Viva
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Post by Viva on Sept 19, 2011 19:11:56 GMT -5
Watch as Seth pins Viva fair and square and Viva cry like a little baby enough tears to fill the Nile River. Watch as Jonathan Michaels doesn't give a **** about Viva or his match, and instead stays in the back and makes sweet love to his wife. More like makes sweet love to a filthy slut.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Sept 19, 2011 19:54:37 GMT -5
Watch as Jonathan Michaels doesn't give a **** about Viva or his match, and instead stays in the back and makes sweet love to his wife. More like makes sweet love to a filthy slut. Watch as Ricky and I express our displeasure at Vincent's choice of words, and then watch as Ricky gets out of the cage and gets his Inter-Forum Championship match at Gookermania IV.
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Jeremy Dupoe
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 19, 2011 20:28:18 GMT -5
More like makes sweet love to a filthy slut. Watch as Ricky and I express our displeasure at Vincent's choice of words, and then watch as Ricky gets out of the cage and gets his Inter-Forum Championship match at Gookermania IV. Watch as Lionel gets beat to a bloody pulp in his first matchOOC:Speaking of Lionel check your PM's dude
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 19, 2011 20:47:09 GMT -5
Watch as Ricky and I express our displeasure at Vincent's choice of words, and then watch as Ricky gets out of the cage and gets his Inter-Forum Championship match at Gookermania IV. Watch as Lionel gets beat to a bloody pulp in his first matchOOC:Speaking of Lionel check your PM's dude "Watch as I...just watch, people."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2011 21:02:55 GMT -5
Watch as Jonathan Michaels doesn't give a **** about Viva or his match, and instead stays in the back and makes sweet love to his wife. More like makes sweet love to a filthy slut. I think that would make the love kind of bitter, don't you?
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Viva
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Post by Viva on Sept 19, 2011 21:27:25 GMT -5
More like makes sweet love to a filthy slut. I think that would make the love kind of bitter, don't you? It's all about perception, M. As far as I'm concerned, I think JoMo is so out of touch, he could be hate f***ing a gopher in the ear and think it was sweet. Dude's a dumbass. That's the only way you could put up with being married to a silver-spoon fed c**t like Sara. It's just science, man.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2011 21:37:56 GMT -5
I think that would make the love kind of bitter, don't you? It's all about perception, M. As far as I'm concerned, I think JoMo is so out of touch, he could be hate f***ing a gopher in the ear and think it was sweet. Dude's a dumbass. That's the only way you could put up with being married to a silver-spoon fed c**t like Sara. It's just science, man. Hey, I almost married that silver-spoon fed c***! Sure, it was mostly to piss off Jono and get in her father's good graces, but still!
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Viva
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Post by Viva on Sept 19, 2011 21:44:17 GMT -5
It's all about perception, M. As far as I'm concerned, I think JoMo is so out of touch, he could be hate f***ing a gopher in the ear and think it was sweet. Dude's a dumbass. That's the only way you could put up with being married to a silver-spoon fed c**t like Sara. It's just science, man. Hey, I almost married that silver-spoon fed c***! Sure, it was mostly to piss off Jono and get in her father's good graces, but still! Hey, let me tell you something, buddy. I spent a LOT of god damn time next to Hideo. The dude loved you like a son, and he wanted that marriage to happen. He hated JoMo with a firey passion, and it's no surprise that he's now dead because of their selfish actions. How someone could be SO ungrateful to the father of the woman he loves is beyond me, but I don't think neither of us have made him adequately pay for his sins. He should be sleeping with one eye open, and I tell you what, if dumbass Sara Nakatomi doesn't wanna spend another couple months held against her will again, she should do the same.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 19, 2011 21:57:29 GMT -5
Hey, I almost married that silver-spoon fed c***! Sure, it was mostly to piss off Jono and get in her father's good graces, but still! Hey, let me tell you something, buddy. I spent a LOT of god damn time next to Hideo. The dude loved you like a son, and he wanted that marriage to happen. He hated JoMo with a firey passion, and it's no surprise that he's now dead because of their selfish actions. How someone could be SO ungrateful to the father of the woman he loves is beyond me, but I don't think neither of us have made him adequately pay for his sins. He should be sleeping with one eye open, and I tell you what, if dumbass Sara Nakatomi doesn't wanna spend another couple months held against her will again, she should do the same. Tell me, Viva, have you ever had a steel chair covered in thumbtacks shoved in your urethra?
