Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 7, 2011 21:37:03 GMT -5
Where'd you get that violin? I bet your wife gave it to you, sent your pussywhipped ass out here, and told you to play it in front of me. It's out of tune anyways, much like you and your dips*** wife.
Let me make one thing clear, I have my notions, I have my theories, and you're on the top of my f***ing list. It would make your bitch wife very happy to hold me down knowing that Hideo loved me more than he'd ever love her. And now that he's gone, here I am being booked like a f***ing idiot. The guy who sent me to read every book on opponent intimidation, martial arts, and in-ring psychology would be sick to his stomach seeing me lose focus in the ring. And yet here we are. I'm just the Marrionette. I'm willing to bet the house that that twat of yours is the one pulling the strings. Okay, Viva.
Now I want you to listen to me for a minute.
You can talk all the s**t you want, however, just remember, I'm the one with the smoking hot, rich as hell wife, I'm the one main eventing GookerMania for the second time, I'M the one who's walking out of GookerMania with the WWCF Championship.
And you?
You're a deluded, pathetic lunatic who's one step away from being a smelly street person with aluminum foil on his feet and bunny slippers on his hands.
And if you EVER speak that way about my wife again, I'll take this violin and shove it in your urethra.
In conclusion, shut your f*****g mouth before I rip your jaw off. I'm so, so sorry, but I couldn't hear you over the sound of your wife being the biggest c**t on the planet.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 7, 2011 21:46:36 GMT -5
Okay, Viva.
Now I want you to listen to me for a minute.
You can talk all the s**t you want, however, just remember, I'm the one with the smoking hot, rich as hell wife, I'm the one main eventing GookerMania for the second time, I'M the one who's walking out of GookerMania with the WWCF Championship.
And you?
You're a deluded, pathetic lunatic who's one step away from being a smelly street person with aluminum foil on his feet and bunny slippers on his hands.
And if you EVER speak that way about my wife again, I'll take this violin and shove it in your urethra.
In conclusion, shut your f*****g mouth before I rip your jaw off. I'm so, so sorry, but I couldn't hear you over the sound of your wife being the biggest c**t on the planet.*Seth's hand reveals a bar of soap.* Someone is gonna wash your mouth off with it.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 7, 2011 21:55:06 GMT -5
I'm so, so sorry, but I couldn't hear you over the sound of your wife being the biggest c**t on the planet. *Seth's hand reveals a bar of soap.* Someone is gonna wash your mouth off with it. Try it.
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Post by General Adam on Sept 7, 2011 22:19:23 GMT -5
*The General is on the phone.*
What do you mean no one wants to produce the movie?
Yeah.
Right.
We can change that.
We can change that too.
I am not changing that!
It's an important part of the movie!
Well it depends who stars in it.
Who? Don't know yet.
No one has stepped up yet.
I'll find someone don't worry.
Alright then. Goodbye.
*Hangs up the phone.*
Meh. Some people are hard to please.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 8, 2011 6:52:03 GMT -5
{color=blue] Pinned your ass, then you had to wait til I beat Colt's ass and sneak up behind him, cause you are a women-beating coward. [/color][/quote] *The pile of crap with a cowboy hat on now has a four leaf clover, a rabbit's foot, and a horseshoe. The sign next to it now says:* Luck can't change the fact that you are still a pile of crap.[/quote] I ain't lost in months, son. I beat everybody I face. And unlike you, I don't beat women or sneak up behind men to do it.
Coward.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 8, 2011 6:52:28 GMT -5
Where'd you get that violin? I bet your wife gave it to you, sent your pussywhipped ass out here, and told you to play it in front of me. It's out of tune anyways, much like you and your dips*** wife.
Let me make one thing clear, I have my notions, I have my theories, and you're on the top of my f***ing list. It would make your bitch wife very happy to hold me down knowing that Hideo loved me more than he'd ever love her. And now that he's gone, here I am being booked like a f***ing idiot. The guy who sent me to read every book on opponent intimidation, martial arts, and in-ring psychology would be sick to his stomach seeing me lose focus in the ring. And yet here we are. I'm just the Marrionette. I'm willing to bet the house that that twat of yours is the one pulling the strings. Okay, Viva.
Now I want you to listen to me for a minute.
You can talk all the s**t you want, however, just remember, I'm the one with the smoking hot, rich as hell wife, I'm the one main eventing GookerMania for the second time, I'M the one who's walking out of GookerMania with the WWCF Championship.
And you?
You're a deluded, pathetic lunatic who's one step away from being a smelly street person with aluminum foil on his feet and bunny slippers on his hands.
