there and give 100% and that’s the most I can ask of the guy. Will he screw me over? Who knows, I can’t put all my trust in him yet. But he seems like he has changed, and I’m forced to team with him tonight, so I don’t really have much of a choice. As for my match tonight, is it a fair fight? No. But it’s probably the best I’m gonna get. If I can beat up Hogan enough, make him a non-factor, then it’s just me and you again, Shatter. That seems like my best option. You keep treating me like a joke, and for the life of me I can’t figure out why. You haven’t beat me fairly. It’s just cheap trick after cheap trick, yet you’re boasting like there were never any shenanigans involved. I... I... I just can't understand what you see. I view you as a piece of scum, who will do whatever it takes to win, but what do you see when you look at me?
A monkey hanging onto your back? Am I problem that you just won't deal with?
A fly? Am I just a little nuisance that annoys you, that you keep trying to crush, but to no avail?
A joke? Do you and Hogan laugh at my words, like I'm a three year old kid who doesn't know what he is talking about?
I don't know. And it has come to the point I don't care what you think. I started off being nice, hoping you seriously weren't doubting my wrestling ability. But I've grown very angry at you. In all honesty, whether I want to admit it or not, you've effectively brought my career to a halt. I can't just move on, go for the X-Division title or anything! Not until I beat you. You are a huge road block in my life... but tonight, that crap ends. Tonight I restore my name to its former glory. Tonight I win our match, and get to finally get my career on the right tracks again. Tonight is the night I achieve justice.
*Eric Young walks off*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 18:18:16 GMT -5
Are you ready, brother?
I'm ready, Hulk!
ARE YOU READY, BROTHER?!?
I'M DAMN READY, HULK!!!
Eric Young is going down tonight?
Eric Young is goin' D-O-DOUBLE-N DOWN TONIGHT!!!
That little brother is gonna get run down tonight!
ALL THE DAMN WAY DOWN!!!
And what about Eric Bischoff?
What about Eric Bischoff, Mikey?
Look, Top Gun. You worry about Eric Young tonight. You put all your focus on Eric Young tonight. I don't care a bit about that black belt nonsense. Eric Young couldn't hurt you if you were nursing a hangover after a week-long binge and he had a shotgun taped barrel-end to your face.
Well, shit.
Just oozing confidence, man.
You are leaving Eric Bischoff to me tonight. All the Hulkamaniacs and all the Gunners out there don't wanna see Top Gun waste his time with Eric Bischoff. They don't wanna see you bothering with a guy who shouldn't even be in the ring to begin with. They wanna see Top Gun put Eric Young behind him once and for all so he can move on up. I can see it now: Bound for Glory! Top Gun Phil Shatter standing across the ring from the TNA World Heavyweight Champion, and that World Heavyweight Champion shaking in his boots!
And Eric Bischoff?
For you two, this with Eric Bischoff is business. But for me, this is personal. Do I need to tell the story about the meat truck?
The what now?
Just keep going, sir.
Eric Bischoff would be nowhere in this business without Hulk Hogan. Maybe by now he'd be producing some TV show somewhere. But in the wrestling business, Eric Bischoff is nothing without Hulk Hogan. Eric Bischoff has always been nothing without Hulk Hogan around to point his decisions in the right direction, and to fight his battles when things go sour.
So what about lately?
Age caught up with me, Mike. What can I say. So I delegate. To guys like you and Top Gun and Pope Dinero. The guys who my keen eye can tell are the guys who deserve to stand at the top of the next generation, and even help 'em get the next generation started that much quicker, just like I'm doing for y'all.
And now, Eric Bischoff is honestly thinking he can make an impact in this business without Hulk Hogan? That he can do anything without Hulk Hogan? Eric Bischoff has to learn his place. And there's nobody better to put him in his place than the guy who gave Eric Bischoff his shot in the first place.
I'm still stuck on the meat truck.
Don't worry about it, it's not important.
A'ight, whatever.
So once again, you ready?
I'M DAMN READY, HULKSTER!!!!!!
You finish this tonight, man. PTSD that son of a bitch through the ring. It's high past time for you to move on.
Us, Mikey. All of us. Move on up. Legends Champ, Mikey Judas. World D A M N CHAMPION TOP GUN!!!!!!!!!
WHAT'CHA GONNA DOOOOOOO.....
WHEN TOP GUN'S LOCKED ON YOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 18:21:44 GMT -5
JB: The following tag team contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 549 pounds, “Top Gun” Phil Shatter and Hulk Hogan!
JB: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 420 pounds, the team of Eric Bischoff and Eric Young!
Tenay: This just the latest chapter in the rivalry between Eric Young and Phil Shatter and is shows no end in sight. West: Well Eric Bischoff wants to be redeemed but he’s gonna find it hard going against Top Gun and arguably the greatest wrestler of all time, Hulk Hogan. Tenay: Well it’s not like Eric Bischoff hasn’t competed before. And certainly Eric Young is one of the best young talents we have so it’s not like he can’t fall back on his partner? West: But will that be enough? Tenay: We’ll have to see.
"Top Gun" Phil Shatter & Hulk Hogan v Eric Young & Eric Bischoff 4 votes 15 minutes
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lodirulz
Hank Scorpio
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Post by lodirulz on Aug 12, 2011 18:24:11 GMT -5
Eric Bischoff with a Ti Kwan Do kick to the head of Hulk Hogan! There's a steel plate in his boot, but the ref doesn't notice it.
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