I've already steeled things with M, as for you, maybe after I'm champion, I'll beat your ass and prove that no matter how many vicious statements you make, you're still nothing more than a p****.
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Viva
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Post by Viva on Sept 19, 2011 22:17:59 GMT -5
Hey, let me tell you something, buddy. I spent a LOT of god damn time next to Hideo. The dude loved you like a son, and he wanted that marriage to happen. He hated JoMo with a firey passion, and it's no surprise that he's now dead because of their selfish actions. How someone could be SO ungrateful to the father of the woman he loves is beyond me, but I don't think neither of us have made him adequately pay for his sins. He should be sleeping with one eye open, and I tell you what, if dumbass Sara Nakatomi doesn't wanna spend another couple months held against her will again, she should do the same. Tell me, Viva, have you ever had a steel chair covered in thumbtacks shoved in your urethra?
I've already steeled things with M, as for you, maybe after I'm champion, I'll beat your ass and prove that no matter how many vicious statements you make, you're still nothing more than a p****. "Did you motorboat those? You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you!"
"I'd like to be cowboys from Arizona, or pimps from Oakland, but it's not halloween. Grow up, Peter Pan, Count Chocula."
Don't mind me, JoNo. I'm just quoting my favorite, most relevant movie, you know. Wedding Crashers. It's kind of crazy, how negatively they look on your profession in that film. Those guys are sleezebags for crashing weddings and sleeping with chicks.
Oh wait, what's that? You do that too? That's a shame. You should really get ahold of your life.
But that... That'd mean you'd have to be held accountable for your bulls***, and like Seth Drakin, you just can't go for that, can you.
Get your Thumbtack chair. My urethra is right here. Get to shoving. It's cute when you throw around words like 'pussy', considering that's what runs your life. Pussy. Just like Pussy runs Seth's life.
And it's crazy, you know, like what's the one thing that Whitey Fats doesn't do, is let pussy control his life. In fact, it's the opposite. He runs pussy. And that's exactly why come next Monday, he's going to do what he does. He's going to run pussy. It's just that the pussy in question is going to be in standing in the middle of the ring with him, and it's going to be a two pack.
That's a shame.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Sept 19, 2011 22:23:23 GMT -5
Tell me, Viva, have you ever had a steel chair covered in thumbtacks shoved in your urethra?
I've already steeled things with M, as for you, maybe after I'm champion, I'll beat your ass and prove that no matter how many vicious statements you make, you're still nothing more than a p****. "Did you motorboat those? You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you!"
"I'd like to be cowboys from Arizona, or pimps from Oakland, but it's not halloween. Grow up, Peter Pan, Count Chocula."
Don't mind me, JoNo. I'm just quoting my favorite, most relevant movie, you know. Wedding Crashers. It's kind of crazy, how negatively they look on your profession in that film. Those guys are sleezebags for crashing weddings and sleeping with chicks.
Oh wait, what's that? You do that too? That's a shame. You should really get ahold of your life.
But that... That'd mean you'd have to be held accountable for your bulls***, and like Seth Drakin, you just can't go for that, can you.
Get your Thumbtack chair. My urethra is right here. Get to shoving. It's cute when you throw around words like 'pussy', considering that's what runs your life. Pussy. Just like Pussy runs Seth's life.
And it's crazy, you know, like what's the one thing that Whitey Fats doesn't do, is let pussy control his life. In fact, it's the opposite. He runs pussy. And that's exactly why come next Monday, he's going to do what he does. He's going to run pussy. It's just that the pussy in question is going to be in standing in the middle of the ring with him, and it's going to be a two pack.
That's a shame. It's a shame that I'm gunning for the Inter-Forum Chamionship, otherwise I know exactly who'd be at the top of my list of targets. HINT: It's not Michaels.
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Post by General Adam on Sept 19, 2011 22:26:33 GMT -5
Hello folks. Gookermania is just around the corner and that means that one "lucky" person will win a staring role in the first WWCF film! I would now like you to meat the dirctor of this film. He dosen't speak any english and I'm not to sure where he is from, but here his is Mr. Sloth Porking.
Porking: Uoy knaht lareneg. S'ti na ronor ot ekam eht tsrif FCWW mlif.
See? can't understand a thing.