And if you EVER speak that way about my wife again, I'll take this violin and shove it in your urethra.
In conclusion, shut your f*****g mouth before I rip your jaw off. Your whore got my money?
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Post by hossfan on Sept 8, 2011 6:59:25 GMT -5
A WWCF.com exclusive
This is Jerry Fish with WWCF.com. We're here talking with Caleb Fourchon about next Monday NiteRaw's Championship Ladder Match which he will be competing in. Caleb, what are your thoughts on the stipulations of the match, where all five of the WWCF's lesser title holders have a shot of swapping out their belt for a shot at the Heavyweight Championship?
*eyes narrow* Mah Inter Forum Championship ain't no lesser title, Fish. It de most important belt in dis here company because Ah hold it. Ah said back before Ah beat Bergman fer de IF title Ah was goin to make it madder agin. Dere ain't no way Ah use it as a steppin stone. De only reason Ah in dis stoopid match next week is to collect payday.
So you have no interest in winning the match?
Ah gonna win, to prove Ah de best pure wrassler in de WWCF. And after, when Ah climb de ladder and snatch up dat dere contract, all de WWCF Galaxy kin watch as Ah tear it up on live TV.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 8, 2011 12:23:36 GMT -5
Dupoe, I want you to know something. I'm not going to take it easy on you, and don't bother calling spots, man. I know we're associates, but I'd like a briefcase. I have no choice but to choke you out. I just want you to know that afterwards, when it's all said and done, we're gonna be just fine. You'll respect me more than ever.
The problem with this handicap match is not you, and it's not me. It's just another standard attempt by the powers at be here in the WWCF trying to hold me down, stack the odds against me, and otherwise keep me floating aimlessly in the midcard. I know you're knew around here, and I've won titles, so you may think my fight is for the birds. Unfortunately, it won't stop me from proving a point every single time I step into that ring. It's going to be a problem for my opponent. A big problem. I'm not going to listen to you when you call for spots, I'm not going to sell your offense, hell, I'm not even going to listen to the refs. I'm in there to fight. Plain and simple. The more people I hurt, the less I'll be ignored.
See you on Monday, kid. Welcome to the big leagues.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 8, 2011 13:35:24 GMT -5
*A scene cuts to Seth who is no longer with a mask.*
The whole Pantheon nightmare is over as I have hit an I4I on every member of the group. So now the Archangel will now rest until he is called again and the Puppet Master returns.
First I would like to say to Amigo it seems funny you would be the one who refuses to be smart in taking time off after I bashed your brains in. And not only that, but you have decided to compete in a ladder match..........you really are a stubborn one.
Secondly, I would like to say that Viva, you have your match against me because you agreed to my terms, which really weren't that hard to agree with. All I ask is you be a man and accept a loss once I beat you fair and square.
Third, it seems I was given some new info on Whitey and damn............Whitey, you really are a piece of work. I mean, I don't know if I should even make this stuff public because how messed up it is.
Fourth, I accept the invitation to the Boiler Room Plaza because I have some interesting things to say to both of my opponents.
And finally, I have a tag match where I team with Boiler Room Brawler against Cageking and Connor Mackenzie and if our team wins.........BRB will be in the Money In The Bank or Botch. If we lose, both Cageking and Connor will get that spot. Well, far from me to stop you from success so I will try to help you win that match.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 8, 2011 14:06:22 GMT -5
Dupoe, I want you to know something. I'm not going to take it easy on you, and don't bother calling spots, man. I know we're associates, but I'd like a briefcase. I have no choice but to choke you out. I just want you to know that afterwards, when it's all said and done, we're gonna be just fine. You'll respect me more than ever.
The problem with this handicap match is not you, and it's not me. It's just another standard attempt by the powers at be here in the WWCF trying to hold me down, stack the odds against me, and otherwise keep me floating aimlessly in the midcard. I know you're knew around here, and I've won titles, so you may think my fight is for the birds. Unfortunately, it won't stop me from proving a point every single time I step into that ring. It's going to be a problem for my opponent. A big problem. I'm not going to listen to you when you call for spots, I'm not going to sell your offense, hell, I'm not even going to listen to the refs. I'm in there to fight. Plain and simple. The more people I hurt, the less I'll be ignored.
See you on Monday, kid. Welcome to the big leagues. Oh joy I no sooner lose my Vokoun headache I get a new one from ViVA. Look I dont anyone is "trying to get you" or that there is "a consperisy" you are just unlucky. It's pathetic that your trying to blaim everything on the higher ups. As for the "welcome to the big leagues" thing, you seem to forget my first 3 matches were a #1 contenders match, a battle royal and a match with the person who came in second place in that battle royal. I hit the Big Leagues some time ago.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 8, 2011 14:07:36 GMT -5
Dupoe, I want you to know something. I'm not going to take it easy on you, and don't bother calling spots, man. I know we're associates, but I'd like a briefcase. I have no choice but to choke you out. I just want you to know that afterwards, when it's all said and done, we're gonna be just fine. You'll respect me more than ever.