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Viva
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Post by Viva on Sept 19, 2011 22:33:05 GMT -5
"Did you motorboat those? You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you!"
"I'd like to be cowboys from Arizona, or pimps from Oakland, but it's not halloween. Grow up, Peter Pan, Count Chocula."
Don't mind me, JoNo. I'm just quoting my favorite, most relevant movie, you know. Wedding Crashers. It's kind of crazy, how negatively they look on your profession in that film. Those guys are sleezebags for crashing weddings and sleeping with chicks.
Oh wait, what's that? You do that too? That's a shame. You should really get ahold of your life.
But that... That'd mean you'd have to be held accountable for your bulls***, and like Seth Drakin, you just can't go for that, can you.
Get your Thumbtack chair. My urethra is right here. Get to shoving. It's cute when you throw around words like 'pussy', considering that's what runs your life. Pussy. Just like Pussy runs Seth's life.
And it's crazy, you know, like what's the one thing that Whitey Fats doesn't do, is let pussy control his life. In fact, it's the opposite. He runs pussy. And that's exactly why come next Monday, he's going to do what he does. He's going to run pussy. It's just that the pussy in question is going to be in standing in the middle of the ring with him, and it's going to be a two pack.
That's a shame. It's a shame that I'm gunning for the Inter-Forum Chamionship, otherwise I know exactly who'd be at the top of my list of targets. HINT: It's not Michaels. If you haven't noticed, you're so far down the list for me that I just really don't feel the need to acknowledge anything you say. You should try not sucking so much hot gooey ass and then try talking to me respectfully and courteously, Rush.
Yeah, f***ing Rush. You used to have a little testicular fortitude. What happened? You're a bigger joke than Charlie Sheen.
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 19, 2011 22:47:17 GMT -5
"Did you motorboat those? You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you!"
"I'd like to be cowboys from Arizona, or pimps from Oakland, but it's not halloween. Grow up, Peter Pan, Count Chocula."
Don't mind me, JoNo. I'm just quoting my favorite, most relevant movie, you know. Wedding Crashers. It's kind of crazy, how negatively they look on your profession in that film. Those guys are sleezebags for crashing weddings and sleeping with chicks.
Oh wait, what's that? You do that too? That's a shame. You should really get ahold of your life.
But that... That'd mean you'd have to be held accountable for your bulls***, and like Seth Drakin, you just can't go for that, can you.
Get your Thumbtack chair. My urethra is right here. Get to shoving. It's cute when you throw around words like 'pussy', considering that's what runs your life. Pussy. Just like Pussy runs Seth's life.
And it's crazy, you know, like what's the one thing that Whitey Fats doesn't do, is let pussy control his life. In fact, it's the opposite. He runs pussy. And that's exactly why come next Monday, he's going to do what he does. He's going to run pussy. It's just that the pussy in question is going to be in standing in the middle of the ring with him, and it's going to be a two pack.
That's a shame. It's a shame that I'm gunning for the Inter-Forum Chamionship, otherwise I know exactly who'd be at the top of my list of targets. HINT: It's not Michaels. Oi! Already forgot about Ol' Really Rotten , you bloody tosser? By the way , your nickname is Xtreme? Nineteen ninety eight called it wants it's crappy buzz word back.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Sept 19, 2011 22:52:53 GMT -5
It's a shame that I'm gunning for the Inter-Forum Chamionship, otherwise I know exactly who'd be at the top of my list of targets. HINT: It's not Michaels. If you haven't noticed, you're so far down the list for me that I just really don't feel the need to acknowledge anything you say. You should try not sucking so much hot gooey ass and then try talking to me respectfully and courteously, Rush.
Yeah, f***ing Rush. You used to have a little testicular fortitude. What happened? You're a bigger joke than Charlie Sheen. Watch the cage match tonight and my match at Gookermania and you'll find out.
You, on the other hand, are a disappointment. When did Viva suddenly become everyone's lackey? First Hideo, who made Jonathan Michaels' life a living hell for months, and now Whitey Fats, who gives a new meaning to arrogance.
Add all that to your constant ranting about being held down by management, and you wonder why people are rapidly losing respect for you, myself among them.
But maybe after I win the Inter-Forum Championship at Gookermania, your radar might just explode into uncountable fragments.