The problem with this handicap match is not you, and it's not me. It's just another standard attempt by the powers at be here in the WWCF trying to hold me down, stack the odds against me, and otherwise keep me floating aimlessly in the midcard. I know you're knew around here, and I've won titles, so you may think my fight is for the birds. Unfortunately, it won't stop me from proving a point every single time I step into that ring. It's going to be a problem for my opponent. A big problem. I'm not going to listen to you when you call for spots, I'm not going to sell your offense, hell, I'm not even going to listen to the refs. I'm in there to fight. Plain and simple. The more people I hurt, the less I'll be ignored.
See you on Monday, kid. Welcome to the big leagues. Oh joy I no sooner lose my Vokoun headache I get a new one from ViVA. Look I dont anyone is "trying to get you" or that there is "a consperisy" you are just unlucky. It's pathetic that your trying to blaim everything on the higher ups. As for the "welcome to the big leagues" thing, you seem to forget my first 3 matches were a #1 contenders match, a battle royal and a match with the person who came in second place in that battle royal. I hit the Big Leagues some time ago. Your ignorance is bliss. But please, continue to think that I'm not the cream of the crop around here. Continue to think that 'my damn luck' isn't a part of the bigger picture. It's your funeral.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 8, 2011 14:18:42 GMT -5
Oh joy I no sooner lose my Vokoun headache I get a new one from ViVA. Look I dont anyone is "trying to get you" or that there is "a consperisy" you are just unlucky. It's pathetic that your trying to blaim everything on the higher ups. As for the "welcome to the big leagues" thing, you seem to forget my first 3 matches were a #1 contenders match, a battle royal and a match with the person who came in second place in that battle royal. I hit the Big Leagues some time ago. Your ignorance is bliss. But please, continue to think that I'm not the cream of the crop around here. Continue to think that 'my damn luck' isn't a part of the bigger picture. It's your funeral. I HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR EPITATH WRITTEN CAUSE YOU HAVE JUST SIGNED YOUR DEATH WARRENT!!! NO ONE DARES CALL ME IGNORANT. I OFFICALLY NO LONGER GIVE A DAMN THAT WE ARE ON THE SAME SIDE, MONDAY YOU DIE!!!!!!!!
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 8, 2011 14:26:30 GMT -5
And finally, I have a tag match where I team with Boiler Room Brawler against Cageking and Connor Mackenzie and if our team wins.........BRB will be in the Money In The Bank or Botch. If we lose, both Cageking and Connor will get that spot. Well, far from me to stop you from success so I will try to help you win that match. [/color] [/quote] While we haven't had a chance to be in the ring together Seth, I'm not going to have you or BRB stop me from getting to Gookermania. I just want to say that it's nothing personal but I'm not going to let the two of you stop me. My tale is going to continue.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 8, 2011 14:31:52 GMT -5
*A scene cuts to Seth who is no longer with a mask.* The whole Pantheon nightmare is over as I have hit an I4I on every member of the group. So now the Archangel will now rest until he is called again and the Puppet Master returns.
First I would like to say to Amigo it seems funny you would be the one who refuses to be smart in taking time off after I bashed your brains in. And not only that, but you have decided to compete in a ladder match..........you really are a stubborn one.
Secondly, I would like to say that Viva, you have your match against me because you agreed to my terms, which really weren't that hard to agree with. All I ask is you be a man and accept a loss once I beat you fair and square.
Third, it seems I was given some new info on Whitey and damn............Whitey, you really are a piece of work. I mean, I don't know if I should even make this stuff public because how messed up it is.
Fourth, I accept the invitation to the Boiler Room Plaza because I have some interesting things to say to both of my opponents.
And finally, I have a tag match where I team with Boiler Room Brawler against Cageking and Connor Mackenzie and if our team wins.........BRB will be in the Money In The Bank or Botch. If we lose, both Cageking and Connor will get that spot. Well, far from me to stop you from success so I will try to help you win that match. I have nothing I am ashamed of.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 8, 2011 14:36:21 GMT -5
*A scene cuts to Seth who is no longer with a mask.* The whole Pantheon nightmare is over as I have hit an I4I on every member of the group. So now the Archangel will now rest until he is called again and the Puppet Master returns.