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Viva
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Post by Viva on Sept 19, 2011 23:12:07 GMT -5
If you haven't noticed, you're so far down the list for me that I just really don't feel the need to acknowledge anything you say. You should try not sucking so much hot gooey ass and then try talking to me respectfully and courteously, Rush.
Yeah, f***ing Rush. You used to have a little testicular fortitude. What happened? You're a bigger joke than Charlie Sheen. Watch the cage match tonight and my match at Gookermania and you'll find out.
You, on the other hand, are a disappointment. When did Viva suddenly become everyone's lackey? First Hideo, who made Jonathan Michaels' life a living hell for months, and now Whitey Fats, who gives a new meaning to arrogance.
Add all that to your constant ranting about being held down by management, and you wonder why people are rapidly losing respect for you, myself among them.
But maybe after I win the Inter-Forum Championship at Gookermania, your radar might just explode into uncountable fragments. You think that following the tutelage of a man as honorable as Hideo Nakatomi, the man who single handedly, with nothing but the kindness in his heart, decided to reconstruct my legs with the finest quality doctors on the planet, and then send me to China, to Japan, to Taiwan to learn several of the ancient martial arts. A man who recruited the best in the world at what they do to train me to be the best in the world at what I do, you think that following the the lead, and having the utmost respect for that man... That makes me a lackey?
That must be why you've won.. what, three total matches in your career? Who the f*** are you to cast stones? You're worse off than I am, and creative has been holding a god damn grudge against me for months. The fans don't care about you, nobody cares about you. You float aimlessly from retarded meme to retarded meme, begging to be noticed. You're a JOKE. A HACK. And to top all of that horrible shit off, you wrestle like a f***ing toddler. Develop your f***ing skills, learn how to talk on the mic, and come and sit at the big boys table after you've proven you can finish what's left on your Kid's Meal plate.
What's the point of winning the Inter-Forum title, Gus? What's the point in even trying? We BOTH know that if I so choose, I can just take that shit from you. At any moment. You are not a threat. You are not a challenge. You're that doucher who stands under the glass ceiling, looking up, staring wantingly at what I have. And the thing that's hilarious about all of this, is that even if you were good, which you aren't, you still wouldn't be good enough to take this from me.
So do the world a favor before you start chiming in, Gussy. Handle your own f***ing business.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 19, 2011 23:26:13 GMT -5
Watch the cage match tonight and my match at Gookermania and you'll find out.
You, on the other hand, are a disappointment. When did Viva suddenly become everyone's lackey? First Hideo, who made Jonathan Michaels' life a living hell for months, and now Whitey Fats, who gives a new meaning to arrogance.
Add all that to your constant ranting about being held down by management, and you wonder why people are rapidly losing respect for you, myself among them.
But maybe after I win the Inter-Forum Championship at Gookermania, your radar might just explode into uncountable fragments. So do the world a favor before you start chiming in, Gussy. Handle your own f***ing business. Heh, good luck on that. This little gnat thinks he's some sort of f***in' superhero. He always has to fight for "good" and for our fickle fans. That whole thing with Pantheon? Because it's the "right" thing to do. Little bastard stepped out of some PSA from the 80's or something. You'd be doing us all a favor if you beat some reality into this little twerp.
Also, about you and Whitey, I checked his stocks in some companies....He has THAT much pull? Damn.
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Viva
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Post by Viva on Sept 19, 2011 23:30:40 GMT -5
So do the world a favor before you start chiming in, Gussy. Handle your own f***ing business. Heh, good luck on that. This little gnat thinks he's some sort of f***in' superhero. He always has to fight for "good" and for our fickle fans. That whole thing with Pantheon? Because it's the "right" thing to do. Little bastard stepped out of some PSA from the 80's or something. You'd be doing us all a favor if you beat some reality into this little twerp.
Also, about you and Whitey, I checked his stocks in some companies....He has THAT much pull? Damn. The most hilarious thing about these onlookers is that they want to sit here and act like I'm not competent. Whitey is a f***ing bona fide winner. It makes sense to keep people like that in my f***ing circle. Period. I surround myself with winners because I win, and I expect nothing less. Whitey doesn't just bring it in the ring. He brings it in life as well, and we just enhance each others ability to stomp ass all over this place.
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 19, 2011 23:37:36 GMT -5
OOC: Guys, I'm going ahead and posting a new promo thread. Fresh start after N-R goes up I guess.
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