First I would like to say to Amigo it seems funny you would be the one who refuses to be smart in taking time off after I bashed your brains in. And not only that, but you have decided to compete in a ladder match..........you really are a stubborn one.
Secondly, I would like to say that Viva, you have your match against me because you agreed to my terms, which really weren't that hard to agree with. All I ask is you be a man and accept a loss once I beat you fair and square.
Third, it seems I was given some new info on Whitey and damn............Whitey, you really are a piece of work. I mean, I don't know if I should even make this stuff public because how messed up it is.
Fourth, I accept the invitation to the Boiler Room Plaza because I have some interesting things to say to both of my opponents.
And finally, I have a tag match where I team with Boiler Room Brawler against Cageking and Connor Mackenzie and if our team wins.........BRB will be in the Money In The Bank or Botch. If we lose, both Cageking and Connor will get that spot. Well, far from me to stop you from success so I will try to help you win that match. I have nothing I am ashamed of. Oh I am not saying it is something you are ashamed of..........I'm merely saying it is best for your health that it not be told because knowing the individual, he might just kill you.......and I am not saying it as a metaphor either, he might actually KILL you.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 8, 2011 14:41:28 GMT -5
Oh well, I didn't make it this far being scared.
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The Punisher
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"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 8, 2011 14:56:17 GMT -5
*Frank Castle sits at a workbench in his apartment, sharpening a wicked looking knuckleduster knife*
"So, so entertaining watching you all tear one another apart - I actually considered not bothering to take you all to damned school and letting you carry on screaming at one another like a bunch of high school girls.
"But eventually, you have to take a stand, and like I said before, you all had your chance to do something about Whitey Fats, and none of you did, so I'm going to do it - even if I have to drag some drug addled waster along with me.
"Fats, Vokoun - I dont really care about a briefcase, I have my own bag of tricks right here *points to the bench behind him where his black leather bag sits*. My main aim is to hurt both of you - badly. Then I might hurt my partner, the stinking little addict deserves it, then I might put all three of you together and beat the crap out of you.
"My wife must pay for what she has done Fats - there's no way you can stop me getting to her, so you might as well stand out of the way. Don't worry about me hurting her - I'm not gonig to do that, I'm just going to ask her one simple question.
"What's that I hear you say, what am I going to ask her? Well that's between her and me, but let's just say I don't think she's going to like her options.
"Vokoun? Beating up announcers? You might want to check what happen to the last guy who did that round here. His name was Finn McHaggis. I beat him to within an inch of his life and fractured his jaw. Maybe I do the same to you? Or maybe I abandon my calm demeanour and get rough instead.
"Don't think I've forgotten the other joker in this. Mountain King, you are the type of scum I despise. I've seen too many kids destroyed by the crap you peddle, and I have no patience for someone who chooses that lifestyle, so it's time to go through detox. Even if we win - I'll make sure you never get the chance to get near Money in the Bank.
*Castle starts carving a message in the bench in front of him*
"I also find it funny that Jeremy Dupoe thinks that insect analogies qualify him as some kind of contender. Listen to me kid, I was stomping on bugs your size in the Gulf when you were playing with your Etch-a-Sketch, so do me a favour, and give me a call when you've grown up.
"Oh, and Stone, I'm trying to let you off easy, but if you carry on pretending that you're mentally ill, I really am gonna have to wire your balls up to a car battery and fire up the engine."
*Castle rams the knife into the bench as the camera zooms in on the carving - it reads "Punish the guilty" as the image fades out.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 8, 2011 14:57:54 GMT -5
Your ignorance is bliss. But please, continue to think that I'm not the cream of the crop around here. Continue to think that 'my damn luck' isn't a part of the bigger picture. It's your funeral. I HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR EPITATH WRITTEN CAUSE YOU HAVE JUST SIGNED YOUR DEATH WARRENT!!! NO ONE DARES CALL ME IGNORANT. I OFFICALLY NO LONGER GIVE A DAMN THAT WE ARE ON THE SAME SIDE, MONDAY YOU DIE!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH. YOUR YELLING MAKES ME TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY. Oh wait, it doesn't. Lower your f***ing voice when you're talking to a future hall of famer, or I'll put your ass in the hospital.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 8, 2011 15:13:14 GMT -5
Aw, Frank wants to get his beat by the Wrestling Messiah again.
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The Punisher
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 8, 2011 15:17:12 GMT -5
Aw, Frank wants to get his beat by the Wrestling Messiah again. Last time I went easy on you punk, this time I really don't care about winning or losing, I just care about rupturing your internal organs and breaking your bones. Tell you what, I'll feed you the junkie on my team to warm up on, then we can start your education...
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